Audio: Laura Ingraham interviews woman auctioning off her virginity
posted at 4:28 pm on January 14, 2009 by Allahpundit
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I’m tempted to call it comedy gold except that there’s no punchline. It’s just 15 minutes of Ingraham trying to shame this woman into regret. And failing utterly.
On second thought, I suppose the phone call from the transsexual prostitute with questions for Alan Greenspan would qualify as a punchline. Exit question: $3.7 million? Really?
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Yeah, but most non-virgin girls, when they meet and fall in love with the guy they want to marry — they don’t have to worry about him googling them and finding out that they sold it to the highest bidder.
Tanya on January 15, 2009 at 12:06 AM
We can never know in advance what twists and turns her life will take, perhaps she will find her way, but what you’ve said here is something that many people simply do not understand.
I’m one of those lucky people that have a solid marriage with a wonderful woman, whom I love dearly. We were both, however, “blemished” before marrying.
I admire that you two did it right, but we did it “wrong” and I can say that our marriage is still built on respect, trust, honesty, and understanding. We just happen to love each other too, which doesn’t hurt.
Saltysam on January 15, 2009 at 12:06 AM
That isn’t what she wants. That’s the whole point of this pathetic garbage.
ddrintn on January 15, 2009 at 12:08 AM
I’m sorry, and you are …?
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 12:09 AM
As for the skank, she can do whatever she wants, and in Las Vegas, that includes a very large sucker bet for some heir of oil money.
Even so, this is a $75 hooker if I had to guess (and yes, that’s just a blind guess).
Not a chance. Not even close.
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 12:12 AM
1) I’m sure 100 people have answered this, but I believe prostitution is legal in Nevada.
B) Ditto.
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 12:15 AM
I don’t think you have to be the biggest loser in the world to take this phoney skank up on this proposal.
I think you have to be the richest loser in the world to take this phoney skank up on this proposal.
Bikerken on January 15, 2009 at 12:16 AM
Although…
This story’s been making the rounds since last September. Maybe she’s actually just a marketing genius. After five months of interviews, she probably doesn’t actually have to sell it.
Tanya on January 15, 2009 at 12:19 AM
LMAO!!! To each their own. I wouldn’t ever do that. But, in Vegas Prostitution is legal. Well, House of Ill reputes are. When I lived there the cops busted the ladies on the streets. That wasn’t legal. Not sure if it is now. Would be better and safer for them if it was legal. Any way, she doesn’t effect my life. So let her be. We have more issues that is going on that is more important.
sheebe on January 15, 2009 at 12:39 AM
I’d like to know how many of this girls detractors stayed virgins until 22.
blatantblue on January 15, 2009 at 12:40 AM
7 Carlings and a double rock’n'rye.
To put the hilarious lie of $3.7 million in context, take a good look at this chunky, puffy girl. Then have another look at the buff, well-groomed hooker Spitzer was boinking.
I’m guessing you could buy that Spitzer hooker for about 5 years, 24/7, for $3.7 million. Or you could have size 14 miss “I’ve never had sex before” with the middle eastern nose, for one night.
Think about that for a minute.
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 12:46 AM
I was making something to eat one day and all I could come up with was a big grilled cheese on french bread. I just felt like that wasn’t quite enough and while pillaging the fridge, I found some left over sloppy joe that I had the day before. So while I was making the grilled cheese, I put the sloppy joe in the middle of it and it was GREAT! I named the sandwich ‘Sloppy Seconds’.
Just thought I’d throw that in.
Bikerken on January 15, 2009 at 12:51 AM
I disagree.
Laura asked her questions that no one else has. Questions that will haunt her. Questions about her future, her dreams of a family, what she would tell her daughter about her choices. These are things that will tug at her spirit.
Obviously she was not going to cave during a radio interview.
I am convinced Laura got under her skin. Hopefully before some pig gets on top of it!
katy on January 15, 2009 at 12:54 AM
So what happens if GoldenPalace.com wins the auction?
