Via InstaGlenn, Reason TV goes hunting for fish in a barrel. It’s the man-on-the-street version of that celebrity pledge: Either their commitment to service is conditional on who holds the White House or else it isn’t, in which case they’re not quite as inspired by The One as they thought. This is what happens, I guess, when you take Obama’s Chauncey Gardner-esque catchphrases seriously. Which, per the Onion, you really shouldn’t.