Report: Caroline was never in contention because of tax, nanny, family issues
posted at 4:05 pm on January 22, 2009 by Allahpundit
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If the timeline of last night’s clusterfark doesn’t convince you this is one of the weirdest ends to a candidacy in modern political history, maybe this will: I count no fewer than seven theories floated in the past 24 hours for why she quit.
1. She was worried about Teddy.
2. She was pushed out by Teddy because he wants his wife to inherit his own Senate seat and was worried about Kennedy overload.
3. She didn’t want to disrupt her family by moving to D.C.
4. She decided she never really wanted it.
5. She felt guilty that Paterson was being strong-armed into picking her.
6. She found out Paterson wasn’t going to pick her and wanted to get the drop on him.
7. She “became aware of a personal situation that was occurring,” perhaps as recently as within the last two days.
Theories one through five are nonsense; if any were true, she’d have dropped out long ago, not two days before Paterson announced his choice. In fact, Teddy’s camp is reportedly irate that his illness was initially given as the reason since it makes him look like an invalid when he’s trying to push universal health care through Congress. Six and seven are plausible, especially since even some of her closest aides evidently didn’t know what was up. Late-breaking this afternoon from the Post comes word that Princess might have had some Geithner trouble of her own — among other things:
“She has a tax problem that came up in the vetting and a potential nanny issue,” the soruce said. “And reporters are starting to look at her marriage more closely,” the soruce continued, refusing to provide any specifics.
Gossip columns have reported for more than a year that Kennedy’s marriage to Ed Schlossberg is essentially over, and the gossip site Gawker.com has reported rumors that she’s been linked to New York Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger.
Kennedy denied any issue over her marriage in an interview with The Post last month…
Several sources said the governor, who has sole power to replace Clinton, was unimpressed with how the daughter of John F. Kennedy handled media interviews and private sessions with various officials.
Three sources said Paterson had conveyed to Kennedy on Tuesday that she wasn’t likely to get picked. She, too, was at Obama’s inauguration, but kept a very low profile.
Just as I’m writing this, the NYT is out with its own report confirming the tax/nanny angle. Paterson’s spinning it as evidence that he never intended to pick her but the Times says it’s a lie and that the job was all but hers until this happened. That jibes with previous reports of other contenders grumbling that she was a sure thing and Obama’s own people telling reporters that they preferred her. Three obvious exit questions, then: (1) Why didn’t they catch this earlier in the vetting? (2) Did Paterson’s people discover it or did one of the other candidates dig it up as oppo research and drop it on Caroline at the last minute? (3) Given that Geithner’s about to sail through the Senate on his way to Treasury notwithstanding his own tax cheating, why didn’t she tough it out and play this off as a similar “common mistake”? Either we’re talking about a large tax problem here or, maybe, she concluded that voters might tolerate greed from a lowly bureaucrat like him but wouldn’t stomach it coming from America’s most privileged Princess. Which, if true, would mean that her family name actually hurt her in the end. Irony of ironies.
Update: This reminds me of Edwards running for the Democratic nomination knowing that the Rielle Hunter time bomb would eventually go off. What if he had won? Where would that have left the party? Same with Caroline. Assuming she knew about the nanny, was she planning to keep mum until Paterson announced her as the pick so that he was stuck with her?
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BUT…but…. SHE’s a KENNEDY….
originalpechanga on January 22, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Why do all of these policelebs have nannies and housekeepers (and most that they haven’t vetted)? What happened to good old-fashioned homemaking?
Grrrr.
Abby Adams on January 22, 2009 at 4:08 PM
hahahah I love. It couldnt happen to a more disgusting person or a more disgusting political family.
ousoonerfan15 on January 22, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Weirdest quasi-campaign evah. Now hook us up with a melting bunny, AP.
Pasalubong on January 22, 2009 at 4:10 PM
She’s been too busy
workingdoing community serviceraising her kidsbeing a Kennedy.lorien1973 on January 22, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Because, you know, kids, you know, get in the way, you know, of political, you know, fundraising, and, you know, stuff, you know.
Pasalubong on January 22, 2009 at 4:11 PM
looks like the mighty Kennedy empire is on its final death throws…
gatorboy on January 22, 2009 at 4:12 PM
One can only hope.
DrMagnolias on January 22, 2009 at 4:13 PM
This is only making me happier. If I had champagne, I’d toast to her tonight.
