Sarah Palin

Religion:
– Pentecostal

For starters, who puts religion on a resume?

I do or we can drop Barry’s middle name from discussion too.

Excuses. Nobody’s talking about Barry’s middle name. And those who do don’t pretend it’s a resume.

Education:
– Attended, University of Hawaii at Hilo, 1982
– Attended, Hawaii Pacific University, 1982
– Attended, North Idaho Community College, 1983
– Attended, University of Idaho, 1984-1985
– Attended, Matanuska-Susitna Community College, 1985
– B.S. Journalism, University of Idaho, 1987

And who lists each college attended rather than just the college that awards a degree?

I do when they have this much of a joke as a college career. All factual and all relevant don’t be afraid of the facts.

Of course you do. Pathetic and irrelevant.

Political Experience:
– Former Council Member, Wasilla City Council, Alaska, 1992-1996
– Former Mayor, Wasilla City, Alaska, 1996-2002 (pop: 7,028) (Votes: 909)
– Failed Candidate, Lieutenant Governor, Alaska, 2002
– Resigned, Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 2003-2004
– Governor, Alaska, 2006-present (2 years) (pop: 670,053) (4th Smallest State) (0.002% of the U.S. population)

Then we start in on the political experience. But you can’t even say, City Council, Mayor, etc. No, it has to be “Former City Council, Former Mayor.” Anything, no matter how lame, to diminish her a little further. As if she could be anything but a former mayor while she’s a sitting governor.

On top of which, you actually list the one election she lost, for lieutenant governor, as “failed.”

She is a former mayor of a town with a small population and was elected by only 909 votes. She did lose when running for lieutenant governor. I like facts.

So she should be embarrassed that she’s no longer the mayor, only the governor of the state? And you actually choose to write things like this? How pathetic was the bashing you decided not to use?

You do manage to list her time as head of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission. But strangely, you don’t mention that she was the head of it, or what she did. All you say is that she resigned.

She did resign. Go look it up. Again educating you on the facts.

So you educate me that she did something I said she did? Really?

Professional Experience:
– First Place, Miss Wasilla Beauty Contest, 1984
– Second Place, Miss Alaska Pageant, 1984
– Television Sports Reporter, 1987-1989
– Director, Ted Stevens Excellence in Public Service, Inc., 2003-2007

Right. Well, we all know competing in a beauty contest is considered professional experience.

She doesn’t have any relevant professional or private sector experience = fact.

But government experience at every level below the office of governor that she now holds. With her governor’s experience, she’s pretty much made a clean sweep of relevant government experience to take the next step up: president.

Oh, I suppose she could go for Senate or Cabinet, but there are plenty of presidents — most recent presidents — who never did either.

For accomplishments, you list every negative news story, many based on hearsay, ever printed about her.

ThereGoesTheNeighborhood on April 13, 2009 at 1:56 AM

I list everything that proves my point she is NOT a fiscal conservative. These are all factual and fully sourced not hearsay. You cannot spin the facts and I am going to be here to make you eat them.

Poptech on April 13, 2009 at 2:35 AM

Anonymously sourced == fully sourced? Interesting viewpoint.

As for not being able to spin the facts, that’s exactly what you’ve been trying to do with this phony resume. I really don’t think I’m breaking new ground by pointing this out. You just need to be reminded sometimes that no one really buys the B.S.

ThereGoesTheNeighborhood on April 14, 2009 at 2:36 AM