Video: Canadian wise-ass hates Mexicans, Canadians, Pakistanians
posted at 9:05 pm on March 19, 2009 by Allahpundit
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This is what we wingnuts get for spending so much time obsessing about Mexico. We kick up a fuss about the Border Patrol sending reinforcements down south — and before you know it, Crowder’s snuck across the northern border.
Now we’ll never be rid of him.
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ah… that’s a pick me up
angelwing34215 on March 19, 2009 at 9:10 PM
All in favor of calling him “Canadian cute-ass” instead of “Canadian wise-ass” say “Aye.”. AYE!
It's Vintage, Duh on March 19, 2009 at 9:11 PM
He’s gonna be a major star soon.
ScottMcC on March 19, 2009 at 9:13 PM
I’d say he’s better than Zo, but then I’d be called a racist, so I won’t.
jgapinoy on March 19, 2009 at 9:14 PM
LOL “screw you Anne Murray!”
carbon_footprint on March 19, 2009 at 9:15 PM
I like Crowder, but before I go further than 20 seconds… Dude, you need to work on your southern accent, seriously. I recognize it’s not as familiar to you as it is to us, but that’s weak, man.
RightWinged on March 19, 2009 at 9:15 PM
Oh, by the way, is Crowder in brown face there?
Racist!
carbon_footprint on March 19, 2009 at 9:18 PM
Funny, funny guy. But… baseball caps without logos are creepy.
rihar on March 19, 2009 at 9:19 PM
I forgive Canadians for being clueless sometimes for the same reason I forgive five year olds for being clueless. Really, they can’t help it.
justfinethanks on March 19, 2009 at 9:20 PM
I guarantee that if Crowder sold a green cotton t-shirt with a white outlined drawing of his redneck character with a cigarette hanging out of the corner of his mouth and “SCREW YOU ANNE MURRAY” in block letters beneath it, it would be his #1 most popular item.
Dumbass kids will buy a Che shirt. Smart kids will get a Crowder t-shirt.
ScottMcC on March 19, 2009 at 9:20 PM
He forgot Californians…
Free Constitution on March 19, 2009 at 9:20 PM
I’d probably buy one too.
carbon_footprint on March 19, 2009 at 9:21 PM
He was very good looking. Don’t see him as a wise Ass-either. I agree with him on what he said. Looks like The Man Child is holding off on work related Raids on illegals until further notice. They best not give them Amnesty. If they do then all hell will break lose. I came across a web site that was very hateful. Don’t know who they were but read the comments. Pretty scary. Should be English only. And no Amnesty! They have sucked enough from our Country and from us the tax payers.
sheebe on March 19, 2009 at 9:26 PM
HA HA!
Funny stuff. Steven is hilarious.
I was born here, but my parents are Cuban-born. They assimilated here, respect the laws (they came here through a raffle in Cuba and waited a year to come to this country), learned English, and love America as they became citizens of this country.
Some latinos refuse to assimilate because there is no incentive for them to do so. Politicians give them Spanish language driving tests and American citizenship tests.
Yes we still practice some of the Cuban culture, but we love American culture as well.
jencab on March 19, 2009 at 9:27 PM
So we made people ‘apply’ at Ellis Island?
Multiculturalism has never worked?
‘illegal’ immigrants at a fast food chain and you are mocking the guy with a job rather than the company that gave it to him?
Why are you giving your money to that business?
Maybe we are called racist because we pretend we aren’t asking Latino immigrants to jump through hoops our european ancestors never faced when fleeing economic hardships of their own.
Except for Cubans of course, who need only touch our soil.
Sure southern border towns feel this issue more than others but instead of using the federal government to wage war on economic refugees who are forced to live protected within the Hispanic community, maybe we should be using some of the money to improve conditions in the countries these people are fleeing from.
