Video: ‘Zo salutes the Fairness Doctrine crybabies

posted at 2:50 pm on February 24, 2009 by Allahpundit

A one-man pep rally in anticipation of Mike Pence introducing a new amendment to ban the Doctrine in the House. My only criticism is that the man’s occasionally too dynamic for his own good. We had a rule of thumb in producing Vents: Three minutes is optimal, four minutes is do-able if the material’s really solid, but you’re asking for trouble at five and beyond. (Which isn’t to say there aren’t exceptions.) Attention spans are short on the Internet, even for talent like this; condensing this to half the length would have been shrewd, especially since some of the best bits are at the end. Still, ‘Zo is ‘Zo. Enjoy your shot of afternoon espresso.

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Heh. Or oops, BadgerHawk gets wasted after two sips of Spotted Cow.

MadisonConservative on February 24, 2009 at 4:25 PM

FWIW, I’d drink you under the table. It’s the 2 day hangover that gets me.

BadgerHawk on February 24, 2009 at 4:39 PM

FWIW, I’d drink you under the table. It’s the 2 day hangover that gets me.

BadgerHawk on February 24, 2009 at 4:39 PM

A 2 day hangover from a shot of Leinie’s? You poor boy.

MadisonConservative on February 24, 2009 at 4:45 PM

You’re confused about what types of drinks go in shot glasses.

BadgerHawk on February 24, 2009 at 5:01 PM

You’re confused about what types of drinks go in shot glasses.

BadgerHawk on February 24, 2009 at 5:01 PM

For me, it’s vodka. For you, PBR.

MadisonConservative on February 24, 2009 at 5:27 PM

For me, it’s vodka. For you, PBR.

MadisonConservative on February 24, 2009 at 5:27 PM

Just because your appletini has vodka in it doesn’t mean you get to claim you’re a vodka drinker.

BadgerHawk on February 24, 2009 at 5:40 PM

We had a rule of thumb in producing Vents…

…the last of which was recorded at a time when Reuben Studdard just won Idol and Katie Holmes still had a viable acting career.

ScottMcC on February 24, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Sounds like you have a hangover now. Too many cherry liqueur chocolates last night, sugar?

MadisonConservative on February 24, 2009 at 5:47 PM

I can drink four straight pours of Jamesons three fingers high and still talk a liberal under the table…. of course, this is not bragging… it’s a shame. But Lent is tomorrow and I will give up Jameson for then and volunteer at Helping Hands for Lent as my penance…. but don’t think I won’t kick a liberal aside….. of course I will. Oh and Semper Fidelis to all my Irish friends who are Marines… we’ll penance together. My tattoo is of a shamrock with USMC underneath, I’m covered. The Fairness Doctrine will go down…. because as long as there are those of us with voices, we can’t be silenced.

MNDavenotPC on February 24, 2009 at 5:50 PM

Seems that we’re a little confused on this thread concerning tags, so I’ve decided to take things into my own hands.

upinak, sounds like you’re a liberal troll the way you’re getting upset over what allah said about espressos. /end of me being sarcastic and silly

Seriously, upinak is one of my favorite people on HA–she’s from alaska, she’s conservative, owns guns, and knows how to use them. /end of me being serious

mauipundit on February 24, 2009 at 5:52 PM

Three minutes is optimal, four minutes is do-able if the material’s really solid, but you’re asking for trouble at five and beyond.

9:50 of Zo isn’t long enough!!

Dollayo on February 24, 2009 at 5:58 PM

I thought Madison’s shot drink was Ovaltine. Now I know better.

eaglewingz08 on February 24, 2009 at 7:28 PM

Funny, doesn’t feel like I’ve wasted 9 minutes of my time.

This guy is great!

. . .I’m not emailing back your shoes!

geckomon on February 24, 2009 at 7:31 PM

Watching Zo then having to read through a bunch of comments were AP talks about banning people and the NAZI comment police start telling people how they can or cannot type their comments is like coming out of a jacuzzi then jumping in the Atlantic Ocean. The comment police like telling people who type IN ALL CAPS THEY SHOULD DIE IN VARIOUS WAYS AND NEVER GET BANNED FOR IT. Funny thing is I expect that more from Newbies just arriving off the turnip truck in the last open regis but it’s come from some old timers. I think people are getting a little full of themselves.

Sultry Beauty on February 24, 2009 at 8:04 PM

I think people are getting a little full of themselves.

Sultry Beauty on February 24, 2009 at 8:04 PM

Yes, you are. Especially when bringing in old quarrels from old posts into new ones for no reason whatsoever.

MadisonConservative on February 24, 2009 at 10:44 PM

Yes, you are. Especially when bringing in old quarrels from old posts into new ones for no reason whatsoever.

MadisonConservative on February 24, 2009 at 10:44 PM

Why are you acting like this?

upinak on February 25, 2009 at 12:55 AM

Sultry Beauty on February 24, 2009 at 8:04 PM

Madison and I were just joking around. It’s all cordial. He’s still wrong about the sarc tag, though.

BadgerHawk on February 25, 2009 at 8:25 AM

Zo!

BobUSMC on February 25, 2009 at 8:54 AM

Why are you acting like this?

upinak on February 25, 2009 at 12:55 AM

Reacting to SB coming in to attack me? She’s been doing it for a few months now because she doesn’t like how I think anymore.

MadisonConservative on February 25, 2009 at 9:12 AM

MadisonConservative on February 25, 2009 at 9:12 AM

Comment nazi? Is that like the Dream Police? Heh.

austinnelly on February 25, 2009 at 1:05 PM

Get this man a plexi glass shoe guard stat. He should deliver the next rebuttal to B. Hussein Osama’s speech.

Jerricho68 on February 25, 2009 at 1:47 PM

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