Venezuela heading for collapse

posted at 10:01 am on February 9, 2009 by Ed Morrissey

The collapse in oil prices has hit OPEC nations hard, but perhaps none more so than Venezuela.  Hugo Chavez apparently put more of his profits into his socialization programs than in paying contractors for their work.  Now they have stopped working altogether as Chavez has no money to pay their past-due notices, which will curtail production just when Chavez needs it most:

Venezuela’s state oil company is behind on billions in payments to private oil contractors from Oklahoma to Belarus, some of which have now stopped work, even as President Hugo Chavez funnels more oil revenue to social programs.

Petroleos de Venezuela SA, or PDVSA, says unpaid invoices jumped 39 percent in the first nine months of last year — reaching $7.86 billion in September. And that was when world oil was selling for $100 a barrel.

With prices plummeting by more than half, PDVSA is trying to renegotiate some contracts. But analysts say hardball tactics to reduce charges from crucial service providers could backfire by lowering Venezuela’s oil output. And foreign debt markets are reflecting jitters about Venezuela’s finances.

How badly has this already hampered operations?  Two rigs run by a Tulsa contractor have shut down, cutting into Chavez’ revenues, and nine more controlled by the contractor will shut down by July unless Venezuela pays the bills — more than $100 million.  PDVSA had to take over another off-shore rig when a Dallas company said “Adios” after Chavez reneged on a $35 million debt.  Even Belarus, hardly unfriendly to dictatorial strong men, has had enough, ending its work on a gas pipeline and possibly two other contracts in the coming weeks.

Chavez has had PDVSA take over operations where possible, but PDVSA doesn’t have the resources or the skills to replace the contractors.  If they did, Venezuela wouldn’t have outsourced the work in the first place.  Unless Chavez finds a way to replace the contractors or to pay them what they’re owed, he will start losing as much as $5 million a day in lost output.

Why can’t Chavez simply pay these contractors and secure his revenue stream?  He doesn’t have the money.  Chavez spent like a drunken sailor on his socialization projects, assuming that the price would remain high even for his sulphuric crude.  When the bottom fell out of the oil market in the recession, Chavez was already overextended, and now he’s all but broke.  His nationalization of the oil fields had already cut into his output, and the low margin on what he does produce can’t maintain his political projects and the oil fields at the same time.

Chavez faces another key vote this year.  If he stops spending money on his pet projects, he’ll lose the support of the poor, practically his only constituency now.  If he doesn’t pay the contractors, though, his entire economy could collapse, creating a huge backlash against the man who claimed nationalization would cure all Venezuela’s ills.  Chavez may soon reach the end of his rope, and as Benito Mussolini discovered when his dictatorship resulted in disaster, that’s not necessarily a figurative phrase.

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And yet Obama still thinks that Venezuela is the model to emulate.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:03 AM

He doesn’t have the money to pay his workers? Hmm, isn’t that similar to what’s going on in California right now?

Doughboy on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Dictatorship number 3793 hits bottom – didnt see that coming

EricPWJohnson on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

While I feel sorry for the poor of Venezuela, I have to remember that they are the ones who voted for this Bozo, and continue to support him.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Any chance our liberal politicians will see this as a warning to them?

Didn’t think so….

ladyingray on February 9, 2009 at 10:05 AM

Maybe the Kennedys can bail him out, since they seem to like him so much.

rockmom on February 9, 2009 at 10:06 AM

Perfect timing for this story. Do you think the MSM will make the obvious connection?

Wine_N_Dine on February 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM

in a few years, that will be America….but of course 67% of the people will support Obama bankrupting our country…

THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA IS COMPLETE! circa 2009

SDarchitect on February 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM

Hugo, you promised. I want my freaking oil handout.

hawkdriver on February 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM

While I feel sorry for the poor of Venezuela, I have to remember that they are the ones who voted for this Bozo, and continue to support him.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Much like here.

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:07 AM

Wait… all that spending didn’t create a “stimulus” for his economy?