Asher on January 15, 2009 at 1:56 AM
I tried to listen to it; I really did. But I could not get past Laura’s line about “wanting to reach [the inverviewer].” The Republican Party will re-emerge at some point, but it will not be through the likes of Laura Ingraham. I will take Rush Limbaugh (and his multiple marriages) any day of the week.
RedSoxNation on January 15, 2009 at 2:08 AM
George Bernard Shaw “was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.’ `Oh yes,’ he said. `Well, I wouldn’t,’ she said. `Oh yes you would,’ he said. `For instance,’ he said, `would you sleep with me for… for a million pounds?’ `Well,’ she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.’ `Would you do it for ten shillings?’ said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!’ said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?’ `We’ve established that already,’ said Bernard Shaw. `We’re just trying to fix your price now!’”
ricelchew on January 15, 2009 at 2:35 AM
Blatantblue – I’ve got 27 years of clean living under my belt….
Does that mean I get to call her a ho?
I kid! I kid!
JadeNYU on January 15, 2009 at 2:44 AM
Cheap
Vulgar
Disgusting
Newt was right…..
The only thing most are ashamed of is being ashamed….. of anything.
John The Baptist on January 15, 2009 at 4:13 AM
George Bernard Shaw “was at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. `Surely not, she said.’ `Oh yes,’ he said. `Well, I wouldn’t,’ she said. `Oh yes you would,’ he said. `For instance,’ he said, `would you sleep with me for… for a million pounds?’ `Well,’ she said, `maybe for a million I would, yes.’ `Would you do it for ten shillings?’ said Bernard Shaw. `Certainly not!’ said the woman `What do you take me for? A prostitute?’ `We’ve established that already,’ said Bernard Shaw. `We’re just trying to fix your price now!’”
ricelchew on January 15, 2009 at 2:35 AM
Further evidence that real truth is timeless.
If she gets her price, her bank account will be enriched but her soul will be impoverished. It’s her choice and her sin to live with.
Was it Mark Twain who said that human beings are the only animals who blush…or need to?
SKYFOX on January 15, 2009 at 5:56 AM
I guess her mom and dad, the rest of her family and her friends are all ok with this, and are totally unaffected by it.
How about you opinionator, would you be ok with your beautiful young daughter doing this? I wouldnt be surprised if you would. As her dad (or mom whichever the case may be) would you intervene? And if she gets pregnant would you shuttle her off to an abortion mill? But, in the meantime, her education is paid for.
Actions have consequences and ramifications and others are affected by what you do. Even you should understand that.
abcurtis on January 15, 2009 at 6:43 AM
Sorry about that. I re-read what you said and see that you agree with the person you quoted.
DethMetalCookieMonst on January 15, 2009 at 6:46 AM
Hello. I’m a Nigerian business man and I want to make a business proposition to you. Just send me $50,000 and I promise that in doing so we will make billions of dollars.
DethMetalCookieMonst on January 15, 2009 at 6:50 AM
Another fraud stunt to get people’s reaction for her school art project.
Where is the link to the auction?
albill on January 15, 2009 at 7:07 AM
Who really cares . . . this poor sick country is about to choke on its own vomit and slowing it down a little will have little or no affect.
rplat on January 15, 2009 at 7:22 AM
You’ve come a long way baby.
Sure hope prostitution is legal where she lives.
johnnyU on January 15, 2009 at 7:26 AM
My understanding is the transaction is being finalized in Nevada. So it should be perfectly legal.
scrubbiedude on January 15, 2009 at 7:27 AM
The girl is legally an adult. So the parents, like most parents, have to deal with her making decisions about having pre-marital sex. Perhaps the parents are unhappy about this stunt, but will be happy that at least she’ll be financially secure after it.
