The loneliness of the long-distance statist
posted at 2:22 pm on March 9, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
Pity poor Tim Geithner, the New York Times advises us. Not only does he have no answers for the current economic crisis, he spends his days at Treasury in a lonely office, surrounded by empty cubicles. Never mind that Geithner is the one who is supposed to staff these positions:
Analysts say it is far too early to know if Mr. Geithner and his team will be effective. But some worry that political and financial constraints have made them reluctant to grapple with the full magnitude of the crisis.
Many financial experts estimate that the nation’s banks are holding as much as $2 trillion in troubled assets, most of it tied to mortgages. By contrast, the Treasury has less than $300 billion left in the financial rescue plan that Congress reluctantly approved last year.
Well, so far, we can say that Geithner’s been ineffective. The markets continue to slide, despite a number of bailout proposals floated out of Treasury. Geithner himself has failed to produce the overall plan promised by Barack Obama a month ago, which clearly defines the term ineffective. Why not? The Times gives us this laughable excuse:
Compounding the strain on the Treasury, almost all the top posts beneath Mr. Geithner are still vacant. Though he has hired about 50 senior advisers — about half the number he hopes to recruit — the White House has become so worried about potential tax problems and other issues in the backgrounds of candidates that it has nominated only a handful of people.
They’re kidding, right? It’s that hard to find financial experts who can pay their taxes correctly? If so, doesn’t that say something about the tax code itself? Maybe we should concentrate on simplifying it and get the government off of everyone’s backs, instead of making it so complex that even PhDs can’t figure them out.
And, by the way, did the Bush administration have this much trouble finding people who complied with their taxes? Did the Clinton administration? Maybe the Times should look into that, and their previous cheerleading in casting the Obama transition as the greatest in human history. It seems to be failing as a meme.
Geithner seems to have a lot in common with his boss. Neither of them have proven particularly adept at executive positions. Geithner’s failure to staff his office is his own fault, not anyone else’s, and completely within his power to correct. Pardon me if I’m not crying tears over Geithner’s loneliness.









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Maybe he can take some fiddle lessons to ease the loneliness.
Vashta.Nerada on March 9, 2009 at 2:24 PM
Who wants to work for a tax cheat?
OmahaConservative on March 9, 2009 at 2:25 PM
Hey, the maiden voyage of the Titanic when splendidly until that nasty little block of ice appeared out of nowhere.
NoDonkey on March 9, 2009 at 2:25 PM
I have never had any trouble in figuring out my taxes. Ain’t that hard unless one is trying to
cheat“get creative”.MB4 on March 9, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Well, when your selection pool is primarily democrats, it seems to be the case.
Vashta.Nerada on March 9, 2009 at 2:26 PM
It would all be so funny if it weren’t screwing us over so much.
Grafted on March 9, 2009 at 2:27 PM
Off-topic, but I always found that phrase odd when referring to the tax code. The math is easy; it’s the language that’s complex. Perhaps it would be better to say, “Even JDs can’t figure them out.”
calbear on March 9, 2009 at 2:27 PM
Umm … he’s too tired? Seems to be something going around up there.
Blacksheep on March 9, 2009 at 2:28 PM
That photo of Tim really explains everything, doesn’t it? Look at that photo and tell me you don’t see the nerdy high school kid who got wedgied in the early ’80s at a new wave party and spend the rest of the evening in the corner nursing his Coke.
keep the change on March 9, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Ah, yes — Geithner’s follies are the fault of conservatives and Republicans who have this fetish about Treaury officials obeying our tax laws. And the laughable spin is reported seriously by the NYT. Shocka!
Karl on March 9, 2009 at 2:28 PM
It is by will alone I set the economy in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set the economy in motion. Tim Geithner
Mr. Joe on March 9, 2009 at 2:29 PM
Geithner has zero excuses to be this unprepared. Between the banks and Wall St, the epicenter of this entire mess was his jurisdiction at the NY Fed, where he’s been 6 years.
Nothing is going to help the economy until the financial system is repaired. He’s been on this situation almost 2 years and he had no plan on his first meeting with lawmakers as Treasury Sec. And now it looks like the April deadline’s going to be blown as well.
Obama will fry over Geithner if he doesnt pull his act together.
Chuck Schick on March 9, 2009 at 2:30 PM
BINGO! The first mark of an effective leader is to find the talent and delegate. This kid has people walkin away laughing at him. He’s an absurd little troll who’s probably going to have to put an ad on monster.com. Who wants to volunteer to be a Deputy of the Cranial Rectimus Department?
lm10001 on March 9, 2009 at 2:30 PM
How are the other cabinet officers doing with their staffs?
