Blockbuster AP/NBC report: Date night out for the Obamas

posted at 6:47 pm on May 3, 2009 by Allahpundit

The best part of fluffy garbage like this is that the media knows they’re going to be mocked relentlessly for it by the right — and they simply don’t care. So tingly are they over the second coming of Camelot that not only are they in the tank, they’re downright proud to be there. It really is like a romance: Sure, they’re acting moony and goofy, but damn it, they’re in love. How else to explain an otherwise sober reporter from the New York Times thinking it’d be a good idea to stand up at a nationally televised press conference and ask Obama how enchanted he feels?

I’m not sure how much dumber and gooier it can get. Maybe Bo will start himself a family with a good-looking poodle and our new president will heroically help deliver the litter. I can almost see the photo of him grinning, six new puppies in his arms, with various reporters making the “awwww” face just over his shoulder.

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Must. Throw. Up.

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 6:50 PM

Our Messiah, moving Heaven & Earth. And soooo in love….awwwww

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Tim Zank on May 3, 2009 at 6:50 PM

I. Swear. I. can’t. take. this. anymore. This is the most shallow administration I’ve ever seen. Everything is a Hollywood script only the nightmare ending will be for real.

KickandSwimMom on May 3, 2009 at 6:51 PM

Why are they eating at posh restaurants? Real leadership would be to give away all his money save 80K a year and eat simple protein and potatoes every night.

Real leadership would have been to let Pelosi write up that sickening bailout, drop it in the shredder and then personally lead a trimmed down freeze.

Dude sickens me.

MarcusBrody on May 3, 2009 at 6:52 PM

Why no pictures of Michelle walking her TRUE love?

My collie says:

Yeah. BO deserves equal time. Where do I go to protest, CC?

CyberCipher on May 3, 2009 at 6:52 PM

Ewwwwww!

annoyinglittletwerp on May 3, 2009 at 6:53 PM

Is she wearing her $540 shoes?

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 3, 2009 at 6:53 PM

The MSM will pay a steep price for this one day…

AUINSC on May 3, 2009 at 6:55 PM

When governing fails, I guess it’s date night.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 3, 2009 at 6:55 PM

Not gonna watch it, nope

conservnut on May 3, 2009 at 6:56 PM

This is just sickening. If one were to soley rely upon mainstream media outlets for the news, he truly would be Dear Leader.

long_cat on May 3, 2009 at 6:56 PM

Seriously, this is awful and very disturbing if you ask me. AP/NBC might as well be TMZ, although I think the reports on TMZ are way more entertaining.

deidre on May 3, 2009 at 6:56 PM

Is there any reason why this link wasn’t used. Just asking.

radiofreevillage on May 3, 2009 at 6:57 PM

I have “dates” with my husband all the time.
And?

annoyinglittletwerp on May 3, 2009 at 6:57 PM

I wish they made a pill that could make you go into hibernation for four years. I would take several.

My tapeworm sez:

Sure, and where’s MY bailout?

With all due respect to Dr.Cwac.Cwac

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM

This really is shaping up to make Carter look like a genius in comparison. 4 short years ago the Republicans were on the top of the world…what happened? How did THIS moment come to be?! I don’t recall a Bush moonlight serenade…at least not one so thickly cover by the MSM. Syrup for his waffle I guess. Depressing…

trader67 on May 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM

I made out with my girlfriend this weekend.

Where was the media?

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM

I know your anger, I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you want to be
I’m the cult of personality
The cult of personality
As sung by Tony Bennett.

SteveMG on May 3, 2009 at 6:59 PM

Since you seem to be unable to bring this up, I will. ;)
Sure, presidents shouldn’t prosecute their predecessors……but these guys will.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 6:59 PM

I see the trolls are returning but only on the light weight posts. Convention for New Talking Points?

Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 7:00 PM

I made out with my girlfriend this weekend.

Where was the media?

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM

Hey… you, too?

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 7:00 PM

Hey… you, too?

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 7:00 PM

And not a camera from any news org. Unreal!

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 7:01 PM

If there was any doubt about the death of “journalism”….there is none now.

d1carter on May 3, 2009 at 7:01 PM

Kinda reminds me of Billary on the beach. UGH!

txag92 on May 3, 2009 at 7:01 PM

This just in

Obamas on date night slip when walking over raging river of drool from teh camera collection near them

Right wing blamed

Defector01 on May 3, 2009 at 7:02 PM

At least they weren’t “dancing” in their bathing suits. Let’s be thankful for small favors.

Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Not meaning to discount what has been a worldwide medical and economic tragedy, but I couldn’t help noticing the Ode to Oneself and the Hundred Days was pre-empted this week by something as down-to-earth, hey, downright barnyard, as the “swine flu.” Such irony.

