Obamateurism of the Day
posted at 8:05 am on April 15, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
How do you say “D’oh!” en Français? When Barack Obama tried wowing the French at his town hall meeting, he wound up needed a prompt from the audience when his Teleprompter apparently froze:
PRESIDENT OBAMA: … First, because, for all our differences, there are certain values that bind us together and reveal our common humanity: the universal longing to live a life free from fear and free from want, a life marked by dignity and respect and simple justice. Our two republics were founded in service of these ideals. In America it is written into our founding documents as life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. In France, liberté …[freezes]
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Egalité.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Absolutely — (laughter, cheers, applause) — egalité, fraternité.
What makes this so classic is the pose Obama strikes while waiting for the Teleprompter to move. And how difficult is it to remember Liberté, egalité, fraternité — especially when it’s the theme of the “we’re really all the same” speech Obama was giving?
Zut alors! Or, perhaps, merde.

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Merde, indeed
E9RET on April 15, 2009 at 8:06 AM
My God. He looked spaced out. Was he stoned? hahaha
becki51758 on April 15, 2009 at 8:07 AM
Well, I’m sure he delivered a very nice merci beaucoup at the end.
BigD on April 15, 2009 at 8:10 AM
Two words: Merci beaucoup.
poxoma on April 15, 2009 at 8:10 AM
“I am a croissant”—Oblameless
mossberg500 on April 15, 2009 at 8:11 AM
Like a deer in the headlights.
loudmouth883 on April 15, 2009 at 8:11 AM
Obama: “Mon crayon est grande!“
loudmouth883 on April 15, 2009 at 8:12 AM
Hey, give the guy a break, he’s got to be completely knackered from personally storming the Maersk Alabama lifeboat and shooting those three pirates!
Sekhmet on April 15, 2009 at 8:12 AM
I think Obambi was distracted ’cause he’s trying to solve the Big Bang theory while giving the speech. How lucky are we to have such brilliant reader in chief.
poxoma on April 15, 2009 at 8:13 AM
Well,this one ain’t pretty,Hopey’s gaffe commenced at the .14 second mark,with another additional pause till
the .18 second mark,
and then at .19 second mark,Obama realizes he screwed up again!!
Its ObamaGaffeTastic, I say!!!ahem.
canopfor on April 15, 2009 at 8:14 AM
“Je suis un croissant”—Oblameless
Oops!
mossberg500 on April 15, 2009 at 8:15 AM
vacuite
Jeff on April 15, 2009 at 8:16 AM
Priceless!
Josiah on April 15, 2009 at 8:18 AM
Any reasonably educated person knows that French motto – liberty, equality, brotherhood. Only a brilliant Harvard graduate would not. Or someone who got in, and out, of the university system because he was a charming affirmative action pick.
“absolutely” – sounded like a punch drunk Rocky Balboa.
keep the change on April 15, 2009 at 8:19 AM
He probably caused it with his sensational smile….
And don’t insult him by merely calling him brilliant. He’s obviously brilliantly brilliant.
Rogue Traveler on April 15, 2009 at 8:21 AM
I guess none of the angry “youts” torched the presidential limo while he was there.
BigD on April 15, 2009 at 8:26 AM
I’m starting to wonder if TOTUS has a grand conspiracy on the go,its really strange that Obama seems to screw-up consistently!
I think TOTUS is out to get Hopey!!(Snark)
canopfor on April 15, 2009 at 8:27 AM
j’ai fait une bêtise.I have done something stupid
Passionate-Conservative on April 15, 2009 at 8:29 AM
The obama is also mistaken if he thinks freedom and the pursuit of happiness is paralleled with Liberty, Equality, and Brotherhood. The French revolution had a communist element before communism even formally existed. The Jacobins, the original leftists, championed the idea of equality of all men, eschewing the idea of an American meritocracy, who in turn, need to form a union, or brotherhood, to stave off the “oppressive yoke” of the bourgeois.
That is not part of the founding fathers American ideology or philosophy. In America, while all men are born equal, they are not maintained that way by the state. And there certainly was no call for a brotherhood. There was no ideal of class warfare that was the hallmark of the French revolution. They only reason why France didn’t become the world’s first communist state, was because the Jacobins themselves were executed, and Napoleon arrived and instituted his own code. But that talk of Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood would be echoed again in Czarist Russia. We know what happened there.