After all it’s what we did in Europe.
barkolounger on March 19, 2009 at 9:27 PM
Is it just me, or has YouTube been running like absolute DRECK for anyone else? For some reason the downloads are taking FOREVER for me.
wearyman on March 19, 2009 at 9:30 PM
I wonder if he has a kid sister that I can introduce my teenage son to.
Crowder is so cute.
(I say that as someone almost old enough to be his mother)
annoyinglittletwerp on March 19, 2009 at 9:32 PM
I don’t hate all Canadians, just Micheal J. Fox.
When that dumb bastard went before congress to complain about our medical system, but he is from a country that has commie medical.
I say go home and take off ya hose head, eh.
TheSitRep on March 19, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Can’t wait for the next one!
Scotsman on March 19, 2009 at 9:33 PM
McCOTTER / CROWDER ‘12
Good Lt on March 19, 2009 at 9:34 PM
Obama insulted the disabled on Leno. Classy.
amerpundit on March 19, 2009 at 9:36 PM
sigh… maybe because the people who came to Ellis Island were following the Laws of the Time? Which have now changed?
Maybe because we no longer have large open tracts of land to give out? We don’t have a country to fill?
But please, continue to call for people to be rewarded for breaking the law… its SOOOO good for a civilized society…. sets such a good messege to our children…
Romeo13 on March 19, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Unbelievable and proof he was without his teleprompter. I hope you sent this to HA tips.
carbon_footprint on March 19, 2009 at 9:41 PM
The problem with this barkolounger, is that FIRST Europe was basically reduced to ashes, her population reduced by more than half by the murderous impulses of the National Socialists and the war they started.
So, unless you REALLY want to see Mexico further reduced into rubble and millions dead, perhaps we should rethink your nation building strategy.
Particularly since we have ALREADY pumped BILLIONS into Mexico both officially through gifts to the Mexican govt and unofficially, through money sent back by illegals. Yet their country is on the verge of tearing itself apart. So let’s throw MORE money at the problem? Huh? Since when will paper money put out the fires of a society in flames?
Intergovernmental welfare is as much a failure as regular welfare. I’d rather not continue down that road, thank you.
wearyman on March 19, 2009 at 9:46 PM
It’s in the headlines section now. We just need Drudge to pick it up.
amerpundit on March 19, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Not for nothing but why do you come H.A. Is it to make everybody as miserable as you are?
Greed on March 19, 2009 at 9:48 PM
I had a lot of Filipino friends in California (I escaped from there 2 years ago), they are also staunch supporters of legal immigration. It’s tough to come over here with nothing and then see all the tax-paid freebees that the illegals get.
It takes an average of 6-8 years for a visa approval. If your paperwork gets lost you have to start over (this happened to a friend).
mad scientist on March 19, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Yes, and many were turned away…
canditaylor68 on March 19, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Straw man.
I wasn’t justifying comming her illegally or advocating rewarding anybody.
I was merely explaining why some people think the republican immigration olicy is racist.
That republicans are anti immigration not just illegal.
What ever happened to “Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free…”
Now we’re full up, sorry.!
barkolounger on March 19, 2009 at 9:51 PM
“Screw you, Anne Murray!”
LOL!
I booed Anne Murray after she sang the national anthem (Oh, Canada) at the first Toronto Blue Jays game at the Skydome(Now the Rogers Centre).
I just thought it was lame to have…ANNE MURRAY?!?!?!?!? singing the anthem. For God’s sake. This was 1989. Surely they could have found somebody less lame. Like Platinum Blonde or The Spoons. :D
MT
Watching from the GWN.©
Mistahtibbs on March 19, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Where in the hell did this “barkolounger” guy come from? Sometimes I actually say something intelligent around here, and then this troll comes along and gets more attention than I do. It’s like a reward for pissing everybody off.
This is the kind of stuff I worry about when I drink late in the evening. I’m thinking of cutting back…
manwithblackhat on March 19, 2009 at 10:17 PM
That is just funny stuff……….
