Video: Celebrities moved by new spiritual leader to become better people

posted at 5:21 pm on January 19, 2009 by Allahpundit

Via the Standard. If ever you doubted that Obamamania is fundamentally a religious movement, at least among nitwits like this, watch and note how few of their pledges are tied to Obama’s policy agenda. It’s mostly personal pap about smiling more and being a better parent, forms of self-improvement which, it seems, simply couldn’t be undertaken until the GOP was out of the White House.

And as always with these things, it’s about five times too long.

Update: “We’re all Americans — NOW.”

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“Just because a child comes from a small place doesn’t mean that you can’t dream big”

Unless your name is Sarah Palin…. huh?

That was impressive, I don’t have that many tools in my home and work toolboxes combined….

Hog Wild on January 19, 2009 at 6:24 PM

So we have Jesus Fish on the back of cars, what will Obama have?

A perfect day for Obamafish

Kensington on January 19, 2009 at 6:25 PM

In this country, where people like Sharpton, Jackson and Wright are not considered wise men by any stretch of the imagination and where in order to win the presidency, Obama had to distance himself from all three.

Esthier on January 19, 2009 at 6:13 PM

Yes they are. The left loves them.

It’s funny that Ayers was not allowed into a socialist country like Canada, yet we allow him to TEACH OUR CHILDREN.

Gregor on January 19, 2009 at 6:25 PM

Also, am I the only one who thinks that Demi Moore morphed into Jennifer Connelly? That’s who I thought it was the first couple of times the camera was on her!

asc85 on January 19, 2009 at 6:28 PM

Don’t know who it is, but at 2:40:

I pledge to sell my obnoxious car and buy a hybrid.

I think he likes the smell of his own farts. Theeenks! | )

m2 on January 19, 2009 at 6:29 PM

Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
What a bunch of freakin loons.
What did Hillary Clinton scream in the microphone a few years back,, that screaming rage thing about the right to disagree with President Bush and the right to disagree with any administration?? Better get that tape out and keep it handy.
“I pledge to be a servant of Obama??”
Oh boy,, that’s a good one!
“I pledge to throw away the remaining tiny brain parts left over from all that meth and coke, and I will serve the god man Obama”
Is there anyone out there anywhere still owndering where these morons would take us if they had a chance????
I would like to know how many RINO’s would make this kind of pledge???
I PLEDGE TO SERVE THE MAN CHILD OBAMA!
Oh my God!! THE ARE CELEBUTARDS EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM!!!!
I just think I am done being surprised and here comes this!! Modern day cult worshipers!!
this is going to be a very interesting 4 years!!
Folks,,, if you are a conservative,, if you have any real ounce of American blood in you,,, you better be prepared to start standing up on your job, at the supermarket, at the rodeo,, at college or at the PTA meeting,, and remind people what it really is to be an American!!
If this is the way our country is going, I am not walking the line!!!
Here’s my pledge,,, the one Obama refused to repeat:
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all.”

JellyToast on January 19, 2009 at 6:32 PM

All I can say is….wow. On the plus side; at least they’re all acknowledging, albeit tacitly, that they’re been selfish, inconsiderate, boobs, secure in their superiority to the rest of the world who have always smiled/volunteered/practiced conservation, etc.

Get over yourselves. Obama might be president but you’re all still insufferable douchebags.

landshark on January 19, 2009 at 6:37 PM

Man.

All of these people are setting themselves up for a huge fall.

blatantblue on January 19, 2009 at 6:39 PM

Is that Gina Gershon at 1:45?

Tanya on January 19, 2009 at 6:41 PM

I pledge to drink more.

rbj on January 19, 2009 at 5:26 PM

LOL!!!

I think I’ll have a few too many as well.

Yakko77 on January 19, 2009 at 6:41 PM

I wish they would just pledge to shut up.

What a bunch of morons.

progressoverpeace on January 19, 2009 at 6:42 PM

Ashton Kutcher from what I’ve read was executive producer of at least 7 or 8 of some of the most ridiculous trash on cable TV, all of which have failed and been cancelled. His celebrity is mainly limited to the fact her married a has-been actress 15 years his senior. Politics is the last refuge of the failed celebrity.

Marcus on January 19, 2009 at 6:42 PM

Barack Obama is just the new Kabbalah for these idiots.

