Video: The funniest thing Meghan McCain’s ever seen
posted at 8:30 pm on March 28, 2009 by Allahpundit
No foolin’. She sent out the word on Twitter a little more than an hour ago that this is now officially the gold standard of comedy in the McCain household. It’s so painfully lame that I forced myself to reread her Tweets in desperate search of a hint of sarcasm. No dice. Thus do crushes die, my friends.
If you need something to wash the taste of unfunny out of your mouth, I recommend “Captain Coulier, Space Explorer” (content warning). Captain Kirk as a slacker jackass bored nearly to tears by space? What could go wrong?
Update (Ed): Er, wasn’t this the same young lady who got so offended over cracks about her weight? Quite the hypocrite.
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Painful.
Another one bites the dust for poor AP….
katy on March 28, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Hmmm….nothing about Obama as “Darth Vader”?
Kokonut on March 28, 2009 at 8:39 PM
there is nothing “new” about any ideas. there are just liberal ideas that are new to republicans.
why doesn’t the GOP just adopt the DNC’s platform and then it’ll just be the biggest tent of them all.
bingsha on March 28, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Friendly advice: raise your standards :)
Spirit of 1776 on March 28, 2009 at 8:41 PM
Someone needs to come up with a cartoon featuring her so we can all have a good laugh.
jeanie on March 28, 2009 at 8:41 PM
God that suckededededed!
TheSitRep on March 28, 2009 at 8:41 PM
We’re there.
katy on March 28, 2009 at 8:41 PM
Ten seconds of this trash is enough. Way to elevate the discourse AP. You have sunk to new lows with this post.
conservative pilgrim on March 28, 2009 at 8:42 PM
The McCain camp really wants the socialists to win.
JohnJ on March 28, 2009 at 8:44 PM
At least she is not on tape doing coke talking about her dad : )
Bristol is looking better all the Time.
Firebird on March 28, 2009 at 8:44 PM
Allah -
I know you have this thing for Meghan because she’s built for comfort, not for speed; she’s rich; and there’s always free beer, compliments of Cindy. But, if you ever listened to that girl, she’s bot too bright.
Fortunately, Meghan is eating most of the time which considerably reduces the amount of dumb things she says.
bw222 on March 28, 2009 at 8:44 PM
Ann Coulter as Salacious B. Crumb is about right.
lolwut on March 28, 2009 at 8:44 PM
Ah, the new, big tent funny.
unwashed minion on March 28, 2009 at 8:45 PM
I… thought it was pretty funny, akshully. Is that bad? Not that I agree with it or anything, but I still thought it was kind of entertaining. Maybe it’s because I’m somewhat large-bodied and female too. I dunno.
Christina D on March 28, 2009 at 8:45 PM
No, we need to forget her. The only value she provides is the constant reminder of how horrible she and her father can be.
Upstater85 on March 28, 2009 at 8:46 PM
Be interesting to hear what Coulter thinks about this (upstaged by Laura??? :)
FloridaBill on March 28, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Wait, did you seriously have a crush on her, a la KP, or were you just joking about that to stir us up even more? Because, if you seriously did, dude.
AdrianG on March 28, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Jabba the Rush?
This looks like a job for Captain Euro!
BKennedy on March 28, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Who, exactly, is this vapid twit, and why is she “someone”?
OMG, like, really, she’s bootylicious and all (just ask her), but… um…
Wow. Her claim to fame is sort of reminiscent of Paris Hilton, but without the sex tape. She’s got a famous dad, and for that she’s suddenly ‘of consequence’ in some way?
Man, this is a stupid country.
Midas on March 28, 2009 at 8:47 PM
AP, must you?
Saltysam on March 28, 2009 at 8:48 PM
pretty lame but not the worst pop culture invective ever hurled at the GOP.
Mike D. on March 28, 2009 at 8:48 PM
I agree with conservative pilgrim. Why in the hell did you post this instead of something of relevance? Slow day? End of the month and not making your quota of offensive crap? No Christians to bash???
P.S. Megan McCain isn’t a fatty. She’s a vapid liberal like her dad. She isn’t even cute.
highhopes on March 28, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Lame. Taking the best part of Return of the Jedi and inserting ‘Lil McCain. Not good.