Seven Percent Solution on March 19, 2009 at 10:21 PM
Hey, when’s he going to be on Leno?
av8tr on March 19, 2009 at 10:25 PM
He just plain rocks. This guy is funnier than AllahPundit!
jediwebdude on March 19, 2009 at 10:46 PM
He’s a Hoseranian!
epluribusunum on March 19, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Too funny, it must be racist.
federale86 on March 19, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Irregardless of nationality we expect you to learn the language.
Allah, how come this isn’t the subtitle?
radiofreevillage on March 19, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Just a reminder – the guy isn’t Canadian. He lived in Canada for a period of time but was a US citizen and still is.
keyboarddude on March 19, 2009 at 11:28 PM
Very important and timely correction, particularly when trying to convince others that you have no problem with immigration, “just the illegal one”.
radiofreevillage on March 19, 2009 at 11:34 PM
He’s kind of a hottie…
DeathToMediaHacks on March 19, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Aye!
JannyMae on March 19, 2009 at 11:37 PM
AP, just come out already.
JeffB. on March 19, 2009 at 11:37 PM
There is a myth perpetuated today that somehow immigrants who came to this country a century ago somehow had an easy ride – that they just showed up and magically were given a job, land and instant citizenship.
It didn’t happen that way.
My family came over in 1903. They waited for over two years for permission and for the paperwork to be processed to allow their entry. They had to be medically screened, they had to prove that they had work waiting for them and had to have a sponsor.
My great grandfather had to immigrate to Argentina, work there for several years, become an Argentine citizen and then apply for immigration to the US because he had served in the Italian army.
I’m tired of hearing the crap about how “hard” it is for immigrants who want to follow the rules.
Tough.
If they want a better live, they should be willing to abide by the rules of their new country.
Try immigrating to Japan or France or Germany and see if the rules are more pleasent.
keyboarddude on March 19, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Except for the fact that, if you bothered to actually LISTEN to him, he talks about his MOTHER being a genuine “immigrant” from Quebec….
JannyMae on March 19, 2009 at 11:39 PM
Was he born here? I’m thinking Crowder/Jindal 2012.
Laura in Maryland on March 19, 2009 at 11:42 PM
Si
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE
- The Cat
MirCat on March 19, 2009 at 11:45 PM
I love it when we can agree on something. If were a cougar instead of an old married broad, I’d totally call dibbs on him. If it turns out he plays for the other team, I’ll give you my “dibbs” and you can have a go.
Laura in Maryland on March 19, 2009 at 11:46 PM
I did listen to him. She had first entered and then she’d become a supporter of making it tougher to come in. Hypocritical bitch.
Nevermind the fact that he forgot that the point he was making is that immigration is great. It’s illegal immigration that’s bad.
But hey, good enough to rally the sheep, so personally I’ll file it under “Quality: 1 MegaEd and higher”
radiofreevillage on March 19, 2009 at 11:47 PM
I did listen to him. She had first entered and then she’d become a supporter of making it tougher to come in. Hypocritical b*tch.
Nevermind the fact that he forgot that the point he was making is that immigration is great. It’s illegal immigration that’s bad.
But hey, good enough to rally the sheep, so personally I’ll file it under “Quality: 1 MegaEd and higher”
radiofreevillage on March 19, 2009 at 11:48 PM
If you like this video, see the one where Crowder is beheaded:
This young hottie is a major talent. On the other hand, in a fair world Ann Coulter would regularly grace the pages of Vanity Fair and Vogue.
bonnie_ on March 19, 2009 at 11:50 PM
Well that didn’t work. Here’s the link again:
bonnie_ on March 19, 2009 at 11:51 PM
Sorry. :-(
bonnie_ on March 19, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Here’s the proper link. It’s indeed much better.
radiofreevillage on March 19, 2009 at 11:54 PM
I admit it. I lol’d.
:)
Bob's Kid on March 20, 2009 at 12:06 AM
I like his shorter more frequent bits a little better than Zo’s, but they should still link up to really blow some stuff up.
