Video: Canadian wiseass makes his play for Miss California
posted at 7:20 pm on April 23, 2009 by Allahpundit
Normally I don’t hype the competition, but what chance does an atheist beta male have in these circumstances realistically? I accept my fate and assume my place as a mighty wingman. Behold as Crowder defends her honor from a bully and uses humor to do it. The boy’s got game.
It’s sweet to watch the backlash over this brew, with conservative celebrities and even not so conservative celebrities rushing to her defense. As always, I’m obliged to remind you that Miss Cali’s squarely in line with the leadership of the Democratic Party on gay marriage. Who’s the “dumber bitch,” I wonder, Obama or Hillary?
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Dude, Allah. Come up here for a couple weeks. LET ME MAKE YOU A MAN! PLEASE. Come kill something… you can have that rack!
upinak on April 23, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Allah, if you had to choose: Meghan or Miss California?
jencab on April 23, 2009 at 7:23 PM
Miley Cyrus apparently felt the need to chime in today, too. Apparently she supports gay marriage.
amerpundit on April 23, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Thats not the rack Allah is looking for.
William Amos on April 23, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Well it is better then no rack at all.
upinak on April 23, 2009 at 7:24 PM
O_o
TheUnrepentantGeek on April 23, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Ok geek, you can come up too.
upinak on April 23, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Rakity rack rackity rack (dont talk back)
William Amos on April 23, 2009 at 7:26 PM
he can hang his adidas hats or something off of it.
upinak on April 23, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Well, that settles it.
BigWyo on April 23, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Sweet.
darii on April 23, 2009 at 7:27 PM
he is great. can’t wait for him to take on liebowitz.
homesickamerican on April 23, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Blogfight!
Many gals love a challenge. Perhaps converting you would fulfill that!
eforhan on April 23, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Does allah pundit dream of electrifying women ?
bladerunner
William Amos on April 23, 2009 at 7:29 PM
You can’t seriously be asking me that.
Allahpundit on April 23, 2009 at 7:29 PM
lol … oh man. Poor guy. Tell him he can meet Palin.
darwin on April 23, 2009 at 7:30 PM
I love teasing Allah… good sport that he is.
upinak on April 23, 2009 at 7:30 PM
He does take the ribbing and abuse well.
darwin on April 23, 2009 at 7:32 PM
It’s funny…….
…….. because it’s true.
Seven Percent Solution on April 23, 2009 at 7:32 PM
Ah, avoiding the question! lol
darii on April 23, 2009 at 7:32 PM
Anything to gain Perez Hilton’s acceptance and no penis drawings on her picture in his website.
jencab on April 23, 2009 at 7:33 PM
Why hasn’t anyone applied the word “pustule” to Mr. Hilton before? It’s so obviously perfect.
Splunge on April 23, 2009 at 7:33 PM
Over my dead body, Canadian guy.
therightwinger on April 23, 2009 at 7:33 PM
I remember Allah posting in the headlines.. something like Blogger like curves and it was about MM.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
**wrings hands**
upinak on April 23, 2009 at 7:34 PM
I hereby call on his nickname to change from “Canadian wiseass” to “Canadian cuteass.”
Again.
It's Vintage, Duh on April 23, 2009 at 7:34 PM
But according to Meghan McCain to be hip and cool allz us young peeps have 2 be 4 gay marriage and stuff (liberal stuff)….
Doez dis mean Crowder is lame? Because he seems like one of the cool people…
I’m SO confused!
terryannonline on April 23, 2009 at 7:34 PM
The day will come when little Meghan is no longer useful to the left and she will fall and fall hard.
Will we welcome her back into the fold?
darwin on April 23, 2009 at 7:36 PM
who said she was there to begin with?
upinak on April 23, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Well played sir.
Well Allah, I guess there’s always that Filipino lady down the hall.
Lance Murdock on April 23, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Proud obnoxiousmoronophobe here!
RushBaby on April 23, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Ah … touche
darwin on April 23, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Kudos Crowder!
A man among twits.
christene on April 23, 2009 at 7:40 PM
He
CJ he ain’t and dats fer sure!!
Jim708 on April 23, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Allah, if you had to choose: Meghan or Miss California?
You can’t seriously be asking me that.
Allahpundit on April 23, 2009 at 7:29 PM
That’s what I was thinking. Not much of a contest there.
TXMomof3 on April 23, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Make Moobama Prime Minister. Please.
BHO Jonestown on April 23, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Let’s be clear here…
1. Hillary Clinton’s daughter got her butt grabbed at a lesbian bar…
2. Obama actually supported gay marriage back in 1995… yadda
So to use bring out that tripe she would have to do something “unbiblically correct”… and by using that tripe you’re just setting up for the pivot… like a moron…
Anyway, Miss Cali should have answered it better… she could have figured out a way to answer without causing an uproar… I like Miss NC… she’s prettier IMO…
ninjapirate on April 23, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Crowder rocks. This is exactly what we need more of to fight against the Liebowitzs and the Colberts (that’s pronounced Coal-BURHT.)
