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Whew: Noted chubby American traitor still alive

posted at 4:05 pm on April 13, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
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Jawa’s got the details on Adam Gadahn’s latest video, the first in months and the most extensive look at Gadahn since he was supposedly sidelined or killed last year.  Rusty doesn’t have the video up, mainly because it’s over an hour long and consists mainly of tired AQ retreads.  This video was apparently shot in March, and instructs the faithful how to avoid another Gaza “holocaust”:

A new video shows America’s only indicted traitor, Adam Gadahn, railing on and on with paranoid conspiracy theories. We have the video which was released on the usual Islamic forums last night. Expect updates as Howie is currently uploading the video.

The video is titled, “How to prevent a repeat of the Gaza holocaust.” Gadahn is only one of the al Qaeda spokesmen on the video.

Interestingly, the video was released with an accompanying document which the forums label a “handbook” entitled “route clearance”. I’m downloading the handbook now. No idea what it is.

In the video Gadahn can be seen sitting at a table in what looks like a tent. He claims the economic crisis is Allah’s punishment on American. Apparently the dirt poor conditions of much of the Islamic world goes unnoticed by the Orange County, California native.

Lesson One in how to avoid another Gaza disaster would be stop firing rockets at a nation with a really, really, really powerful army, and an intermittent will to use it.  Of course, that would require the use of reason and logic, which Gadahn abandoned at the same time he betrayed his country.

In reading Rusty’s running commentary, though, it doesn’t appear to even be that coherent.  Instead, Gadahn appears to ramble from one topic to another, almost none of it connected to Gaza, which makes sense, since AQ only gives a Gadahn about Gaza as a PR hook.  Instead, the lunatic we like to call Fat Bastard talks about Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Vietnam, and for some weird reason, Chas Freeman.  Is AQ so interested in American policy that they want their say on appointments to the National Intelligence Council?  And shouldn’t Freeman be saying at this point, “Stop helping me!”?

The lengthy sabbatical Gadahn took has done nothing to improve his temperament or his imbecility.  When we eventually kill him with a missile or at the end of a noose, we’ll miss his comedic stylings.


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What a mensch.

spmat on April 13, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Kinda annoyed he’s still alive.

Esthier on April 13, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Clearly, we must talk to this domestically-originated man-caused disaster facilitator and understand how he feels.

TheQuestion on April 13, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Damnit… how can they keep missing this guy?!?!

Twinkie’s don’t get put over the line for nothing. Flollow the wrappers!

upinak on April 13, 2009 at 4:09 PM

He’s chubby now? I liked fat better.

lorien1973 on April 13, 2009 at 4:10 PM

When we eventually kill him with a missile or at the end of a noose, we’ll miss his comedic stylings.

Give me an hour with him, alone, in a room, with an olive fork.

I’ll make it interesting.

MadisonConservative on April 13, 2009 at 4:10 PM

The lengthy sabbatical Gadahn took has done nothing to improve his temperament or his imbecility. When we eventually kill him with a missile or at the end of a noose, we’ll miss his comedic stylings.

As the saying goes, “he who laughs last…laughs best!”

I for one am looking forward to a hearty laugh-fest when the fat and traitorous one known as Gadahn is finally taking a well deserved dirt nap! In fact I think I’ll write to his family as soon as it is confirmed the POS has reached room temperature to convey my sincerest and most heart felt joy and laughter once that glorious day arrives!

Liberty or Death on April 13, 2009 at 4:13 PM

Will somebody behead this asshole already!!!!!!!

Viper1 on April 13, 2009 at 4:13 PM

Thought this was going to be about Meghan McCain again. (That keeps happening to me today.)

capitalist piglet on April 13, 2009 at 4:14 PM

He’s chubby now? I liked fat better.

lorien1973 on April 13, 2009 at 4:10 PM

Maybe Meghan McCain could hit that.