Really, getting staff should be a slam dunk with a Dem Senate.
Maybe people are reluctant to be associated with the debacle that is the Obama Treasury Department.
zmdavid on March 9, 2009 at 2:31 PM
That’s it? 2 trillion? I thought it was way more than that. Couldn’t we have just spent the 700 billion to insure the “troubled” mortgages? Wouldn’t that have been better than buying an interest in the banks?
trubble on March 9, 2009 at 2:32 PM
How much did they pay for the $2 Trillion? Probably much more.
zmdavid on March 9, 2009 at 2:34 PM
It is by will alone I set the economy in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set the economy in motion. Tim Geithner
LOL!
He is quite the wormrider. Oh, that’s Barney Frank…gross
lm10001 on March 9, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Hey, give Geithner a break. He’s suffering from exhaustion. He just needs a month or so at his country dacha to pull himself together. It’s not like anything serious is going on or anything.
forest on March 9, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Who wouldn’t want to be a crewmember on the Titanic?
“Women and children first . . . Not so fast, Mrs. Clinton”.
NoDonkey on March 9, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Why worry about a silly little thing like that? We’ve all come to expect that those in the inner circle don’t pay taxes and have ethical problems. The shock value of these revelations have worn off long ago. /snark
PrincipledPilgrim on March 9, 2009 at 2:34 PM
50 Advisors and not one good idea??
This is a man who has already delegated his brain.
To an incompetent.
ElRonaldo on March 9, 2009 at 2:35 PM
One trillion is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two trillion can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since $800 Biilion
Obama is the saddest experience you’ll ever know
Yes, it’s the saddest experience you’ll ever know
`Cause one trillion is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
One trillion is the loneliest number, worse than two
…
WashJeff on March 9, 2009 at 2:35 PM
Perhaps all applicants are asking for a “tax break” like their boss got?
neuquenguy on March 9, 2009 at 2:37 PM
What were these people doing during the transition?
There was plenty of time to pick people, vet them and have them ready to go.
There was some time to get a strategy ready to deal with this mess.
myrenovations on March 9, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Bashing President Bush.
Shoes on the other hoove now and the Jackass Party is crapping the stall daily.
NoDonkey on March 9, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Everyone in this brand new FANTASTICALLY HYPED hopenchange admin is already soooooo tired, over-worked and stressed. Poor ‘wittle babies!! This governing stuff is really tough stuff.
I did not see these same liberal turds chiding the previous admin’s deft in these departments, nor did I see them appreciating said deftness……oh, sorry, I forgot again…..hopenchange = tax cheats and liars, not honest workers. my bad.
Ris4victory on March 9, 2009 at 2:42 PM
More’s the pity. If your clowns will rule the land then no one will staff the circuses. So much for American circuses, and American politics.
PercyB on March 9, 2009 at 2:45 PM
Don’t forget, Geithner was also in charge of the New York Federal Reserve as the financial system, which he was supposed to monitor, was racing toward collapse. And yet he was “the only man in America” who could handle Treasury?
Can we get a do-over on last November, please?
irishspy on March 9, 2009 at 2:46 PM
I wish Obama had the same hiring problems in the following:
– Department of the Interior
– Department of Agriculture
– Department of Labor
– Department of Housing and Urban Development
– Department of Transportation
– Department of Energy
– Department of Education
WashJeff on March 9, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Yeah, I didn’t see them acknowledging any of this during the campaign. Everything was supposed to be a breeze.
They’ve barely started and they’re whining already about what a tough job this is?
Fine with me if they resign, effective immediately. Sometimes new jobs just don’t work out.
Bammy can host “The New Arsesinnio Hall Show” or something, don’t let the door hit you on the ass, Bammy.
NoDonkey on March 9, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Did Geitner or Obama speak today? The market is tanking again.
stenwin77 on March 9, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Well, it brings tears to my eyes…he is lonely because every expert knows he is a fool, and they don’t want to work side by side with a fool.
He will find “underlings”, bookkeepers and bean counters to work for him, but no one of worth will work “with” him.
And that brings tears to my eyes…
right2bright on March 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM
These morons do realize they have 46 1/2 months left in their term, don’t they?
Doughboy on March 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM
He did, they are just in the background…so far I don’t think he has made any real “great” appointments.
right2bright on March 9, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Funny, you don’t hear of many comparisons between the Bush transition and Team Obama’s.