Kensington on January 19, 2009 at 6:46 PM

“Just because a child comes from a small place doesn’t mean that you can’t dream big”

Unless your name is Sarah Palin…. huh?

That was impressive, I don’t have that many tools in my home and work toolboxes combined….

Hog Wild on January 19, 2009

yeah,, exactly,,,I love too, how these morons think they are the first to have ever thought such a thing. Like,, no one in America ever thought that something good could come out of small town, until Obama came along! These same celebutards trash and mock everything about small town America! This is so disgusting!
“I pledge to never again support idiot celebrities like these Marxist twits! I will not see their movies, buy their books, listen to their music or go to the events!!”

JellyToast on January 19, 2009 at 6:47 PM

Ashton Kutcher from what I’ve read was executive producer of at least 7 or 8 of some of the most ridiculous trash on cable TV, all of which have failed and been cancelled.

Marcus on January 19, 2009 at 6:42 PM

You had better not be maligning Beauty and the Geek, sir.

Tanya on January 19, 2009 at 6:47 PM

Seriously, if all these pledges of “correct” behavior and basic human decency are motivated by the arrival of the New Risen Obamaessiah, what’s going to happen when reality sets in, the reality in which the guy is just another lousy self-serving dirty politician from Chicago?

Kensington on January 19, 2009 at 6:49 PM

All of these people are setting themselves up for a huge fall.

blatantblue on January 19, 2009 at 6:39 PM

I think you’re being insanely optimistic by implying that they would let themselves fall. The obvious alternative is to retroactively adjust their own airheaded rhetoric to match Obama’s, and claim that they felt the same all along, knowing that a complicit MSM will conveniently look the other way. For a recent example, see Reid, Harry.

Splashman on January 19, 2009 at 6:51 PM

“Hello, (insert B-list celebrity), if you can promise to smile more without screwing up the line, we may actually have some work for you.” ………. “No, you’ll need to buy your own bus pass.” ……… “OK, see you at the studio.”

Ronnie on January 19, 2009 at 6:52 PM

Morons.

So long as the cameras are rolling, sure, they’ll all be good servants…it’s acting, after all.

But, once the cameras are shut down, and the lights dimmed, the same old same old habits will return. It is all about them…that “me first” thing…and even with the New Messiah being elevated towards the heavens, when you get down to it, none of these morons will change a thing about themselves…none.

If they were sincere…they’d have rolled up their sleeves a long long time ago, and actually done something other than performing in front of a camera to derive huge bucks and perks, and set themselves as being above the “little people” (us, you and me).

The Obama-nation will change none of this. Let’s revisit this in six-months or a year, shall we, and take stock of how these morons have done…to become “better people.”

coldwarrior on January 19, 2009 at 6:54 PM

I like the one who pledges to plant 500 trees.

I pledge to chop down 1,000 trees.

Just because.

Kensington on January 19, 2009 at 6:54 PM

I pledge to chop down 1,000 trees.

Just because.

Kensington on January 19, 2009 at 6:54 PM

I’ll match that pledge. I also made up a bumper sticker that says … “My Hummer rolled over three electric cars today.”

Gregor on January 19, 2009 at 6:56 PM

You wouldn’t see that video of McCain had won.

DethMetalCookieMonst on January 19, 2009 at 6:56 PM

Like zipheaded characters from Ed Wood’s never-made PLAN 10 FROM INNER SPACE.

(Huffing too much PLEDGE, methinks.)

profitsbeard on January 19, 2009 at 6:56 PM

I pledge to drink more beer and laugh and the funny videos by the Hollywood crowd. :-)

JeffinSac on January 19, 2009 at 6:57 PM

I could only take 1:30 of self-absorption and cluelessness. To think that supporting a public official means that you can now love more is beyond words.

I am grateful that these are mindless entertainers that have no real authority or power. If these are the people running the messiah’s administration, we are truly screwed.

Mallard T. Drake on January 19, 2009 at 6:57 PM

I pledge to chop down 1,000 trees.

Just because.

Kensington on January 19, 2009 at 6:54 PM

Heh. Now there’s a pledge I can repeat with a clear conscience.

Splashman on January 19, 2009 at 6:57 PM

I told my colleagues in my hospital that I have not a single interest in watching a presidential inauguration …

DinobotPrime on January 19, 2009 at 5:49 PM

Hey! Maybe we’re in the same hospital they put me in after the election. They found me curled up in the closet eating “The Audacity of Hope” mumbling “I must digest this. I must digest this.”