Sir Corky on March 20, 2009 at 12:12 AM
I LOVE this guy!!!!!!!
Nils2en on March 20, 2009 at 12:24 AM
He said, “harsher immigration policies.” Then he talked about building a wall. My take on it was that he was talking about ENFORCMENT. If he was not, then your point is taken…up to A POINT.
His mother obviously followed the law to get in, so you have no point here, except to try and take a shot at people who disagree with YOU and call them sheep. Too bad that you are more much of a sheep than those you’re trying to criticize.
JannyMae on March 20, 2009 at 12:31 AM
Sounds like trouble for the metro-boys with smart glasses. Time to get fake laser surgery and ditch the fake lenses. Look for salvation in a sub to Men’s Health.
Leno should’ve booked the Crowder for the same night as the One.
Feedie on March 20, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Funny that Americans were the original illegal immigrants. We really assimilated well with the Americans already here, but I digress.
Terry Silver on March 20, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Are we are expected to believe that people that who violate the law to get into our country will be law abiding citizens?
darktood on March 20, 2009 at 12:44 AM
Yeah, and the Indians learned a big lesson about Open Borders. We stole all the skyscrapers and left them the casinos.
Feedie on March 20, 2009 at 12:51 AM
Its really amazing how people can act all high and mighty about illegal immigration when European settlers did the exact same thing. They settled here without asking anybody and were looking for a better life. Sound familiar?
Terry Silver on March 20, 2009 at 12:52 AM
No, harsher immigration policies doesn’t mean let’s enforce existing immigration policies. I think I want you to learn the English language. Irregardless!
radiofreevillage on March 20, 2009 at 1:09 AM
Yes, she did follow a law, which prescribes that a Canadian can only enter the United States under most restrictive conditions, which clearly state that your face must have some resemblance to a picture in your local Canadian ID. Then you can personally drive to interviews and look for work.
I mean, if only Mexicans were willing to follow these rules.
radiofreevillage on March 20, 2009 at 1:17 AM
Yes. What happened to people who lived here when the settlers came? Maybe it sounds too familiar.
I think there’s nothing wrong about wanting people to assimilate so long as you make it natural. I am all for increasing immigration form everywhere, not just Mexico, while at the same time I’m opposed to Spanish public schools etc.
Not because I think everybody must speak English at all times. I don’t speak English at home. My kid who was born here is prohibited does not speak English at home. But I don’t want to live in an ethnic ghetto, and neither do most of people. And of course we don’t need to use public money to make an effort of creating ghettos with our own hands.
This is the problem with the Republicans. Instead of a free-market approach “come on in and get settled – no, you can’t use our money to make yourself more like at home”, we are offered pure racism.
radiofreevillage on March 20, 2009 at 1:37 AM
If only they were bringing guitars… instead of machine guns and maniacal druglords.
A country without border security is an ex-country.
profitsbeard on March 20, 2009 at 1:40 AM
[Terry Silver on March 20, 2009 at 12:52 AM]
You saying I can have slaves now and drive the Indians off the Reservation south of here, too?
Let me know, I have 20 million Chinese friends who want to visit next week.
Dusty on March 20, 2009 at 1:56 AM
LOLOL.
christene on March 20, 2009 at 2:13 AM
Legal or illegal, why should the U.S. be the fallback position for Mexico’s failed state? There really isn’t enough room for the whole world here, and the only reason it’s an attractive alternative in the first place is because several generations of mostly Europeans plowed the profits back into the infrastructure.
Those immigrants who have not only succeeded but contributed have done the same thing. Face it, Manana has arrived for Mexico, and it ain’t pretty.
warbaby on March 20, 2009 at 3:20 AM
I love this guy!
Browncoatone on March 20, 2009 at 3:52 AM
Were you also this dorky in school?
geckomon on March 20, 2009 at 4:49 AM
Give this guy a TV show!
hawkdriver on March 20, 2009 at 6:01 AM
He just plain rocks. This guy is funnier than AllahPundit!
jediwebdude
The difference between satire and sarcasm.