Guess it’s all George Bush’s fault. His administration made everything look so easy, ANYONE COULD DO IT.
GarandFan on March 9, 2009 at 2:48 PM
I think the administration is having a difficult time finding people free of tax-paying issues.
stenwin77 on March 9, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Yes, no one wants their resume to read that they were shipmates on the Titanic.
INC on March 9, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Geitner and The O smoked some of the G-13 they found in a closet at the WH…they been tired and had the munchies ever since.
Jed1899 on March 9, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Maybe Tim could pass the time,by enrolling himself
in a Turbo Tax course!(Sarc)
canopfor on March 9, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Go to sleep little Benitoama and don’t you cry
Maybe while in slumber you will dream of another part of the Constitution to fry
If Rush should still be on the air when you wake
Maybe little Rahm will think of a way for his life or at least his license to take
If that don’t put your mind at ease
Think of how much your new health care system will Dr Kevorkian please
MB4 on March 9, 2009 at 2:50 PM
While Barry was in another corner doing Coke with a nurse.
Patrick S on March 9, 2009 at 2:50 PM
It’s just “bobbing”.
Kind of like a 50 pound rock “bobs” when you drop it off of a cliff, into the ocean.
NoDonkey on March 9, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Funny, how the msm just feels sooo bad for Obama not sleeping and Geitner being all alone. boohoo to them both.
I think Pres Bush had more on his plate after 9/11. Im sure he didnt get any sleep, but he did bring the economy back after this attack. I didnt hear the msm feeling bad for him.
Obama best get his act together, as should our treasury secretary, or we are screwed.
becki51758 on March 9, 2009 at 2:52 PM
He is bankrupt
Dr Evil on March 9, 2009 at 2:54 PM
The political response to this economic downturn has differed from previous responses to downturns in a number of ways, the most economically significant of which lies in the extent to which failure has been subsidized. Counterproductive economic pathologies have been encouraged, financial structures that endangered global prosperity have been bailed out and trillions of dollars have been poured into industries that obviously needed to downsize. Far from providing “stimulus,” such subsidies both deepen the recession moderately and extend its duration inordinately.
..
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The total of subsidies outlined above has been roughly $3.9 trillion, disbursed and committed. That $3.9 trillion of subsidies will reduce long-term GDP, compared with the free market, by about a third of $3.9 trillion, or $1.3 trillion. Naturally, that reduction will itself have a Keynesian multiplier – diverting capital to worthless uses today will likely result in further suboptimal activities tomorrow. However, even if you ignore the multiplier, $1.3 trillion is about 9.2% of current GDP. In other words, GDP over the next few years will be 9.2% lower than it would have been without the subsidies for failure.
MB4 on March 9, 2009 at 2:57 PM
Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a WINNER!!
JohnGalt23 on March 9, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Hmmmmm. Doesn’t it say something about Democrats?
littleguy on March 9, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Poor little Tiny Tim Geithner…his Christmas goose is already cooked. That evil Scrooge McBush…
Hey, maybe we can get those commando Peguins from the movie Madagascar to run the economy. Those fellas seem to get stuff done!
Wyznowski on March 9, 2009 at 3:03 PM
Yes.
These Jackasses have plenty of money in which to pay CPAs to help them with their taxes.
This is willful cheating, not mistakes. It should be called what it is. I do that and I go to jail.
Obama nominees do it and it’s a “mistake”. Sure it is.
Not that I’m against simplifying the tax code, but let’s not pretend these were mistakes, they weren’t.
NoDonkey on March 9, 2009 at 3:04 PM
The best players never want to be drafted by a team that shows all the indications of never being a contender, and whose recent history is devoid of wins.
A stint with a short-lived Obama administration could stain a career for a lifetime, unless one’s long-range professional aspirations lie in a Chicago-style crime family.
Yoop on March 9, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Geithner will end up resigning within one year…..soetoro will then be forced to bring in a shitload of brainiac fiscal conservatives to clean up what’s left of our economy. He then may step down, too. What a glorious day that would be. Oh, how is bin biden doing with our stimulus funds, anyone??
Ris4victory on March 9, 2009 at 3:10 PM
Geitherner is too busy having the IRS do audits on people he doesn’t like……
http://www.taxcheatstamps.com/
“Today I received a letter from the IRS that my 2007 tax returns are being audited. Less than one month after launching TaxCheatStamps.com.