Isn’t spending what a stimulus is? (According to Obama?)

Skywise on February 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM

Why is Oklahoma working for Chavez and not the US. They’d still be in the same situation but at least the US would be getting the money and not Hugo.

Is this the direction the US is heading for? Only we don’t have any resources that the government will let us produce to get us out of a mess like this. This is just a frighting situation all the way around.

Brat4life on February 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM

well, he did aspire to be like Castro and Cuba

runner on February 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM

Chavez is not running anything, the bird is and he is intentionally screwing things up. If you ever see Obama with a bird, run, don’t walk. We need a leader who knows how to deal with birds

Mr. Joe on February 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM

Venezuela Mexico U.S. heading for collapse

Fixed it.

stenwin77 on February 9, 2009 at 10:09 AM

I just saw one of those “Citgo helps the poor” commercials in TV. I wonder if they’ll continue to be shown? Another obvious question, will we be bailing out the companies/banks that lost money dealing with this dictator?

Wine_N_Dine on February 9, 2009 at 10:10 AM

Okay, I must first point out that I am completely ignorant of the oil business when I ask this question: why in the hell are there oil contractors in Oklahoma working for Hugo Chavez?

MadisonConservative on February 9, 2009 at 10:10 AM

While I feel sorry for the poor of Venezuela, I have to remember that they are the ones who voted for this Bozo, and continue to support him.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Some tried to speak out and he took over the media. That’s exactly why we need the Fairness Doctrine passed and quickly! sarc/

hawkdriver on February 9, 2009 at 10:10 AM

Why is Oklahoma working for Chavez and not the US?

That’s a no brainer, we won’t let them drill here.

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

And yet Obama still thinks that Venezuela is the model to emulate.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:03 AM

Socialism always fails under it’s own weight. But, we will get it right. Right??? After all, “He” knows best.

N4646W on February 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

Come to think of it, Rahm Emanuel looks rather banty doesn’t he!

Mr. Joe on February 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

He doesn’t have the money to pay his workers? Hmm, isn’t that similar to what’s going on in California right now?

Doughboy on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Ever considered the irony of CA being able to fund the fertilization birthing exploits of a crazy single mom with 14 kids while giving out IOUs to taxpayers owed a refund?

a capella on February 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

Viva la revolucion!

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on February 9, 2009 at 10:12 AM

Why is Oklahoma working for Chavez and not the US. They’d still be in the same situation but at least the US would be getting the money and not Hugo.

Is this the direction the US is heading for? Only we don’t have any resources that the government will let us produce to get us out of a mess like this. This is just a frighting situation all the way around.

Brat4life on February 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM

Well, you’d probably need oil leases – you know, federal land, offshore drilling, ANWR…

Wethal on February 9, 2009 at 10:12 AM

Anybody call RFK Jr. and tell him is bonus is “off” for this year from Hugo?

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:13 AM

While I feel sorry for the poor people of Venezuela the United States, I have to remember that they are the ones who voted for this Bozo Obama, and continue to support him.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Who will be writing this about us?

BuckeyeSam on February 9, 2009 at 10:13 AM

why in the hell are there oil contractors in Oklahoma working for Hugo Chavez?

MadisonConservative on February 9, 2009 at 10:10 AM

1. Restrictions on drilling in the US means that smaller US oilfield service companies cannot do domestic only.
2. Multinational large service companies work all over the world, as needs for different oil and regional rig counts wax and wane.
3. PDVSA is a patronage company, with many employees there just because uncle is an exec, so there are many non-working but employed PDVSA employees. Somebody has to do the real work.

Vashta.Nerada on February 9, 2009 at 10:13 AM

Quick – we need a HCRP (Hugo Chavez Rescue Plan) -
Congress should tack on another $100 Billion for poor Hugo.
Maybe his Hollywood buddies can hold a benefit gala?????

izoneguy on February 9, 2009 at 10:15 AM

Chavez may soon reach the end of his rope, and as Benito Mussolini discovered when his dictatorship resulted in disaster, that’s not necessarily a figurative phrase.

