Video: The funniest thing Meghan McCain’s ever seen
posted at 8:30 pm on March 28, 2009 by Allahpundit
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No foolin’. She sent out the word on Twitter a little more than an hour ago that this is now officially the gold standard of comedy in the McCain household. It’s so painfully lame that I forced myself to reread her Tweets in desperate search of a hint of sarcasm. No dice. Thus do crushes die, my friends.
If you need something to wash the taste of unfunny out of your mouth, I recommend “Captain Coulier, Space Explorer” (content warning). Captain Kirk as a slacker jackass bored nearly to tears by space? What could go wrong?
Update (Ed): Er, wasn’t this the same young lady who got so offended over cracks about her weight? Quite the hypocrite.
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Sorry cons.
I posted at her blog and now she is a proud Independent.
getalife on March 28, 2009 at 9:47 PM
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hateSEVERELY dislike you…now I`m REALLLLLLLY hungry. One upside to living on L.I. is the diverse types of food available….I wonder ifMegacanMeghan likes Cuban sandwiches? Me thinky YES.NY Conservative on March 28, 2009 at 9:48 PM
For the record, at least 20 million voters listen to Rush’s AM radio show. Dems have been trying to figure out how to tap into that market and failed repeatedly.
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 9:48 PM
It’s time for the McLames to leave!! Enough with them.
jencab on March 28, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Hey Allah I know you dig the big girls, have you seen the latest cover of People? That ought to tide you over- your disappointment in the intellectual light weight.
Dr Evil on March 28, 2009 at 9:49 PM
So, you might be spending more time over there and Meghan isn’t going to claim GOP bonafides anymore?
Win, win.
myrenovations on March 28, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Translated your words for Meghan fans.
unwashed minion on March 28, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Terrible. Methinks Meghan McCain only liked it because it put her in a positive light.
I did laugh though: At the assertion Meghan McCain is sensible and lives in something remotely approximating the real world.
Also, vis-a-vis losing the under 30 vote in 5 elections:
We apparently won over some of the people who didn’t vote Republican in 1980 then, didn’t we? Considering they would no longer be “under 30″ after 3 election cycles.
Good job there, moron. The under 30 block is a joke.
BKennedy on March 28, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Holy crap that was bad. My headache is even worse now.
4shoes on March 28, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Liked it. Especially dug Allah’s cameo as a rancor. Would watch again.
Trent1289 on March 28, 2009 at 9:51 PM
That overcharge button’s a laugh riot. (at about 2:07)
I wonder if they even realize that they are parodying themselves.
hillbillyjim on March 28, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Independents don’t spew Progressive Talking Points….a lot of them follow Ron Paul around….is Meghan McCain going to tell us next she is a Paulnut?
Dr Evil on March 28, 2009 at 9:53 PM
I can’t tell if the video is satirizing Rush or satirizing deranged, unfunny leftist “satire”.
Ponz on March 28, 2009 at 9:54 PM
The poor girl doesn’t get out much does she?
Herb on March 28, 2009 at 9:55 PM
How pathetic does one have to be to actually follow Ms. Chubby McChubster on Twitter? As pathetic as a passive-aggressive,reader-hatin’, fake conservative, beta male.
Blake on March 28, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Depends on if you’re allergic.
SnarkVader on March 28, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Hey you know how you could make a REALLY BIG TENT???
Use Meghan McCain’s dress.
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!
The Wall on March 28, 2009 at 9:56 PM
As much as I appreciate Rush’s political analyses of Obama and the Democrats, Rush is running some parodies of John McCain that make Jabba the Rush pale in comparison. In fact, the “Brokeback Mountain” parody of John McCain that Rush runs is disgusting. It was bad enough during the lection campaign for Rush to be running McCain parodies. Now, Rush has been continuing to do so even though McCain has been opposing all of Obama’s bailout and budget billls.
So what if McCain’s daughter finds humor in Jabba the Rush. Why not? She could get tough and ask Rush if he ever flew a jet off a Navy carrier and into combat, conducting bombing missions braving heavy enemey air defenses? The answer is no; in fact, Rush never even wore the uniform. Also, she could ask about how much torture in the service of the United States could Rush have withstood as a P.O.W. had Rush ever wore the uniform (which he did not), flew combat bombing missions in a Navy jet and got shot down by a surface to air missile (which he did not)? Not much torture has to be the answer.
Rush needs to stop running parodies of McCain, especialy when McCain has been opposing all of Obama’s bailout and budget billls. Only then might I find anything problematic about Meeghan McCain finding humor in Jabba the Rush.
