Spitzer-take: Another Attorney General run?
posted at 10:14 am on April 15, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
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Recently, former Governor Eliot Spitzer has come out of his political exile, where he spent a year after getting exposed as a client of a high-priced call-girl ring and having to resign in disgrace. Some speculated that Spitzer wanted to rehabilitate himself enough to get an appointment in the Obama administration, perhaps as a Wall Street investigator or regulator. Page Six at the NY Post says Spitzer really wants his old job back in New York — the one he had before:
BEHIND Eliot Spitzer’s flaccid attempt at re-erecting his public persona is a plan to run for state attorney general in 2010, sources told Page Six.
After launching a column on Slate.com, and giving interviews to National Public Radio and the “Today” show, the sources say, the disgraced former governor told friends: “My record as governor was disappointing, but the voters will remember my excellent two terms as attorney general.”
The sources say Spitzer, forever tarnished as Client No. 9 of a prostitution agency, expects Andrew Cuomo to run for governor next year, leaving open the AG job. Several Democrats are already being mentioned as potential candidates, including Nassau County Executive Tom Suozzi and state Assemblymen Richard Brodsky (Westchester) and Michael Gianaris (Queens).
His record as governor was “disappointing”? That seems exceedingly mild. Spitzer barely served a year in the role, but made time for two impeachable scandals. Besides frequenting a call girl in the exact same kind of prostitution ring against which he crusaded as AG — and on which crusades Spitzer built his political career — Spitzer also kicked off his own Troopergate scandal. He used state troopers to spy on his political opponents, a rather Nixonian act that still has Albany stunned for its arrogance. He also managed to appoint a crony to the investigation, who stalled it for a while until legislators discovered it and Herbert Teitelbaum ran away to Argentina.
“Disappointing”? More like disastrous. And the disasters would directly relate to someone who has law-enforcement responsibilities. It’s not like a run-of-the-mill sex scandal, such as sleeping with a secretary or an intern, which would be bad enough. Spitzer broke the law by spending thousands of dollars of his family’s money on prostitutes while prosecuting other prostitutes. He then abused his power to spy on his political opponents, and then tried to cover it up.
Who would put someone like that in charge of law enforcement? New York may be liberal, but they’re not that crazy. Spitzer had better focus on sucking up to the Obama administration, because he couldn’t get elected dogcatcher in a town full of cats.
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Mr. Joe on April 15, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Are people so mentally addled that he might actually get this job?
Mr. Joe on April 15, 2009 at 10:17 AM
There’s enough Democratic Party backstabbing, and still enough Upstate Republicans who hate NYC, to keep Spitzer from getting back the AG’s job. However, like other Democratic felons such as Marion Barry, Elliot could pick an area in the city that robotically votes for anyone with a D next to their name and run for state assembly, state senate or even for a House seat and win election.
jon1979 on April 15, 2009 at 10:18 AM
They can put him in charge of the pussy posse.
MaiDee on April 15, 2009 at 10:25 AM
Ed, you should add his segment on Morning Joe this morning.
I didn’t catch it all. But he actually had a few good points about how Obama is papering over some problems in the financial sector. The scandal notwithstanding, I think he could actually do some good as a no-nonsense commentator on financial-sector regulation–assuming he has some sensible prescriptions. After all, neither party will touch him because he’s radioactive, so whatever he advocates couldn’t be dismissed out of hand as partisan politics.
Crazy private life, but if he can offer some non-political solutions from an independent soap box, I hope someone gives him a platform–but not in government.
BTW, has he ever publicly thanked Obama and Jeremiah Wright for getting him and that hooker off the front page in March 2008? As soon as those Wright clips hit the fan, Spitzer’s saga was old news.
BuckeyeSam on April 15, 2009 at 10:25 AM
In a way the sex scandal actually makes it easier for him to possibly be elected as Attorney General again. Because it overshadows the more serious abuse of power charges.
johnt on April 15, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Well – isn’t Bill Clinton an American statesman?
Give the guy a second chance – I’m sure he’s cleaned up his act.
Or has at least gotten better at hiding it.
kybowexar on April 15, 2009 at 10:27 AM
Eliot Spitzer single-handedly ruined New York’s reputation with the Insurance Industry. How many reputable firms backed out of New York State thanks to Eliot’s rampage against ‘White Collar Crime’ (as opposed to the ‘victim-less crime of Prostitution)?
Since HERSELF! is out of the New York political picture, one supposes the Cuomo’s won’t take Eliot’s return with good graces. That is, of course, unless Cuomo the Younger makes his move against Patterson, leaving the AG seat open.
