And we are counting on you.
There’s much to celebrate from the FBI’s first 100 days [sic].

Well, We the People of the United States are NOT counting on you, Barry, since you can’t count! We know that with certain, or for certainly, or whatever!

Our President sucks at math EVERYTHING.

Nethicus on April 30, 2009 at 8:14 AM

An u knoe dat none ov us knoe 4 certainty wut teh TOTUS holz.

An thars multch 2 celebrate frum mai furst 100 daze.

Rly!

There’s much to celebrate from the FBI’s first 100 days [sic].

Maybe they’d better lay off that stupid “Reset Button”.

Each of you has made the decision to serve your country, and you are dong so at a critical time.

i hope that’s a typo because if he actually said “dong” we’ll all have to wait and see if Anita Hill will come back to raise a stinck.

JUST A ONE WEEK BREAK WOULD HELP ME SO MUCH!!!!!!

So in a way, the FBI was nothing until Obama became President. The FBI is reborn. This is the Year Zero. All hail Dear Leader.

Paul-Cincy on April 30, 2009 at 9:32 AM

Any chance pics of Obama dressed in drag will surface?

Any chance they’d cause a scandal if they did? Or would we learn how great Obama looks in a dress?

There’s much to celebrate from the FBI’s first 100 days [sic].

For Obama, there is the world pre-Obama, and the world post-Obama. He’s going to remake the country. He, and his actions, will make all the difference. What the U.S. was, is nothing, no, worse than nothing. It’s something to be ashamed of. He will transform it, create it anew.

So in a way, the FBI was nothing until Obama became President. The FBI is reborn. This is the Year Zero. All hail Dear Leader.

And it looks like TOTUS threw a couple of shoes in these remarks.

Sacré bleu.

Just more evidence that it is Year Zero.
myrenovations on April 30, 2009 at 8:08 AM

Yes, unfortunately in more ways than ‘The One’

If it was not, then I guess we should be impassed [sic] by the president’s sic(k) madlib [sic] abilities.

If it was written on TOTUS, then we should have gotten a better reader up there. Either that or TOTUS should really focus more attention on filling his editting staff.

I think he doesn’t think when he is speaking reading. He must just talk.

deidre on April 30, 2009 at 8:46 AM

FIFY

I think he doesn’t think when he is speaking. He must just talk.

deidre on April 30, 2009 at 8:46 AM

Given his perpetual 5-second “uh-uh”s during his RE-CORONATION ceremony last night, he obviously suffers great difficulty thinking. Period. Thinking while talking is harder than walking while chewing gum.

morons, his basketball image NEVER went one-on-one with a real player.

BTW… Puppy!!!

Or maybe the TOTUS was confused for similar reasons.