Heart-ache: Obama in cahoots with Satan or something
posted at 9:50 pm on April 9, 2009 by Allahpundit
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I was going to use this space to write about Iran having 7,000 centrifuges, some of which are more “accurate” than expected, but then I remembered that Ed and I have already written variations of that post a dozen times. In a nutshell: Iran’s going to get the bomb, there’s nothing the UN can do to stop them, and unless Israel takes action we’ll have to get used to the idea of an Islamic fundamentalist state with civilization-ending weapons. What could go wrong?
In the meantime, enjoy this sneak preview of next week’s “Glenn Beck.” Maddow’s segment is on top, the original clip is on the bottom.
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Makes sense.
True_King on April 9, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Dammit! I knew it!
HornetSting on April 9, 2009 at 9:52 PM
That certainly is creepy!
BadgerHawk on April 9, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Wow, that was terrible, lol.
True_King on April 9, 2009 at 9:54 PM
“There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race can fall about the devils. One is to disbelieve in their existence. The other is to believe, and to feel an excessive and unhealthy interest in them. They themselves are equally pleased by both errors and hail a materialist or a magician with the same delight.”
~ C. S. Lewis
INC on April 9, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Yes, that someone would have no life & have no brain to come up with such crappola.
jgapinoy on April 9, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Yep, Glenn Beck’s crazy.
Cindy Munford on April 9, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Indeed.
jgapinoy on April 9, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Natas! Natas! Natas!
Realist on April 9, 2009 at 9:57 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA.
Will definitely send this to every O worshipper I know, makes a great holiday present!
clnurnberg on April 9, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Oy….serve Satan? Well, Hitchens won’t like that at all.
I think it was the poet Robert Frost who said that all of man’s problems are caused by his inability to simply sit in his chair and mind his own business.
Not sure how that relates but it seems appropriate.
SteveMG on April 9, 2009 at 9:58 PM
We just had a congressional group return from the “delightful” Fidel Castro’s “modest home” and, well, you don’t have to play anything said backwards.
Marcus on April 9, 2009 at 9:58 PM
And?
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 9, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Wow, Rachel Maddow is a terrible host. No wonder she has no ratings.
As to the video, you can get tons of crazy stuff when you play people backward. I still remember Hillary Duff’s infamous hidden message “all hail this Nazi land”.
Kronos on April 9, 2009 at 9:59 PM
I’m just glad he didn’t say that “Paul is dead”.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 9, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Reminds me of when I was 13 and used my finger to spin my Zeppelin IV record backwards.
Mark1971 on April 9, 2009 at 9:59 PM
“Too much time on my hands”
thomasaur on April 9, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine…
jgapinoy on April 9, 2009 at 10:00 PM
“serve semen”?
eh on April 9, 2009 at 10:00 PM
You have to admit, it would certainly explain a lot of his policies… not to mention how Maddow got a hosting gig.
myrenovations on April 9, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Plant keeps saying “My sweet Satan” on Stairway To Heaven.
jgapinoy on April 9, 2009 at 10:01 PM
It’s good for MSNBC to keep coming up with fresh ways that our president is victimized. Poor baby, everyone’s picking on him. Let’s give the crazies some air time.
Cindy Munford on April 9, 2009 at 10:01 PM
You know, I’ve never watched Maddow’s show before. Her commentary and gags don’t go much deeper than a three-paragraph blog post, do they? Her commentary is like an extended YouTube comment under a video.
amerpundit on April 9, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Did you know cahoots spelled backwards is stoohac?
Clear evidence that Allahpundit is a minion of Mephistopheles!
hillbillyjim on April 9, 2009 at 10:01 PM
No, that’s Bawney Fwank backwards.
jgapinoy on April 9, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Do you think an Obama speech would synch up perfectly with the Wizard of Oz?
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on April 9, 2009 at 10:02 PM
That’s what I heard.
boomer on April 9, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Why am I creeped out watching that (supposed) broad?
The Wall on April 9, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Sounds more like “Serve Xenu” to me.
jimmy the notable on April 9, 2009 at 10:03 PM
That was actually the first time I had ever heard Maddow. Wow, she is horrible. I am really surprised about all the hype surrounding her.
Would you say that to Tom Petty?
carbon_footprint on April 9, 2009 at 10:04 PM
I wonder how Rachel is doing in the ratings?
F15Mech on April 9, 2009 at 10:04 PM
I feel like I’m in Hell when I seee Rachel Maddow.
SouthernGent on April 9, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Has anyone, even his most ardent supporters, ever doubted it?
DeathB4Tyranny on April 9, 2009 at 10:04 PM
If you play Joe Biden’s tapes backwards he still doesnt sound intelligent and will say “E Glorious Rectum”
William Amos on April 9, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Personally, I think it is much more likely that Obama is in cahoots with either the Borg or the Ori.