A shambling State economy, Wall Street already in Federal gun sights and ever higher taxes means Eliot trail to the AG Throne is full of mines.
SeniorD on April 15, 2009 at 10:31 AM
many more prostitutes for him to investigate
gatorboy on April 15, 2009 at 10:32 AM
+100!!
Sadly…….yes.
Talon on April 15, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Yes. We’re talking NY, remember.
jgapinoy on April 15, 2009 at 10:33 AM
He’s Back He’s Ready. He’s Experienced.
Name him Hooker Czar.
fogw on April 15, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Total narcissistic personality.
Not to mention running out the old head of AIG — leaving in place the clowns who helped ruin the company.
rbj on April 15, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Hey, I want that job!
rbj on April 15, 2009 at 10:35 AM
We get rid of our corrupt & scandalous pols, but the Dems hang on to their Barneys, their Teddys, their Bill Cs, their Spitzers forever.
jgapinoy on April 15, 2009 at 10:35 AM
I hope to God you’re right, Ed, but have you ever actually lived in New York? It’s a whole different world out there.
gryphon202 on April 15, 2009 at 10:37 AM
If he can’t get the AG gig maybe he’ll settle for Nookie Czar under Obama.
darwin on April 15, 2009 at 10:37 AM
Spitzer is SO full of crap on that. He was running out top executives from the companies in question because they weren’t giving enough to Democrats, like Hank Greenberg of AIG, or because he wanted to make more headlines.
If the competent execs had been left alone, I’d guess the chances of a major Wall Street crash would have been lessened.
teke184 on April 15, 2009 at 10:37 AM
Nice headline.
Tom_Shipley on April 15, 2009 at 10:43 AM
If Blago can do a reality t.v. show, this guy would be perfect. Have him star with Bill Clinton and Newt in “American Satyr.”
Mr. D on April 15, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Heh
Vashta.Nerada on April 15, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Awesome.
flyawaybird on April 15, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Ed, they are that crazy and then some. They panted and slobbered all over themselves to put carpet
muncherbagger HRC in the Senate. NY juries consistently bestow massive damages on criminals who are injured in acts of violence against police, and the elected judges now in place are largely democrat-machine crooks. Putting Spit back in office would be a mild offense by comparison.Western_Civ on April 15, 2009 at 10:55 AM
This man should be out of politics period. He lacks the element of character that is necessary as a very minimum. That he gets publicity at all is amazement.
rsl775 on April 15, 2009 at 10:55 AM
This is of course the opposite of Eliot Spitzer,
If Lord Jim had made the right decision…
Mr. Joe on April 15, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Is there anything left of a Republican Party in New York that could even make a logical campaign against Eliot Spitzer? The state trooper scandal should disqualify him from even thinking about being Attorney General again, but unless a functioning opposition exists to remind people of it, all they are going to see is that Spitzer has done his penance for the prostitution stuff. And since we now have pretty much officially made marriage a joke in the United States, what is the big deal about breaking those stupid old-fashioned marriage vows by swinging with a cute hooker once in a while? It’s just another alternative lifestyle!
*sigh*
rockmom on April 15, 2009 at 11:07 AM
If he got that job then there truly is no more fairness or justice in this country (or intelligence)and I want out.
worlok on April 15, 2009 at 11:19 AM
We have to remember, too, that as AG he was relentless in exposing Johns, and usually Johns with some power or position — all the while he was a John himself.
He is fully discredited and should seek another line of work.
Richard Romano on April 15, 2009 at 11:26 AM
I always felt that there was something creepy about Spitzer (with his beady eyes and weak chin) that told me he was a weasel pervert. I was right.
Hilts on April 15, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Am I the only one with a sense of humor like a 9th grader’s?
Akzed on April 15, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Akzed on April 15, 2009 at 11:35 AM
I noticed it too, but kept my smirk to myself.
kybowexar on April 15, 2009 at 11:38 AM
Bingo! If he dares to run, his opponents will be clubbing him like a baby seal about how “the sheriff of Wall Street” chased out many people like Greenburg and left a gaping leadership hole that led to the current fiasco.