JeffB. on April 23, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Allah, how about you make a youtube!
It would give the “fans” something to talk about and obviously a very high thread count.
I still think Michelle should auction you off!
upinak on April 23, 2009 at 7:50 PM
All she said was that she believed marriage is between a man and a woman. What exactly is so offensive about that?
terryannonline on April 23, 2009 at 7:52 PM
Steve Crowder is funny as hell.
ihasurnominashun on April 23, 2009 at 7:59 PM
We know…you’re still pining for Sarah.
Fighton03 on April 23, 2009 at 8:00 PM
I believe AP asked us to leave Meghan’s folds out of this. :|
Patrick S on April 23, 2009 at 8:02 PM
damn…jumped to soon……again….lol
Fighton03 on April 23, 2009 at 8:02 PM
terryannonline on April 23, 2009 at 7:52 PM
It isn’t a litmus test for party affiliation…..its a litmus test for smart, like the World Peace question.
She should have answered,” I believe in the states rights to choose. Federalism FTW! ”
So she was a dumb b*tch.
strangelet on April 23, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Oh no! There’s queers! Everywhere! There’s queers…
Darth Executor on April 23, 2009 at 8:03 PM
This guy is hilarious and right on the money!
Wine_N_Dine on April 23, 2009 at 8:04 PM
yeehaaawww “Obnoxious Moronophobe”
that was a smackdown worthy of the Rome Show!
Fighton03 on April 23, 2009 at 8:12 PM
You can do as Perez Hilton suggests and just lie. You know deep down you want to pretend to be an alpha male that stands when he pees.
Stickeehands on April 23, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Ummm dude, seriously?
- The Cat
MirCat on April 23, 2009 at 8:16 PM
Crowder or Zo need to get themselves an invite to be a panelist on the Bill Maher show. The rare conservative panelist that is usually invited isn’t quick witty enough, or edgy enough to fight fire with fire.
Hog Wild on April 23, 2009 at 8:25 PM
Maybe she’s lost that loving feeling.
KelliD on April 23, 2009 at 8:26 PM
Crowder says it well. And we need the comic relief in the face of the lib assault.
Christian Conservative on April 23, 2009 at 8:28 PM
the man
kara26 on April 23, 2009 at 8:30 PM
It was a joke, sheesh
Lance Murdock on April 23, 2009 at 8:39 PM
The green & white, logoless 80′s plastic cap was a great touch.. Very Cooter from Dukes! Love it.
saus on April 23, 2009 at 8:41 PM
He is just too cute in that white tank top. I mean, he’s smart and funny too, but I’m glad he’s easy on my eyes.
It’s a good thing my husband likes him too. : )
Anna on April 23, 2009 at 8:45 PM
What like a night with AllahP? Dinner and you get to pet his cats.
Greed on April 23, 2009 at 8:50 PM
Outside the box… again…
Hey Roger…did you here the one about…
jerrytbg on April 23, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Would AP -have- to attend or could you just pet his cats?
lorien1973 on April 23, 2009 at 8:54 PM
This is the best stream-of-consciousness beatdown I’ve seen in a LONG time:
PWND.
Harpazo on April 23, 2009 at 9:07 PM
Crowder is simply awesome.
D2Boston on April 23, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Hey now, there’s plenty of us alpha males who like cats. They take care of themselves, don’t need a lot of attention, and pretty much stay out of the way — what’s not to like about that?
AZfederalist on April 23, 2009 at 9:14 PM
Oooohhh, Stevieeee, you’re sssssooo ssssmart!
Seriously, the point about homophobia was profound.
jgapinoy on April 23, 2009 at 9:20 PM
They hunt and kill their own food, too.
I think “like” might be the wrong term, tho. I like dogs as the loyal pets, faithful protectors, and useful servants they are; I respect cats as the self-reliant, bloodthirsty, hedonistic bastards that they are.
Harpazo on April 23, 2009 at 9:21 PM
I couldnt resist. Plus i like cats, got 4
Greed on April 23, 2009 at 9:21 PM
Can’t wait to slide on in and steal this broad right from under Video Dude Boy’s nose.
blatantblue on April 23, 2009 at 9:43 PM
“Behind the ears…
no
no
NO
yes..
behind the ears. That’s where they like it.”
blatantblue on April 23, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Awesome.
Take notes Allah this is how you score with Andrea Tartaros, just be funny. And if a beautiful woman likes you don’t hate her for it.
Theworldisnotenough on April 23, 2009 at 9:45 PM
Harpazo on April 23, 2009 at 9:21 PM
That’s a very apt distinction. The dog lives in the back yard, is loyal, and is an excellent alarm when snakes show up. The cat OTOH expects us to serve him.
AZfederalist on April 23, 2009 at 9:50 PM
I must be spending too much time at Ace’s place, cuz ah lahk Crowders redneck persona too much. Seems like a right fine
homohobo hunter to me.But as usual, Crowders point is well made and on target.