MB4 on April 9, 2009 at 10:06 PM
I don’t understand why you need to tarnish Glenn Beck with this, Allahpundit. Seems unnecessary and the kind of thing that, like you so often lament, drives people to hate you.
jimmy the notable on April 9, 2009 at 10:07 PM
nah. if you play barney frank backwards you get buddy hacket singing shipoopi.
eh on April 9, 2009 at 10:07 PM
still think its funny the day he won the election the Illinois Pick 3 lottery winning numbers were: 6 6 6
jp on April 9, 2009 at 10:08 PM
We need Allah to dispassionately examine whether Obama is the Antichrist.
As he might say, what can go wrong?
Nessuno on April 9, 2009 at 10:10 PM
I guess i missed something… how does Glenn Beck fit into this?
cannonball on April 9, 2009 at 10:11 PM
The truth is out! Somebody from C4P mentioned this in passing:
And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
2And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
3And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
4And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
5And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.
6And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.
7And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
8And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
9And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
10And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night.
11And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death.
12Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.
13And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.
14And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.
15And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood.
16And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the flood which the dragon cast out of his mouth.
17And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.
The Battle between Good and Evil is on. Palin 2012 to battle the Satan!
promachus on April 9, 2009 at 10:11 PM
It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve and bad things are very easy to get.
- Confucius
MB4 on April 9, 2009 at 10:12 PM
service station
BL@KBIRD on April 9, 2009 at 10:12 PM
It’s funny……………
……….. because it’s true!
Seven Percent Solution on April 9, 2009 at 10:13 PM
When did Satan get a show on MSNBC? He’s as ugly as I imagined! Truly one scary dude!
TheBigOldDog on April 9, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Yeah, I don’t get the Glenn Beck connection either.
carbon_footprint on April 9, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Klatuu, Verada, Nikto
Klatuu, Verada, Nikto
Klatuu, Verada, Nikto
catmman on April 9, 2009 at 10:15 PM
There’s got to be some reason why his policies seem designed to destroy this country.
Maybe he’s working for the Saudis…
blue13326 on April 9, 2009 at 10:18 PM
Haha, that video is so bad… it sounds more like semen…
ninjapirate on April 9, 2009 at 10:19 PM
with great humility i accept your nomination
hahhaahah
poppieseeds on April 9, 2009 at 10:19 PM
The new BDS-Beck Derangement Syndrome; AllahPundit is one of its worst victims.
Patriot33 on April 9, 2009 at 10:20 PM
Walter Russell Mead, excerpt from “God and Gold”
hopefully in 2009, Satan hasn’t turned to Teleprompters
jp on April 9, 2009 at 10:21 PM
in related news, this video seems kinda silly…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9jP8kZGdTY
…until you realize it’s a clip from a feature-length documentary: Rape of the Soul
judith reisman is in it!
eh on April 9, 2009 at 10:22 PM
I knew I should have included a sarc tag.
BadgerHawk on April 9, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Finally Barry O says something we can all agree on. A Pact with Satan is a feasible and easy way to take care of all that debt you’re carrying around, and I just happen to have an affiliate link that can make your pact happen from the comfort of your own computer.
You guys have seen what’s it’s done for Joe Biden…
Rob Taylor on April 9, 2009 at 10:24 PM
That Maddow bitch makes me sick, unwatchable lib or not.
echosyst on April 9, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Ok, how much of a non-life do you have to have to sift through all that to come up with that? After about 40 days he was probably like “eureka!!!”.
Vigilante on April 9, 2009 at 10:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1A6CUW4W0
eh on April 9, 2009 at 10:26 PM
promachus on April 9, 2009 at 10:11 PM
Awwww AP i thought you got rid of the Sandwichboard Guys!
boo
/sadface
strangelet on April 9, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Take a breath.
Knock Glenn Beck.
Take another breath.
Slam Glenn Beck.
It’s not an obsession. It’s just breathing.
notagool on April 9, 2009 at 10:27 PM
So, TOTUS worships Satan? Who knew?
long_cat on April 9, 2009 at 10:27 PM
No, that’s just how Satan tells him what to say. The psychic link machine (PLM) is broken and the darn tech support demons still haven’t got it fixed. I warned him not to out source support to the Indian demons but would he listen? Noooo! He’s too focused on short term gain! Anyway, until the PLM is fixed, TOTUS will be used.
TheBigOldDog on April 9, 2009 at 10:28 PM
There.
uncivilized on April 9, 2009 at 10:29 PM
Heh! Played backwards is !heH
ronsfi on April 9, 2009 at 10:29 PM
natas emos mih sevol amabO.
aquaviva on April 9, 2009 at 10:32 PM
I’d like to know which right wing blogs push the idea that Obama serves Satan… Would be nice to back up the allegation there lady.
