Helen Thomas: We’re all terrorists
posted at 6:05 pm on February 20, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
All right, Hot Air denizens. If this thread doesn’t have 500 comments by midnight, I’m going to post another Good at Cooking with Andy segment this weekend. My friend from the Left, Tommy Christopher, got a chance to talk with Helen Thomas at the White House today after she referred to our enemies in Afghanistan and Pakistan as “so-called terrorists”. Helen likes Tommy, so she had no reservations about going with the Full Moral Equivalence argument:
TOMMY: All right Helen, when you asked the President about Afghanistan and Pakistan during the press conference, you said, “so-called terrorists”. You want to explain why you say “so-called terrorists”?
THOMAS: Because some people think they’re freedom fighters. They are in their own country, and we could dub them as terrorists, but … and their tactics are terrible, but so are ours. We dropped bombs on people in Iraq, people who did nothing to us.
TOMMY: So would you say that it’s for the sake of intellectual honesty?
THOMAS: [NODDING] I say we need it.
Caleb Howe, a conservative at Red State who partners with Tommy on projects and events, chalks this up to Thomas’ liberalism, but I think that lets her off the hook. Plenty of liberals don’t buy into the nutty moral equivalency of terrorists who target civilians for political purposes and the people who fight the terrorists hiding among the civilians. Mostly that comes from the lunatic Left, the International ANSWER and World Can’t Wait quasi-Stalinists and terrorist apologists. I’d include Michael Moore, who argued that al-Qaeda in Iraq were the modern-day equivalents to the Minutemen of the American Revolution, who also made their argument by blowing up carriages with huge bombs buried in the streets and beheaded civilian engineers that they kidnapped from the British … at least according to Moore.
Beyond that, Thomas doesn’t even pay attention to the issues. The Taliban in Pakistan cross the border into Afghanistan to fight the government and NATO; they are primarily Pakistanis, not Afghans. Osama bin Laden is neither — he’s a Saudi of Yemeni descent who runs a network of mostly foreign fighters comprising Uighers, Uzbeks, Chechens, and Arabs out of the FATA, and who by the way attacked the US on 9/11 and not any of the aforementioned countries. “Their own country” is as ignorant as it gets.
So what do Hot Air readers find more objectionable — the actual statement from Thomas, or the condescending manner in which she explained it to Tommy? I’d say six of one, half-dozen of the other.
Update: Look, I know you are all having a lot of fun picking on Thomas’ looks, but believe me, if someone told me I’d be doing this at 88 with my own seat at the White House briefing room, I wouldn’t really care what I looked like as long as I was still breathing.
Update II, 12:11 am: Mission accomplished — no Good at Cooking with Andy this weekend.










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The face that launched a thousand quips.
Christien on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
This broad is a whack job. If she was a conservative,,,,they would be trying to lock her up for her own good. Come to think of it…………
retiredeagle on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Throw a bucket of water on her and see what happens.
profitsbeard on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Part of the problem is that liberals define people by their supposed intentions. People fighting for freedom, good. Obama’s good because he has good intentions. Republicans are evil because they have evil intentions. Conservatives, meanwhile, tend to adopt more objective measures. Terrorism is a tactic that makes those who wield that tactic unacceptable regardless of the reason for which they are fighting. This is one reason why liberals are so easily misled. Any tactic is acceptable to them as long as it’s done for a good reason. You have to understand that liberals simply operate under a different moral system than conservatives do.
JohnJ on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Helen Thomas? Toolette? I give up.
DrStock on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Anyone ever seen the 2 of them together?
Wade on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Hey Whoopee:
Helen does look like the Wicked Witch of the East. Bill nailed it!
paulsur on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
You can put lipstick on a zombie,,,
JellyToast on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Well SOME PEOPLE consider her to be a worthless hack. But somehow I don’t think that opinion will be welcomed quite as warmly in the MSM.
Fighton03 on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Did anyone see The Dark Crystal……
Gulfcoastconservative on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
JetGirl
Wade on February 20, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Since the new commenter-registration, even the most un-dude-worthy news headline gets 500 in the first ten minutes.
Tzetzes on February 20, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Submitted for QoD.
