Blockbuster AP/NBC report: Date night out for the Obamas
posted at 6:47 pm on May 3, 2009 by Allahpundit
The best part of fluffy garbage like this is that the media knows they’re going to be mocked relentlessly for it by the right — and they simply don’t care. So tingly are they over the second coming of Camelot that not only are they in the tank, they’re downright proud to be there. It really is like a romance: Sure, they’re acting moony and goofy, but damn it, they’re in love. How else to explain an otherwise sober reporter from the New York Times thinking it’d be a good idea to stand up at a nationally televised press conference and ask Obama how enchanted he feels?
I’m not sure how much dumber and gooier it can get. Maybe Bo will start himself a family with a good-looking poodle and our new president will heroically help deliver the litter. I can almost see the photo of him grinning, six new puppies in his arms, with various reporters making the “awwww” face just over his shoulder.
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LOL
Innuendo wasn’t that bad
Rather mild!
blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 8:57 PM
Michelle and Napoleon’s personal choices don’t completely gross me out. They’re out and they’re proud ;)
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 8:57 PM
Niiice….I take it you approve of pederasty and pedophilia then?
We already “got” the Catholic Church.
tyvm
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 8:57 PM
As we speak, Strange sends her message to the Spanish courts, but OH WAIT the Divinci Code Catholic Cover-uppers are cutting off her Internet access…
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Thanks. I don’t have to worry about vomiting anymore.
My stomach is now empty.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 8:59 PM
I’m not pregnant, Michelle Obama tells Oprah
canditaylor68 on May 3, 2009 at 8:59 PM
One at least is still in prison.
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Let’s all praise the O’s for….. being normal?
Do these people think it’s somehow newsworthy that a married couple spend time together? Or is it that the O’s aren’t freaks?
Next up: Obama brushes before bed and wipes front to back. Isn’t he awesome?
Ampersand on May 3, 2009 at 9:00 PM
If that’s what I said, I’m sure you wouldn’t need to ask me.
But, you go getum… I heard the Mormons were in on it too. Maybe some Zionists are trying to cover it up!
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 9:00 PM
I know but it was as far as I was willing to go. I thought someone would run with it.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:00 PM
No……..
……….. it’s her tampon.
Seven Percent Solution on May 3, 2009 at 9:00 PM
“Here’s the scoop: Not pregnant. And not planning on it,” she said.
canditaylor68 on May 3, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Barack Obama: “I DON’T WANT MICHELLE TO BE PUNISHED…..WITH A BABY!”
Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 9:01 PM
That is a coincidence.
I’d be proud if they were out.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Keep an eye on those polls. No telling what she might have to do come 2012.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:02 PM
The important thing……is that the conservatives will get their noses rubbed in the fact that Bush-the-CinC scapegoated troops under his command for his secret torture program.
Rule of law.
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:04 PM
Sorry to disappoint. Again, maybe Janet was loosening her up with the new DHS techniques.
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 9:04 PM
;)
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 9:05 PM
There is no Mormon or Jewish involvement.
Just a CinC and some of his troops.
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:05 PM
No, the important thing is that we are going to eradicate Mormons from the face of the earth… Come on Strange, didn’t you get Axelrod’s memos today? Stay on top of things.
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 9:06 PM
CinC of the Catholic Church??? Yup yup. That’s it.
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 9:07 PM
I wouldnt put it past her. The lib MSM will go gaga galore and then we will all be forced to endure those delivery room vids…
canditaylor68 on May 3, 2009 at 9:08 PM
“I was like…..” What is she? 12 years old?
(“And then Barry was like…” “And then I was like….” “And then Oprah was like….”)
Actually, the “not planning on it” visual made me throw up in my mouth.
Fed45 on May 3, 2009 at 9:08 PM
Stupid we be not. Wise be we to you and you endos.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 9:09 PM
canditaylor68 on May 3, 2009 at 9:08 PM
and if it were to be a boy, would barry name it Frank, after his daady?
Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 9:10 PM
strangelet:
Oh please. You are assuming that any lawsuit brought to get these guys out of trouble could only be true and just and that it is not possible that things actually happened the way the military said they did and everyone involved in the case said they did. All those people lied blah blah blah.
So, why even court martial them? Why not transfer the guy who brought the charges and opened that can of worms and just bury the whole thing? After all, Clinton and Obama have no problem hiding what happens to the people they send overseas and Obama has already decided to let what happens in Bagram stay in Bagram.