Wethal on May 3, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Cindy, AllahP hasn’t posted anything but lightweight posts.
He is studiously ignoring the Abu Ghraib Seven for some reason.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

Not gonna watch it, nope

conservnut on May 3, 2009 at 6:56 PM

Ok I watched it. And regret it. What was that hanging off her back? tail???

conservnut on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

Two men hand in hand.

Firebird on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

Michelle Obama has a tail. LMAO.

canditaylor68 on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

“So tingly are they over the second coming of Camelot that not only are they in the tank, they’re downright proud to be there.”

Vomit………

…………. then defecation.

Seven Percent Solution on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

PATH.ET.IC!

Richard Romano on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

Convention for New Talking Points?

Yes, our new talking point is: do these people know they will be mocked relentlessly, and if they do, do they care?

radiofreevillage on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

Yeah, it’s really fluffy, and I am no fan of the cult of The One. However, if this married black couple manage to be a role model for marriage in a community that has historically had trouble with men sticking around to be good fathers and husbands, I think it is videotape well invested.

marybel on May 3, 2009 at 7:04 PM

KickandSwimMom — You may have really written an epitath. St. John Kennedy nearly destroyed the planet and he had a real degree from college. And he loved this country. Imagine what this POS can do.

IlikedAUH2O on May 3, 2009 at 7:04 PM

Michelle really looks like a wide-load from behind.

Lou Budvis on May 3, 2009 at 7:04 PM

Is there any reason why this link wasn’t used. Just asking.

No, no reason. Not sure what your point is: That’s the same AP article. Did Fox do an original report or something?

Allahpundit on May 3, 2009 at 7:05 PM

Cindy, AllahP hasn’t posted anything but lightweight posts.
He is studiously ignoring the Abu Ghraib Seven for some reason.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

Yes, he’s avoiding your sick penchant for anecdotes to justify your anti-torture memes.

You must have a ‘strange’ life, pardon the pun.

Richard Romano on May 3, 2009 at 7:05 PM

Cool. I’ve been waiting for those two to take a walk.

LibTired on May 3, 2009 at 7:08 PM

If this is the Second Coming of Camelot, does that mean that Barry is cheating on Michelle with various women? If so, then who is his Marilyn? Scarlett Johanssen?

Illinidiva on May 3, 2009 at 7:08 PM

to justify your anti-torture memes.

Yup, anti-torture and proud of it.
Your mask is slipping.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:08 PM

The hammer will fall first in Georgia, a beautiful people that deserve our ultimate support and backing, then the Far East, then the Middle East.

Dear Leader will plant arugula as he slices away missile defense and our very lives.

But we can watch him and Chewy holding hands every single stinking day.

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 7:09 PM

ahhh… the president and the first ladyboy. warms the cockles of my heart.

homesickamerican on May 3, 2009 at 7:09 PM

Yup, anti-torture and proud of it.
Your mask is slipping.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:08 PM

Our enemies thank you.

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 7:09 PM

Michelle Obama has a tail. LMAO.

canditaylor68 on May 3, 2009 at 7:03 PM

Aww crap.. Now I have to watch the crap.

Key West Reader on May 3, 2009 at 7:09 PM

The press has become the gossipy Ladies in Waiting.
At least we don’t (yet) have to hear status reports of the Royal marital bedsheets.

MayBee on May 3, 2009 at 7:12 PM

Clarification

When I said I made out with my girlfriend this weekend, I was not referring to Kirsten Powers.

….that’s next weekend.

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 7:12 PM

BO really does think he is God.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090503/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama_economy_2

txag92 on May 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

When I said I made out with my girlfriend this weekend, I was not referring to Kirsten Powers.

….that’s next weekend.

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 7:12 PM

Dude. AP is gonna have your b*lls for that.

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

Kinda reminds me of Billary on the beach. UGH!

txag92 on May 3, 2009 at 7:01 PM

You shut your mouth. You shut your g-d mouth!!!

Here’s my response…..George C. Scott: Hardcore (1979)
Content Warning

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

I swear if the media asked to follow these two into the bathroom, they would probably take it into consideration. I think they love the media more than the media loves them.

sherry on May 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

No, no reason. Not sure what your point is: That’s the same AP article. Did Fox do an original report or something?

My point, which of course you very well understand, is that they also thought it was newsworthy. Hence everything you said about MS-NBC equally applies to FoxNews.

Right? Probably wrong. I wonder why.

radiofreevillage on May 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

I swear, the Faux Lady walks like bigfoot.

Key West Reader on May 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

Dude. AP is gonna have your b*lls for that.