That is scary talk, obama. Either you are ignorant of basic high school history, or you are a leftist.
Damn, could it be both?
keep the change on April 15, 2009 at 8:32 AM
Sekhmet on April 15, 2009 at 8:12 AM
This happened before the Somali pirate incident.
This is a classic example of how Obama was able to sense future events. He ‘felt’ what would happen with the Maersk a week before it occurred and simply lost his train of thought for a moment.
It happens with omnipotent beings…
catmman on April 15, 2009 at 8:34 AM
TOTUS is rebelling quite a bit. I’m certain there’s a little professional jealousy going on.
hawkdriver on April 15, 2009 at 8:36 AM
So Ed, when does the ‘Compendium of Obamaturisms’ edition come out at Amazon? If you wait for the four full years to collect them all, you will wipe out half of the worlds rain forests just to print it.
percysunshine on April 15, 2009 at 8:37 AM
This man is an absolute creation of the media. Smartest President to ever take the office? We heard that same crap about Hillary for years, when the media thought she’d be the one.
Keemo on April 15, 2009 at 8:39 AM
LOL
Indeed. He knew he would be president. Why do you think he was so smooth?
blatantblue on April 15, 2009 at 8:39 AM
What a dope! How could anyone not be impressed by the utter vacuousness of this buffoon. God help us.
davo on April 15, 2009 at 8:40 AM
Soros is going to have to get a better connection to the teleprompter…
CC
CapedConservative on April 15, 2009 at 8:44 AM
The Democrats are always brilliant. Bill Clinton was super-brilliant. Hillary was the smartest woman in America. I distinctly remember the media asking if Al Gore was too smart (in the academic sense) to win a presidential election. And I still read references to Jimmy Carter that say how intelligent he was.
And not only are Democrats always smart, they are always “obviously highly intelligent.” Even our so-called conservative media nearly always falls for this.
BigD on April 15, 2009 at 8:44 AM
For a guy that ragged on Americans for not being multilingual…
… he speaks foreign languages like a guy who has never seen or heard them before.
Elitist twit can’t ‘walk the talk’.
rockbend on April 15, 2009 at 8:48 AM
But…But…they say,I..I.. mean them..or is it those…
anyhow,the liberals say, Obama is the greatest speaker that
has graced the planet Earth in all human history,and even
tho,he lose’s his train of thought,
at least when he does gather his thoughts,those
thoughts are always so ARTICULATE!!(Snark).
canopfor on April 15, 2009 at 8:48 AM
Who does O think he’s fooling with these teleprompters? Every single speech the guy gives, his head keeps going left-right-left-right like he’s watching a tennis match.
It would save a lot of time if he just printed out the speech, handed it to the press, and he stayed home and played with the dog.
JetBoy on April 15, 2009 at 8:51 AM
Wouldn’t work, JetBoy. Obama’s speeches are all about the theatrical presentation. When read, they are revealed for the substanceless drivel they really are.
PJ Emeritus on April 15, 2009 at 8:54 AM
Gee, that’s a hard one?
mr.blacksheep on April 15, 2009 at 8:54 AM
Right. The American War of Independence (I say this in jest because it wasn’t really a “revolution” and we should stop teaching it that way) and the French Revolution were so similar. I’d say the only similarity was the American experience providing inspiration for the French. Burke’s Reflections on the Revolution in France was such an endorsement wasn’t it? No. It wasn’t.
AuH20 on April 15, 2009 at 8:57 AM
Thank you for noticing that as well. Since Odopey first entered the campaign, I have noticed that there is a direct correlation: the more nonsensical the speech, the more the press idiots wet themselves over it. Very little of what he says in his “great orations” is actually logical; they’re banal bromides joined by non-sequiturs and dressed up with smooth-sounding elocution. But at their core, they’re drivel.
mr.blacksheep on April 15, 2009 at 8:57 AM
come on Ed, that was weak. Obama was clearly pacing his words to build the crowd enthusiasm. After all, Obama is a master speaker and knows the best cadence to his remarks. /sarc
gatorboy on April 15, 2009 at 9:05 AM
What an asshat.
revolutionismyname on April 15, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Oprompta.