And Princess Leia was not a willing part of Jabba’s court, come on.
myrenovations on March 28, 2009 at 8:49 PM
Pick your favorite, via About.com:
1. Washington Irving – Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.
2. Otomo No Yakamochi – Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.
3. Anonymous – Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
4. Jean Anouilh – There is love of course. And then there’s life, its enemy.
5. Alfred Lord Tennyson – ‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
6. Kahlil Gibran – Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
7. Margaret Mitchell – I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken — and I’d rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.
8. G. K. Chesterton – The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
9. Samuel Butler – It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
10. Socrates – The hottest love has the coldest end.
………. this drinking game is great!
Seven Percent Solution on March 28, 2009 at 8:51 PM
Of course, had the taken the skit farther and had the GOP praying to Reagan frozen in carbonite… that would have worked.
myrenovations on March 28, 2009 at 8:52 PM
I thought that she thought that making fun of people’s weight wasn’t funny.
29Victor on March 28, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Luckily archconservative pundit Allahpundit would never propagate a videomeme like this one. The one linked above.
Stephen M on March 28, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Painful.
JeffreyLloyd on March 28, 2009 at 8:57 PM
meh, if La Maverica thinks thats
funny“Officially the funniest thing” so be it, very telling tho.NY Conservative on March 28, 2009 at 8:57 PM
Her father must be so proud.
suzyk on March 28, 2009 at 8:57 PM
Proof that her standards are in the liberal catagory.
I can do it, but I’ll crucify you, if you do it.
katy on March 28, 2009 at 8:57 PM
Oh god, that was painful.
joe_doufu on March 28, 2009 at 8:58 PM
She just doesn’t get it. Libtards and the press ONLY like conservatives when they are trashing other conservatives. If she was actually a conservative, or actually stood up for something rather then just trying to be hip, no one would pay her any attention. She thinks the left is VALIDATING her. She doesn’t see it as using. She hasn’t read Alinsky. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Oh, now I get the “whore” references…attention whore. Y’all should write that, not just plain “whore” as that can be misinterpreted and is sexist and derogatory. It’s rude to call a woman a whore, but “attention whore” applies equally to either men or women, and people know exactly what you mean.
JustTruth101 on March 28, 2009 at 8:58 PM
Allah, is it possible she think it’s the funniest thing she’s ever seen because she’s in it, valley girl accent and all? She doesn’t say anything on Twitter about it being funny because of Rush/Laura/Coulter.
SnarkVader on March 28, 2009 at 8:58 PM
Meghan McCain is being used by the left & she doesn’t even realize it.
redridinghood on March 28, 2009 at 8:59 PM
Read the ratings and weep, mo-fos.
Is that all they got?
Hawkins1701 on March 28, 2009 at 8:59 PM
I am kinda diggin cartoon Laura Ingram in a bikini. She is right up there with the Esurance girl.
Mr. Joe on March 28, 2009 at 9:00 PM
Wow how horribly lame. Beyond that proof positive that Megan McCain should not be associated with the Republican party: she’s getting high praise from Al Gore’s Current tv.
chicagojedi on March 28, 2009 at 9:01 PM
I’ll quote my youngest: “Lame-oh”
sheesh on March 28, 2009 at 9:02 PM
So, AP is the monster that saved her? I don’t get it.
SouthernGent on March 28, 2009 at 9:03 PM
How you managed to turn even this into an AP-bashing topic is beyond me. You eternal bashers have talent.
OneGyT on March 28, 2009 at 9:07 PM
I say lay off Meghan and look a little deeper into Ashley Biden and her alleged cocaine snorting film.
FireBlogger on March 28, 2009 at 9:08 PM
Leave him alone for a bit. He needs some alone time…
We’re here for ya AP.
katy on March 28, 2009 at 9:08 PM
The promo video for ignorant slut Meghan McCain was actually better than “Captain Coulier, Space Explorer”. The set for Captain Coulier looks like a hair salon at the mall, and the dialog is boring.
Ahnowld saying the Kalifornia is the “real world” was funny, though.
Right_of_Attila on March 28, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Isn’t she the one who complained about the tone of Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham?
A milquetoast conservative is bad enough. A milquetoast hypocrite who found that video funny has no place in polite society. Back to the children’s table with her.