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

One month ago, maybe.

He’s long since moved on to Meggy Mac and Carrie Prejean, thankfully.

He knows a missed opportunity when he sees one.

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 7:15 PM

KickandSwimMom — You may have really written an epitath. St. John Kennedy nearly destroyed the planet and he had a real degree from college. And he loved this country. Imagine what this POS can do.

IlikedAUH2O on May 3, 2009 at 7:04 PM

I get no delight to think this way. In fact, I really worry about the future my kids will have in this country.

KickandSwimMom on May 3, 2009 at 7:15 PM

I was unaware of trolls being limited to Allah posts. Who knew? There opinions were greatly anticipated on

Gitmo Looking Better All the Time.

Obama uses WH Press Corps as Threat Against Chrysler Investors.

But it’s good to see at least they know who they are.

Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 7:15 PM

Imagine the headlines in 2005: George sparks Laura while troops die in Iraq.

Limerick on May 3, 2009 at 7:17 PM

really, what is that thing trailing behind the first ****? (I have a great euphenism for her, but i don’t AP to ban me).

kelley in virginia on May 3, 2009 at 7:18 PM

strangelet

This ACLU backed A-G photo thing is going to get more American soldiers killed, after the muslim world in re-inflamed once again over it…so I’m not quite sure why anyone would want to play it up, unless they enjoy putting Americans at risk by dredging up the past.

Oh, wait…

Dr. Manhattan on May 3, 2009 at 7:19 PM

The harder the media tries to force this couple upon me, the more I loathe them all.

carbon_footprint on May 3, 2009 at 7:19 PM

It’s not even accurate reporting. The “reporter”, the trained journalist, said that this was their first date night since moving into the Whitehouse.

It wasn’t. This was at least their second date night on taxpayer expense. On Valentine’s Day, they flew in Air Force One at huge expense to go to their favorite restaurant in Chicago.

Margee on May 3, 2009 at 7:19 PM

At least they weren’t “dancing” in their bathing suits. Let’s be thankful for small favors.

Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Damn, Cindy, I’m imagining a gaggle of PR people at the WH reading that and slapping their foreheads. I fully must now expect the “dancing in bathing suits” coverage, soon. UNINTEDED CONSEQUENCES?

zeebeach on May 3, 2009 at 7:19 PM

“sniff” “sniff” The last time I saw something so charming and touching was when Bill Clinton danced with Hillary on the beach. Then again two weeks later the entire nation knew how to spell Monica Lewinsky and that Billy boy loved the way his intern “seasoned” his cigars.

Jdripper on May 3, 2009 at 7:19 PM

I was unaware of trolls being limited to Allah posts. Who knew? There opinions were greatly anticipated on

Since I’m sure I’m one of “the trolls”, let me inform you that I occasionally post in Ed’s threads. Generally, I think he’s much more shallow and partisan than AP. Hence I tend not to waste my time reading all of his postings.

radiofreevillage on May 3, 2009 at 7:20 PM

SteveMG on May 3, 2009 at 6:59 PM

“Like Mussolini,
Or OBambi…”

bikermailman on May 3, 2009 at 7:20 PM

oved the way his intern “seasoned” his cigars.

Jdripper on May 3, 2009 at 7:19 PM

I’m dying

Laughter Syndrome — it’s terminal

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 7:20 PM

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 7:15 PM

Never underestimate the delayed hormonal response of a beta male. Never.

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 7:20 PM

Ed? Shallow? Perhaps you might reevaluate if you bothered to read his stuff. More partisian than AP? Possibly. Shallow?

/eye roll

bikermailman on May 3, 2009 at 7:21 PM

zeebeach on May 3, 2009 at 7:19 PM

No they will come up with something new.

Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 7:21 PM

Dude. AP is gonna have your b*lls for that.

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM

He’d have to be an Alpha for that…

/sorry AP :)

bikermailman on May 3, 2009 at 7:22 PM

radiofreevillage on May 3, 2009 at 7:20 PM

I am so sorry, I was not talking about you. Why would I consider you a troll? My fault, I won’t specifically point them out.

Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 7:23 PM

They’re like Cosby on the Himself album. When the baby does his poopy, “awwww…loook at the baby poopy! Can the baby do his poo poo? Yes you can do the poo poo!”

bikermailman on May 3, 2009 at 7:24 PM

This proves Bush was a lousy president. He never took a walk with Laura.

rockhead on May 3, 2009 at 7:25 PM

Since you seem to be unable to bring this up, I will. ;)

Sure, presidents shouldn’t prosecute their predecessors……but these guys will.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 6:59 PM

Bwahahaha! “Lawyers claim”, she says.

