did the comments get closed for this?

Maybe a provision that you are allowed to take campaign contributions outside of the current laws as long as they remain refrigerated below 32 degress F ?

Red State State of Mind on January 29, 2009 at 9:20 PM

Oh, the language for that one is easy: “In the case of campaign contributions outside the scope and boundaries of existing legislation, all resulting assets must be frozen.

6) A bill saying that the government has an obligation to provide everyone with health care, a home to live in and an above average paying job.

ksm on January 29, 2009 at 4:52 PM

The above average paying job clause has to be called the “Lake Wobegon Rule”.

I can’t understand why people keep electing this douche.

redfoxbluestate on January 29, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Black, ultra-liberal Democrat from Harlem. Capice????

No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.
- Mark Twain

MB4 on January 29, 2009 at 6:38 PM

Great Quote – I’m telling as many people as I can about this.

Perfect!!!! Should of been doing it a long time ago. How about a bill to protect crooks that keep their questionable money in the freezer or some other unlikely place. It would be the “Cold Cash Jefferson” Bill…. ………
DL13 on January 29, 2009 at 6:37 PM

Maybe a provision that you are allowed to take campaign contributions outside of the current laws as long as they remain refrigerated below 32 degress F ?

I would have put “pwn,” but old people don’t know what it means.

blatantblue on January 29, 2009 at 4:13 PM

well, what does it mean?

I’m still waiting for a windfall profits tax proposal to be imposed on Hollywood actors, Trial Lawyers and George Soros and other elitist/rich Democrat interest groups

jp on January 29, 2009 at 4:20 PM

Yeah, “soak the rich”. I’ve never understood why the above could always be for the Democraps when they want to tax “the rich”, as all of them are.

But wait, they always have loopholes, or maybe they just don’t pay! That must be it! Think I’m beginning to understand. /sarc

You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. “Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?” First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, “Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes’?” Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: “I forgot!” How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don’t say “I forgot”? Let’s say you’re on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” Let’s suppose he says back to you, “You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, ‘I forgot’?” Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!”

The sweetest part of this?

No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.
- Mark Twain

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