Video: Biden explains the War on Terror
posted at 7:00 pm on April 7, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
Have things gotten so bad in this administration that Joe Biden has to unwind gaffes? Janet Napolitano and Hillary Clinton announced that the US no longer would use “war on terror” to describe the fight against al-Qaeda, the Taliban, and other affiliated terrorist groups. Napolitano went so far as to eschew “terrorism” altogether in favor of “man-caused disasters”. CNN tried getting VP Biden to explain this, and while not accusing CNN of making it up, clearly he couldn’t believe anyone would be this stupid:
I guess Joe’s not on board with the “man caused disasters” nomenclature. Let’s see if we can find a euphemism for terror that Joe can swallow:
- Grievance eruptions
- Unplanned emergency-procedure exercises
- Sympathy opportunities
- Social Security reduction efforts
Any others?










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Democratic activist activities.
Realist on April 7, 2009 at 7:02 PM
ROFL…good ones.
ddrintn on April 7, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Isn’t it funny how Afghanistan and Pakistan, when put together like that, looks like a mushroom cloud?
flipflop on April 7, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Weaker? almost 8 years with no attack? What a windbag with plugs. He did tell Clinton and Napolitano to sit down and shut up though!
Frances on April 7, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Something’s wrong though when Joe Biden is the model of sanity. LOL
ddrintn on April 7, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Unfortunate Adversarial Events
Undesirable Catastrophic Occurrences.
Unforeseen Actions of Foreign Nationals
Disruptive Social Incidents
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Gotten bad? Have you seen the polls? They are owning the Pubs.
True_King on April 7, 2009 at 7:04 PM
I see Joe’s adopted Obama’s pronunciation of TolleyBahn…. or did he always say it that way?
dead-duck on April 7, 2009 at 7:05 PM
Rough Childhood Manifestations
PBoilermaker on April 7, 2009 at 7:05 PM
Ourfaultisms?
ThePrez on April 7, 2009 at 7:05 PM
Joe, you been using some of your daughter’s stash? Keep up with the program, dude! Peace.Love.Hope.Change.
SouthernGent on April 7, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Hurtful Transgression Periods
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:06 PM
“Owning”? I don’t see it.
ddrintn on April 7, 2009 at 7:07 PM
Intended Civilian Deletion
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:07 PM
Anyone else notice that Biden is now saying Ta-li-ban the same way President Obama says it?
BadgerHawk on April 7, 2009 at 7:07 PM
Presbyterian Outrages.
Realist on April 7, 2009 at 7:08 PM
That’s actually what Al Sharpton calls his … nevermind.
Anyway:
Population Realignment
First Responder On the Job Training
Teachable Moments
Post-Imperialist Karmic Readjustments
Global Warming Abatements
Critical Empathy Moments
Understanding Outbreaks
Enlightenment Events
TheUnrepentantGeek on April 7, 2009 at 7:08 PM
GI Joe – Gaffe Infested Joe
Josiah on April 7, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Good lord . . . Biden is without a doubt an unmitigated duffus.
rplat on April 7, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Oh, gawd… do I really want to watch this? I gotta mull this over…
ErinF on April 7, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Historical Tabulation Adjustments
ddrintn on April 7, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Well, he’s close to the Arabic pronunciation
In Arabic Taliban is pronounced like
(Strong T) TAH-Li (short i)-Baan (a as in ban)
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:10 PM
If were attacked again, I wonder if everyone here is going to be consistent and support Obama passing even more unconstitutional and draconian surveillance and detention laws.
True_King on April 7, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Bush-inspired reactions
ddrintn on April 7, 2009 at 7:10 PM
I prefer sympathy opportunities to man caused disasters.
myrenovations on April 7, 2009 at 7:11 PM
That was painful to listen to…
D2Boston on April 7, 2009 at 7:11 PM
A Statistic.
One death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic.
J.V. Stalin
Realist on April 7, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I’m going with Unscheduled Nondenominational Carbon Offsetting Disturbances
trubble on April 7, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Anti-Bush Direct Action
ddrintn on April 7, 2009 at 7:12 PM
The botox kinda wore off.
True_King on April 7, 2009 at 7:12 PM
US Humility Training
ddrintn on April 7, 2009 at 7:13 PM
AxelRove is gonna have to make more news of the day up to counter Joe Unplugged. Boy we sure dodged a bullet with our VP choice huh?
portlandon on April 7, 2009 at 7:13 PM
The President is awesome and without fault.