Del Dolemonte on May 3, 2009 at 7:26 PM

Uhm, but I’m still paying for my gasoline and rent, O Deliverer.

Marcus on May 3, 2009 at 7:27 PM

Dr. Manhattan on May 3, 2009 at 7:19 PM

lol, that isn’t a photo link….the Abu Ghraib grunts that got scapegoated over their CinC’s secret torture policy are suing him.
Gotta love America….proof by lawsuit.
The only country in the world that could have brought down the pederast priests.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:27 PM

I made out with my girlfriend this weekend.

Where was the media?

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM

I’m planning on posting it to Youtube later. The New York Times wasn’t interested.

Daggett on May 3, 2009 at 7:28 PM

Strangelet you strange girl

blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 7:29 PM

did they take the jet???

kringeesmom on May 3, 2009 at 7:29 PM

radiofreevillage on May 3, 2009 at 7:20 PM

I find Ed boring and conventional.
AllahP is sometimes capable of true guerilla thought.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:29 PM

Not clicking.

Description is retch inducing enough.

Why does Allahpundit want me to vomit?

Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 7:30 PM

Looks like the strings on Michelle’s strait-jacket have come loose again…

gridlock2 on May 3, 2009 at 7:30 PM

Cool. I’ve been waiting for those two to take a walk.

LibTired on May 3, 2009 at 7:08 PM

yeah, off a short cliff.

Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 7:31 PM

Yup, anti-torture and proud of it.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:08 PM

Define “torture”.

Does it include getting one’s head cut off?

Or having to decide whether to burn alive or jump a thousand feet to your death, without knowing why you are being forced to make such a decision?

Del Dolemonte on May 3, 2009 at 7:31 PM

Maybe Bo will start himself a family with a good-looking poodle and our new president will heroically help deliver the litter.

Does anyone ever ask if the female dog wants to have sex? No! It will be nonconsensual. Rape. Obama will be aiding and abetting in RAPE. The first RAPIST president.

Blake on May 3, 2009 at 7:32 PM

Date night. Man, I loath that term. Who even says that?

lowandslow on May 3, 2009 at 7:32 PM

strangelet wants us all to attack her/him/it for picking on ed. well if there is anyone who can take care of himself, it is ed.

kelley in virginia on May 3, 2009 at 7:32 PM

Also……I expect people here mostly read AllahP because of what Michelle Malkin sees in him….i read Malkin occasionaly to see what AllahP sees in her.
So far I don’t get it.
;)

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:33 PM

I am so sorry, I was not talking about you. Why would I consider you a troll? My fault, I won’t specifically point them out.

Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 7:23 PM

My bad. Considering there’s been quite a number of calls to ban me from this site, I tend to operate according to a well-known wisdom:

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean everyone really isn’t out to get you.

radiofreevillage on May 3, 2009 at 7:33 PM

Gee, why in the world would people lend credence to the accusation that this White House is using the press to threaten its opponents? What, like the media can’t think for themselves?

Jim Treacher on May 3, 2009 at 7:34 PM

kringeesmom on May 3, 2009 at 7:29 PM

You don’t need Scare Force One in D.C.

Cindy Munford on May 3, 2009 at 7:34 PM

I hope there was a “short pier” involved.

:D

shoregulls on May 3, 2009 at 7:34 PM

This shot just proves Obama is no Michael Jordan. I thought he was perfect and super at everything?

deidre on May 3, 2009 at 7:34 PM

Gotta love America….proof by lawsuit.

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:27 PM

LOL, a lawsuit also proved that Bill Clinton committed felony perjury. Another lawsuit proved that Iraq was involved in the 9/11 attacks.

Are you sure you want to wander down that road? My guess is that like most shallow Leftists, you only agree with the results of a lawsuit if it fits your political template.

Del Dolemonte on May 3, 2009 at 7:34 PM

Del Dolemonte on May 3, 2009 at 7:31 PM

Word.

wccawa on May 3, 2009 at 7:35 PM

i picked some lettuce & spinach out of my garden today. not one leaf of arugula. somehow, my garden is unable to produce it.

kelley in virginia on May 3, 2009 at 7:35 PM

strangelet on May 3, 2009 at 7:33 PM

honey, the things you don’t “get” could fill a f_cking warehouse.

Ghoul aid on May 3, 2009 at 7:35 PM

Why no pictures of Michelle walking her TRUE love?

My collie says:

Yeah. BO deserves equal time. Where do I go to protest, CC?

CyberCipher on May 3, 2009 at 6:52 PM

My yellow lab says:

She walks her true love whenever she walks alone.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on May 3, 2009 at 7:36 PM

KFC is posh?

D2Boston on May 3, 2009 at 7:37 PM

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