No, I think it is wishful thinking on your part myself. But then I am sure no matter what happens you will go right on yammering about it. In truth not that many people even care anymore. It is old news after all.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:11 PM
It’s because no one ever thought “The Jeffersons” would be anything more than a fictional sitcom.
“Now weez movin on up….”
Fed45 on May 3, 2009 at 9:12 PM
strangelete do you have a bf and or hubby?
If so, how
blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 9:12 PM
Warsaw or Kraków?
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Did W actually meet with the Abu Ghraib folks? Do you think Lindsey (?) had that cigarette hanging out of her mouth in the oval office. Based on actions and news reports these were definitely the folks I would get together with to pull off my secret torture plans. It must have been the Pope’s idea.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:15 PM
Who picked up the check…………
………… and what was the tip?
Seven Percent Solution on May 3, 2009 at 9:16 PM
Nope. North and South.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 3, 2009 at 9:17 PM
Please note how strangelte carries on about people being convicted of crimes and having their noses rubbed in whatever, and yet these men have not been charged with any crime. I always thought that Americans were supposed to be presumed innocent until proven guilty…I guess that only goes for Democrats.
Btw, those soldiers have already had their day in court.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:17 PM
All kidding aside, the story is kind of sweet but the press reaction is beyond sickening. Could you just imagine it there was going to be a new baby? The press barely survived the new dog.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Seven Percent Solution on May 3, 2009 at 9:16 PM
and did they bring home scraps for Bo??????????????????
Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 9:18 PM
LOL!!
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Didn’t y’all get the memo?
NO MORE TORTURE!!!!
And some people thought waterboarding was a bitch!
hillbillyjim on May 3, 2009 at 9:19 PM
Another step toward ‘Mommy Abandonment’ Obama fully coming out. ‘Axel-Rod’…hmmm, telling.
BHO Jonestown on May 3, 2009 at 9:20 PM
Cindy:
I think they were reserve or Guard, not regular army. And it is also worth noting that in spite of strangelet’s hysterical torture lament, these people did not kill anyone. They just misbehaved…badly. And it got them into trouble. I think the Commander just did not do her job at all.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:20 PM
Don’t click on Spector’s puss in the thread above.
I thought you already got that tip?
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 9:20 PM
Really? AllahP has yet to link it.
Came out on May 2.
I love my country. Grunts suing an ex-pres.
Only in America.
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:20 PM
ROFL-The only ass that has ever been kicked on the threads of HotAir that involved you was when it was your ass that was getting clobbered.
-Dave
Dave R. on May 3, 2009 at 9:21 PM
Now that is worth another 24/7 news cycle, cover of TIME and NEWSWEEK, written into Sitcoms, the plot of a new Hollywood movie, Op-Eds, a week for Geraldo and Gretta, and mention on American Idol………..
Seven Percent Solution on May 3, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Geographic or magnetic?
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 9:22 PM
strangelet:
Sorry, but that is funny. Ed wipes the floor up with you on the rare occasions he bothers to acknowledge your sad little existence.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:22 PM
The reporting is vomit inducing. Truly it is.
4shoes on May 3, 2009 at 9:23 PM
ahh, but that was before Obama broke the torture memos….fresh evidence, you see. No statute of limitations on unjust courtmartials methinks.
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:23 PM
strangelet:
Grunts suing the government is not exactly news my dears. Especially when there is something in it for them.
Abu Ghraib is old news. For normal sane people that is, not for the perpetually aggrieved and hysterical.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:24 PM
ROFL-The only ass that has ever been kicked on the threads of HotAir that involved you was when it was your ass that was getting clobbered.
-Dave
Dave R. on May 3, 2009 at 9:21 PM
So true…Harmony and Bekkah happened at the Captain’s Quarters, and I thin I was banned here for the Expelled thread.
I kicked Ed’s ass at the Instapundits on Expelled.
;)
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:25 PM
Let’s see. Soldiers have sued over stop loss, anthrax shots….and on and on. Happens all the time.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:26 PM
Allahpundit does have a sadistic streak, doesn’t he?
Sad. Really sad.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 9:27 PM
Comfort yourself, dear……I’m sure the pederast priests said something very similiar right before they went down.
And n/e ways…..it is the publicity, teh visibility.