Entelechy on February 20, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Hey, but she let Steven Fowler, America’s Worst Husband, move in with her after he was driven from San Fran.
RobertJ78704 on February 20, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Yeah…they were partying with Janet Reno….
Fighton03 on February 20, 2009 at 6:28 PM
As my daddy used to say, “Helen, darlin’, when you say ‘we’ in that manner, you must have a mouse in your pocket!”
Helen Thomas stikes terror in me.
marybel on February 20, 2009 at 6:28 PM
“Plenty of liberals don’t buy into the nutty moral equivalency of terrorists who target civilians for political purposes and the people who fight the terrorists hiding among the civilians”.
Where are those liberals? I never heard of one or met one. When confronted about terrorism, the equivocate. Their deeply held opinion is the same at that of Helen Thomas, just as most liberals supported the Viet Cong or the Sandanistas, or Joe Stalin, etc. Remember, even Harry Truman defended Alger Hiss and stopped the investigation into treason and espionage in the Amerasia case.
All the Cold War liberals are long dead, if they really ever existed.
federale86 on February 20, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Both. I think she’s suffering from dementia myself.
becki51758 on February 20, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Seven Percent Solution on February 20, 2009 at 6:21 PM
So terribly pervey….Yikes!
You’re in a bunker somewhere, right? These two chicks are like something from a horror movie.
Cody1991 on February 20, 2009 at 6:29 PM
I need a shot of vodka.
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:29 PM
I think she should only be talking about herself. Maybe she can get some of that free gubmint health care and get her head examined.
Brat4life on February 20, 2009 at 6:30 PM
That’s 40 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.
tartan on February 20, 2009 at 6:30 PM
She’s cute!
Now excuse me as I cover myself in chocolate and marshmallows, stick a knife in an electrical outlet and become a human smore.
GoodBoy on February 20, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Laura Ingraham should do a separated at birth segment with Helen and Yassar Arafat-same face, different drag costume.
OmahaConservative on February 20, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Warning:
Ed has initiated the Helen Thomas Computer Virus.
Government Computers have initiated their launch sequence.
At least the terrorist won’t survive!
jrab01 on February 20, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Lol.
tartan on February 20, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Lincoln would have put her in front of a firing squad.
Lincoln did but she somehow got away.
Bishop on February 20, 2009 at 6:31 PM
The most maddening thing is that she will one day soon take ill, it will be reported here on Hotair, and 3/4s of the comments will be something like, “while I disagree with her left-wing politics, her terrorist sympathizing, her evil moral equivalency, and her general diabolical world view, I wish her a speedy recovery.”
lol.
keep the change on February 20, 2009 at 6:32 PM
I find the dishonesty – the willing dishonesty, most objectionable. Secondarily, I find it objectionable that someone willing to be so dishonest in everyday life, while doing their job, is in the position Thomas is.
1968eric on February 20, 2009 at 6:32 PM
That old battle axe could hunt squirrels without a gun, just ugly them to death by looking at them. The comment that she looks like yassuh arafat is mean-the ratface is dead so give him a break…
jsanderssr on February 20, 2009 at 6:34 PM
“By the way, you were terrific in The Wizard of Oz.“
Notorious GOP on February 20, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Prolly cuz it’s already legal to say you belong to the GOP.
TeeDee on February 20, 2009 at 6:34 PM
I second that!
Cr4sh Dummy on February 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM
jsanderssr on February 20, 2009 at 6:34 PM
LOL can’t top that one
Otis B on February 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM
I find the dishonesty – the willing dishonesty, most objectionable. Secondarily, I find it objectionable that someone willing to be so dishonest in everyday life, while doing their job, is in the position Thomas is.
1968eric on February 20, 2009 at 6:32 PM
So, what’s your opinion about dishonesty?
Bishop on February 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM
That may be, and I should probably feel terrible for what I’ve said.
But here’s a question. If Helen Thomas walked into your house would you:
1) Hold garlic in front of your face
2) Look for a silver bullet
3) Hold a crucifix on your heart
4) Grab a gun
5) Call for the police and pray
/I’m so conflicted!!
Cody1991 on February 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Oh how I love this blog and its humor. Keeps one sane.