Esthier on January 22, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Why did she push the drama button then? From darling princess to drama queen. Go away chick!
FireBlogger on January 22, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Good thing… this proves she is unworthy of being one of 100 Senator’s in our country.
Because her father was good, doesn’t mean SHE would be.
She can’t run her HOME, how can she run the state?
She can’t keep a husband satisfied….
She’s WORTHLESS…. but a Kennedy…
originalpechanga on January 22, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.
USMCDevilDog on January 22, 2009 at 4:13 PM
Sweet Sweet Princess Caroline was damaged goods!
Eagads!
So if she does not qualify, how did her uncle ever managed to hang on after his dip in the Chappaquidick River?
Mr. Joe on January 22, 2009 at 4:15 PM
Hmmm… domestic help and tax problems? Heck, that no big deal. Just ask Obama’s Treasury nominee (who was approved this AM).
And to think… Princess Kennedy was on Obama’s vetting committee.
Damiano on January 22, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Allah, I’ll give you a better one. Bill Clinton has been the Senator-in-waiting all along.
bryanmyrick on January 22, 2009 at 4:19 PM
One thing we’ve learned…Democrats don’t know how to vet.
Bill Richardson.
Topsecretk9 on January 22, 2009 at 4:21 PM
Can we say that the Princess’ Senate campaign has driven off the bridge?
Cicero43 on January 22, 2009 at 4:22 PM
You disproved your original point.
You said she’s unworthy of being a senator. Then said she’s worthless. Thus, she’s more than qualified.
lorien1973 on January 22, 2009 at 4:22 PM
hahahah cicero. Sad but true.
ousoonerfan15 on January 22, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Is Harriet Myers available. I’ve heard that she is very capable.
Vernon Hardapple on January 22, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Sooooooo who was diddling the nanny? Caroline, or Ed?
capejasmine on January 22, 2009 at 4:23 PM
You really know how to hit a guy where it hurts, Allah. This is worthy of a Harry Turtledove novel.
nukemhill on January 22, 2009 at 4:24 PM
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SDarchitect on January 22, 2009 at 4:29 PM
Strangely enough, the first link in #7, above, is no longer working! Who’d a thunk it?
sondiehl on January 22, 2009 at 4:31 PM
After movie producers saw her on TV, they contacted her for a starring role in the remake of Valley Girl. You know?
malclave on January 22, 2009 at 4:32 PM
I’m just glad she’ll be out of the news soon.
Theworldisnotenough on January 22, 2009 at 4:34 PM
Strangely enough, the first link in #7, above, is no longer working! Who’d a thunk it?
sondiehl on January 22, 2009 at 4:31 PM
The Ministry of Truth strikes again.
bryanmyrick on January 22, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Not like she was gonna run the IRS or anything…
1) NOW can we say that Geithner should be rejected? 4 women get shot down for their tax problems, and the man sales thru.
2) Can’t anybody do their taxes correctly? Are they skimping on accounting fees? You’d think liberals would be eager to pay MORE in taxes, they’re so eager for the government to help people.
Speaking of which, even MORE research points out that conservatives are more charitable, and that they don’t stop giving when the economy turns sour:
hawksruleva on January 22, 2009 at 4:42 PM
No wonder Democrats don’t mind raising taxes. They don’t pay them anyway.
MayBee on January 22, 2009 at 4:43 PM
The rumors about her marriage being essentially over have been around for a long time. I think her husband–who was entirely “disappeared” during this entire fiasco, to the point where the media wasn’t even using his name–gave her an ultimatum: “I’ll file for divorce and destroy the ‘Princess Caroline’ myth forever if you go through with this.”
TC@LeatherPenguin on January 22, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Heh.
For a Supreme Court Justice? Hell no. For a senator? Maybe.
And really, if all of us agreed with Bush on every single thing he’s done, he’d have at least a 48% approval rating, so you’re really not doing anything there.
Esthier on January 22, 2009 at 4:47 PM
Best comment of the day!
Topsecretk9 on January 22, 2009 at 4:48 PM
YES Yes, but.. How does she look in a thong bikini?
Qualifications and all that you know.
44Magnum on January 22, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Well at least I got my invisible ghost unicorn, Thunderbolt.
rbj on January 22, 2009 at 4:52 PM
If Caroline qualified as a U.S. Senator, we could just pick the first hundred people out of the check-out line at Wal-Mart and have Senate at least as good as the one we have now.
