Awesome: GOP congressman introduces “the Rangel rule”

Other legislation I would introduce to highlight the behavior and ideology of the Left:

1) A bill declaring that children can be killed up to age 1 month “If the mother finds them inconvenient”

And up to 1 year if the life of the baby in any way threatens the life, health, emotional well-being, good mood or cheer of the mother, or forces her to miss Oprah excessively.

2) A bill declaring that polygamy, marrying your sister, dog, horse or car, etc are all ok, because it is a “civil right”.

Unless you met through an internet “broker”, in which case you have to provide your family and criminal background and obtain sign consent before you’re allowed to say “hello”. Furthermore, the other wife, sister, dog, horse or car can run to a shelter and claim “abuse”, in which case you get a restraining order, a criminal history and are forced to pay damanges and child, cult or puppy support, without being allowed at the hearings.

3) A bill saying that criticizing government officials is illegal unless the official being criticized is a Republican.

4) A bill giving animals the same consitutional rights as Americans.

5) A bill that says that judges should interpret the law “without regard to what is written, but rather, in such a way as to advance their personal agendas”.

6) A bill saying that the government has an obligation to provide everyone with health care, a home to live in and an above average paying job.

That doesn’t mean you’re entitled to 6-month cleanings, gall bladder surgery or appendix removal. You have to wait in line 2 years for these, and can be denied if you’re determined to be too dumb, conservative or old, in which case you’re of no value to society — but hey, everyone’s covered!

7) A bill announcing that free maket system is hereby suspended “because the government can do it better”. We might just as well suspend the law of gravity also.

8) A bill saying it is ok to reveal national security secrets to the public if you are “earnestly upset about their implications”.

9) A bill saying that conservatives are mentally deficient and therefore do not have the right of free speech.

Genetic tests are required for all newborns to determine “perpensity” to be a “mentally deficient” conservative, and a clause to rule (1) increases the age to 3 years, or 5 years if the mother can’t watch Oprah regularly!

Of course, the point ot these bills is to take the philospohy of the left to its logical conclusion and therefore show its idiocy.

What bills would you introduce?

ksm on January 29, 2009 at 4:52 PM

Hey – Saul Alinksy, BO’s mentor, said “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” (Saul Alinsky’s Rules For Radicals)

So let’s make sure everyone knows how ridiculous BO’s policies are.

How about a bill declaring that Socialism has been a roaring success in Europe, so we ought to go the same route?

ksm on January 29, 2009 at 5:03 PM