JohnTant on March 28, 2009 at 9:09 PM
So they draw her as fat and she sounds like a dumb valley girl- yet she’s flattered and it’s the funniest thing ever? Liberals probably really dislike her and so do conservatives…I’d hate to be disliked by everyone.
TheBlueSite on March 28, 2009 at 9:09 PM
AP brings it upon himself with lame, personality-driven posts.
And thanks for noticing. :-)
Right_of_Attila on March 28, 2009 at 9:11 PM
The voice for Rush sounded like the alien cockroach guy on Men In Black….
Coincidence?
katy on March 28, 2009 at 9:11 PM
Hilarious.
Meg has a great sense of humor.
getalife on March 28, 2009 at 9:12 PM
Allah is following her on Twitter? Now that’s sad.
lorien1973 on March 28, 2009 at 9:12 PM
This is true? Or is this urban legend like the Chelsea Clinton punk song from the early 90′s?
myrenovations on March 28, 2009 at 9:12 PM
AP is just trying to bring him and Rush even closer with this post.
Valiant on March 28, 2009 at 9:12 PM
Sadder than me not even knowing what Twitter is?
SouthernGent on March 28, 2009 at 9:13 PM
LOLOLOL!
katy on March 28, 2009 at 9:14 PM
Sorry but Rush and Laura have been acting like idiots lately. Where is the humbleness of Ronald Reagan?
Speedwagon82 on March 28, 2009 at 9:16 PM
The best part of all,
was,the
EIB logo,on Rush’s Southern Command,
on the castle in said video!
—————————
And,ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy,do they ever
hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeee,
Anne Coulter!!
canopfor on March 28, 2009 at 9:17 PM
This seems appropriate: “Sy Snootles”
Lourdes on March 28, 2009 at 9:17 PM
Ditto
Knucklehead on March 28, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Lame attempt at humor.
DeathB4Tyranny on March 28, 2009 at 9:18 PM
They’ve become a family act, kind of like The Aristocrats.
If Meghan McCain thinks the GOP needs a bigger tent, she should donate her underwear.
Her claim to fame is apparently that no one will have sex with her. That was the entirety of her blog’s content before she struck upon the idea of trashing the Republican party and claiming to be a card-carrying member herself. I’m glad there’s no sex tape.
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 9:19 PM
So another McCain attacks some conservatives. Is that really news?
DannoJyd on March 28, 2009 at 9:20 PM
That’s because it would be “Darth Rove”!
Count to 10 on March 28, 2009 at 9:21 PM
The news is out about Joe Biden’s daughter using cocaine (among other things) and what does Meghan McCain do? She makes fun of Republicans.
We can all try to accommodate the big tenters as much as possible but after a point, they start to stink.
This is one of those points that they’re stinking.
Lourdes on March 28, 2009 at 9:22 PM
She’s hardly one to be laughing at fat jokes about Rush Limbaugh. Pot? Kettle?
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Some of the more obvious signs of AP’s beta-maleness are best left unmentioned.
At least Captain Ed will post intelligent analysis of relevant topics in the morning and during the day. AP is too often the HotAir court jester on duty when Ed is sleeping.
Right_of_Attila on March 28, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Dear Ms. McCain (and Mr.),
When you’re a conservative and liberals love you, you’re not really a conservative.
Sincerely,
A Conservative
p0s3r on March 28, 2009 at 9:23 PM
I don’t get to listen to Laura anymore, but Rush has been spot on since January.
But it is talk radio. We can leave the humble to statesmen and public servants.
myrenovations on March 28, 2009 at 9:23 PM
And that video was terrrrribbble.
p0s3r on March 28, 2009 at 9:24 PM
It’s really is, except Rush is more average, where Meghan McCain is hideously obese.
ZJPolitical on March 28, 2009 at 9:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4
RealDemocrat on March 28, 2009 at 9:26 PM
How about something on Janet Napolitano? Is she still unmarried? Does Meghan McCain know Janet?
RealDemocrat on March 28, 2009 at 9:27 PM
AP – Why do you continue to give this ridiculous nobody wench a platform?
echosyst on March 28, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Get on your hands and knees, Allah, and beg KP to take you back. Though if I were her, I’d punish you (and I don’t mean in a good way).
Jim-Rose on March 28, 2009 at 9:30 PM
Oh, good lord.