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM
She proves the addage that only the good die young.
afotia on February 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Roadkill Thomas is the reason burkhas were invented.
prince of dorkness on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
The woman is a miserable hack — she is the court jester of the White House Press Corps.
Being a leftist means never having to say you’re sorry.
Richard Romano on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Roadkill Thomas is the reason burkhas were invented.
prince of dorkness on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
I’m going with the Moyers Defense.
1. Deny it.
2. I was really young.
3. What will I tell my children?
Christien on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Ed, Mother Evil, just sent me this email.
Whee I am now motorized! Scooter works real well. Maybe I will try NASCAR! All is well the weather is a little warmer. Hopefully no more long Tornado warnings. So far so good..Even (Sic) is escaping them, and she lives in Tornado Alley! Well gotta go take a drive into the kitchen.. Love You Mom and Grandma So far the dogs are just looking at me!
Mother Evil, turned 80 this month. She has had a grandson, and son in laws, that have served in the Army and Air Force. I don’t think she is the mother of all terrorist? but I would like Helen Thomas to share her opinion with Mother Evil…..how fast can Helen Thomas run? I mean what is the top speed she has been clocked at?
Dr Evil on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
One of my sons just walked in, saw the picture and asked, “Is she being embalmed on the installment plan?”
coldwarrior on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
One woud think that Helen Thomas would have some friends or family that would take her aside and tell her to shut the hell up.
myrenovations on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
I agree, throw water on her and see what happens. Maybe O’Rielly was right.
tarpon on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
LOL…yeah…too bad the Silver Minie Ball had yet to be invented.
soundingboard on February 20, 2009 at 6:36 PM
That may be 40 sec. of your life you don’t want back.
Speakup on February 20, 2009 at 6:37 PM
All of the above.
Some Biblical demon turned her into a pillar of silt.
MrScribbler on February 20, 2009 at 6:37 PM
Can’t she just shrivel up and blow away in the wind? Is that too misogynist to hope for that?
StevefromMKE on February 20, 2009 at 6:37 PM
At this point in time, I don’t really believe that she’s being dishonest. I think she’s just operating on auto-pilot using the last leftward spiral her mind actually created…
About 10 years ago….
BigWyo on February 20, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Can we send her to live with Jimmah?
gitarfan on February 20, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Helen Thomas: Poster Child for the Fugly Movement.
http://www.uglypeople.com
/founded by her spawn, I’m sure.
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Oh geez. While watching the video I couldn’t help thinking what Helen Thomas and Henry Waxman’s baby would look like…all I came up with was Freddy Krueger mixed with a zombie mixed with a radish mixed the tears of a 1000 babies. And my sanity.
Emily M. on February 20, 2009 at 6:40 PM
Can we send her to Jimmah, Ethiopia?
coldwarrior on February 20, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Cheney should’ve announced he was running for president.
Christien on February 20, 2009 at 6:41 PM
I vote that so-called journalist Helen Thomas spend some quality time with some “so-called” terrorists. Maybe her employers at the Daily Worker can sponsor the trip to Waziristan for her.
MikeHu on February 20, 2009 at 6:42 PM
Her face!
Maquis on February 20, 2009 at 6:42 PM
I can smell her Depends from here.
RobCon on February 20, 2009 at 6:42 PM
It’s defo intervention time, for sure, baby! I asked the same thing about Carter. Doesn’t anyone love these despicable sods enough to get them out of the way – or relieve themselves from embarrassment? I mean, really ! Who wants to sit next to Helen at pressers?
Cody1991 on February 20, 2009 at 6:42 PM
How about stripping down to your birthday suit and getting that gallon jar of mayonnaise you have been saving……..?
Seven Percent Solution on February 20, 2009 at 6:42 PM
What does Helen Thomas smell like?
?Depends!
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Assuming their species can procreate.
They tend to abort before birth.
Kini on February 20, 2009 at 6:44 PM
Helen at the turn of the century, circa 1897
OmahaConservative on February 20, 2009 at 6:44 PM
The likeness is incredible.
“Intellectual and honesty”= two words that should never be used in reference to anything Helen Thomas says.
canditaylor68 on February 20, 2009 at 6:44 PM
They had cameras back then? Wow!