Didn’t the Italians string Mussolini up (upside down, no less) by piano wire?

BuckeyeSam on February 9, 2009 at 10:15 AM

Don’t worry, Thugo. Just line up at the Obama money trough for a bailout, courtesy American capitalism.

whitetop on February 9, 2009 at 10:16 AM

I’m sure Sean Penn is on a plane as we speak, with his checkbook in hand.

/sarc

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Vashta.Nerada on February 9, 2009 at 10:13 AM

4. Chavez nationalized the oilfields of Venezuela, so in the sense of “L’etat, c’est moi”, the oil belongs to him.

Vashta.Nerada on February 9, 2009 at 10:16 AM

That’s a no brainer, we won’t let them drill here.

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

Then where are they drilling at? Are they over in Venezuela drilling? I know they drill in Oklahoma. They have rigs all over the place.

Brat4life on February 9, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Send Cindy Sheehan back over there to straighten things out.

Bishop on February 9, 2009 at 10:17 AM

While I feel sorry for the poor of Venezuela, I have to remember that they are the ones who voted for this Bozo, and continue to support him.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

I feel the same way about the Gazans. They voted for Hamas, and thus aren’t innocent victims. I view voting ina Democracy not just as picking the leaders, but also as taking some degree of responsibility for the leaders picked. Not voting does not evade that responsibility.

thuja on February 9, 2009 at 10:17 AM

History shows us that when desperate regimes run into tough economic times – they strike outside their borders.

This will not end well.

jake-the-goose on February 9, 2009 at 10:17 AM

Who will be writing this about us?
BuckeyeSam on February 9, 2009 at 10:13 AM

Bangladesh.

Bishop on February 9, 2009 at 10:18 AM

Socialism always fails under it’s own weight. But, we will get it right. Right??? After all, “He” knows best.

The bigger they are the harder they fall.
Hell I say we invade Venezuela with a mercenary force
funded by American oil producers. Hang Hugo from the
tallest rig for a clear message. We can give the people
25% for their cut.

izoneguy on February 9, 2009 at 10:18 AM

Then where are they drilling at? Are they over in Venezuela drilling?

uh, yeah.

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:18 AM

3. PDVSA is a patronage company, with many employees there just because uncle is an exec, so there are many non-working but employed PDVSA employees. Somebody has to do the real work.

Vashta.Nerada on February 9, 2009 at 10:13 AM

As we accelerate towards an economy of state and municipal governments, is this an example of the look of things to come?

BuckeyeSam on February 9, 2009 at 10:19 AM

As we accelerate towards an economy of state and municipal governments, is this an example of the look of things to come?

BuckeyeSam on February 9, 2009 at 10:19 AM

That’s the plan – 51% dependents and 49% producers. The producers feed the dependents, and the dependents decide by popular vote how much the producers pay.

Vashta.Nerada on February 9, 2009 at 10:21 AM

No worries. In our new era of Hopenchange, President Obama will meet, without preconditions, with Hugo to discuss the United States’ bailout of the Venezuelan economy.

/sarc

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on February 9, 2009 at 10:21 AM

Vashta.Nerada on February 9, 2009 at 10:13 AM

In other words, the Venezuelan government is looking out for its own interests, and the United States government is refusing to look out for its own interests.

Christ.

MadisonConservative on February 9, 2009 at 10:21 AM

As we accelerate towards an economy of state and municipal governments, is this an example of the look of things to come?

BuckeyeSam on February 9, 2009 at 10:19 AM

pretty much cuz everyone will be employed (here) by the government in 4 years. National banks, national health care, national car company, national insurance company…

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:21 AM

With any luck he’ll end up like Mussolini.

Akzed on February 9, 2009 at 10:22 AM

I just hope its the people who voted for chavez who suffer the most, just as I hope its the libs in this country who suffer the most during the coming collapse..

right4life on February 9, 2009 at 10:22 AM

uh, yeah.

