Video: The funniest thing Meghan McCain’s ever seen

posted at 8:30 pm on March 28, 2009 by Allahpundit

No foolin’. She sent out the word on Twitter a little more than an hour ago that this is now officially the gold standard of comedy in the McCain household. It’s so painfully lame that I forced myself to reread her Tweets in desperate search of a hint of sarcasm. No dice. Thus do crushes die, my friends.

If you need something to wash the taste of unfunny out of your mouth, I recommend “Captain Coulier, Space Explorer” (content warning). Captain Kirk as a slacker jackass bored nearly to tears by space? What could go wrong?

Update (Ed): Er, wasn’t this the same young lady who got so offended over cracks about her weight? Quite the hypocrite.

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After watching the whole thing.. I didn’t think it was too bad.

Still amazed at the essays getting written over someone that noone cares about in the comments, though

Reaps on March 29, 2009 at 11:45 AM

Olymic:

Who watches the View? I have never once watched that silly show. Most people do not watch that silly show. Most people do not even know what this whole thing is about and do not care.

Terrye on March 29, 2009 at 11:48 AM

By the way Allah, Gonna run anything on the Ashley Biden cocaine tape? If it were one of the Palin kids, you would have posted it last night.

bw222 on March 29, 2009 at 9:49 AM

If I wonder aloud if Obama ever really got over the crack thing will DailyKOS’ collective heads explode?

BKennedy on March 29, 2009 at 11:51 AM

Terrye on March 29, 2009 at 10:59 AM

How is McCain more conservative than his daughter? That is my point. None of them are real Conservatives. You can say you’re Conservative, but the actions and beliefs are what make you that. McCain is so convoluted that it is difficult to pin point what he believes. His votes tell another story. Is voting for G.I.V.E. a conservative action? NOT.

BetseyRoss on March 29, 2009 at 12:04 PM

C’mon Allah, Rush looks good….

AprilOrit on March 29, 2009 at 12:40 PM

Honestly, she’s not nearly big enough that her weight should ever have become a running national joke.

hicsuget on March 29, 2009 at 11:23 AM

I doubt very much that running had anything to do with it.

James on March 29, 2009 at 12:51 PM

Has Rush ever given her the time of day on his radio show? I miss some of it.

Chubbs65 on March 29, 2009 at 2:02 PM

To chunderroad re your post on March 28, 2009 at 10:05 PM: Wrong. Rush did run paraodies of McCain all the time during the primary campaign and the general election, and that was not helpful to the GOP. I did listen to Rush, and I still do because he provides insightful analysis of Obama and the Democrats. But Rush has had this thing about McCain that has caused Rush continously to run what I think are unfair parodies of McCain (in contrast to, e.g., the “Justice Brothers” Sharpton and Jackson).

To Chubbs65 re your post on March 29, 2009 at 2:02 PM: No, Rush has not given Meeghan the time of day, but Rush has and does run parodies of John McCain, one of which I think is disgusting. So, Meeghan has a loyalty to her father. Big deal.

Phil Byler on March 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM

Phil Byler on March 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM

You sure have a loyalty to the McCain family. I supported the old man when was the party nominee since the alternative was Obama. I have no use for him now. In fact, I blame him for the Obama presidency, and I don’t like his fat daughter siding with the Democrats like old Maverick did after losing the nomination to Bush in 2000. It must be something floating in the gene pool.

chunderroad on March 29, 2009 at 2:50 PM

There were more than 57 million people voting for Juan, were all they all McShamnesty moderates. Oh the horror.

Terrye on March 29, 2009 at 10:51 AM

Riiiiight……57 million voted for him because he was the embodiment of conservatism. The clown was the lesser of two evils. And he wasn’t that much better than ObMcCarthy.

I don’t need to start a new party. We simply have to educate people like you or kick you out and replace you with a real conservative.

csdeven on March 29, 2009 at 3:25 PM

BetseyRoss on March 29, 2009 at 12:04 PM

Terrye is sounding more like a RINO as the time goes on. I say Terrye is an ignorant airhead RINO. I’d bet dollars to donuts that Terrye is actually McShamnesty’s piggo cottage cheese ass RINO daughter who has wandered in here trying to save her image.

McShamnesty’s daughter is so fat…….

people run around her for exercise.

csdeven on March 29, 2009 at 3:28 PM

McShamnesty’s daughter is so fat…….

people run around her for exercise.

csdeven on March 29, 2009 at 3:28 PM

Word. She’s so fat, every time she turns around it’s her birthday.

ZJPolitical on March 29, 2009 at 3:38 PM

Why does anyone find any relevance in anything Meagan McCain has to say? Ignore her, she is a nothing.

Mr A on March 29, 2009 at 4:24 PM

McShanesty’s daughter is so fat…..

her waist size is the equator.

csdeven on March 29, 2009 at 7:12 PM

McShanesty’s daughter is so fat…..

her waist size is the equator.

csdeven on March 29, 2009 at 7:12 PM

She’s so fat her blood type is rocky road.

ZJPolitical on March 29, 2009 at 8:10 PM

she has to iron her pants in the driveway.

csdeven on March 29, 2009 at 8:42 PM

She’s so fat even her shadow has stretch marks.

