I can’t wait to find out who gets to count as a “community organizer.” My hunch is that it won’t be, say, the the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps. Because they don’t organize within communities. Probably it will be someone……

Dear Senator Harkin:

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contactedthe Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.

I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I’m excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as “in-state” tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver’s license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

UN-AMERICAN

We need to clean out all of the cockroaches infesting our hallowed halls..

but pelozi
send her to mexico and
hand her nasty ass over to the drug lords
lets see how she likes it..

after all its un american and racist to assume they would kill her..

Pelozi is a frigging idiot..

just think what we’d get if someone on their side beat her….hmmm…no thanks.

She keeps getting elected.

tx2654 on March 19, 2009 at 11:49 AM

I know, but I do believe that she could be beat this time around. I been hearing on the streets here on The Central Coast how mad people are at her. Including her own party, and a bunch of Liberal’s. You are right, she does get elected every time. But she has let down a lot of her People. The Gays in San Fran Nan are not happy with her. I found a Lib blog a few days back. They are not happy with Miss Pelosi.

Star Kist Tuna and Nancy Pelosi
No more Star Kist Tuna for me ….
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s home district includes San
Francisco
> > Star-Kist Tuna’s headquarters are in San Francisco ,
Pelosi’s home district.

Star-Kist is owned by Del Monte Foods and is a major contributor to
Pelosi.
Star-Kist is the major employer in American Samoa employing 75% of
the Samoan work force.
Paul Pelosi, Nancy ’s husband, owns $17 million dollars of
Star-Kist stock.
In January, 2007 when the minimum wage was increased from $5.15 to
$7.25, Pelosi had American Samoa exempted from the increase so Del
Monte would not have to pay the higher wage.
This would make Del Monte products less expensive than that of its
competitors.

Last week when the huge bailout bill was passed, Pelosi added an
earmark to the final bill adding $33 million dollars for an “economic
development credit in American Samoa ”
Pelosi has called the Bush Administration “CORRUPT” and
many other things !!!

? How do you spell “HYPOCRISY” ? SHE’S SHAMELESS…

to call foreign invaders on our soil “patriots,” then to call the laws that would get rid of them “un-american”…sounds like aiding and comforting to me

ok its a stretch…but i really dont like her..