Limbaugh rips Steele for calling his show “ugly”; Update: Longer excerpt added; Update: Audio added

The biggest lesson we should have learned last November and the one apparently little noted is that despite the rise of alternative media and the internet, despite the apparent fiscal distress in much of the legacy media, the MSM still calls the shots, and more so than ever before. This strikes me as an inescapable conclusion given the MSM’s gentle treatment of Obastard regarding the unprecedented disaster in financial markets, the disappearance of Islamic jihad from the headlines, and the universal fawning over President Waffles. What would they say about a Republican President if the Dow dropped 2800 points after less than two months in office?

With the Dow headed straight to 5000 or less and not a whisper of blame directed at the all-Dummycrat government, what is Barry O’Guiltwhite doing today? Introducing Kathleen Sibelius the odious Kansas Governor as his new head of HHS. With a teleprompter.

A teleprompter to just introduce a Cabinet appointee? A teleprompter?

I swear if I hear another “conservative” tell us that Obastard is a brilliant speaker with gifted oratory skills, I will ram my left-wing neighbors’ heads through the television. I even disagree with Rush on this. The success of the vile Obastard Klan in our moribund political system is not due to his so-called fucking brilliance. Consider His Vileness on the campaign trail:

57 States. Ten thousand dead in a hurricane. Hello Sunshine. Hold on a minute, sweetie. I expect to be dealing with them over the next eight to 10 years. Iran isn’t a grave threat. Iran is a grave threat. Afghans speak Arabic. “North By Northwest” was actually filmed on Mt. Rushmore’s heads. I’m a member of the Senate Banking Committee.

Nothing but mistakes, gaffes, prevarications and lies.

But when Obastard gave his debutante performance at the Dummycrat convention many years ago, the Dims saw what Biden saw. A hard left black guy that looks good on camera, and can read a teleprompter. A treasure to be coddled and reserved for the future.

Forward to the present. When Barry won the Iowa Caucuses, that was the final signal that the weapon in stores was ready for launch. Mind you, weapons require delivery systems, personnel and support logistics. A laser-guided bomb does nothing without an airplane. The entire MSM has supported the left wing agenda for years, and now that they finally face some competition in the dissemination of ideas, they can feel free to drop the pretense and simply ignore all facts that are not in support of The Weapon. And it worked. See “Election, 2008.” The personnel available to deliver the weapon volunteered in abundance. Most of them are young, having learned of the right wing enemy and its pernicious threat, as taught in gubmint schools, and from nearly every villain in nearly every movie, TV show and novel. The personnel came out in vast numbers as trained. And so The Weapon was delivered, on target. Enjoy the collateral damage, as you look at the dying markets, the resurgent dictatorships, the rising micromanagement of the citizens’ daily lives.

It’s not hard to look like a “brilliant speaker” and a “rhetorical genius” when your audience claps at every noun and preposition like a trained seal begging for a sardine. The undiluted adulation is passed on by the MSM to the nation, which for the most part can’t be bothered with reading or looking up a few things on the web. (The web is for shopping and porn, didn’t you get the memo?)

But just grab what frontal lobes you have left and think, think hard… Why does this Presidential Tool need a teleprompter to introduce a fucking nominee? A guy who has been sold to us, with dreary repetition, as a loquacious, agile thinker of the highest order?

57 States?

President Vladimir Ilyich Unicorn is not a brilliant man. He is cunning. He is not a rhetorical genius. He arrived at the White House because he is black, can read a teleprompter, and is in Joe Biden’s words clean-cut and articulate. Joe Biden’s words. He was the substitute for Hillary that Dims longed to have. He is a scheming, low-minded Chicago ward-heeler who preened about race while claiming to be post-racial. He has kept a carefully guarded a deep left wing agenda inside his coat since he discarded his university leather jacket that held his cocaine, his Kools and his copy of “Rules for Radicals.”

But Obastard isn’t brilliant. There is no doubt that the blue ribbon winner at the kennel show is the best of breed, the bestest, finest specimen of dog that one can produce. Blue ribbons can be worth money. You can immerse yourself in the dog show culture and find much reward, envy, and plaudits from other competitors and spectators when you win. But in the end you are still talking about a dog. Don’t forget that no dog would compete if it were not for the legions of show fans clamoring for a winner. The fans and judges put that dog there.

The President is not an “elegant man.” But he can do the teleprompter trick and many other things that make for a good poodle show. That’s what the judges in the MSM want. Barry is a Toy Pomeranian, but the MSM wants you to see a unicorn. If he weren’t trained, shampooed, fluffed and paraded around by his supporters, he would merely be that flea-bitten, yapping mutt next door, with mange and bad teeth.

George Orwell on March 2, 2009 at 5:22 PM