Knucklehead on April 13, 2009 at 4:15 PM

Maybe he was just injured in the former attack, and he’s having long-term problems from a moderate brain injury.

eeyore on April 13, 2009 at 4:15 PM

Anta kelb al akbar, Adam!!!!!!!

You are the biggest dog!

Jaish amriliyya sayafaaqatuluuka!

The American army will kill you!

Walidatuka laa jameela! 3ulaad laa yuhiboohaa

Your mom isn’t beautiful! Children do not like her!

Heeya mithla rajul!
She is like a man!

blatantblue on April 13, 2009 at 4:16 PM

Woah, chubbs better cut back on the goat jerky.

marklmail on April 13, 2009 at 4:16 PM

Who else thought of Megs McCain when they read the headline?

Blake on April 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM

He reminds me of Chang.

http://snk.wikia.com/wiki/Chang_Koehan

MarcusBrody on April 13, 2009 at 4:21 PM

Knucklehead on April 13, 2009 at 4:15 PM
Blake on April 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM

Plus, the very, very top of the picture kind of looks like the top of the Quote Of The Day pic from April 11th (at the bottom of the main page).

I thought it was her hair as I had only scrolled a tiny bit, and could only see the top of the pic.

Abby Adams on April 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM

Thought this was going to be about Meghan McCain again. (That keeps happening to me today.)

capitalist piglet on April 13, 2009 at 4:14

PM

I even said to myself, “Christ, AP is at it again”

anniekc on April 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM

You would think that the dude would have lost a little weight by now.

thedudesblog on April 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM

Gee Ed, I thought the headline was talking about Michael Moore

The_Lid on April 13, 2009 at 4:24 PM

Apparently, they blurred out Sarah Palin on the tape at one point.

Illinidiva on April 13, 2009 at 4:24 PM

Dirka Dirka Mohammed jihad!!!

nom nom nom

pseudonominus on April 13, 2009 at 4:24 PM

Waste of oxygen. Stop global warming – eliminate Fat Turd’s air!

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 13, 2009 at 4:26 PM

Plus, the very, very top of the picture kind of looks like the top of the Quote Of The Day pic from April 11th (at the bottom of the main page).

I thought it was her hair as I had only scrolled a tiny bit, and could only see the top of the pic.

Abby Adams on April 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM

You’re right.

You would think that the dude would have lost a little weight by now.

thedudesblog on April 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM

How many wives does he have? They say you put on weight when you marry.

Blake on April 13, 2009 at 4:27 PM

Since it was rambling……

Are we sure this is new and not an AQ Greatest Hits mixtape?

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 13, 2009 at 4:27 PM

It’s hard to exercise while cowering in a cave I guess. And I think he really likes falafel.

Grayson on April 13, 2009 at 4:29 PM

Does he really think people do anything but laugh when they hear him?

Blake on April 13, 2009 at 4:29 PM

“pork chop” strikes again

VTWaldrup on April 13, 2009 at 4:30 PM

You’re right.

Blake on April 13, 2009 at 4:27 PM

Duh. Tell me something I don’t know.

Abby Adams on April 13, 2009 at 4:33 PM

Who else thought of Megs McCain when they read the headline?

Blake on April 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM

Cautiously raises hand.

a capella on April 13, 2009 at 4:35 PM

I could only watch a few minutes of the video.

I give it 6 scimitars out of 10. It had a good beat and was easy to dance (like a wh0re) to, but it was a little long.

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 13, 2009 at 4:36 PM

Ed,

You have no respect. Instead of calling him a chubby terriost, you should have called him a poorly groomed terriost. That way you could have included he lack of good grooming along with his flabbiness. What is with these terriosts, don’t they know a nicely groomed beard goes a long ways.

Sweetness0726 on April 13, 2009 at 4:36 PM

Hussein; “Biden will be tested as my “Court Jester” within six months.”

JoeySlippers on April 13, 2009 at 4:45 PM

Who else thought of Megs McCain when they read the headline?