There is no doubt in my mind that my family is being politically persecuted for making a mockery of our new Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and the Obama administration.”
antiquechick on March 9, 2009 at 3:17 PM
The less people know exactly how empty this clown, Geithner, (and his boss) is, the more their design.
Sir Napsalot on March 9, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Maybe Geithner can hook up with the Maytag repairman, the previous “loneliest guy in town” (with my apologies to Clay Jackson, whose parents are friends of mine).
College Prof on March 9, 2009 at 3:22 PM
I mean, the less likelihood of possible leaks, don’t you know.
Sir Napsalot on March 9, 2009 at 3:22 PM
I think the news that a bunch of competent people told Geithner where to stick his job offer has the market down, as it means there won’t be any adults working in this administration in a financial capacity.
teke184 on March 9, 2009 at 3:24 PM
WANTED: Highly experienced financial experts to assist Treasury Secretary in spending trillions of dollars in taxpayer dollars, who has demonized Wall Street and overseen 20% drop in stock market indices in less than two months.
Anyone wonder why there have been few takers?
He might has well look for deck hands on the Titanic.
Steve Z on March 9, 2009 at 3:29 PM
While he’s at it, maybe Geithner can figure out just how overtaxing productive American energy companies is going to positively affect our GDP.
Defenestrate this pathetic idiot.
TexasJew on March 9, 2009 at 3:31 PM
I personally think he is having a tough time filling positions because very few people who are competent want to be associated with this goat rodeo of an administration. Would you want anything to do with the overwhelming incompetence that has been demostrated and have that on your resume? I sure wouldn’t.
mrveritas on March 9, 2009 at 3:34 PM
The Obama administration playing musical chairs on ship that is slowly sinking. And taking this country with it.
milwife88 on March 9, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Too late, we were hosed as of Nov. 4th!
Liberty or Death on March 9, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Remember all of that “hit the ground running” horsesh!t?
They got the “hit the ground” part right, at least. Ooof.
Seems like the trolls are all hiding under the bridge on this one. Natch.
hillbillyjim on March 9, 2009 at 3:54 PM
This administration whines too much.
Grow a set, for the love of G-d…
bluelightbrigade on March 9, 2009 at 3:54 PM
Hey now, they DID hit the ground running…..for 2012.
Doughboy on March 9, 2009 at 3:54 PM
I keep thinking about how everyone on the left couldn’t WAIT for the One to take office and “wouldn’t it just be a better idea if he slid in a month or two earlier – let Dubya go ride off into the sunset by Christmas”.
eegad
tru2tx on March 9, 2009 at 3:55 PM
I think that the Dems are hardwired that way. Whiney and touchy-feely.
It’s enough to make me want to punch every one of them in the face: feel that?
And I’m generally easy-going about a lot of things.
tru2tx on March 9, 2009 at 3:58 PM
Given that anything the Tax Cheat of the Treasury is likely to do is only going to a. make things worse and b. increase government I have no problem with Tiny Tim sitting there all alone doing nothing.
Someone by him a PlayStation to keep him distracted.
Stephen Macklin on March 9, 2009 at 4:01 PM
Answer: YES!
Besides, who in their right mind would want to board this already sinking ship?
BrianA on March 9, 2009 at 4:03 PM
Like 10 pounds of crap in a five pound sheet, courtesy of the Bed Crapper in Chief’s complete fiasco of an “Administration”.
I seen more competent individuals playing in sandboxes.
Obama promised “the Best and the Brightest”?
The American people received the Worst and the Dimmest.
Never again believe anything uttered by an absolutely worthless, corrupt and hopelessly incompetent Democrat.
NoDonkey on March 9, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Gates seems to be working out fine.
shick on March 9, 2009 at 4:06 PM
I think he and Obama spend their days playing PC solitaire together.
NoDonkey on March 9, 2009 at 4:06 PM
‘Dumb is the loneliest number of all’
HornetSting on March 9, 2009 at 4:10 PM
Here is why he can not find staff:
Geithner: Hi, I’m calling to see if you would like to work for me and Obama.
Financial expert: Awesome, what do you want from me?
Geithner: I need to you help the country out of this finanial crisis.
Financial expert: No problem, I’d love to help.
Geithner: Great you can help us with our plan to increase spending by a huge amount, increase taxes on the wealth producers, increase taxes on corporations, increase taxes on everyone through inflation and the cap and trade, and find ways to fool the public into thinking they are spending on the economy but actually have them spend on Democrat pet projects.