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:18 AM

I didn’t know we had people over there drilling. I thought Hugo was incharge of all that. Making his people work for free and stealing the oil. Didn’t know he wanted US companies in there.

Brat4life on February 9, 2009 at 10:23 AM

What are the odds Obama bailing out Chavez?

beatcanvas on February 9, 2009 at 10:23 AM

Why is Oklahoma working for Chavez and not the US. They’d still be in the same situation but at least the US would be getting the money and not Hugo.

Brat4life on February 9, 2009 at 10:08 AM

Because the US govt won’t permit the drilling of oil.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:24 AM

Hmm…possible regime change in Iran and Venezuela.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/feb/09/muhammad-khatami-iran-elections

It almost makes a person wonder if the U.S. financial crisis was a manufactured event? Look at the consequences to our enemies.

Dr Evil on February 9, 2009 at 10:25 AM

Couldn’t happen to nicer guy…

voiceofreason on February 9, 2009 at 10:25 AM

If they really want to pull this off, we have got to have the posters and tee-shirts with the beret and beard. That will get public support. After all the Che posters are getting a little long in the tooth. I’m surprised Ayers hasn’t suggested this. Humm, maybe I could get a job in his PR department.

N4646W on February 9, 2009 at 10:26 AM

***
Hugo Chavez only made one mistake–he is not listening to his best, most skilled, and most honest advisor.
***
Hugo–start listening to Polly–she is the smarter one in the picture. Just watch your shoulder when she starts dancing on one leg and making gurgling sounds!
***
John Bibb
***

rocketman on February 9, 2009 at 10:26 AM

Akzed on February 9, 2009 at 10:22 AM

I prefer the Allende analogy. Let the bastard commit suicide as the liberators of the country storm the palace.

Yes, for the trolls, I just said Pinochet liberated Chile from Allende and his destructive Marxist thugs. Sue me.

PimFortuynsGhost on February 9, 2009 at 10:27 AM

Socialism failed here? I just can not believe it. It has worked everywhere else, hasn’t it?… can someone explain this?

mankai on February 9, 2009 at 10:27 AM

Maybe the Kennedys can bail him out, since they seem to like him so much.

Chavez is not a rum/pill peddler, he sells oil and they took Uncle Teddy’s keys years ago.

NoDonkey on February 9, 2009 at 10:27 AM

Socialism always fails under it’s own weight. But, we will get it right. Right??? After all, “He” knows best.

N4646W on February 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

Look at Argentina. Back in the 1920′s, they had a standard of living that was only a small notch below that of the US.

Then they elected a flaming socialist. Who proceeded to destroy their economy. After a couple of decades of misery, they elect someone who promises to roll back the socialistic “reforms”. He does, the economy picks up.

As soon as the economy starts to recover, they elect another socialist who promises to redistribute all of this “newly found wealth” to the masses.

The cycle repeats.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:28 AM

Gallup says that 59% of americans disapprove of the GOPs handling of Venezuela.

OH GOP isn’t in charge of Venezuela but still gets blamed? Yeah made sense in the other poll too ;)

lorien1973 on February 9, 2009 at 10:28 AM

It almost makes a person wonder if the U.S. financial crisis was a manufactured event? Look at the consequences to our enemies.

Dr Evil on February 9, 2009 at 10:25 AM

I think it was, but the main reason was to manufacture a ‘crisis’ to justify increased federal control over every area of our economy and life…

right4life on February 9, 2009 at 10:29 AM

Then where are they drilling at? Are they over in Venezuela drilling? I know they drill in Oklahoma. They have rigs all over the place.

Brat4life on February 9, 2009 at 10:16 AM

The rigs in question are in Venezuela.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:30 AM

It almost makes a person wonder if the U.S. financial crisis was a manufactured event? Look at the consequences to our enemies.