That will be sweet.
;)
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:28 PM
strangelet:
Torture memos? Oh please. That is really reaching. After all, it is not as if there was no investigation into any of this before.
Tell me, do you think most Americans even really care? Do you think they are more worried about panties on a man’s head than they are people killed by suicide bombers?
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:28 PM
You are uneducated ignoramus.
Your heroes the Kennedy brothers (democrats both) had a huge hand in what was actual torture, and not that pansy-assed waterboarding crap, which isn’t even close to real torture.
This, however, was torture:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/05/03/op-ed-u-s-has-45-year-history-torture
Put that in your bong and smoke it, troll.
-Dave
Dave R. on May 3, 2009 at 9:29 PM
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:28 PM
geeeeeeeez…..enough with the priest thing.
Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 9:29 PM
I know, I meant to go back and make that point at her gleeful announcement that one of them is still in prison. The whole incident seemed to be the bad judgment of some truly unsophisticated and for the most part young people. I think the fact that there were pictures at all told the average person that these were unsupervised knuckleheads as opposed to crack interrogators in W’s secret torture plan.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Yeah, uh huh. You and Barack sure do have a frightening strange concept of love.
Gives the idiom “love it to death” a whole new context.
hillbillyjim on May 3, 2009 at 9:30 PM
strangelet”
Not all priests are pedophiles and if you don’t mind I would prefer not to stand back and play judge jury and executioner..needless to say you don’t have a problem with that.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:30 PM
That was enchanting.
vcferlita on May 3, 2009 at 9:30 PM
If those memos had connected W with Abu Ghraib, there would have been no date night video tonight.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:35 PM
The Idiot-in-Chief and his favorite Clydesdale….how quaint…..
BottomLine5 on May 3, 2009 at 9:35 PM
So this is news?
No wonder I’m catching up on my Schlock Mercenary
Mucho thanks to Moe Lane and his webcomics page.
JeffWeimer on May 3, 2009 at 9:36 PM
strangelet
The last Troll that messed with Ed was an idiot named getalife. Seen her around this past week?
kingsjester on May 3, 2009 at 9:39 PM
hehe, your arguments might have some weight if AllahP had the nads to link the story.
Hide under the bed cowards, the headlines are gonna be “Bush scapegoated his troops.”
Whether he is guilty or innocent, the media will roll that meme.
Deliciousness.
;)
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:39 PM
So could strangelet be Noneya?
thomasaur on May 3, 2009 at 9:40 PM
Cindy:
I saw some references on the lefty sights mostly on the internet. It has to do with the ACLU case. The idea being that those people were scape goats and Bush and Rummy gave them personal instructions blah blah blah.
But there were investigations at the time and I would think the Pentagon would have access to this as well. It is not as if it was not common knowledge that the US government was questioning people and that in a small number of cases they used harsh techniques. I would not doubt that some of the soldiers in AbuGhraib were making a game of messing with these people. But unlike strangelet I am not ready lynch people without a trial.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:41 PM
strangelet:
What has nads got to do with it? What story? It is just the same crap all over again.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:42 PM
But the media is…..appearance is all.
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:42 PM
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:39 PM
yeah, like the MSM have any nads to report the truth about your fraud for a president. go shove a raccoon up your ass!
Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Have FOXnews do it.
;)
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:45 PM
So strangelet you are saying that the lap dog media will try Bush without a trial even if it is all nonsense. And of course that is deliciousness to you. It might be bad for the country, but it is good for you.
let the mask slip didn’t you? After all where is all that smug posturing about country we have been seeing here of late.
I think it just might be wishful thinking on your part. Too much time in the echo chamber.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:45 PM
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:45 PM
as long as it gets done.
Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 9:46 PM
strangelet –
From the way you’re insulting Ed and AP, you must not want to be around here much longer. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
kingsjester on May 3, 2009 at 9:46 PM
that is your media, right?
oops….not working!
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:47 PM
that is your media, right?
oops….not working!
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:47 PM
oops……tons and tons of retards in this country.
Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 9:48 PM
There is no doubt that they behaved very badly but I think our antagonist wants to see W lynched not the participants. My guess that the one who remains in jail is the ringleader, who if I remember correctly was older and had a personal relationship with one young woman. It still seems unlikely that there was any official involvement with these actions, they appeared to be sophomoric games of a few. We will see how far it goes.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:48 PM
She knows this full well, yet she will continue to kick at the dead horse. This is why attempting to debate these silly, brainwashed children is a waste of your time and energy.