Akzed on April 15, 2009 at 9:10 AM
I was wondering why he paused after liberté. I had to turn the volume up to even hear the audience member prompting him with egalité. So the applause was actually meant for a member of the audience (catching the POTUS staring at the TOTUS for a long time).
eigafan on April 15, 2009 at 9:15 AM
President Obama is starting to show himself as being the reincarnation of a good ol’ vaudeville act, with his teleprompter as his straight man (sorry person to be Politically Corrupt).
MSGTAS on April 15, 2009 at 9:15 AM
BigD on April 15, 2009 at 8:44 AM
Yep, couldn’t agree more… Same crap their telling our children in classrooms; Democrats = heroes, really smart people – Republicans, nutty religious people, not very smart, cling to their guns and religion.
Keemo on April 15, 2009 at 9:17 AM
TOTUS is apparently already sick of POTUS.
D2Boston on April 15, 2009 at 9:18 AM
His entire life is affirmative (non)action.
ex-Democrat on April 15, 2009 at 9:19 AM
TOTUS is on thin ice here. He had better watch his ass and stop making so many mistakes.
rockmom on April 15, 2009 at 9:20 AM
Regardless… I wouldn’t go around comparing the American Revolution with the French Revolution (yuck!).
mankai on April 15, 2009 at 9:21 AM
Ted Mack would have been proud of this amateur.
Jarhead68 on April 15, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Good grief. It looks as even TOTUS is losing control. Maybe its little sensors are going bad.
BetseyRoss on April 15, 2009 at 9:26 AM
I learned this motto in 7th grade while reading A Tale of Two Cities.
keep the change on April 15, 2009 at 8:32
Spot on…
youngTXcon on April 15, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Anyone else listen to Dear Leader’s economic speech yesterday? He did the same thing, fumbling around at one point. I bet Teleprompter was messing around with Him again.
rbj on April 15, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Supreme Caption Reader Of The Untited States.
dont taze me bro on April 15, 2009 at 9:31 AM
If they had put the lyrics to Lady Marmalade into the Teleprompter, odds are 2-1 Obama would have read out the entire “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?” line without flinching.
jon1979 on April 15, 2009 at 9:33 AM
His pronounciation is pretty bad, as well, which I’m surprised about. He seems to be able to affect the Chicago homeboy accent so well that I guess I just assumed he had an ear for accents.
This is pretty much Chicago homeboy speaking French, nest pass?
misslizzi on April 15, 2009 at 9:35 AM
Just proves that without his teleprompter, he’s speechless.
GarandFan on April 15, 2009 at 9:44 AM
Haha!
cs89 on April 15, 2009 at 10:02 AM
This is just a distraction. Pay no attention.
Our Dear Leader cannot be bothered with trivial things like this.
When Bush did this stuff-it was a problem.
When Obama does it-Give him a break!
Badger40 on April 15, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Viva la Guillotine!
unclesmrgol on April 15, 2009 at 10:08 AM
A mind is a terrible thing to … ah …
Loxodonta on April 15, 2009 at 10:10 AM
I don’t think that was a teleprompter screw-up; he was probably wondering if it’s the same word in Strasbourgian as it is in French.
landshark on April 15, 2009 at 10:14 AM
He’s a natural.
the_nile on April 15, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Embarrasser-in-Chief
psrch on April 15, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Americans should NOT play up any similarities between the French and American revolutions, because their goals were radically different–the only similarity was rejection of royalty.
Many Americans forget that French King Louis XVI actually funded the American colonists, not so much because he agreed with them, but to divert British forces away from their attacks on French colonies in what are now the Canadian maritime provinces. This eventually caused financial problems in France, and many Frenchmen resented having their taxes funding foreign wars, while they were impoverished, and there was also a running feud between the noblemen and merchant class.
The American colonists revolted against the British crown mostly over “taxation without representation”, but there was no revolt against religion, and the freed Americans were quick to guarantee freedom of worship in the Constitution. Besides, most American colonists were Christian Protestants of many denominations, and they needed to stay united against the British crown, not squabble among themselves over minor religious differences.
In France, Louis XVI had tried to set up a semi-representative group “les Etats Generaux”, but was getting conflicting advice from his aides, some wanting to share powe to defuse the situation, others (including his wife) wanting to cling to absolute power at all costs, and the King vacillated too long.