I’ll be in the Rainbow Rec room tomorrow at noon. Beat your head against the wall four times so I’ll know who you are.

Be careful. HE knows all, sees all. Pledge nothing. Bring “Dreams of My Fathers.” And some salt.

Rod on January 19, 2009 at 6:59 PM

I’m not sure who coined the phrase “situational patriotism,” but I’m jealous.

Jim Treacher on January 19, 2009 at 7:03 PM

BARFCON 10

brtex on January 19, 2009 at 5:26 PM

I pledge to drink more.

rbj on January 19, 2009 at 5:26 PM

LMAO!

44Magnum on January 19, 2009 at 5:33 PM

I keep trying to tell myself I’m not one of the people who believe that, but it gets harder every day.

Can someone make a list of all the morons in this, so I make sure my boycott list is fully updated. I don’t want to support these people, but I really don’t want to have to watch this crap to find out who all I need to boycott. Please…

pannw on January 19, 2009 at 7:05 PM

Had they done these things before the “O”, we wouldn’t need the tax increases.

ttime500 on January 19, 2009 at 7:05 PM

Geeze take out the verbage on greencology and you have the sermon on the mount. Ha ha what have these selfish dufus’s been doing all these years?

sonnyspats1 on January 19, 2009 at 7:05 PM

So we have Jesus Fish on the back of cars, what will Obama have?

portlandon on January 19, 2009 at 5:26 PM

Sea kittens!

malclave on January 19, 2009 at 7:07 PM

Update: “We’re all Americans — NOW.”

Great column from Breitbart.

Kensington on January 19, 2009 at 6:54 PM

LOL. Johnny Appleseed is gonna be ticked.

meltenn on January 19, 2009 at 7:08 PM

I guess 9/11 was enough of a transformative event for them to decide to do more to help their country.

Oh wait, I forgot. They did get together to sing. And bash the U.S. and its Pres.

They make me sick.

IrishEi on January 19, 2009 at 7:11 PM

was s/b—> wasn’t

IrishEi on January 19, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Since Chris Rock seems unable to joke about Obama, here’s a few:

Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

Q. Why is the Secret Service doubling security on Michelle Obama immediately after the inauguration?
A. If something happened to her, then Barack would be in charge.

Q. What does the Obamessiah say when someone sneezes?
A. I bless you.

Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter.

Obama is so pretty that he won’t ride in Ted Kennedy’s car.

More here. Unfortunately, I seem unable to laugh much. Obama is big trouble, no joke.

Splashman on January 19, 2009 at 7:15 PM

RIGHT…… so blacklisting Conservatives or people that just vote their beliefs is being a better person? Compiling a list of people that believe marriage is between a man and a woman, then posting those people’s addresses on the internet subjecting them to harm is being a better person? Calling anyone who DARES to cast a vote against leftists beliefs, “UNAMERICAN” even though many of those same people have served or serve in the military to protect the rights of those who spew vile hatred against them, that’s being a better person?
Does anyone want to buy a bridge, they are going cheaply these days.

nelsonknows on January 19, 2009 at 7:15 PM

Vapid is as vapid does.

cobrakai99 on January 19, 2009 at 7:16 PM

next they need to get their mark of obedience..on their hand or forehead…

right4life on January 19, 2009 at 7:19 PM

I pledge to increase my stockpile in preparation for the obamaclypse.

swash_plate on January 19, 2009 at 7:20 PM

I pledge to see and pay for less movies.

I pledge to listen to less music.

I pledge to go on more walks with Johnny Walker

I pledge to laugh more during the coming 4 years of no one in charge.

I pledge to get that gundam I have been working on finished so that I can make my own country, much as I love this one it seems to be busted to all heck.

Gatsu on January 19, 2009 at 7:23 PM

My pledge is to never watch that video again.

apacalyps on January 19, 2009 at 7:27 PM

This pretty much sums up our, the military’s, view of hollywood. warning strong language cussing like a sailor comes to mind.

cobrakai99 on January 19, 2009 at 7:30 PM

Here’s my pledge,,, the one Obama refused to repeat:
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all.”

JellyToast on January 19, 2009 at 6:32 PM

+1

califcon on January 19, 2009 at 7:34 PM

PLASTIC BAGS?

Why don’t they get together and pool their excess millions to give everyone health care, or pay off O’s stimulus package?