Phil Byler on March 28, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Er, ok. You must delusional because she twittered this a few days ago. You sure think highly of yourself.
terryannonline on March 28, 2009 at 9:59 PM
My apologies if there is nowhere close by to grab a good Cubano. It seems if not in Manhattan, the other good spots are in NJ. A good sandwich is worth a drive. I’ll also plug a good blog for finding these places called Roadfoods.com. I am a big fan of road trips and find this blog invaluable.
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Ok enough of the questions she could ask Rush
let me ask you one. respectfully what the fuck has the little twit done to even come close to asking those questions.
your as inane as she it.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Please stop wasting precious time on this pathetic creature. This is just another desperate attempt by this brainless valley-girl-wannabe to draw attention to her-self and possibly score an invite to one of Paris Hilton’s greatest party “evah”.
RMR on March 28, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Chubs McCain has no sense of humor. Who knew?
Lehosh on March 28, 2009 at 10:01 PM
This will come in handy. Thanks for the link.
myrenovations on March 28, 2009 at 10:01 PM
She looks like ten pounds o’ taters in a five pound bag…
RealDemocrat on March 28, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Wow, lame doesn’t begin to describe that. Kind of torqued at myself that I watched as far as Ahhnold. Couldn’t take it after that. Did it ever get funny?
/I mean other than “funny” as in “funny smell” — it had that from the beginning
AZfederalist on March 28, 2009 at 10:04 PM
John McCain ran out his war hero creds after this election. He bears responsibility for going soft on Obama and not hitting him hard on his record.
He allowed Obama to define him, and it was easily enough done, since McCain spent the early years of the Bush years ganging up on his former opponent in the Republican primaries with Congressional Democrats. He also earned plenty of enmity within the base.
Also, Rush never parodied or attacked McCain once he was the nominee.
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 10:05 PM
You know who made Olberman big??? O’Reilly… Who’s going to make lame M McCain big??? Conseratives who post her stupidity…
CCRWM on March 28, 2009 at 10:08 PM
RalphyBoy on March 28, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Sorry, I typed the incorrect address. It should be this.
http://www.roadfood.com/
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Me thinks this is another,
grand DISTRACTION,for more
Republican in-fighting!
canopfor on March 28, 2009 at 10:09 PM
GO AWAY MEGHAN. She’s like a turd that won’t flush.
seaplanes on March 28, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Meghan McCain is the future of the party don’t ya know. With her, Frum and Parker we’re sure to beat the statists by being… statists.
V15J on March 28, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Libtards don’t realize their attempts to demonize Rushbo just make him more popular and increase his listener ratings. I say they should keep it up.
ErinF on March 28, 2009 at 10:13 PM
So many nights AllahP has blogged into the moonlight
Watching it fade with the dawn
Wanting Meagan with him, warm in the moonlight
Praying to his patron saint, Christopher Hitchens, that his chance was not gone
Out of mind, out of sight,
Till the moon rose again tonight
All at once, he felt a thill
In a spill of moonlight, she was there
Though he held very still
There was something pulling in the air
When she vociferated through the dark
He tried hard to hold his ground
He believed he still had a choice
Till the sound of so much beer money in her voice
Turned his whole world around
PercyB on March 28, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Rush is right 98.6 % of the time.
Go away McCain both of ya.
Maybe his “Good Friend” Obama will appoint McCain to head the Repatriation, Subsidization, and Importation of GITMO Detainees a very worhtwhile endeavor for these two worse than worthless nitwits!
dhunter on March 28, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Meghan Mccain…the Paris Hilton of politics..only fatter.
Deanna on March 28, 2009 at 10:16 PM
You guys should stop being so mean to Meghan. She’s young and it seems like she still figuring things out. She appears to be a decent human being. Yeah she might disagree with Republicans on some issues? So what? I know Democrats always get labeled “open-minded” but I’ve always thought Republicans tend to be more open-minded because we have more ideological diversity in our party than the Dems. For example, there are plenty of pro-choicers in our party even though the party platform is pro-life. How many pro-life Dems can you name?
terryannonline on March 28, 2009 at 10:17 PM
she has to be two hilton’s physically …that is saying a lot
and mentally that is saying very little.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:19 PM
I think you mean she’s quite the hippocrite
BDavis on March 28, 2009 at 10:20 PM
How is Meghan McCain a Republican? No one seems to have the answer. Genetics does not count.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:20 PM
I have yet to see articulated the way(s) in which Megs McCain does not disagree with Republicans. If that were a little clearer, she’d probably take less flak.
As it is, when her face isn’t stuffed with cream horns she’s gabbing about how awful the Right is.
Lehosh on March 28, 2009 at 10:21 PM
Well for one thing she doesn’t like all the spending Obama and the Dem Congress is doing. That sounds very Republican to me.
terryannonline on March 28, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Perhaps she thinks she can inherit daddies Senate seat. Halp us Arizona show us your not that dumb, please Halp McCain retire and find Megan a rich date to keep her occupied so she’s not blessing us with her RINO crap.