TC@LeatherPenguin on April 15, 2009 at 11:45 AM
Thought he could go hide in the woods for a year and all would be forgotten. Not. To me it isn’t so much his illicit activities that should bar him from this office, or probably any political office, it’s the fact that while he was in office he tracked down and successfully convicted others who did the very same thing! He’s not only an arrogant narcisist, he’s a hypocrite of the very worst caliber!
scalleywag on April 15, 2009 at 11:49 AM
We can only hope….
t.ferg on April 15, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Maybe there’s a deal in the works for a pardon here? Y’know, something like:
Just sayin’
EconomicNeocon on April 15, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Photo caption: Spitzer says: “My tool is this big.”
Mike D. on April 15, 2009 at 12:23 PM
Spitzer is an especially rancid example of the way big-city politics are distorting the national political culture. Cities have become black holes that suck resources from the rest of the country, and spit out socialist politicians with lifetime tenures, warrantied by political machines. Almost every major city in the country, even including some capitals of “red” states, is a disaster that has been run by Democrats since the Sixties or Seventies. The relatively small number of voters truly in play in these cities is swamped by machine politicians with automated constituencies. In states such as Illinois, the votes and preferences of rural and suburban voters are effectively irrelevant to a national election, as they are frozen by the shadow of Chicago.
Even among voters who aren’t harvested and processed by industrial vote farms, the urban environment produces an unfortunate, but understandable, tendency to consider only huge, centralized solutions to every problem. The city is a jumble of highly motivated constituencies that demand the government address their specific concerns, and the nature of the city often precludes individualistic or free-market solutions to these issues. The politicians who thrive in such an atmosphere can’t win votes by telling civic groups that their demands are outside the purview of a properly limited, constitutional government, or by suggesting that free enterprise and the spirit of innovation can help them find their own answers. The big city politician, of either party, knows that he must juggle the demands of his constituent groups, and pay off the ones most likely to vote him back into office. The constituent groups, in turn, know that tight central organization helps them package their votes for sale, and the leaders of these groups are experts in securing the highest price for their support. To thrive in a big city, your best assets are an obedient group of followers who will pick up their protest signs, or calm down, upon command… and if you’ve got that, you’ll never have a shortage of customers at City Hall for what you’re selling.
The immense populations of the big cities give them a lot of power to spread their political pathology to the nation at large. The Founding Fathers were mostly agrarian land owners, writing a Constitution for a vast country that so much room to expand that it took the better part of a century to fully explore its interior. In a pre-industrial environment, they didn’t predict the economies of scale that would provide the incentive for the increasing urbanization of the Western world during the 20th century. They thought so little of the allure of centralized power that they dropped the capitol of their new country into the middle of a swamp. Their ideal politician was a Cincinnatus, a citizen who would leave his lands with some reluctance, serve his community for a term or two, and return home when his duty was done. They did not envision or desire royalty elected from safe seats in gerrymandered districts, sitting on thrones built by voters who barely bother to read the ballots before filling them out… and in some cases, don’t even fill out their own ballots.
Doctor Zero on April 15, 2009 at 12:51 PM
I can see Eliot’s excuses now:
“I was conducting undercover investigation of the prostitution problem”
“Joe Bruno needed investigation because he was a potential teabagging-right-wing revolutionary, potentially violent ex-boxer who was opening trying to organize opposition to expansion of government in the New York Senate. The people have to be protected against such dangerous people”
If Spitzer gets the Democratic nomination, he will win. The registration edge of the Democratic Party is enormous and Labor and minorities will support the Democrat regardless of his background.
KW64 on April 15, 2009 at 1:09 PM
Chutzpah.
juanito on April 15, 2009 at 1:28 PM
Ace has the perfect campaign killer P-Shop at his site.
People need to point out that this guy got rid of the head of AIG, the one who was keeping them out of the risky deals that finally sank them. Why? Because he didn’t like the guy!Spitzer bears just as much blame as does Frnak and Dodd. He did nothing but abuse his authority, just like Cuomo and Blumenthal are doing now, and only went after his political enemies while ignoring the same “offenses” from his political allies.
Iblis on April 15, 2009 at 1:43 PM
Ever been to New York? Manhattan is little more than the largest college campus on the planet. These people are certifiable. They pride themselves on being sophisticated by electing and retaining corrupt politicians.
Kensington on April 15, 2009 at 2:18 PM
Hey Spitzer! F’ yourself and the whore you rode in on!
Maquis on April 15, 2009 at 3:13 PM
Yeah, but I guarantee that if he ran again he’d win. New Yorkers can be politically retarded, and the only thing they look for is the little (D) by the name. Yes, I am a New Yorker myself, but I’m from central New York. Us upstaters have some semblance of reasoning left.
Living4Him5534 on April 15, 2009 at 5:31 PM
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