-Getaclue
/sarc
Jamson64 on April 7, 2009 at 7:13 PM
So, if, according to Biden, terrorists live in the middle east, because that’s “where the most radical” of them live, then Madrid, Bali, London, and others were what?
A mistake? An unfortunate occurence?
madmonkphotog on April 7, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Liquidation of Pesky Non-Believers
Seven Percent Solution on April 7, 2009 at 7:15 PM
John Kerry Nuisance Events
remember THAT ONE?
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:16 PM
“Owning”? Obama has a 61% approval rating. It’s par for most presidencies at this point. In fact, Carter had an approval rating in the area of 70% about now. Democrats hold a whopping 1% advantage on the Congressional ballot. Since when do par approval ratings constitute “owning”?
amerpundit on April 7, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Joe Biden. “You know that economic recovery we promised ? Well dont expect it this year as we will keep losing jobs.”
William Amos on April 7, 2009 at 7:17 PM
How about Code Pink Rally?
FontanaConservative on April 7, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Yes, and have you heard Shepard Smith say “Pahk-ee-stan”. It’s weird, considering he says it with the southern accent.
And somebody needs to hook up Teleprompter II for Joe.
sherry on April 7, 2009 at 7:18 PM
BTW Give Obama a grade on the economy on MSNBC
Right now Obama is getting an “F” from the American people on this poll
William Amos on April 7, 2009 at 7:18 PM
* Undocumented peace treaty footnotes
* Rightfully outraged outrageousness
* “I kill you!”
SouthernGent on April 7, 2009 at 7:19 PM
OMG, the duffus didn’t get the memo.
d1carter on April 7, 2009 at 7:19 PM
Aren’t you glad that the adults are in charge now? \sarc\
jimmy2shoes on April 7, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Obama “Know those limits Congress placed on pay ? We will just look the other way and not enforce it”
William Amos on April 7, 2009 at 7:20 PM
SouthernGent on April 7, 2009 at 7:19 PM
hehehehe
FontanaConservative on April 7, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Sheps close to correct as well!
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:20 PM
By a nice margin. MSNBC will take it down any minute.
sherry on April 7, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Antisocial Conflict Opportunity Requiring Nuance (or “ACORN” for short).
malclave on April 7, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Peace Outbreaks.
ronsfi on April 7, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Still sounds wierd!
sherry on April 7, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Brilliant!!!!
deidre on April 7, 2009 at 7:22 PM
lol i totally agree
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Olive branch from the religion of peace.
Islamic Big Brother and Sister Program.
Religious negotiations.
Big Mo’s tough love.
Hog Wild on April 7, 2009 at 7:23 PM
What idiot chose Palin as VP.
O/T , if there’s only terrorist on the afgan pakistan border , why then list hamas as a terror organisation.
the_nile on April 7, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Winner!!!!!!!!
jimmy2shoes on April 7, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Didn’t Pelosi say that we’re loosing 500 million jobs per month?
Give us a number, Plugs! Oh I forgot, Joe “J-O-B-S is a 3-letter word” Biden can’t count…
These Democrats are morons
Norwegian on April 7, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Time for Joe to get “re-educated”.
I notice in the new budget they increased the spending on duct tape, is that for Joe Biden?
right2bright on April 7, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Ding! Ding!
wccawa on April 7, 2009 at 7:26 PM
The only thing that depresses me more than the thought of the narcissist-in-chief at the plate is that this f#$%ing idiot is in the on-deck circle.*
*just getting into the baseball spirit, now that college hoops season is over
Lurking Vet on April 7, 2009 at 7:26 PM
“What, me worry?”
Weebork on April 7, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Don’t worry we will “save” jobs under Obama so pay no attention to all those lost jobs.
msmveritas on April 7, 2009 at 7:27 PM
outsourced city planning.
sesquipedalian on April 7, 2009 at 7:27 PM
If by that you mean “actions that involve aggressive surveillance of terrorist organizations” and “treating terrorists like enemy combatants not under the protection of the Geneva Convention”, then sure!
Only problem is that the people in charge now are more likely to view its own citizenry (or at least those who oppose their political agenda) in this manner. The defense will be “I won. They didn’t.”
Poor Joe. I’m not sure he realizes that he’s just a placeholder for Hillary. I’m giving him until early 2010 to step down for “personal reasons”. Maybe earlier if he makes an Amos n’ Andy joke while standing next to the TOTUS.
TheMightyMonarch on April 7, 2009 at 7:28 PM
BO better dispatch one of the TOTUSes to the VP… pronto.
stenwin77 on April 7, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Agressive nationally unencumbered misbehavers
mossberg500 on April 7, 2009 at 7:30 PM
The only man-caused disaster Joe Biden knows about is the one he sees in the mirror.