Dr Evil on February 9, 2009 at 10:25 AM

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/09/barack_obama_and_the_strategy.html

There may be some truth to your first sentence. Long read but worth it.

milwife88 on February 9, 2009 at 10:30 AM

If haven’t already… stop buying Citgo gasoline.

Let this monster drown in his Socialist paradise.

mankai on February 9, 2009 at 10:30 AM

While I feel sorry for the poor of Venezuela, I have to remember that they are the ones who voted for this Bozo, and continue to support him.

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM

They deserve every bit of pain coming their way, and then some.

progressoverpeace on February 9, 2009 at 10:31 AM

As goes Mugabe will Hugo.

They bow at the same altar (themselves) in the name of Marx, not unlike Bama.

The lesson of Zimbabwe is that the politic class running things does miss meals in the midst of famine and epidemic. Hugo isn’t worried, he has a basic monopoly on the use of force (except for criminals) and the legal system to compel any resistance to cease.

Chris Dodd is among Hugo’s admirers in Congress, Pelosi, too. No wonder Dodd took the Countrywide loans and won’t show anyone the papers. And the “stimulus” bill drastically extends the reach of government.

Harry Schell on February 9, 2009 at 10:31 AM

They deserve every bit of pain coming their way, and then some.

progressoverpeace on February 9, 2009 at 10:31 AM

Lucky for us, we were smart enough to elect Obama.

mankai on February 9, 2009 at 10:32 AM

Gallup says that 59% of americans disapprove of the GOPs handling of Venezuela.

OH GOP isn’t in charge of Venezuela but still gets blamed? Yeah made sense in the other poll too ;)

lorien1973 on February 9, 2009 at 10:28 AM

The polling must be weighted with the same people who voted for Obama and who also thought the GOP held both houses of Congress and didn’t know who Pelosi and Reid were.

BuckeyeSam on February 9, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Venezuela’s state oil company is behind on billions in payments to private oil contractors from Oklahoma

– from the article

Um, that’s kind of what you get when you get bed with commies – screwed like a whore without the cash.

Branch Rickey on February 9, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Lucky for us, we were smart enough to elect Obama.

What do you have a mouse in your pocket?

Wine_N_Dine on February 9, 2009 at 10:35 AM

Well now is a dilemma, do the Hollywood elites bail out their own state of California and its socialization…or do they bail out Chavez, the “model” that they so adore.
Such a difficult decision…they better send Obama to talk to Chavez…

right2bright on February 9, 2009 at 10:35 AM

can someone explain this?

mankai on February 9, 2009 at 10:27 AM

To small bailout package. To little government regulation.

the_nile on February 9, 2009 at 10:35 AM

Lucky for us, we were smart enough to elect Obama.

mankai on February 9, 2009 at 10:32 AM

We deserve what we get, too. It’s unfortunate for those of us who understood the idiot messiah for what he is, but our country must pay a steep penance for treating our government with so much frivolity in a time of such consequence. It is inexcusable. Obnoxious stupidity should never go unpunished.

progressoverpeace on February 9, 2009 at 10:36 AM

Gee, this sounds familiar. Hugo isn’t by any chance a Democrat?

unclesmrgol on February 9, 2009 at 10:37 AM

I thought Hugo was incharge of all that. Making his people work for free and stealing the oil. Didn’t know he wanted US companies in there.

Yes. Foreign oil companies no longer can lease fields there, but PVDSA contracts out some of the work to foreign service companies, like the Danish and Oklahoma ones mentioned in the article.

juliesa on February 9, 2009 at 10:37 AM

Ever considered the irony of CA being able to fund the fertilization birthing exploits of a crazy single mom with 14 kids while giving out IOUs to taxpayers owed a refund?

a capella on February 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

Yes, but I can’t lay the blame entirely at California’s doorstep. After all, it was our idiotic Supreme Court that decided that we have a Constitutional right to have children — but no corresponding responsibility to take care of them.

AZCoyote on February 9, 2009 at 10:39 AM

- from the article

Um, that’s kind of what you get when you get bed with commies – screwed like a whore without the cash.