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Nah, her family are Lebanese Chinese and they bound her brain as a child.
Fortunata on February 20, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Helen of Thomas the face that launched a thousand insults…
William Amos on February 20, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Katie Couric – This is you in 50 years! HA
RobCon on February 20, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Or Arianna Huffington in 5 years.
William Amos on February 20, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Helen Thomas is one of those “So Called” Journalist.
Kini on February 20, 2009 at 6:47 PM
!
Depends is an adult diaper. (sheesh)
RobCon on February 20, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Helen Thomas represents the Tyranny of Incompetency.
The same ideology of BHO. She shall stay. So sayeth the King. So sayeth we all.
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:48 PM
JetBoy, whatever you wish to make of your question…
Entelechy on February 20, 2009 at 6:48 PM
O.k….. that explains a lot and makes a lot of sense. Now, stuff like the left’s worship of “Che”, the “Palestinians” (what a farce), Mao, Stalin, etc., etc. are much more understandable. I had never thought of it in that light.
Is it a cultural programming, do you think, or are their brains simply wired incorrectly?
Theophile on February 20, 2009 at 6:48 PM
So, which do you hate? Mayonnaise or Helen Thomas? ;))
Cody1991 on February 20, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Tell Quasimodo over there to shut the hell up and take it back to the belfrey…
SuperCool on February 20, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Hoop shot!
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:49 PM
By the way Helen, have you seen Hansel and Gretel lately?
RobCon on February 20, 2009 at 6:49 PM
Now I’ll have to sleep with the lights on, thanks Ed. = )
thomasaur on February 20, 2009 at 6:49 PM
She believes what she is saying…..
And I guess, I will defend her right to have an opinion and to express it. Albeit, kool-aide rhetoric.
torrejranne on February 20, 2009 at 6:49 PM
Aloha Kini, we’re all journalists :)
Entelechy on February 20, 2009 at 6:49 PM
Should they really let her out without her keeper or something? She is a danger to herself and others and should be kept in restraints. How does a whackjob like her become the maven of the WH Press Corps? It would be funny if it weren’t so sad.
College Prof on February 20, 2009 at 6:50 PM
I think our volcano would refuse to take that sacrifice.
Kini on February 20, 2009 at 6:50 PM
Helen: “mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest if them all”
mirror: “CRACK”.
jbh45 on February 20, 2009 at 6:50 PM
No. She ate them.
Key West Reader on February 20, 2009 at 6:51 PM
+1
OmahaConservative on February 20, 2009 at 6:51 PM
Is it me, or does she resemble a chimpanzee? NY post anyone?
jbh45 on February 20, 2009 at 6:51 PM
idiocy as bad as Helen’s almost makes me feel sorry for her…..almost
Krychek on February 20, 2009 at 6:52 PM
Helen used to be a modo…now she is just a quasi-modo.
coldwarrior on February 20, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Use this picture ed
William Amos on February 20, 2009 at 6:53 PM
I wanted to ask another board that question but it was in reference to I can’t rememer her name now Ellen… Liberal news pundit
Conan on February 20, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Katie Couric – This is you in 50 years! HA
RobCon on February 20, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Wow!! Now there’s someone who is as mean as me. WELCOME!!
Catie’s face will catch up with her. She’s a mean little troll with good calves (thanks to endless training).
Few have figured out that she has the IQ of a cucumber. Well, ratings are catching up. IMHO, she’s a gonner in the next year or two.
Cody1991 on February 20, 2009 at 6:55 PM
72 Virgins Alert
William Amos on February 20, 2009 at 6:55 PM
What is the point of using her Glamour Shot portrait?
OmahaConservative on February 20, 2009 at 6:55 PM
Ansel Adams would be a perfect portrait artist for her.
RobCon on February 20, 2009 at 6:55 PM
Helen of Thomas the face that launched a thousand
insultslunches…William Amos on February 20, 2009 at 6:46 PM
soundingboard on February 20, 2009 at 6:56 PM
She is so senile Sen. Robert Byrd laughs at her.
RobCon on February 20, 2009 at 6:56 PM
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