Jim Treacher on April 7, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Crises That Can’t Go To Waste
manofaiki on April 7, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Unfortunate Diversions from the Work of the American People
cadetwithchips2 on April 7, 2009 at 7:31 PM
Joe’s gonna get taken to the woodshed again.
drjohn on April 7, 2009 at 7:31 PM
overseas arrogance backlash.
the_nile on April 7, 2009 at 7:31 PM
This one gets my vote.
mikeyboss on April 7, 2009 at 7:32 PM
“7th century adventure”
exhelodrvr on April 7, 2009 at 7:32 PM
“Hey, it’s not really their fault” moment
exhelodrvr on April 7, 2009 at 7:33 PM
Oh, he’s so smart using a $60 noun in place of a run-of-the-mill one, such as – oh – RULE.
Which rhymes with tool.
tru2tx on April 7, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Foreign-inspired carbon footprint reductions.
Casualty insurance disappointments.
Smoke infestations.
Mass outbreaks of lead poisoning.
Infidel reduction days.
Harry Schell on April 7, 2009 at 7:35 PM
-Unauthorized Negativity, U.N.-
FontanaConservative on April 7, 2009 at 7:35 PM
>>>Any others?
Primal Explosives Therapy
Census Manipulation
innominatus on April 7, 2009 at 7:36 PM
No matter what you call it, I’m certain all of this has resulted from man made global warming and the over-consumption of kool-aid.
Rovin on April 7, 2009 at 7:37 PM
I wonder what happens to that 61% when some Republicans are included in the poll?
ctmom on April 7, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Where’s Osama?
Christien on April 7, 2009 at 7:37 PM
LOL
and glenn beck!
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Yeah, and what does the war on terror have to do with that 70′s puzzle cube, anyway?
mikeyboss on April 7, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Yeah, so much so that they have to sample 20% more Democrats than Republicans in those polls in order to get the results they desire.
Thanks for the laugh.
Del Dolemonte on April 7, 2009 at 7:40 PM
tru2tx,
It’s called the “rubric con”. It’s an ancient method of fooling your enemies into agreeing with you.
Undoubtedly President Obama learned about it in his studies of ancient history, probably when reading about Julius Caesar. Caesar used this methodology successfully; in fact he put his own twist on it and “crossed the rubric con.”
If you were as smart as Obama, you would know that.
exhelodrvr on April 7, 2009 at 7:41 PM
*Outsourced community organizing
*Chicccckennnnns coming hoooome to roost!
SouthernGent on April 7, 2009 at 7:42 PM
The only policy that has made us less safe was electing Obama and this dufuss.
Listen to Joe without watching the video. He sounds like a confused alzheimers patient.
izoneguy on April 7, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Here’s a Golden Oldie
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=52057
Del Dolemonte on April 7, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Warranted Acts of Grievance Reprisal
Understandable Results of American Foreign Policy
Expression of Dissatisfaction
Displeasurable Happenings in American Metropolitan Areas
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:45 PM
He started it!
No I didn’t, he did!
Liar, liar pants on fire….
clinker46 on April 7, 2009 at 7:47 PM
Thing That Will Go Unnamed.
Actions Taken By Asian Youths
blatantblue on April 7, 2009 at 7:48 PM
The City of New Orleans actually tried this once. The details are too bizarre to even go into here. They actually hired a city planner consultant from another part of the country ro re-plan for them.
Suffice to say, it didn’t work.
Del Dolemonte on April 7, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Another Biden clip I can use the next time someone argues that Palin was too dumb to be vice-president! Goody!
DarkKnight3565 on April 7, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Heh… got me!
;-o
tru2tx on April 7, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Star Trek Fans
Seven Percent Solution on April 7, 2009 at 7:55 PM
.
Any Action Requiring Actual Leadership
dont taze me bro on April 7, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Unsolicited Demolition of Organic Resources (UDOR; pronounced oo-door)
“This evening, an UDOR occurred in Detroit resulting in the loss of 51 sources of taxable income. 317 taxable sources of income will be taking advantage of our world class national healthcare system effectively absorbing exorbitant amounts of the Medicare trustfund. Citizens are urged to assist the 317 in achieving an early, state funded, termination so that the state may recover taxes from the estates. Good night, and good luck!”
Geministorm on April 7, 2009 at 7:59 PM
human-caused challenges
cpr on April 7, 2009 at 8:16 PM
Anthropogenic Relatively Significant Events.
Maquis on April 7, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Jet to Building Accidents?
carbon_footprint on April 7, 2009 at 8:21 PM
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