CP on March 28, 2009 at 9:30 PM
I was just googling “best cuban sandwich in new york” and reminded of the LES contender Clinton Restaurant on Houston Street which received a letter to cease and desist from President Bill Clinton, because they had a picture of Chelsea in the window. Their Cubano is one of the city’s best — it’s $5 on authentic Cuban bread with delicious roast pork and ham, melted Swiss cheese, plenty of mayo and local sliced pickles, wrapped in aluminum foil so the pork steams with the other ingredients beautifully and the sandwich gets nice and HOT. Mmmmm…
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 9:30 PM
Oh, we all know what kind of woman Meghan McCain is. Now we just know how low her price is.
BKennedy on March 28, 2009 at 9:32 PM
She’s laughing at herself in the video, not the other three. Degree in rocket science isn’t required.
SnarkVader on March 28, 2009 at 9:32 PM
I’LL DO IT.
Allahpundit on March 28, 2009 at 9:32 PM
He is pretty fat though.
True_King on March 28, 2009 at 9:33 PM
Fat is fat. You could have easily put Meghain McCain’s face over Rush’s, and the joke would only be funnier. They need to take that girl off the feed.
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 9:33 PM
No Hannity as Bib Fortuna? Amateurs.
Speedwagon82 on March 28, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Normal for me, fatty for thee.
Speakup on March 28, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Meghan McCain is a pig in a cheap suit.
(A little Dorothy Zbornak for you Allah)
Marcus on March 28, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Degree in Scientology required to believe Meghain McCain could laugh at herself. There’s a reason she’s made a career of scapegoating.
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 9:36 PM
How can an otherwise intelligent woman think this was funny?
Allahpundit on March 28, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Yeah that sucks, but to be fair, so did the “Supernews: Obama Hits the AIG Spot”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHCG5DXRC8o&feature=player_embedded
toliver on March 28, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Meghan is getting what she wants out of this, and like the rest of the McCain clan, that is all that really matters to her.
drunyan8315 on March 28, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Allah, do you ever laugh at yourself?
SnarkVader on March 28, 2009 at 9:38 PM
I honestly think the “Half Hour News Hour” was actually funnier.
eaglescout1998 on March 28, 2009 at 9:38 PM
I’m just glad Ed updated the post so I can drink after watching that.
abinitioadinfinitum on March 28, 2009 at 9:39 PM
It’s not funny and she’s not intelligent.
Knucklehead on March 28, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Eh, she was always a “butterass” (as in, if she were on Match.com, she’d NEVER show a full body pic cuz she has a cute face, but her ass is just too big), so it’s actually no big loss, AP. She also clearly has an IQ near room temp.
venividivici on March 28, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Now that was funny. You should put that on a t-shirt and sell them.
DeathB4Tyranny on March 28, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Whats worse? Gluten for pizza or gluten for punishment?
Speakup on March 28, 2009 at 9:43 PM
I saw that tweet. Sigh. She may be agreat kid and loving daughter but the adoration of the far left is going straight to her head. She’s welcome to do anything she wants and have any opinion she pleases but – if she’s the fresh new face of the Republican party then I’m out. I just don’t want to be associated with this crap. I’ve been a Republican since I was 18 but this nonsense is the final nail in the coffin for me.
I can’t take any more. We need to start over – from scratch.
The world is on fire and the daughter of the man who could have been our president is hell bent on humiliating the entire Republican party. This is some kind of test or message from God or something.
BrideOfRove on March 28, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Lay off Meghan…she did the Kessel Kreme run in less than 12 parsecs.
Christien on March 28, 2009 at 9:45 PM
That was my first thought before I even clicked on the link. I’m surprised AllahPundit missed this obvious opening to bash her on her hypocrisy.
Michael in MI on March 28, 2009 at 9:45 PM
Boy I’m glad no lipstick on a _ _ _ wasn’t
mentioned!ahem.
canopfor on March 28, 2009 at 9:46 PM
So, is Super News where Robert Smigel rejects go to hone their comedic skills? I will give the animators credit that they draw camel toe very well.
chunderroad on March 28, 2009 at 9:46 PM
She said the Daily Show is more informative regarding the economy than CNN. Intelligent? Where the hell did you get intelligent from? She’s dumber than drywall.
Darth Executor on March 28, 2009 at 9:47 PM
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