PattyJ on January 19, 2009 at 7:34 PM

I pledge to make sure my children do not grow up idolizing these idiots like so many others seem to do. I pledge to be a patriotic American, not because of who occupies the Oval Office, but because I’m proud of the ideals and concepts on which my great nation was founded. I pledge to do my best to make sure our country does not fall apart, because I don’t want to become Canadian or teach my husband Polish.

I pledge to keep my snarky comments about Obama-worship to myself in public… confrontation with crazy-eyed, bigger-than-me people in Target is not on my Top 10 lists of fun things to do. Also, take karate lessons.

Anna on January 19, 2009 at 7:35 PM

“welcome to the camp, I guess you all know why you’re here…
My names Obammy and I became aware this year…
If you want to follow me you’ve got to play pinball…
and put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades, you know where to put the cork”

Scary.

Obami!

DethMetalCookieMonst on January 19, 2009 at 7:39 PM

omg those people really need some serious help

lexa on January 19, 2009 at 7:40 PM

Here’s my pledge,,, the one Obama refused to repeat:
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all.”

JellyToast on January 19, 2009 at 6:32 PM

+1
califcon

+1

maverick muse on January 19, 2009 at 7:43 PM

I pledge to download every piece of music, movie or tv show everyone in this video ever made, makes or thinks of making from here on out. Thank you Hollywood, now I don’t have to worry about my mortgage or my entertainment expenses!

javamartini on January 19, 2009 at 7:44 PM

Remember these are the same people who would think nothing of slicing and dicing a baby in the womb up to nine months.

Irenaeus on January 19, 2009 at 7:44 PM

“I pledge to give most of my networth away”…(notice, I Said MOST, not even ALL of)……..to help others.

THE most pathetic add I’ve ever seen. They were more worried about how their make-up was applied than how this would affect others.
Are u freakin’ kidding me? I hope they MEANT their pledges. And I hope it gets done.

bridgetown on January 19, 2009 at 7:45 PM

Wow. Until now, I could only think of Cameron Diaz sobbing that if Bush was elected, he would “legalize rape.”

She still thinks anybody gives a **** about what goes on in that pea sized brain?

Star20 on January 19, 2009 at 7:46 PM

I pledge to smile with glee when the GOP roars back to power. Even better I pledge to laugh as they wail in anguish at his 2012 defeat to Governor Palin.

rob verdi on January 19, 2009 at 7:47 PM

My mother is a town employee in a small community where they just got done shooting a new movie. They went to visit the set and were given a tour by some of the production team, basically the grips and the caterer. When the tour was completed the caterer invited them to stay for lunch. When they said they did not want to trouble him into making more food, he told them how he basically had to provide 5 times the amount of food required to satisfy all of the very specific tastes of the actors involved. Ad eventhough our small town is the suburb of a city of 250,000 he had to drive over an hour away to get some very specific ingredients for the clients. These “people” are the most self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-promoter narcissists in the world.

cobrakai99 on January 19, 2009 at 8:01 PM

Good God.

Glynn on January 19, 2009 at 8:01 PM

I seem to recall a certain movement that talked about one people, one nation, one leader….

Ugh.

JohnTant on January 19, 2009 at 8:03 PM

Hollywood whores want to become better people by idolizing The One political prostitute.

That’s up there with the Obomba share-the-wealth syndrome.

The neo-liberals take from the workers, and reference redistribution as giving at the office. Naturally, one asks, if neo-liberals really cared, they’d be delivering all of their excesses to credible charities instead of to their own pocket via their own non-profit organization.

Michelle tells black women to be satisfied with their minimum wage jobs; that careers aren’t for everyone.

Michelle asks America what WE are going to do for her children. AS IF Michelle and Barry can’t do enough for them on their own.

And Barry-O claims that he is being President for his children. Not for OUR children, but for HIS children. Not for the ignorant, nor for the poor, sick or elderly. It’s all for his children. And by permeating his good intentions with his “children” we are supposed to not notice he’s still the Pied Piper.

There again, neo-liberal yuppies never had any regard other than disdain for children, because until they finally decided they’d acquired wealth and spent enough of their lives on themselves, having children was no accomplishment since “ANYONE can have a child” as they put it; and there’s no reason to accept the burden of a child, as Obomba puts it. Ironic twist, “it’s for the children” is abused to exonerate all things, bad with good.