Borislav on April 9, 2009 at 10:39 PM
It’s Allah playing devil’s advocate. *rim tap*
SouthernGent on April 9, 2009 at 10:41 PM
nataS naht erom flesmih spihsrow amabO
Christian Conservative on April 9, 2009 at 10:46 PM
That was a waste of a couple minutes I’ll never get back
jwp1964 on April 9, 2009 at 10:48 PM
It sounded like he said, “Serve semen,” not “serve Satan.”
Proud Rino on April 9, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Obama can’t possibly be the Anti-Christ. He doesn’t have enough executive experience.
Kralizec on April 9, 2009 at 10:55 PM
.yrtnuoc ym fo duorp ma I, efil tluda ym ni emit tsrif eht roF
carbon_footprint on April 9, 2009 at 11:12 PM
I didn’t believe it really worked, so I tried it. I extracted the audio from the Youtube clip and played that section backward. Sure enough, it works exactly like he says.
I’m not endorsing the idea, just verifying that it’s not a trick.
Daggett on April 9, 2009 at 11:12 PM
“serve scadnum”?
SheofTwoMinds on April 9, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Very plausible. The budget is obviously going to Hell and probably dragging most of govt with it.
moxie_neanderthal on April 9, 2009 at 11:14 PM
How can you give airtime to this kind of stuff?
JohnJ on April 9, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Sser senum?
Someone had too much time on their hands.
aikidoka on April 9, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Well I don’t know what to think. But I won’t jump the curb. I don’t like Obingo but this is a tad extreme. True or not true who knows. It was creepy but still. But then again there are some that would take this very seriously.
sheebe on April 9, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Must be a slow night.
Travis1 on April 9, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Only “have to get used to it” for as long as it takes them to ship it and light the fuse.
America1st on April 9, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Just a tad?
Proud Rino on April 9, 2009 at 11:23 PM
˙uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ sı plɹoʍ ǝloɥʍ ʎɯ
Daggett on April 9, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Way more than a tad….. Can’t believe I am saying this but it is over board.
sheebe on April 9, 2009 at 11:33 PM
Seriously, WTF did Beck ever do to you, AP? Your hatred for him is really getting out of hand.
RightWinged on April 9, 2009 at 11:34 PM
Satan came to Obama and made him an offer.
“I’ll not only make you president, but people will worship you as if you’re the messiah. All you have to do is sell out your country so that the USA is ultimately destroyed.”
Obama thought for a minute and then said, “Okay, so what’s the catch?”
Daggett on April 9, 2009 at 11:37 PM
Hope nobody plays “mad dog” backwards, they’ll get bleeped for blasphemy.
It’s definitely a bit of a stretch, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama served Satan. If he starts demanding a microchip on our hand or forehead to buy something, I’d be sure of it.
Steve Z on April 9, 2009 at 11:42 PM
If you seek Amy…
mr.blacksheep on April 9, 2009 at 11:44 PM
Sounds like “serves ate ‘um” and “and you say”.
That says it all. Really.
MadisonConservative on April 9, 2009 at 11:46 PM
It’s the connection between poster outrage and comment count.
Ya’ll bein’ punk’d, and right nicely, I might add.
MadisonConservative on April 9, 2009 at 11:48 PM
hillbillyjim on April 9, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Alright, just set the jug of moonshine down real gentle, and back away nice an’ slow…
oldleprechaun on April 9, 2009 at 11:49 PM
Is it possible, maybe, that AP just digs on Beck and Palin so much because it tweaks so many people? Nahhh…
bikermailman on April 9, 2009 at 11:53 PM
That’s what I heard too.
Question though is: who’s he serving it to?
Tzetzes on April 9, 2009 at 11:56 PM
Never! Blasphemy!
hillbillyjim on April 9, 2009 at 11:58 PM
Maddow is Satan. Her ratings are spiraling straight to hell.
hahahaha!
TN Mom on April 10, 2009 at 12:14 AM
If you watch MSNBC with the sound muted and the tv turned off, you get a much more fair & balanced signal!
TN Mom on April 10, 2009 at 12:16 AM
Hey Beezlebub… how’s it hanging?
Hog Wild on April 10, 2009 at 12:36 AM
I used to think that Obama was Satan, but then I realized Satan has better taste in ties.
Y-not on April 10, 2009 at 12:38 AM
Sir Steven
OneGyT on April 10, 2009 at 12:43 AM
*Sigh*
Why am I always attracted to unobtainable women?
I have never seen Rachel Maddow before but I was slightly intrigued. Then the heartache from her Wiki Page to dash my schoolboy crush.
(Its Worse than her being a Liberal *Sob*)
-Wasteland (who is a lesbian inside) Man.
WastelandMan on April 10, 2009 at 12:54 AM
With Ed posting in the morning, and Allah posting at night, I wake up smart and go to bed stupid.
It’s an endless cycle.
iamse7en on April 10, 2009 at 1:01 AM
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