Branch Rickey on February 9, 2009 at 10:34 AM

we have to go where the work is, cuz we can’t drill here. It’s called keeping americans at work in spiteof the US government.

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:39 AM

Venezuela expected help when necessary from Russia and Iran. But all have the same oil money deficits now. That leaves Obama and China to bail Chavez out.

JiangxiDad on February 9, 2009 at 10:39 AM

“It almost makes a person wonder if the U.S. financial crisis was a manufactured event? Look at the consequences to our enemies.”

Rove, you magnificent bastard!!

exhelodrvr on February 9, 2009 at 10:40 AM

MarkTheGreat on February 9, 2009 at 10:28 AM

Isn’t it funny, how history repeats it’s self? What is even funnier is socalist always think they can get it right the next time around.

N4646W on February 9, 2009 at 10:41 AM

Chavez may soon reach the end of his rope, and as Benito Mussolini discovered when his dictatorship resulted in disaster, that’s not necessarily a figurative phrase.

It has been my prediction for years that Venezuela will hit bottom when Chavez is hanging from a lamp post. I admit the POS has lasted longer than I thought.

patrick neid on February 9, 2009 at 10:42 AM

Just do like Obama and print more money.

albill on February 9, 2009 at 10:43 AM

Didn’t the Italians string Mussolini up (upside down, no less) by piano wire?

Yes, and their corpses got a lovely tour of Rome where more than shoes and nasty names were hurled at them. /sarc off

“Branch Rickey is resisting urge to make Ogabe reference to Mussolini. Must resist urge….will must be strong”

Branch Rickey on February 9, 2009 at 10:47 AM

What we could do is export that 600 page document, the bail out plan to Chavez…we could sell it to them cheap.

right2bright on February 9, 2009 at 10:50 AM

Just do like Obama and print more money.

albill on February 9, 2009 at 10:43 AM

How big of a carbon footprint does all this printing leave?

N4646W on February 9, 2009 at 10:51 AM

I predict Venezuela will see the Mussolini analogy and bring it to it’s logical conclusion.

Mussolini

BrianA on February 9, 2009 at 10:51 AM

The Tulsa based company is most likely Helmrich & Payne. They operate worldwide, so it’s hardly unusual. Moreover, the US buys over 1,000,000 bbls per day from Chavez – I don’t really see any problem with an American company performing contract drilling services there. It sucks that they’re getting stiffed, but that’s the risk they took.

FreakyBoy on February 9, 2009 at 10:51 AM

But Mussolini was a free-market, home-schooling, low-tax capitalist wasn’t he? He must have been since he was a “fascist.”

mankai on February 9, 2009 at 10:51 AM

This is all Bush’s fault! ~Sean Penn

gwelf on February 9, 2009 at 10:52 AM

That leaves Obama and China to bail Chavez out.

JiangxiDad on February 9, 2009 at 10:39 AM

Go wash yer mouth out. That’s the only base Barry hasn’t covered, so far. China can’t refine Hugo’s sludge. Even a lightworker wouldn’t reach that far, would he?

a capella on February 9, 2009 at 10:57 AM

we have to go where the work is, cuz we can’t drill here. It’s called keeping americans at work in spiteof the US government.

Tim Zank on February 9, 2009 at 10:39 AM

Dont’ disagree without the Leftists in the US and EnviroHacks who won’t let us drill for our own oil (wasn’t one of the grievances against King George was that we weren’t able to reap the benefits of our own resources?) but working for a dictator is not really reliable either.

Branch Rickey on February 9, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Chavez may soon reach the end of his rope, and as Benito Mussolini discovered when his dictatorship resulted in disaster, that’s not necessarily a figurative phrase.