She was trollin for dates on FOX one morning.
Allah your rich and successful for the sake of the nation take up with Megan and keep her occupied she needs a date and some 24/7 lovin do it for the sake your country Allah.
dhunter on March 28, 2009 at 10:24 PM
To quote Eminem: “Fat bitch who sat down too fast”.
Sakaki on March 28, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Wouldn’t she have to be remotely intelligent to be a hypocrite?
RightWinged on March 28, 2009 at 10:26 PM
She checked a box on a form.
Of course, during the general election, she is not limited to only voting for a Republican.
myrenovations on March 28, 2009 at 10:26 PM
She doesn’t really. Come on — four tweets in a row? She’s just protesting too much because it embarrassed her.
Kensington on March 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM
Mercy Me, Percy B.
Here we are again.
An original idea would be nice,
But with the beggar lies the sin.
Flying figures of fecundity abound
While serious gestures may not be found.
hillbillyjim on March 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM
If she is still figuring things out… then going on the national circut and making herself into the face of the young Republicans is putting the cart before the horse.
Perhaps Ms. McCain should get grounded in core beliefs before she takes a generation of youth with her on her personal journey.
katy on March 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM
See Newsweek this week. Neither does Paul Krugman.
Welcome to the GOP Mr. Krugman.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:29 PM
has she lost any weight yet???
right4life on March 28, 2009 at 10:29 PM
I agree with you. But that doesn’t mean it’s right to make chubby jokes and attack her.
terryannonline on March 28, 2009 at 10:29 PM
Damn there are some really stupid people.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:30 PM
I think Terry Ann that the collective resistance to Meghan is that she is vapid, and willing to be a useful tool for the media. She hates spending, but wants Obama to succeed. At what exactly? Spending us into hyperinflation?
Theworldisnotenough on March 28, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Guys quit being mean
/
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Buy Danish on March 28, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Suddenly I don’t feel so guilty about hanging up the bullet-riddled chimp cartoon.
Crusty on March 28, 2009 at 10:33 PM
What a dumb sheltered little ninny. Oh, and she’s fat, too.
anniekc on March 28, 2009 at 10:38 PM
She’s twenty-four years old; that’s old enough to understand useful idiocy, yet she’s embraced it whole hog.
Kensington on March 28, 2009 at 10:38 PM
I agree with you. But that doesn’t mean it’s right to make chubby jokes and attack her.
terryannonline on March 28, 2009 at 10:29 PM
That was a bit of a dodge… There’s nothing in your post about attacks over her weight. Can we try this rebuttal again?
katy on March 28, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Newsweek on Krugman (the new GOPer per Terryann)
http://www.newsweek.com/id/191393
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:40 PM
*Hog* is right…
ZJPolitical on March 28, 2009 at 10:40 PM
She may be a Republican but she is not a conservative. She seems to have no idea what conservative means. It does not mean “Old” or “Boring” or “out of touch”. It means that you care deeply about individual freedom and that you will fight every effort to take that away. It means you take the time to read something other than People magazine scanning for or photos of yourself. It means you get your news and information from sources that are not aired on Comedy Central because there is a time for satire but real life is running out of time right now.
If she ever plans on being married and raising kids she needs to cut the crap, get educated and do something good for the country instead of self-aggrandizing for free dinners out and pointless publicity.
BrideOfRove on March 28, 2009 at 10:41 PM
She doesn’t think the Bush family made the country go to war for oil, so that makes her a Republican these days.
Speedwagon82 on March 28, 2009 at 10:42 PM
Tell me does Krugman also believe that we did the right thing by going into Iraq?
terryannonline on March 28, 2009 at 10:42 PM
Follow the money. Your “may be a Republican” is really stretching it. How kind of you/sarc.
I do agree with you.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:43 PM
24 years has little to do with it. Her 72 year old father has embraced the concept for decades.
katy on March 28, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Baloney. She decided to remain in the spotlight, she needs to get used to the good and the bad. And being young is no excuse for being arrogant and egotistical. She seems to think her opinion is more important simply because of her father, not because of her own accomplishments. That’s why she’s the Paris Hilton of politics. As for her weight..again, if she doesn’t want it criticized she can lose weight or stay out of the spotlight.
Deanna on March 28, 2009 at 10:43 PM
When I was her age I had purchased a home without the help of parents,was married raising my first child and had voted for Ronald Reagan. If she hasn’t figured it out by now she needs to be mocked if she wants to pretend to be a grown up.
thomasaur on March 28, 2009 at 10:45 PM
The media loves a faux Republican who comes out and bashes the Gop .
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:45 PM
She has no excuse; he has less of an excuse.