Financial expert: Uh. I’m sorry but I have to go wash my dog and sell all my stocks. Good luck with your plan!
GardenGnome on March 9, 2009 at 4:12 PM
+100
BTW, say hello to the ‘roaming gnome’.
HornetSting on March 9, 2009 at 4:18 PM
And how much credit card debt are the banks holding that are tied to…. nothing? Is this in the $2 trillion or in addition to?
Neo-con Artist on March 9, 2009 at 4:39 PM
Can’t get those getting bailouts for their fraud and those who owe taxes.
Probably why he can’t fully socialize the banks.
getalife on March 9, 2009 at 4:39 PM
You know, Bush got his positions filled much faster and he was extremely hampered by the Bush v. Gore debacle and Clinton looting the White House.
chicagojedi on March 9, 2009 at 4:43 PM
I suppose if Obama threw another party, he could invite Citi or BofA over to socialize. Otherwise, he’d have to nationalize them.
Neo-con Artist on March 9, 2009 at 4:47 PM
Business just wants to make Geithner pay for not kissing the rings of business and Wall Street.
sethstorm on March 9, 2009 at 4:54 PM
You wonder why the Patriot Act is still in effect?
sethstorm on March 9, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Weren’t they saying a while back that Obama was all set with his staff and was absolutely BRILLIANT and super EFFICIENT in getting it all done? What happened to that?
He’s lazy, inefficient and in way over his pinhead. Bring Michelle out into the air. She and her “guns” are fun to watch.
UnEasyRider on March 9, 2009 at 5:09 PM
Global Financial Assets Lost $50 Trillion Last Year, ADB Says:
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aZ1kcJ7y3LDM&refer=worldwide
This bush depression sux.
getalife on March 9, 2009 at 5:17 PM
The one who misfires onto the wrong target? No thanks.
sethstorm on March 9, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Anybody see SNL on Saturday? They led off with Geithner taking phone calls offering the $300Bn to anyone who could come up with a good idea.
Off? Ed, ain’t you been paying attention, Obama not only doesn’t want the government off our backs, he wants the government to hike itself and little higher and gain a couple hundred pounds.
Kafir on March 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Give the man a break. April 15 is fast approaching and he hasn’t been able to find a Cliff Notes version of Turbo Tax for Dummies ANYWHERE!!!!
Cue Roy Orbison’s “Only the Lonely”
Gohawgs on March 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
School’s out and right on cue we have Igotnolife amongst us.
Gohawgs on March 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Geithner is about to be thrown under the bus.
1 month, tops.
notagool on March 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
What do you need advisors for if you and your socialist comrades have already made the decision to randomly dole out billions left and right.
Socialism/liberalism isn’t based on statistics, history, facts, etc.. anyway. What do they need advisors for? They just do what they “feel” in the moment.
Hire just enough people to execute and enforce the new socialist state of America. Job done!
nottakingsides on March 9, 2009 at 8:33 PM
A talk radio host I was listening to made the point: The only place in the country that’s hiring right now is the White House — and they can’t find any takers.
Not even DemocRats want to board a sinking ship.
joe_doufu on March 10, 2009 at 1:17 AM
I keep thinking about how everyone on the left couldn’t WAIT for the One to take office and “wouldn’t it just be a better idea if he slid in a month or two earlier – let Dubya go ride off into the sunset by Christmas”.
eegad
tru2tx on March 9, 2009
What makes you think that won’t be the MSM’s next take on this. “The economy sucks because Obama didn’t take over sooner and spend more money faster.” Problem: you’re running straight towards a cliff. Obama answer: run faster.
SKYFOX on March 10, 2009 at 5:29 AM
As I look at Tiny Tim I see the high school kid who was the one that was always seated in the front row (to quickly insert nose up teachers ass) and always had his hand up to answer the teachers questions. During breaks Tim was ruthlessly pursued by normal boys and on numerous opportunities had the chance to experience his head being stuffed into a flushing toilet as his under pants were being pulled tightly out of his back side!
sabbott on March 10, 2009 at 5:35 AM
No, he won’t ever be effective. He wants the crisis to get so bad that the statist agenda, take over and “rescue” these “failed businesses”, can be advanced. Before very long we’ll see the government moving to nationalize American businesses. We’re on our way to becoming “just another Venezuela.”
{^_^}
herself on March 10, 2009 at 8:10 AM
Maybe ObAMA should have kept working instead of taking that 2 week vacation after the election.
Kevin in Southern Illinois on March 11, 2009 at 6:07 PM
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