SKYFOX on March 20, 2009 at 6:21 AM
I think I want you to learn the English language. Irregardless!
radiofreevillage on March 20, 2009 at 1:09 AM
Even non-words like “irregardless”?
SKYFOX on March 20, 2009 at 6:27 AM
Gawd,I love this guy,finally,another
Canadian,that tells it like the world
really is,Politically Correct NutsVille!!!!!!!!
—————
And,I’ll say it as an echo,if you want to be an American,
even tho,(I think its a museum,sorta?)bring your tired,
and blankety,blankety,illegal #ss’s,legally through Ellis
Island,in plain view of ‘Lady Liberty’,and stop hop’n the
fences for the love of Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
canopfor on March 20, 2009 at 6:56 AM
He was born in Detroit and holds dual citizenship (American and Canadian). Why does AP insist on calling him Canadian?
txsurveyor on March 20, 2009 at 8:07 AM
By referring to him as Canadian, it gives the appearance he doesn’t “have a dog in this fight”, so to speak.
txsurveyor on March 20, 2009 at 8:20 AM
So when will we be “full up”? We have over 300 million people living here now. We already have states fighting over water. We have millions of Americans looking for jobs and not finding them. We have trillions of dollars in debt, and all of our major entitlement programs facing bankruptcy in a few years. Should we just keep pretending that we can afford to allow all the world’s poor to come and live here?
Emma Lazarus’ poem may have been a charming sentiment, but that’s all it is; you won’t find her words anywhere in our founding documents or official laws. And here’s another scoop: it’s not the 19th century anymore, and we can’t continue behaving as if it is. We are a fully developed, fully populated, sovereign nation, and if we wish to survive as a nation, then we cannot continue to allow tens of millions of “economically disadvantaged” foreigners to pour at will across our borders in defiance of our laws.
Reality: learn to deal with it.
AZCoyote on March 20, 2009 at 8:22 AM
AYE! AP is the wise-arse
apoole on March 20, 2009 at 8:33 AM
I love this guy! He looks good and makes sense!
Anna on March 20, 2009 at 8:47 AM
Use our money? So people are racists if they don’t cough up their money for immigrants? My family didn’t receive any money to come here or after they got here. And they weren’t expecting any. They were hoping for opportunity to make their own way.
BTW, bit of a stereotype to call Republicans racists. Try looking at some history of Democrat racism - scroll to the bottom and note Byrd, Dodd, and Biden.
I dare say Jindal, my coworkers, Michelle Malkin, and many other non-white Republicans don’t think of themselves as racists or belonging to ‘the party of racism’. I realize the nutjobs have hijacked both parties but to think that Republican is the racist party is wrong. If we believe stereotypes, are we also to believe the Democrat party is the party of communism or socialism?
jusgottabeme on March 20, 2009 at 9:01 AM
WTF? Do we have anybody here who can read English? Or the idea is that Mexicans should learn it first because somebody needs to teach it to HotAir commenters?
radiofreevillage on March 20, 2009 at 9:14 AM
sigh
radiofreevillage on March 20, 2009 at 9:16 AM
“Canadian wise-ass hates Mexicans, Canadians, Pakistanians”
That doesn’t make him a bad guy, even if said in jest……..or not.
GFW on March 20, 2009 at 9:35 AM
keyboard dude
well said, I won’t bore people on this thread with my grandfather’s little escapade coming to this country from Ireland. let’s just say, it wasn’t fun or easy, you really didn’t want to be IRA back then, in refutation of what many thought.
MNDavenotPC on March 20, 2009 at 9:41 AM
Disturb the Universe on March 20, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Theres nothing wrong with wanting to protect your borders and asking immigrants to assimilate. I just hate when people call these immigrants criminals. I mean really. Imagine your in Mexico and you can’t find work and there is drug violence escalating, what would you do? The fact that European settlers did the exact same thing to the natives already here makes it kind of hypocritical to call these people criminals. Nobody calls the first setters criminals. Yeah they broke the law when they crossed the border, but its kind of like stealing bread to feed your family. Its wrong but I can understand.