Blake on April 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM

Cautiously raises hand.

a capella on April 13, 2009 at 4:35 PM

Guilty. Then I saw the picture and thought of Johnny Walker Lindh.

BigD on April 13, 2009 at 4:50 PM

“Finally, our country has produced an elegant terrorist.”
Sean Penn

bagoh20 on April 13, 2009 at 5:17 PM

I’d love to waterboard that fucker, and believe me, he WOULD be drowning.

GarandFan on April 13, 2009 at 5:18 PM

Esthier on April 13, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Thank goodness, I was feeling guilty.

Cindy Munford on April 13, 2009 at 5:32 PM

“Finally, our country has produced an elegant terrorist.”
Sean Penn

bagoh20 on April 13, 2009 at 5:17 PM

Heh…good one!

+1000

Liberty or Death on April 13, 2009 at 5:33 PM

Who else thought of Megs McCain when they read the headline?

Blake on April 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM

Cautiously raises hand.

a capella on April 13, 2009 at 4:35 PM
Guilty. Then I saw the picture and thought of Johnny Walker Lindh.

BigD on April 13, 2009 at 4:50 PM

Raises hand again.

Knucklehead on April 13, 2009 at 5:34 PM

Oh Adam, we missed you and your antics. I hope you know that when Osama is cornered and needs a bullet shield, you will then realize your true use to Al Qaeda.

KillerKane on April 13, 2009 at 5:38 PM

Why is anyone paying attention to this joker, this kid who, in the end, has no influence even in AQ? If this kid wanted to kiss bin Laden’s butt, does anyone think OBL would let him?

If OBL pays this kid no attention, why should we? Other than dropping a laser-guided bomb on his hideout, that is.

I say to ignore him, and the USAF will eventually make him go away. And when he’s cast to his idea of Heaven, I hope all those 72 virgins he’s expecting all look like Rosy O’Donnell. And all those Rosies are lesbians.

Liam on April 13, 2009 at 5:40 PM

Duh. Tell me something I don’t know.

Abby Adams on April 13, 2009 at 4:33 PM

You’re immodest!

Blake on April 13, 2009 at 5:42 PM

The latest episode (19) of The Unit has an Adam Gadahn fantasy sequence at the start. It is worth a look.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/the_unit/video/video.php?cid=446409735&pid=cb4_gCpNRd11XDPDIIBz14cfh_oJVl2V&category=editorial&play=true

Voodoo on April 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM

When I first saw the headline I thought this was going to be about Ted Kennedy.

Buford on April 13, 2009 at 6:17 PM

Oh?

Too bad.

Ryan Gandy on April 13, 2009 at 6:28 PM

It shows you just how hard it is to be a traitor anymore. Talk about mainstreaming deviancy!

Frankly, there is hardly a whits difference between this loon and Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers, Rev. Wright or Obama.

.
You just can’t get good traitors anymore.

GunRunner on April 13, 2009 at 6:50 PM

So ummmm what’s he been up to?

- The Cat

MirCat on April 13, 2009 at 7:09 PM

parents gotta wonder wtf happened to the DNA on this one

UNREPENTANT CONSERVATIVE CAPITOLIST on April 13, 2009 at 7:20 PM

Adam, meet… my… little… friend….

falderal on April 13, 2009 at 9:24 PM

The Leftist MSM would just love to get this guy in an interview and have him explain exactly why he thinks President Bush, Christians, Jews and America are evil. I can see Katie, Charles, etc. nodding with knowing empathy.

Dr. ZhivBlago on April 13, 2009 at 9:38 PM

I was really hoping he’d already bit it. Eventually he’ll meet one nasty end or another…maybe his handlers will croak him if it looks like he’ll be taken.
Aint spoda say terrorist… How about “Causer of man caused disasters”.
We’ve been hitting the terror training camps in Pakistan that they ignore. Maybe they could do the same for us.

Army Brat on April 14, 2009 at 4:10 AM

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