Cicero43 on January 22, 2009 at 4:54 PM
Because they didn’t catch anything else that showed up till now.
Phoenician on January 22, 2009 at 4:55 PM
I care more about cleaning out my butt fluff
LimeyGeek on January 22, 2009 at 4:56 PM
Why? Because it’s Amateur Hour now. The children are running the house.
PattyJ on January 22, 2009 at 4:58 PM
Hear, hear! How could Princess Caroline be so unpatriotic?
ddrintn on January 22, 2009 at 5:02 PM
She used Turbo Tax, too.
Sloan Morganstern on January 22, 2009 at 5:07 PM
An upper east side limo liberal with a nanny problem ?
How original.
DeweyWins on January 22, 2009 at 5:10 PM
Good Lord. The apple doesn’t fall far from the whore tree, does it? Those Kennedy women do have a habit of pimping themselves out to rich men. Why any decent American has anything but contempt for this white trash family is beyond me. If they weren’t rich, her name would be Tammy, she’d have a meth habit, and her new boyfriend would be running away from the child support payments for his previous 3 children with 3 different women, instead of running away from the shareholders of The New York Times. They’re still trash, just pricey trash.
Rational Thought on January 22, 2009 at 5:16 PM
Hilllllarrrrrrrrrrry!
Well played.
This puts the Appointed One on notice. He’ll need as many bodyguards as Hitler had. Unless he has the guts to take her out. (not likely)
notagool on January 22, 2009 at 5:27 PM
Another one bites the dust…and another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust.
Queen, Another one Bites the Dust…seems appropriate for America’s Princess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo
Dr Evil on January 22, 2009 at 5:27 PM
Geesh. That New York Times story is longer than the 9/11 Commission report. You’d almost think something important happened.
CornFedBeauty on January 22, 2009 at 5:37 PM
The Kennedy’s have to keep up with the Jones’, ….umm…. you know.
BobMbx on January 22, 2009 at 5:48 PM
She’s dropped the Schlossberg name, and hubby doesn’t show up for any of the photo ops with her. Are they still living together? Has anybody even seen the guy lately? Maybe somebody (the nanny?) found out she has his body locked in a freezer in the basement, and that’s why she dropped out.
AZCoyote on January 22, 2009 at 5:50 PM
(1)Why didn’t they catch this earlier in the vetting?
Answer: There is no vetting. The Democrats appoint lackies based solely on how well they kiss ass.
They have shown time and again their willingness to appoint the most incompetent buffons.
Vetting only applies to the Republican party.
Rode Werk on January 22, 2009 at 6:22 PM
That’s probably the first pony she didn’t get in her whole life. The Princess must be suffering from the worst broken heart imaginable.
PC14 on January 22, 2009 at 6:53 PM
At least someone tried vetting her before it was too late.
There seem to be alot of tax problems going on in this country. Want to make a bet it’s going to get a whole lot worse when it comes to people paying their taxes. If those in charge don’t have to pay them, then why do we have to. I can see that excuse all over the news pretty soon. They got away with it so can I. I just wish I knew how bad things are going to get.
Brat4life on January 22, 2009 at 6:57 PM
My opinion on vetting is that many Republicans try to vet to find the problems, then the person committing the infraction is fired/resigns.
Liberals (at least some of them) see “vetting” as looking for problems that people know about or that will come out. They don’t want to really dig and find out all the skeletons. If it can stay hidden, no problem! It’s all about the image, not the substance.
Of course, then you have all these issues bubbling out that weren’t really checked out. Then it’s time to evaluate- do I really have to give up, or can they bluster through or redirect (perjury doesn’t matter if it’s about sex (D), but does if it’s about talking to reporters (R), etc.)
At least, that’s my opinion.
cs89 on January 22, 2009 at 7:24 PM
So, she is having an affair Pinchy.
I guess the apple truly does not fall far from the tree.
Like father, like daughter.
Winebabe on January 22, 2009 at 8:55 PM
That is not the Princess caroline I knew!!!
Well somebody had to say it.
clinker46 on January 22, 2009 at 9:49 PM
In the Name of Obama, the Most Merciful, the Most Compassionate, I present greetings and blessing upon you.
Why didn’t they catch this earlier in the vetting?
She was undergoing vetting? since when?
I R A Darth Aggie on January 23, 2009 at 2:03 PM
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