Terry Silver on March 20, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Plus the people who are the real criminals are the ones giving them jobs that Americans need. If you didn’t give jobs to illegals than they wouldn’t come here.
Terry Silver on March 20, 2009 at 10:20 AM
The fact that European settlers did the exact same thing to the natives already here makes it kind of hypocritical to call these people criminals. Nobody calls the first setters criminals.
[Terry Silver on March 20, 2009 at 10:18 AM]
There you go again, not only applying today’s mores, definitions, social attitudes and/or opinions to actions or events which happened in the past but also to advocate for allowing those same actions or events to happen in the present.
Because Adam and Eve ran around naked, I suppose I am a hypocrite by believing we should now run around clothed.
Dusty on March 20, 2009 at 10:39 AM
So do you believe that Israel shouldn’t exist, because it was carved out of Jordan and other Arab nations? The settlers who came here came to an undeveloped land. It wasn’t a nation; it had no borders. They settled it and for lack of a better word, conquered it. Through other wars we established a nation and a border. This happened many, many times over thousands of years in Europe. Should their borders be nullified because they took out another group of people hundreds of years ago?
Illegal immigrants are engaged in criminal activity; they are violating the borders of a sovereign nation. If you don’t understand what that means, drive south to Mexico and run the border crossing at high speed and see what the Mexican border guards do. Your arguement is absurd.
austinnelly on March 20, 2009 at 10:48 AM
I’m not advocating giving anything back or feeling bad about what settlers did. I just don’t like when people demonize poor people looking for an opportunity they don’t have in their country. This is what people don’t like about the republican stance on immigration. You can’t really blame a poor/desperate person trying to better their lives or their families life. The first American settlers were looking for the same opportunity illegals are. If you want to blame anybody or brand them as criminals, blame the people who give them jobs and the incentive to cross the border in the first place.
Terry Silver on March 20, 2009 at 10:55 AM
Hmmm….what immigration law did the early european settlers break?
LimeyGeek on March 20, 2009 at 11:05 AM
I’m not going to say I like him better than zo or zo better than him…I’m glad that they are both TOP FRIGGIN NOTCH AND they are on the right side!
RNC…take notice!
Handel on March 20, 2009 at 11:09 AM
I love this guy! Still worried about him over the Muslim vid though!
libertylady on March 20, 2009 at 11:19 AM
braincellfreevilliage:
cretins that use words like”irregardless”should just keep their mouthes shut,you open your mouth and remove all doubt as to your lack of grey matter.
spareadime on March 20, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Haaa I love this guy.
tx2654 on March 20, 2009 at 12:48 PM
He’s like a new Archie Bunker.. the worlds most lovable bigot.
Yakko77 on March 20, 2009 at 2:34 PM
He’s becoming a whole lot more relevant than Leno and Letterman! Great bit!
Christian Conservative on March 20, 2009 at 3:35 PM
The guy in the video used, you stupid jerk! You frigging moron. Yes, I’m pissed because I can’t even use sarcasm on you rednecks because you are such idiots.
I mean, if only one of you criticized my “usage” of irregardless… But it’s the frigging norm here. Let me explain it for you. Please have whoever in charge of watching after your mentally retarded a*ss repeat it if I fail to get it through.
The guy who is in the video… right? This is a verbatim quote from him. OK? Verbatim means it’s exactly what he said. He said: “Irregardless of nationality we expect you to learn the language.” Now, this is ironic and funny. Not rural-Mississippi-I-have-more-guns-than-teeth funny, so you may not get it, but over here it’s considered funny. Because when the guy demands that other would learn the language but can’t even formulate the demand in the proper language, it’s funny. Right?… Oh, nevermind.
radiofreevillage on March 20, 2009 at 6:44 PM
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