OneEyedJack on April 23, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Hell, I’m still pining for Sarah.
And Miss California.
With a 10-pack of Ho-Hos.
Nethicus on April 23, 2009 at 9:52 PM
You never know. They might be hungry.
blatantblue on April 23, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Bravo Crowder!
Everybody: LAY OFF THE CATS! They are fine animals! So what if they own you? My cat used to warn me about intruders—by hissing and running under the bed…(sigh)I shoulda bought a Border Collie.
Driefromseattle on April 23, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Oh so good. He’s getting better and better!
Bob's Kid on April 23, 2009 at 10:28 PM
That is exactly what my cell mate said….
TBinSTL on April 23, 2009 at 10:28 PM
A litmus test for smart?…asked by a guy who plays Russian roulette with venereal disease?…really?…dude!
jimmy2shoes on April 23, 2009 at 10:35 PM
hehe loved the video :)
rahjr2k on April 23, 2009 at 11:14 PM
of course Angie Harmon defended miss Cali. Harmon is simply a class act and another great ambassador for the republican party. Even her husband (former NFL cornerback) Jason Sehorn is a conservative. He was on with hannity a few weeks back.
ousoonerfan15 on April 23, 2009 at 11:20 PM
When the Crowder-Miss California home video on the Hawaiian beach comes out, would any friends of AP keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn’t take the Freddie Mac CFO route?
michaelo on April 23, 2009 at 11:27 PM
And while we’re at it, let’s make sure everybody knows how to pronounce the Hilton creature’s assumed name:
It’s “Pariz” Hilton. With whatever lisp you can manage, of course.
C’mon, you know that’s where he got the idea.
warbaby on April 24, 2009 at 12:57 AM
Allah, if you had to choose: Meghan or Miss California?
You can’t seriously be asking me that.
Allahpundit on April 23, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Maybe if it was this Megyn?
http://www.oneangryman.com/megyn_kelly/photo4.html
astuddis on April 24, 2009 at 1:56 AM
If you look at the center of the still image, Crowder is shocked as a woman’s foot in a high-heel swings from the left.
Nice going, dude. ;-)
Feedie on April 24, 2009 at 2:40 AM
The obnoxiousmoron Perez Hilton chose to name himself after the dumbest (alleged) human being ever to inhabit the earth. “Nuff said.
Squiggy on April 24, 2009 at 6:49 AM
ha, I like this Canadian wise-n-hemier!
jdsmith0021 on April 24, 2009 at 7:02 AM
You want Miss California, you settle for Meghan McCain, you get Jeanne Garofalo. such is life.
RobCon on April 24, 2009 at 7:38 AM
Always good to start TGIF with a Crowder video.
My trained eye detects a change in Crowders workout routine. He’s looking very good….
CarolynM on April 24, 2009 at 7:56 AM
I agree with the guy in the trucker hat.
Ted Torgerson on April 24, 2009 at 8:40 AM
This guy is always funny.
jeffn21 on April 24, 2009 at 8:49 AM
So what is up with all of the ChristianPhobes? These are the people wo have an irrational fear of Christians. Hilton is one obviously.
jeffn21 on April 24, 2009 at 8:54 AM
My favorite of his is the “Death to America” terrorist getting a zerbert.
shick on April 24, 2009 at 9:17 AM
Lola?
shick on April 24, 2009 at 9:19 AM
He’s also a Constitutionophobe or a liberal. Take your pick.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 24, 2009 at 9:44 AM
There’s a Mrs. Slocombe joke in there somewhere, waiting to be let out.
Snowed In on April 24, 2009 at 10:04 AM
LOL. Great work, the truth tells and sells. Hilton is again getting the much needed attention (positive or negative) that is the biggest part of the Gay lifestyle.
MSGTAS on April 24, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Miley Cyrus apparently felt the need to chime in today, too. Apparently she supports gay marriage.
She’s an ignorant twit. Isn’t her 15 minutes long past up? And her sitcom makes Gilligan’s Island and the Beverly Hillbillies look like MASH or Seinfeld by comparison.
pdigaudio on April 24, 2009 at 11:15 AM
His mannerisms and delivery remind me a lot of Glen Beck. Is he Beck’s illegitimate son?
NNtrancer on April 24, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Easily Crowder’s best effort. Worth several chuckles and at least two laugh out louds.
Obviously, the kid needed a target to aim at. And Perez Hilton volunteered for the job.
Very, very nice.
Zo and Crowder are perfectly symbolic of the real grassroots movement that is going to revive true conservatism. Real people, real issues, real funny.
Professor Blather on April 24, 2009 at 12:32 PM
More hypocracy from the gay flamer crowd. Hilton is as irrelevant as PARIS Hilton. Same family tree I bet.
tx2654 on April 24, 2009 at 1:07 PM
Crowder rocks. This one is just as good as his “Torture and Gitmo” stroke of genius. If you haven´t seen that, you should:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJygJQNQHkw
el gordo on April 24, 2009 at 5:33 PM
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