But then, it wouldn’t take much improvement to make a better person out of a Hollywood slut. HISTORIC New Year’s Resolution, not.

maverick muse on January 19, 2009 at 8:09 PM

I pledge to take advantage of every freebie that Oslime-a sends down the pipe. I will take those goodies to enrich myself using tried and true conservative principles….so as Oslime-a crashes and burns, I will come out on top proving that conservatism is Godly and liberalism is of the devil.

ObaMcCarthy is the embodiment of the Anti-Christ……the Angle of Light……the foe of all that is good and decent. He has the facade of a good person, but his heart and intentions are as black as the pits of hell. The Obamaloons will follow him to their destruction and end up wishing they had followed the principles of God. Namely; Conservatism.

csdeven on January 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM

OK. We’ve moved beyond creepy here.

Contrast Queen Elizabeth II, who pledged at her coronation to be of service to her people, to the people pledging to be of service to their President at the inaugeration of Barack Obama.

gridlock2 on January 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM

Barack Obama is just the new Kabbalah for these idiots.

Kensington on January 19, 2009 at 6:46 PM

So, so true. He’s just the newest shiny object that celebrities are attracted to. I’m sure that they’ll get bored of the fad after a year or so and go onto something else like tofu facials or Wiccan rites.

Illinidiva on January 19, 2009 at 8:11 PM

Heh, Jason Bateman’s was the best:

to flush only after a deuce!

Here’s hoping he saw this as the earnestly juvenile crap it is.

Cuffy Meigs on January 19, 2009 at 8:12 PM

I pledge to keep my snarky comments about Obama-worship to myself in public…

Anna on January 19, 2009 at 7:35 PM

Heh. I went into one of those private mailing places the other day to send a FedEx. The owner was a nice older gentleman. While he helped me, his wife was behind the counter on the phone with a government agency. Since she had it on speaker phone while she just punched the requisite numbers in response to automated questions, it soon became clear that she was attempting to find out about unemployment benefits. When she finished the call, she griped to her husband and to me about how long the call had taken, how she had been unemployed since November and still hadn’t received a dime, how it was so difficult to speak to a human being at any government agency, how many times she had had to waste her time on the phone with them or filling out forms, how inefficient and slow the whole process is, etc., etc.

Without thinking, I replied sarcastically but with good humor, “Yeah, I can’t wait for the government to be in charge of our health care since the government does everything so well.” Wrong answer, apparently. The lady and her husband stumbled over each other indignantly trying to explain to me how the government would improve the health care system because the private sector is doing such a bad job of it now that the government will certainly make it better. I simply asked if they had EVER had a positive, efficient encounter with a government office of any kind at any level. They could not name such an experience. I smiled again, raised an eyebrow, and politely concluded my business with them. I hope my package made it to its destination in one piece.

aero on January 19, 2009 at 8:19 PM

I would be surprised if any of these lemmings could point out Iraq on a map. They are so excited because they love being beautiful, exalted and revered by many. They now have a President in their own likeness. It’s all about the image. They know no other way.

sherry on January 19, 2009 at 8:21 PM

aero on January 19, 2009 at 8:19 PM

Sounds like my Mother-in-Law, complains about the government, yet expects it to solve all her problems.

My husband and I were making fun of the Obama book display in Target. Something about how his only major accomplishment so far was to dupe some publishers into selling his books. The folks gathered around the area didn’t take to kindly to this, started muttering about ‘stupid white folk’ and the like. We grabbed our diapers and left. I think I’ll be going to the Target in the next town over for a while.

Anna on January 19, 2009 at 8:24 PM

There is a related pledge at Big Hollywood that I plan to make my own: I Pledge to Ridicule Celebrities Who Refuse to Recognize We Are At War With People Who Want to Kill Them, Too

Mutnodjmet on January 19, 2009 at 8:25 PM

Remember these are the same people who would think nothing of slicing and dicing a baby in the womb up to nine months.

