It’s often said that you shouldn’t pretend to be something you’re not. Maybe that’s correct in situations like dating, but when we’re speaking of nations and empires fighting for power, it may not be that stupid after all:

Haaretz has discovered …

Maquis on April 22, 2009 at 2:12 PM

Priceless!!!!

getalife on April 22, 2009 at 9:57 AM

You must really suck at poker.

Uncovered footage of Iranian nuke test.

- The Cat

MirCat on April 22, 2009 at 1:26 PM

And that’s EXACTLY what’s gonna happen if cowboy Reagan keeps up his harsh rhetoric against our friends in the Soviet Union!

Vote Mondale ’84… or we’re doomed!

I’ll have to also remember that all beaten wives are probably masochists who asked for it in writing.

IRANIAN DRONE DESTROYS TEHRAN
film at 11

- The Cat

It’s not like anyone who knows def tech thinks Iran doesn’t have drones. They apparently do, though the military will neither confirm nor deny… yadda. .

Iran just released a photo of it’s latest short-range fighter.

Crusty on April 22, 2009 at 12:14 PM

North Korea announced it just launched “Project Death Star” to coincide with the Iranian advancement.

Stop these LIES against the peaceful Iranians!

Might fool Obama, too. “The Iranian government, in a show of peaceful intent and a move toward mideastern coexistence, bombed their own nuclear installations today.”

Yoop on April 22, 2009 at 11:48 AM

Love it!

The Iranian defense forces won’t know whether to fire on any of the above, because they will not really be sure if they have any of them, or not.

Might fool Obama, too. “The Iranian government, in a show of peaceful intent and a move toward mideastern coexistence, bombed their own nuclear installations today.”

“Iranian Photoshop Job” may well become my new term for crappy graphics.

They’ve also got a picture of one of Iran’s 3,000 centrifuges

gatorboy on April 22, 2009 at 9:43 AM

Are you implying that the Iranian nuke program is toast?

Better them than Tel Aviv…

Maybe the Iranians took a photo of one centrifuge, set it up in a room with mirrors on both ends to make it look like many centrifuges in a long room, then sent it to the CIA.

But only Hans Blix knows for sure. Better send him to Iran to count centrifuges, now that the “bostid” Bush is out of office. /sarc

Yoop on April 22, 2009 at 11:32 AM

I’m sure Alfred would take offense at this comparison.
Even he has standards.

I like the idea of believing the Iranians are capable of pretty much anything and acting accordingly.

Bishop on April 22, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Me too. Just like the kid who robs a store with a fake gun & gets shot.
If you wanna play with the big boys, then you are also setting yourself up for the ultimate consequences.
So if Iran really doesn’t have anything & they get nuked, too bad.
I do get amusement out of these Muslims not knowing a damned thing about the real world, however.

Note: We need a photoshoped depiction of getalife.
Yoop on April 22, 2009 at 9:49 AM

Seriously Yoop, you must explain to all of us how one can photoshop a mental disorder.

Rovin on April 22, 2009 at 10:38 AM

http://www.iue.it/Personal/Researchers/malamud/Alfred%20E.%20Neuman%20milk.jpg

What a breakthrough! Iran hails Israeli military technology!

Blame it on the Jews!

Darn, now that I’ve completely killed the joke with my own incompetence, http://www.webhamster.com/

DrAllecon on April 22, 2009 at 9:35 AM

Only to those two or three people who never saw the thing in its heyday.

Next week Iran intends to reveal proof of their breakthrough technology in a revolutionary new dancing hamster army.

DrAllecon on April 22, 2009 at 9:31 AM

With the lyrics in Farsi?