ZJPolitical on March 29, 2009 at 9:58 PM

wow, does mccain have any control over his moron daughter?

anna on March 29, 2009 at 11:18 PM

wow, does mccain have any control over his moron daughter?

anna on March 29, 2009 at 11:18 PM

Over what she says? For his sake, let’s hope not.

Over what she eats? Definitely not.

ZJPolitical on March 29, 2009 at 11:38 PM

The creators are nothing more than hypocrites pretending to be “open minded” and rational like their rancor beast.

The rancor beast was soft spoken and in control of his tone but let us not forget that they put the heads of Coulter and Limbaugh on the bodies of disgusting monsters.

Yeah, we see how “classy” these “open-minded” thinkers are.

shick on March 30, 2009 at 8:14 AM

Video: The funniest thing Meghan McCain’s ever seen

One of the funnier things I’ve seen.

sethstorm on March 30, 2009 at 8:50 AM

Interesting exposes the vile nature of the left to portray people that do not agree with their ideals as alien; when it is their ideals that are alien to the society they share.

Of course all of the data presented must be taken in their full context because the left expect you not to really listen to words, they think the pictures/animation are the real words.

MSGTAS on March 30, 2009 at 9:56 AM

Don’t blame me I voted for Palin!

Poor Megan inherited her father’s lack of taste as it relates to what is funny.
As I recall, it was the RNC twits and “moderate” cross voters who gave us conservatives no count candidates Dole, then McCain; the later was more like using mdf as a flavor substitute.
Still, at least conservative talk show hosts treat their counterparts better than Obama treated his “typical white” grandmother.

kregg on March 30, 2009 at 11:03 AM

I liked it. I’m tired of McCain haters, both of father and daughter. Go away. You’re toxic and nobody listens to you anyway.

Baphomet on March 30, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Baphomet on March 30, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Meghan McCain is who’s toxic.

hawkdriver on March 30, 2009 at 1:21 PM

Why is anyone paying attention to Meghan McCain?

Rogue Traveler on March 30, 2009 at 1:23 PM

anna on March 29, 2009 at 11:18 PM

It appears him and Palin could commiserate over their respective daughters….and McCain’s in much less of a position to do anything about Meghan’s behavior.

Dark-Star on March 30, 2009 at 2:26 PM

Baphomet on March 30, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Brush your teeth. You have huge chunks of shit stuck between them.

csdeven on March 30, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Um, can’t she just get a job? She speaks for exactly ZERO people. Loser.

marklmail on March 30, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Weak.

roux on March 30, 2009 at 3:28 PM

I liked it. I’m tired of McCain haters, both of father and daughter. Go away. You’re toxic and nobody listens to you anyway.

Baphomet on March 30, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Lindsey, is that you?

csdeven, keep those fat jokes coming…..

HornetSting on March 30, 2009 at 3:46 PM

Most celebrities’ kids keep their mouths shut which should insulate them from public criticism. But when you put yourself in the public arena and hurl barbs at well-known figures you should expect retribution. No exception for a loquacious, rotund jackanapes who wears circus tents for dresses.

MaiDee on March 30, 2009 at 3:51 PM

Quite the hypocrite.

And that’s a surprise, because…?

oldleprechaun on March 30, 2009 at 4:39 PM

Hey- can we unleash a round of fat jokes on Ms. McCain and see how funny she finds that?

I mean, it’s all in good fun, Meghan…

hawksruleva on March 30, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Um, can’t she just get a job? She speaks for exactly ZERO people. Loser.

marklmail on March 30, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Now HOLD on a minute! A JOB? What the heck would she be qualified for? Doughnut taster?

hawksruleva on March 30, 2009 at 4:55 PM

Meghan McCain is so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.

ZJPolitical on March 30, 2009 at 6:06 PM

Meghan is a shallow young girl who only just decided to be a Republican because he father was our nominee.

That she thinks this is funny only confirms just how shallow she is, intellectually and emotionally and makes me feel like a jerk for saying her weight shouldn’t be an issue here when by all appearances she does think someone’s weight is a fair issue for ridicule when the target is someone other than herself.

Esthier on March 30, 2009 at 9:05 PM

I’m so glad to see this topic at the bottom… maybe this will finally be the last we have to hear about the daughter of a man who’s biggest claim to fame was losing the election to the least qualified man to ever hold the office.

Please don’t extend her 15 minutes of fame any longer NO MATTER WHAT THIS ATTENTION WHORE SAYS.

CC

CapedConservative on March 30, 2009 at 9:18 PM

….when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

csdeven on March 30, 2009 at 9:54 PM

To get her through a door, they have to grease the frame and hold a cookie on the other side.

ZJPolitical on March 30, 2009 at 10:45 PM

She’s so fat they added a third Tropic for her…
Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of Capricorn, Tropic of McCain.

She’s so fat she just eliminated Arizona as a viable solar power producer.

Remember that asteroid that was going to barely miss the Earth in thirteen years? You know that was assuming Meghan doesn’t get pregnant, don’t you?

drunyan8315 on March 30, 2009 at 11:20 PM

She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Her favorite food is seconds.

ZJPolitical on March 30, 2009 at 11:35 PM

…..she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! “

csdeven on March 31, 2009 at 1:34 AM

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