I’m 98 percent sure that Jesus was against breast implants too, but you tell me. The first clip is last night’s Two Minutes Hate from Olby’s show, the second is Laura Ingraham versus some moron who insists that only the “heartless” would oppose gay marriage. Dear intolerant morons: Speaking as a gay marriage supporter, do you understand how much damage you’re doing?

Update: Why did they reveal this, anyway, aside from vindictiveness?