The leaders of the French Revolution fomented resentment of the rich noblemen by the poor peasants, but also against the Catholic Church, because the French kings were all at least nominally Catholic. Thousands of priests and nuns were beaten, tortured, or killed by angry mobs led by atheist philosophers who worshiped “the goddess of Reason”, but many more devout Catholics (particularly in western France) fought back, not so much for the King, but to defend their priests, whom they regarded as spiritual leaders. This led to a three-way split in France: Catholic rich nobility vs. poor atheist peasants vs. poor Catholic peasants loyal to the Church but not to the King, and the religious divide prolonged the French Revolution, as the Revolutionaries fought among themselves, creating the “Terror of 1794″ and chaos for many years thereafter, only settled by Emporor, dictator, and warlord Napoleon Bonaparte, who had the wisdom to allow freedom of worship under his Empire.
There was NOT much “liberty, equality, and brotherhood” under the French Revolution, but terror and chaos and religious persecution. After the fall of Napoleon, there were many other insurrections in France in the 19th century, including an attempt to restore the monarchy, and the current French constitution, written by Charles de Gaulle in 1958, is called the Fifth Republic.
My in-laws are French, and I’m fond of telling my French friends that America still lives under its First Republic.
Why is Obama trying to compare America’s Revolution, which led to a stable government except for 1861-1865, to the French Revolution, which led to chaos, dictatorship, insurrections, and five different Republics in 160 years?
Steve Z on April 15, 2009 at 10:23 AM
You make very good points.
Perhaps the Committee of Public Safety (DHS), under Citizen Robespierre (Secretary Napolitano) could provide an answer.
Loxodonta on April 15, 2009 at 10:39 AM
All over the MSM. ALL OVER!!
jukin on April 15, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Napoleon banned La Marseillaise because of its revolutionary overtones…and the bloodletting and divisive effects such had on the French population during that dark period of French history.
The French Revolution was a bloodletting…and while initially focused on the monarchy, and the Church, there were also lot of innocents murdered along the way, common folk. The Reign of Terror had no equal until The Bolsheviks came along, followed by Stalin’s purges and terror, and Mao’s Cultural Revolution.
Wonderful painting by Delacroix with Lady Liberty Leading the Mob…but the reality of it all had no semblance to the American Revolution (more properly the American Revolt, or the War for Independence) and there was precious little of that Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite stuff either…
Mob rule and mobs ruled.
Obama really needs a history coach…
Or is this mob rule and mobs rule sort of stuff what Obama is aiming to replicate?
coldwarrior on April 15, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Isn’t he brilliant? A brilliant..robot. Can you imagine what would have happened to Pres. Bush with a teleprompter paci attached to his coat.
eaglesdontflock on April 15, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Try listening to a REAL President giving a speech in France.
Teddy Roosevelt starts out polite enough, but he tries to kick them in the butt at the same time.
Teddy Roosevelt actually WAS brilliant. And note that this s given in 1910, just a few years before the country Ann Coulter refers to as “Europe’s perennial date-rape victim” was invited to its first Prom of the 20th century.
Now France has finally found what will probaby be its final “man that she knows – just KNOWS – she can change.” And what are they doing? Cheering Barak Obama’s catatonic seizures.
logis on April 15, 2009 at 10:53 AM
I think he was trying to say to French word for absolutely, which is “absolute”, pronounced the same as in English, but he really meant absolument.
eaglesdontflock on April 15, 2009 at 10:54 AM
What a silly question
landshark on April 15, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Give TOTUS a break, he’s been working overtime and has begun to suffer nervous breakdowns because of all the pressure.
eaglewingz08 on April 15, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Maybe he should have conducted the town meeting in another language.
Austrian.
Del Dolemonte on April 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Now, every time he screws up, we’ll be left to wonder what upcoming crisis he’s sensing. He’s the “That’s So Raven” president.
Least of These on April 15, 2009 at 11:24 AM
Terrible French accent too!
Sarkozy is not impressed by Obama or his French language skills either!
americanfrenchie on April 15, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Haha, priceless!
Richard Romano on April 15, 2009 at 11:30 AM
I can’t remember who said this but he was talking about Barack’s speaking style.
How it’s not that terrific.. Barack will gave from one screen say his line as he moves his head to the the other screen.
Every once in a while, he’ll mix it up.. he’ll say his line while moving his head to the left. And instead of saying the next line moving his head back to the right.. He’ll move to the right suddenly and then say the line, moving his head back to the left again.