Irenaeus on January 19

I pledge to continue to fight for the unborn!
I pledge to continue to fight for the right of free speech, the right for the people to freely assemble, the right to keep and bear arms!
I pledge to fight for the right of religious freedom!
I pledge to never forget that this nation was founded on Godly principles by a Christian people. And that it was a Christian people who made a nation where men and woman from around the world have come to worship as they choose in safety and freedom!
I pledge to continue to believe, fight for and support any and all who believe as I do,, in the greatness of our US Constitution, our Declaration of Independence and our bill of Rights!
I pledge to remember that these rights I cherish, are from God. And that the founders of this Republic understood they were not granting the people freedom,, but they were also acknowledging that no man is greater than God, and that all men were and are created equal!
I pledge that I will not hypocritically condemn one form of slavery, that of man in bondage to man, while applauding another form of slavery, that of man in bondage to the state!
These are just some of my pledges,, they are and have been the pledges of many Americans for many generations. In fact, they are the pledges, hopes and dreams of a multitude, a number to great to count from the beginning of time. From every color and from every people that ever was, whether whispered in secret or shouted on the battlefield! The pledge of freedom! The pledge of liberty!
I pledge I will never forget either!

JellyToast on January 19, 2009 at 8:33 PM

I am in total agreement with Ace’s sentiments towards these people.
IYKWIMAITYD

Sammy316 on January 19, 2009 at 8:37 PM

But from what I gather, these people all regret their useless, unhelpful lives, and now they are going to start doing more of the things the rest of us have been doing all along?

Alana on January 19, 2009 at 5:46 PM

Exactly, Alana. These self-absorbed freaks never seem to get over themselves.

Colin Powell had a piece in WSJ hawking the serviceusa.org site a day or two ago. Why would a person have to go to this website to find a way to help out in his community? Opportunities abound for those who simply open their own eyes.

Heh! The people that this drivel appeals to probably do not even see to the needs of their own elderly parents or grandparents.

Scouts, school clubs, and church groups have been serving their fellow man for ages. I would imagine that the Obamatrons would not accept as worthy two of those cadres.

onlineanalyst on January 19, 2009 at 8:39 PM

Holy Cr*p, that was painful

gmoonster on January 19, 2009 at 8:39 PM

“I pledge to never again support idiot celebrities like these Marxist twits! I will not see their movies, buy their books, listen to their music or go to the events!!”

JellyToast on January 19, 2009 at 6:47 PM

Yep. Again, why on earth anybody does a single thing to put a fraction of a penny in any celebrity’s pocket, I cannot understand.

I haven’t been inside a movie theater for years, and my life is pretty danged enjoyable. I do wish more conservative folks would quit supporting these folks.

funky chicken on January 19, 2009 at 8:42 PM

I’m sick…sick…sick!!! They can all kiss my big-a** carbon footprint.

mr1216 on January 19, 2009 at 8:45 PM

this is how i know liberals are absolutly Useless
as citizens..

Why?
because their only reason for doing anything good
is someone is blocking me, so let me get this straight

Liberals are so bent out of shape due to their sheer hatred
of both our president and the US military that they
were unable to even be good parents until
Bush was gone..
Proabably also explains why they want to fill the military full of gays and lesbians..
This way they know there will never be a war..
Because our enemies would be too busy
LAGHING their ASS off at both the liberals
and their new army they created..

I mean this is worse then the liberal moron
general at the un who wanted to airdrop flower girls
inbetween opposing forces to put panzies in the rifle barrels of the soldiers..

Oh man these next 4 years (if our country survives it)
is going to be comedy GOLD..

I mean these liberals and hollywood crack addicts (err actors) are in such an orgasmic state..
that if obama FARTS on stage tomorrow
they would see it as a sign from GOD
and end up sniffing his aroma..

Sheesh
the liberal insanity is now entering into full swing..
this out to get REAL GOOD..

jcila on January 19, 2009 at 8:49 PM

I sould have said the liberals only reason for
NOT doing anything good is because
of the evil president Bush..

jcila on January 19, 2009 at 8:50 PM

funky chicken on January 19, 2009

I actually stopped long ago. This just added more faces to the list.
I look at these people and they are just high paid actors. They are not “movie stars.” We lost the last of those awhile back. There might be a few left, but they don’t come out much.
If I had the choice of eating dinner with just one of any of the old stars, say Jimmie Stewart, John Wayne, Burt Lancaster, Bob Hope, Dean Martin,, name any of the greats,,Carey Grant, Rita Hayworth,, I would rather eat dinner with just one of these real stars than spend an evening with a hundred of these high paid actors!

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maverick muse on January 19, 2009 at 8:51 PM

You pledged
I barfed

Kini on January 19, 2009 at 8:51 PM

Please go to the YouTube site and add your mocking comments. I think it behooves everyone here to take a few moments to express their opinions about the Hollywood glitterati.