If she were to make $100K/year at her job it would take her 37 years to make what she (allegedly) will make in an evening. At least she’d have the financial option to be a stay-at-home mom for her future daughter that Laura wonders about.
dedalus on January 15, 2009 at 7:34 AM
If I could be a beautiful woman for one week… Knowing what I know now as a 43 year old man with all of the experiences I’ve had on a global level…. $3.7 million would be chump change as to the immense wealth I could accumulate in that one week…Even $3.7 billion wouldn’t come close to the assets I could accumulate in only one week…And I could do it without ever having to “Give IT up”… Maybe she was a man at one time! LOL!! I think she’s pretty darn smart.. And again I say.. Knowing what I know now as a 43yr old, well traveled man. .. More power to her!!!
Dakotobol on January 15, 2009 at 7:53 AM
From what I understand… ALL of the potential…or, THE ultimate highest bidder(winner) will be required to submit to… and “pass” multiple testing… HIV, background, etc.. I’m just curious… Will she be required to produce “PROOF” that she is a certified VIRGIN ?
Dakotobol on January 15, 2009 at 8:14 AM
Remember folks, she just said that her “cookie” was virginal, not other orafaces… Looks like someone’s been “hittin” it… Well she’s gonna be a very rich SKANK, smart for making the dough, but a prostitue… Money is not everything, whatever happend to pride and honor and morals? Would you marry this woman after this? I know some smart ass will say, “SURE, SHE’S RICH”. But I really don’t want a wife who’s money came from selling what should have been mine on our Wedding Night.
3.7 Million is what it’s going for these days? Wow, did I get a bargin from my first love, it just cost me a Cheese-Burger, some Fries and a Soda! At least we were in “Love” and had been dating a long time, in High School terms… I still remember her, she was and is still a wonderful part of my life’s memories. I hope she still thinks of that “time” as fondly as I do and has no regrets. For me, it WAS special and I feel somewhat sorry for this so to be rich prostitue.
Mark Garnett on January 15, 2009 at 8:37 AM
The woman is ugly….both physically and as a person.
csdeven on January 15, 2009 at 8:39 AM
She’s not 3.7 mil worth of hotness.
Mrs. Happy Housewife on January 15, 2009 at 8:57 AM
I just hope whoever “wins” this , stiff’s her, pun intended
Ltmousseman on January 15, 2009 at 9:01 AM
Sexist Joke Warning
“–a million dollars to sleep with you.”
“Well, a million dollars? OK”
He puts a hundred dollar bill in her hand.
“100 dollars, what’s that? What do you think I am?”
“We already established that, now we are negotiating price.”
riverrat10k on January 15, 2009 at 9:09 AM
LOL.
Yall are funny.
You know, I don’t think she should be selling her “virgin” as Borat calls it,
but damn; props to her for staying pure til 22. I wonder how many people here did that, or have kids now that aren’t even virgins and are 16, 17, 18!!!
blatantblue on January 15, 2009 at 9:09 AM
Sorry for the joke repost-hadn’t read the entire thread yet.
Mea Culpa!
riverrat10k on January 15, 2009 at 9:12 AM
If you think she is not a virgin, I think you are being naive. This is a publicity stunt and guess what, those bids for $3.7 million are not real either. Wait till the bidding closes and she tries to collect and finds out virtually of the bids are made by high school kids in their parents’ basements.
Mr. Joe on January 15, 2009 at 9:20 AM
There’s no way that girl’s still a virgin. But snaps to her for scamming something out of the deal.
Illinidiva on January 15, 2009 at 9:21 AM
Gosh…the last person to gather a lot of money and fame with a lack of experience was Barack Obama.
I’m just sayin’…
kingsjester on January 15, 2009 at 9:24 AM
I stream Hugh when I get home, he’s not in our area. Hugh doesn’t tend to pick winners in sports or politics but you are right, at least you learn something and trust the information.
Cindy Munford on January 15, 2009 at 9:24 AM
3.7 mill? Wouldn’t that buy you, like, a fortnight with Ashley Dupre?
