Comments on: Video: The inevitable “I Pledge” parody

By: What’s cooking? : Pursuing Holiness

What’s cooking? : Pursuing Holiness — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:27:20 +0000

[...] still pledge not to give these bozos any of my money. But this response is [...]

By: I pledge | rockmycar

I pledge | rockmycar — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:31:45 +0000

[...] Some of the lines are pretty funny (via Hot Air): [...]

By: Mike Honcho

Mike Honcho — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:19:19 +0000

“I pledge to stop Bowser from kidnapping the Princess again.”

That made me laugh.

By: cobrakai99

cobrakai99 — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:20:17 +0000

pleadge = pledge…. I am going to bed. I am leaving letters out of other posts and re-planting them here. ahhhhg.

By: cobrakai99

cobrakai99 — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:18:59 +0000

I pledge to reduce the carbon footprint of cattle by eating more beef. If it stops just one cow fart, I will willingly throw myself on a t-bone.

rbj on January 26, 2009 at 3:42 PM

I pleadge to do you one better and eat more veal to cut down on the timeframe for methane production.

By: I Pledge: The Spoof « Jane Q. Republican

I Pledge: The Spoof « Jane Q. Republican — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:37:04 +0000

[...] Pledge: The Spoof Jump to Comments Funny enough. But nowhere near as funny as the original, which didn’t intend to be be funny at [...]

By: Video-A new pledge! « The Daley Gator

Video-A new pledge! « The Daley Gator — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:21:55 +0000

[...] Video-A new pledge! Great stuff! H/T Hot Air [...]

By: My Pledge « Sockpuppet Politic

My Pledge « Sockpuppet Politic — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:10:08 +0000

[...] pledge to mercilessly mock vapid celebrities when they create trite propaganda videos like this(or, in the case of Matt Damon, [...]

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:48:25 +0000

I pledge to save the economy by have more gay sex. (Thanks, Nancy!)

By: AZfederalist

AZfederalist — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:28:14 +0000

That was funny.

Funny thing is, if hadn’t been so frightening (I pledge to be Barack Obama’s servant — say what!?), the original would have been something incredibly funny. Not even SNL could have come up with something so absolutely ridiculous.

By: jcila

jcila — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:21:40 +0000

I pledge to ask the Tax cheat in charge if
i can forget to pay my taxes for the next 3 years..

I pledge to combat Global cooling by Turning on every appliance in the house and then sending the bill to AL GORE.

I pledge to throw up each time i see obama plege anything

I pledge to see if there is anyway possible to stop pelozi from blinking like a ding bat..

I pledge to run for some office with the pledge of
I will stop pledging..

Ohh this is just too good..

to all the celebrity Morons in hollywood
thank you for more proof
that all you celebrities are actually

Treasonist Dumb ass stupid lying cheating stealing hoplessly idiotic brats..
and those are your good points

By: hawkdriver

hawkdriver — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:03:10 +0000

UltimateBob on January 26, 2009 at 4:51 PM

I think there might be a little hope. I heard a man who called into our local talk radio program that comes on before Boortz who described himself as a Conservative black man who is developing a rapid of buyers remorse. He said he voted for Obama but the stimulus package and his scandal burdened cabinet nominees made him question, “What he was thinking.”

By: momof2

momof2 — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:02:53 +0000

As usual, liberals talk about helping and conservatives actually do it…. the hypocracy is unbeleivable.

By: hawkdriver

hawkdriver — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:57:48 +0000

+ eleventy billion

Anna on January 26, 2009 at 7:43 PM

lol You sound like Bilbo Baggins Anna. :-)

By: Anna

Anna — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:43:20 +0000

I pledge to reduce the carbon footprint of the military by killing more insurgents with my doorgunners M240s and not just have the Apaches just shoot a Hellfire every time.

I pledge!

hawkdriver on January 26, 2009 at 4:08 PM

+ eleventy billion

By: boomer

boomer — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:10:08 +0000

I just did my taxes and I owe $5400.00. Therefore, I pledge not to pay my taxes so I can become treasurey secretary.

By: MoCoM

MoCoM — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:38:53 +0000

I pledge…at least for one hour every day…to stand in front of a mirror…and practice my pledge…so if I ever become famous…I can do more pledges.

By: from the foothills

from the foothills — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:03:30 +0000

“I pledge” parody…

[HT: HotAir]
Someone put together a pretty good parody of the I Pledge videos. If you have not seen them, the I Pledge videos show leftists of every stripe pledging that they will do anything to help the Obamessiah accomplish his goals. Whatever…

By: Hog Wild

Hog Wild — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:51:43 +0000

I pledge not to pledge.

By: Special K

Special K — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:42:16 +0000

I pledge to contiune to ignore these stupid, sactimonious windbag Hollyweirdos.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:30:47 +0000

Great fun. Ridiculing nitwit Hollyweird libs is a green activity.

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:26:00 +0000

I just watched the original. Do these people realize that they have offered nothing? How about one tour of duty in the military to actually make a difference?

Hening on January 26, 2009 at 4:35 PM

As hard as it is to believe now, just a couple generations ago – the Hollywood bigwigs would have actually done just that.

It’s literally hard to find a male celebrity from the 30s-40s between the ages of 18-40 who didn’t actively serve during WWII (and in some cases, Korea.) These were the A-listers, too. The Brad Pitts and George Clooneys of the era, all putting on uniform – willingly – and going into harm’s way.

Things have, uh, changed a little.

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:22:51 +0000

Laugh out loud funny. The guy in the maroon shirt was good … but the Orlando Bloom lookalike with the white-boy dreads was pretty funny, too.

Liberal comics and cartoonists who claim not to find enough material in the current crop in power are missing a vast, untapped gold mine of pure comedy. Hell, not only does this stuff write itself – but the libs already wrote it. Just cut and paste.

Awesome.

By: jcila

jcila — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:12:13 +0000

I pledge to support the economy by exercising my rights to keep and bear arms and purchasing enough bullets , bandaids and bread to help the economy

I pledge if i EVER even GET the money from the stimulus payment in 2008 i will actually use it to buy something..

somehow i think my stimulus payment was side tracked by pelozi who sent it over to hamass so they could buy more condoms..

I pledge to buy a can of pledge which i will use to pledge my floor with pledge (oh help me i cant stop)…

this is too good im crying here..

By: UltimateBob

UltimateBob — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:55:17 +0000

I pledge to explain the islamic nazis how the 2nd ammendment works by showing them the business end of a 12 guage

jcila on January 26, 2009 at 4:27 PM

If you use a high powered rifle like a 30-06 instead of a 12 ga, you don’t have to get so close to them. It’ll save you the trouble of having to deal with their stench. Plus it’s a whole lot more fun.