Hugo, I don’t believe that you have ever had a rope around your neck. Well, I’m going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

Tuco on February 9, 2009 at 11:01 AM

Ever considered the irony of CA being able to fund the fertilization birthing exploits of a crazy single mom with 14 kids while giving out IOUs to taxpayers owed a refund?

a capella on February 9, 2009 at 10:11 AM

Here in the PRC, that isn’t irony, it is reality. Just like T Kennedy doesn’t want wind farms obstructing his view, he doesn’t want off shore wells obstructing his view when he visits the Trembelenator.

N4646W on February 9, 2009 at 11:07 AM

Go wash yer mouth out. That’s the only base Barry hasn’t covered, so far. China can’t refine Hugo’s sludge. Even a lightworker wouldn’t reach that far, would he?

a capella on February 9, 2009 at 10:57 AM

Ayn Rand envisioned the failing US sending food and other aid to the more rapidly failing people’s republics around the globe. So I figure that’s how Barry will react.

As for the oil, why couldn’t Chavez invite the Chinese in to run the industry, refine the crude there in Venez, etc, in return for a bailout. If I were China, I might do it.

JiangxiDad on February 9, 2009 at 11:07 AM

Being in the oil biz myself, I have heard horror stories recently about the situation down in Maracaibo.
PDVSA owes almost 100 million to Halliburton and Sclumberger, and you don’t get things done out in the oil field without those two companies.
Huge offshore rigs are pulling out their rigs and heading for home.

One idea: maybe Chavez can simply use some of these new ‘Barry Bucks” to pay off these folks. We’ll be using them ourselves soon enough…

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Zimbabwe_%24100_trillion_2009_Obverse.jpg

TexasJew on February 9, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Don’t fret people, I’m sure somewhere in this crap sandwich there is some money “earmarked” for Hugo. It falls under “hook a brotha up” provision.

milwife88 on February 9, 2009 at 11:11 AM

the USA is next.

Obama makes Chavez look like a genius.

notagool on February 9, 2009 at 11:11 AM

What you see here is EXACTLY what our Founding Fathers were worried about here in Ameirca.

Populist/Socialist Politicians, Federal Government with the ability to tax and spend at whim, and Universal Sufferage.

Once the Government has no checks on its ability to tax and spend (like we turned over with the Income Tax amendment, and Congress using Interstate Commerce for everything), you add in Politicicans who will use that power, to BUY VOTES from the masses (stimulus anyone?)…

The downfall of this great Nation started when someone, somewhere, convinced the populace that we were a Democracy.

Add in universal sufferage, which the Founding Fathers did NOT support (they wanted the sucessful to vote, thus the Poll taxes and such)…

And you have a populist Politician being voted in by buying votes…

Like with a Tax cut for 95% of the people… and going into huge debt… and pork projects… by getting the 30% STUPIDEST SHORTSIGHTED part of the overall electorate to vote for him (Bambi got a bit over 60 Million of 220 million potential voters…).

Romeo13 on February 9, 2009 at 11:14 AM

I’m beginning to believe this is become less of an Atlas Shrugged situation and more of a The Camp of the Saints scenario.

Lovely.

PimFortuynsGhost on February 9, 2009 at 11:16 AM

As for the oil, why couldn’t Chavez invite the Chinese in to run the industry, refine the crude there in Venez, etc, in return for a bailout. If I were China, I might do it.

Because if you invite the Chinese in and they run the industry/refine the crude, what’s to stop the Chinese from taking 100% of everything?

The Venezuelan military? The UN?

Even Chavez isn’t that stupid. Actually, perhaps he is.

NoDonkey on February 9, 2009 at 11:17 AM

what’s to stop the Chinese from taking 100% of everything?

The Venezuelan military? The UN?

Even Chavez isn’t that stupid. Actually, perhaps he is.

NoDonkey on February 9, 2009 at 11:17 AM

They probably would, eventually. But if his choices are to be a Chinese satellite state, or swinging from a lampost, I think he’ll take his orders from Beijing. And who’s gonna stop either Venez. or China from acting? The Venez. military? The UN? Obama?

JiangxiDad on February 9, 2009 at 11:20 AM

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