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Anyone see “Anchorman” with Will Ferrell? When on camera he read anything that the TelePrompter had on it. He pissed off Christina Applegate, she rigged his prompter, and he closed the newscast with “Go F#@K yourself San Diego”!

One can only hope for such an incident, maybe that would do in TOTUS.

I just can’t imagine anyone as smooth and eloquent as The One, would need help at a Whitehouse party, or announcing a Cabinet appointee. I can more than understand the use at a major speech, but just to get through the most mundane event, really makes him look like a total moron.

Thanks! That’s priceless!!

From: TOTUS (aka Telemprompter One)
To: POTUS

You see what happens when you go on TV and just babble on without ME. Besides lying like a rug last night on Leno about your being shocked, shocked over the AIG bonuses, you go and insult every special needs kid and their families with your stupid Special Olympics comment.

Now, I oughta just resign outright and leave you all on your own for the rest of your sorry excuse of a presidency. But that would be the easy way out. Instead, I plan to stay for a while longer if, that is, you can get your act together and NEVER EVER make another public appearance without me.

But, due to the extra work this will entail on my part — and it’s not easy putting all those words in your mouth as it is — I will expect from you, Mr. Money Bags, a significant retention bonus, one at least in the amount you signed into law the other day for the AIG people.

Yeah, that’s a lot of jack, but these are my terms. Take them or leave them. And SMILE while your’e doing it!

In lieu of the Special Olympic remark, we’d like a little payback. Would you please project the following phrase at your next available teleprompting gig, as follows:

“My fellow Americans, I am sofa king wee Todd ed. Please forgive me because, I am sofa king wee Todd ed. Everyone in my administration is, sofa king wee Todd ed. I am sofa king wee Todd ed, that I make fun of the Special Olympics when I should be in D.C. fixing the economy.”

Thank you,

John Q. Public

And what does he do, He sticks his big fat foot right into his mouth with the “special olympics” idiotic comment of the century..

Anyone with special needs kids in the family who voted for this __________ over McCain Palin is a moron.

All HAIL TOTUS.

Q – “Teleprompter, is Joe Biden as buffoonish in private as he is in public?

A – Heh. Vice President Biden is the smartest person in the Administration. Seriously.”

Cool.

“…My mother was a rear window in a 1967 Corvair and my dad, a louvre vent on a HUEY chopper, so I was destined to be both unique and to fly high. My road to the Oval Office was a tangled and, yes, oftimes a troubled on.

Then, one day, a young African America fellow came into the store for some very specific greens, and the rest, as I say, is history...”

the problem is, he is going to FOCUS, all of us!

“Support the POTUS! Oppose the TOTUS!”

“Support the TOTUS! Oppose the POTUS”

There are more, many more…

TOTUS.
Teleprompter in an empty suit….

athensboy on March 20, 2009 at 7:04 AM

The little balls of shit that roll out of your mouth is distracting. Do you use a feed bag to catch it or do you leave a trail for your fellow psychologically damaged liberals to gobble up?

But Obama did say “Tim Geithner, you are doing a heck of a job!”

Nuiance!

It is not faux outrage over stupid things Democrats say, is is real outrage over their hypocrisy that needs to be called out.

Maybe Allah will go back to Patterico (or maybe even Protein Wisdom) and no be so outraged as explain what Obama’s intent was.

Did Obama ask you if it was good for you too?