Kensington on March 28, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Terryann…. by your logic Krugman is a Republican…right??
laughable …as usual. Well at least if not logical you are consistent.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Your not that far off. In 1950, the Rockefellers bankrolled a new liberal committee for the GOP, called Republican Advance. Their first goal was to unseat the anti-New Deal Taft.
True_King on March 28, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Fair to say that more people saw this animation on HotAir than will ever see it on Current, the Al Gore cable channel or their website.
Hammertime on March 28, 2009 at 10:48 PM
She’s older than I am and infinitely more clueless. Must be the pampered lifestyle.
BKennedy on March 28, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Ace has RedEye featuring Olbermann Watch calling out Olby and Howard Dean on whether it’s cool to call Obama a fascist (as he nationalizes healthcare, energy and education.) Way funnier.
Why don’t we get any links with Allison Rosen and Kimberly Guilfoyle?
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Sure they do. They just don’t have the guts to take on that full-fledged moonbat label.
Anyway, could it be that Ms McCain is taking delight in a fat joke? Good grief…glass houses…
ddrintn on March 28, 2009 at 10:51 PM
What is her degree again? How about her work experience?
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Tell us, PLEASE, terryann, do you also believe we did the right thing by going into Iraq?
To hell with Krugman. What do you think?
hillbillyjim on March 28, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Let me see if I have this right ….Laura Ingrahm is called out for calling Meg a plus sized model and Meg celebrates this silly cartoon with Rush as Jabba the Hut?
Where is the outrage?
Hmmmmm
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:53 PM
that…was…SAD
I am a fan of the bigger women, but as with all women, their beauty is reflected just as much with their words as their looks. Therefore, Meagan fails.
thebrokenrattle on March 28, 2009 at 10:53 PM
No he doesn’t . So I see it is all or nothing.
You are the gift that keeps on giving.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:54 PM
Art History to the first question, blogging and eating to the second.
ZJPolitical on March 28, 2009 at 10:54 PM
My lord, have you read the crap she writes? Total bimbo.
Blake on March 28, 2009 at 10:55 PM
Terryann. sorry but you are very illogical. Almost like debating a child.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:55 PM
I believe it may be possible that you rather overrate the charm of your own lyrics, my good chap. For one thing, they do seem monstrous critical for an inconsequent subject, particularly one on the Princess of Frivolity.
PercyB on March 28, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Does anyone else find it a little odd that conservative guys are allowed to be fat slobs, but skinny women like Laura Ingraham are allowed to call Meghan McCain fat without consequences? There’s no one fatter IN the GOP than Rush Limbaugh. I think that’s part of the idea behind the cartoon. I didn’t actually click it because…why, but just from the image.
DeathToMediaHacks on March 28, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Seriously? Laura DID NOT call Paris McCain fat… she was making a point about society, as she’s done numerous times before.
ZJPolitical on March 28, 2009 at 10:59 PM
What consequences do you want? Ingrahm was scolded throughout the press and on TV shows. Did Rush make fun of Megs weight? you truly are an idiot. Tiresome.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 10:59 PM
I should have added that fat Rush jokes have been around for years. HEY Einstein what were the consequences against those calling him fat.
You will have no answer. Damn you are dim.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Terryann please try again and tell me how Meg is Republican. What are her core beliefs that make it so?
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 11:02 PM
They both could lose weight but M. NcCain will never have Rush’s intellect.
Vince on March 28, 2009 at 11:02 PM
That’s McCain.
Vince on March 28, 2009 at 11:02 PM
And that, my friends, has for 20 years been the only argument the left has been able to muster against Limbaugh. Oh, that and pill-popping. Talk about intellectual bankruptcy.
ddrintn on March 28, 2009 at 11:04 PM
In an interview with someone in the lib media she mentioned inheriting her “maverickness” from her dad. And so far she has attacked conservatives ( Ann Coulter; Rush Limbaugh etc) who were most critical of her father during the election. At least during the primaries. Anyone thinking this might be a case of “Johnny Mac” revenge?
After he sic his pitbulls on Sarah Palin barely two weeks after the election, I am inclined to believe he is capable of anything.
RMR on March 28, 2009 at 11:05 PM
maybe you can tell me consequences those that have joked about Rush’s weight….lol. We sure know that DeathtoCommonSense will not.
Jamson64 on March 28, 2009 at 11:06 PM
If that’s his idea of revenge, it’s as anemic as his campaign style was, and will be just about as effective.
ddrintn on March 28, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Seriously…don’t let the topic stray to Rush. Rush Limbaugh is not fat.
The massive amounts of knowledge and wisdom he possesses have made him swell in size. We wouldn’t want him to be anything else.
ZJPolitical on March 28, 2009 at 11:07 PM
The Prophetic Percy Pronounces Poo-Poo on Part-time Poseur.
Film at Eleven.
hillbillyjim on March 28, 2009 at 11:09 PM
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