It’s almost a game of ‘Pong’ watching him deliver his lines from TOTUS.
DaveC on April 15, 2009 at 11:34 AM
How it’s not that terrific.. Barack will move from one screen to the other saying his line
PIMF
so much for that green room gig :)
DaveC on April 15, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Je suis Ron Burgundy,
Va te faire, France!
/D’AU!/D’AUX/D’EAU!
Christien on April 15, 2009 at 11:39 AM
FranceSan Trop-ay/D’EAUX!
Christien on April 15, 2009 at 11:42 AM
I think Obambi was distracted ’cause he’s trying to
solvewatch The Big Bang Theory while giving the speech. How lucky are we to have such brilliant reader in chief.poxoma on April 15, 2009 at 8:13 AM
FIFY
FinallyRight on April 15, 2009 at 11:46 AM
It’s OK, Dave. I actually thought you meant to say, “… gaze from one screen to the other…” Not gave.
We can read over most mistakes to get the real meaning. Don’t sweat it. :-)
UltimateBob on April 15, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Obama needs broadband speeds for his teleprompter.
davod on April 15, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Thanks.. coffee isn’t working this morning :)
DaveC on April 15, 2009 at 12:03 PM
How do you say “D’oh!” en Français?
That would be:
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Teleprompter Of The United States…
jdsmith0021 on April 15, 2009 at 12:08 PM
TOTUS is having some fun again.
The Wall on April 15, 2009 at 12:22 PM
stupide, imbecile, fou
Mallard T. Drake on April 15, 2009 at 12:32 PM
Trip-up aside, he’s screwed up his history as well. The French monarchy at the time helped us win our independence with direct military assistance, only to be overthrown by rebels espousing the very ideals of the American rebellion. The American revolution’s notions of “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” actually resulted in trips to the guillotine for many of the French government that actually helped us win.
That’s irony, not brotherhood.
commenter on April 15, 2009 at 12:42 PM
Ugh, even first-semester students can do better.
Tzetzes on April 15, 2009 at 1:15 PM
No-one else bothered by “the universal longing to live a life free from fear and free from want”?!? “Want” is what gets us out of bed in the morning and urges us to find opportunities and drag them home.
I might be over thinking it, but I want to want… If I didn’t want for anything, I wouldn’t do anything.
CLaFarge on April 15, 2009 at 1:22 PM
That’s not Madame Lafarge, is it?
Tzetzes on April 15, 2009 at 1:29 PM
Well, actually it’s “vive la guillotine”.
So, I suppose Obama isn’t entirely alone, n’est-ce pas? ;)
Tzetzes on April 15, 2009 at 1:32 PM
“Girl you know it’s…Girl you know it’s…Girl you know it’s…Girl you know it’s…” [Milli Vanilli reference].
Too bad there is nothing at all for the comedians and political cartoonists to make fun of Obama with, right?.
But seriously, if Obama doesn’t even know what he is going to read off of the teleprompter beforehand, which is quite obvious when he goes blank during a malfunction, how sincere can his pretty words really be? The words are not coming from his heart. They are scrolling across a teleprompter. When the words stop scrolling, he goes completely blank…deer in the headlights blank. The words are merely clever marketing phrases conjured up by David Axelfraud and his propaganda machine, who in Obama, found the perfect product pitchman.
OxyCon on April 15, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Sarkozy compares dogs.
Schadenfreude on April 15, 2009 at 1:41 PM
Seriously. He’s winging almost everything.
watson007 on April 15, 2009 at 2:04 PM
By the way. The reason someone from the audience helped him out with the rest of the sentence is because Obama is too big to fail.
watson007 on April 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM
That’s what my two stepkids, 15 and 20, appear to believe.
Al in St. Lou on April 15, 2009 at 2:19 PM
He’s so pathetic
RightWinged on April 15, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Bush’s mis-speakings were sometimes cringe-worthy to watch- but I’ll take them any day over this dope. With Obama it’s very hard not to come to the conclusion that he doesn’t actually know what he’s talking about.
Bush could mangle a sentence with the best of them but at least he knew what he was talking about. Take away Obama’s Teleprompter and he’s got nothing. That blank look he had…he seems to genuinely not have the slightest clue about what came next.
Jay Mac on April 15, 2009 at 3:17 PM
Faible.
Maquis on April 15, 2009 at 3:23 PM
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