Mutnodjmet on January 19, 2009 at 8:52 PM

I pledge i pledge
Sheesh sounds like these liberals got a grant from
the Floor wax institute of technology..

I pledge to keep my flag
Intact from liberals who attempt to burn it..
I pledge to stop islamic terrorism with any means at my disposal
I pledge to expose liberal hypocrisy
I pledge to explose liberal senators who are looting the treasury
I pledge to put out arson fires started by liberal environmental WAKOS
I pledge to support our fine soldiers
Each time they KILL, blow up or destroy the islamic nazis
who murdered 3000 americans..

Oh yea and i pledge i pledge never to give up on america
But telling the truth about the liberal morons running the country.. and if necessary to defend our nation at all costs..

Because these IDIOTS think they will avoid the islamic nazis wrath just because the promised to smile more..

Osama smiles too, so did archawi the bastard..
as he chops little girls and womens heads off..

So liberals please smile wide for osama..

jcila on January 19, 2009 at 8:57 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…stop, please,
“better people”..please…hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

sharinlite on January 19, 2009 at 8:58 PM

Do these people not realize how insulting and disrespectful they are being or do they know and simply don’t care as they are too filled with glee that their Messiah is going to be sworn in tomorrow?

Either way, it’s filling me with an unhealthy hatred and rage towards such people. I need to calm down and find a productive means to vent.

Yakko77 on January 19, 2009 at 8:59 PM

Yakko77…just laugh! Best medicine.

sharinlite on January 19, 2009 at 9:00 PM

Yakko77…just laugh! Best medicine.

sharinlite on January 19, 2009 at 9:00 PM

It is actually.

Thanks.

Yakko77 on January 19, 2009 at 9:03 PM

I pledge to live long enough to enjoy the sorrow these dipshits will be feeling when they realize they’ve been duped.

sheesh on January 19, 2009 at 9:04 PM

Allah,
Your headlines are among the funniest !
I dont care if this shallow man is going to be President, as long as we can keep a sense of humor.

Grin and bear when possible – revolt when necessary !

nagee76 on January 19, 2009 at 9:08 PM

WTF HAS THIS GUY DONE? This is beyond ridiculous now.

Richard Romano on January 19, 2009 at 9:11 PM

I pledge to watch all of these hypocrites like a hawk, and to rub their noses in this nauseating video, when they inevitably go right back to their old ways 2 weeks after the inauguration.

Alalazoo on January 19, 2009 at 9:12 PM

That’s. Really. Weird.

Did they ever pledge to serve their past president or was the pledge to try and help defeat U.S. forces fighting overseas? And now that a lefty has won the White House, they want us all to “unify”, something they themselves would not do.

BobUSMC on January 19, 2009 at 9:19 PM

The economy had better be fixed, Osama Bin Laden captured, and the climate stabilized at the perfect temperature – all by 8PM tomorrow.
/Looking at my watch. Tick…tick…tick…

whitetop on January 19, 2009 at 9:25 PM

Excuse me while I puke now.

drjeep on January 19, 2009 at 9:27 PM

I pledge:

To never listen seriously to anything the loony tunes left has to say.

To do everything in my power to cause liberals heads to explode.

MikeA on January 19, 2009 at 9:31 PM

I’m still waiting for Cameron to show that women lost control of their bodies since Bush was re-elected.

William Teach on January 19, 2009 at 9:39 PM


“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for all.”

I PISS on your Celebrities pledge

Kini on January 19, 2009 at 9:40 PM

So it took a modern day messiah for these kooks to finally do the right thing,

Here are some of their pledges and promises:

More love to stranger
Know your neighbors
Be a big brother
Drink less bottled water
No more plastic bags
Live for the environment
Pledge to turn light off
Buy a hybrid
Volunteer
Sell a culture of intelligence??
200 year promise to end slavery??
Service to Barack Obama? (LOL)
Be a better person
Commit to change
To be the change
We are FINALLY in this together

Selfish IDIOTS, why did it take voting in “The One” for them to decide to do the right thing in this world?
Stupid Hollywood kids!

FireBlogger on January 19, 2009 at 9:56 PM

What’s all that about?
AssortedHottiesforBS.Org perhaps?

Mattmax on January 19, 2009 at 9:57 PM

what was the high(low) point of that video? The guy talking about his duce?

wise_man on January 19, 2009 at 10:01 PM

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