They will continue to hammer the same provably dishonest points, no matter that they have been logically and indisputably refuted.
The only positive thing about what is happening to our country is the schadenfreude to be enjoyed when these tools finally realize that Obama has been using them and hates them equally.
hillbillyjim on May 3, 2009 at 9:49 PM
In another thread, you said that if I had a TV I might be amazed at what I see.
I think I see enough of that by reading the internet. There is self-indulgent evil, every moment of every day.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 9:50 PM
I think our little cheerleader has admitted that she knows the charges are false, she is content with the bad press. As with all liberals it’s not the truth of the charge but the seriousness of the accusations. Style over substance, what a thing to depend on.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Myself, I think there should be blanket immunity.
I just want the truth, and for the torture to stop.
But the media is a scorpion.
Sensationalism is its nature.
Fair and impartial coverage?
May as well spit into the wind.
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Obama will only not need them anymore only when he has total control. So, I still have hopes that Obama will be voted out of office before he brings our country down to that point.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 9:53 PM
There is no there, there.
blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 9:55 PM
That’s true and I am not sure that the internet gives you a true perspective either. As a matter of fact I am positive it does not. I have to admit that I keep my television viewing to mindless chick stuff. Fashion and home, it’s hard to make that political. I don’t get offended personally but I am sorry for the nation and the people who will never know it as it should be.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Cindy:
What strangelet is referring is to a lawsuit. There are several, brought by soldiers an detainees against all sorts of people. The CIA, contractors, whatever. Strangelet is assuming that there will be something new in the memos or whatever that will prove something not thus far proven.
Needless to say it is an article of faith with a lot of the lefty sites. They are like the Truthers, they got their version of events and they are sticking with it.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:56 PM
From your
lipskeyboard to God’searhigh-def monitor.hillbillyjim on May 3, 2009 at 9:57 PM
“What not to wear”
“trading spaces”
blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Hey, she sticks it to The Man.
What is The Man?
Anyone that isn’t Obama, the old white democrats, Barney Frank, Bill Moyers (outing the gays and all), FDR, the UN, &c…
I think we know who’s sticking it to the man…
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 9:58 PM
strangelet:
No, you do not want the truth. You do not even care what it is. You want your side to win and if that means fabricating evidence and blaming the administration every time some soldier misbehaves you are fine with that.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Small comfort if the nation implodes.
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Upstater:
Obama is de man.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 10:00 PM
My point about the American legal system is this….in every other country in the world, crimen solicitans is SOP.
The lawsuits exposed the pedrasts in America.
Just like Bush will be exposed if he is guilty.
strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 10:00 PM
In politics, God helps those who help themselves.
Hello? RNC? Anybody home?
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 10:00 PM
I know and I can’t believe I am debating, even through a third party. Not a shining moment for me.
blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Trading Spaces isn’t on anymore. Keep up. But yes, stuff like that. I do like House but I never see an original episode. Don’t you think he is based on Sherlock Holmes?
Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Close. Just remove the space between de and man, then change the a in man to o, and you’ve nailed it.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 10:02 PM
“Uh, no!!! My ears are burning!!!” coming from the Biatchs of Teh One…
Upstater85 on May 3, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Yes. No comfort at all. This is why I despise such disingenuous know-it-alls who fail to see that they are slitting their own throats with their blind obeisance.
hillbillyjim on May 3, 2009 at 10:04 PM
strangelet”
If he is guilty. I had gotten the impression that as soon as the first lawsuit was filed 5 years ago, you made up your mind he was guilty.
and now there is that if thing.
Bush never stopped them lodging law suits. He did not destroy memos and all pictures. Etc. In fact he has acted as if he did not have anything to hide.
enough of this, it is getting tiresome.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Yes, your format highness.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Upstater:
That is right. Obama is the oppressor now.
Terrye on May 3, 2009 at 10:06 PM
I’m sure Barry the Childlike and Michelle the Lantern Jaw were discussing gay marriage on their stroll, and how they will benefit from it, personally, once they leave power and can finally come out.
I’m sure it wasn’t the Paki or Iranian nukes.
profitsbeard on May 3, 2009 at 10:07 PM
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