Kid from Brooklyn on January 15, 2009 at 9:26 AM
Who are we to know? I’m not naive. I know plenty of good looking girls that lost it waaay early, but I know a handful who are 21+ and are still virgins. I’m just open to the idea that it is true, but I understand your point.
anyway, I’ll be laughing about the HS kids bidding!
blatantblue on January 15, 2009 at 9:28 AM
No one is. Although Jackie Kennedy got over a billion to sell her tail to Onassis, so there is a very liberal precedent for high-end prostitution, if you’ll pardon the pun.
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 9:31 AM
This chick is awesome! If she wants to sell her virginity, what’s the biggie?
jtorres138 on January 15, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Laura,
…….are you jealous?
Jed1899 on January 15, 2009 at 9:34 AM
LMAO. Both hilarious and disgusting at once.
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 9:34 AM
A couple of “stop and think” notes for you.
- Laura has the $3.7 million that this chick will not earn in her entire lifetime, selling muffin or anything else.
- Laura retains her dignity, moral compass, and choices.
- Laura is so much more attractive than this young woman in almost every sense that your comment seems oddly out of place.
So, maybe I’m reading it wrong. Jealous of what?
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 9:37 AM
Just curious, and this may have been brought up already, but isn’t prostitution illegal? I mean, her education is a worthy cause and all, but surely there are others doing it for equally, er, “lofty” reasons too. I mean, it is the oldest profession in the world – this can’t be an original concept.
So, how’s she going to avoid prosecution since the whole world knows about this?
eucher on January 15, 2009 at 9:40 AM
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 9:37 AM
I guess he’s saying that Lauara should be jealous that she’s not a amoral, gold-digging waste of oxygen like that chick.
kingsjester on January 15, 2009 at 9:42 AM
Lauara = Laura
Oops. Too early.
kingsjester on January 15, 2009 at 9:42 AM
This ‘chick’ is going to net 3.7M on her first gig.
Wonder how much LI’s first paid.
Laura just can’t find an angle that shakes her. Jealous that that ‘chick’ is sharper than she.
Jed1899 on January 15, 2009 at 10:08 AM
Is it wrong that I think, “this is way above the Buy It Now price”?
raybury on January 15, 2009 at 10:14 AM
I wouldn’t do ALL the Playmates of the last 10 years for 3.7 million! Maybe 3.6 million, but no way 3.7, that’s just way too much…
On second thought, it has cost me about 3.7 million for sleeping with my wife, and she was not a virgin, the first time 24 years ago… Clothes, House, Cars, Trips, Food…
WOW!
ROFL!
Mark Garnett on January 15, 2009 at 10:16 AM
I’ve now seen what she’s selling referred to as both a cookie and a muffin.
I’m here to tell you…it doesn’t taste like either.
MadisonConservative on January 15, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Taste like salty biscuit mebee.
Jed1899 on January 15, 2009 at 10:30 AM
MadisonConservative on January 15, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Oh, no, you didn’t. Her boyfriends can probably tell you that also. You sure know how to liven a thread up, don’t you?
kingsjester on January 15, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Yeah she’s a virgin…
but after her last date she had a, cough, throat infection and didn’t sh#*t right for a week!
max1 on January 15, 2009 at 10:41 AM
So. She’ a whore. Meh.
What’s telling is she feels this is fine. She’s fine with being a whore. And she’s fine with being someone who, for the rest of her life, will be the one who “sold herself”.
Methnks this person will be regretting this decision some years from now.
catmman on January 15, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Kinda like the Roe in the Roe v Wade…
She’s now a anti-abortion advocate…
Mark Garnett on January 15, 2009 at 11:01 AM
You forgot to add the word “Yet”…
right2bright on January 15, 2009 at 11:27 AM
I like the solution of raising the money, buying the “chance”, having her sign the contract, then not exercising it…keeping her either a virgin forever, or her breaking the contract and not paying her.
right2bright on January 15, 2009 at 11:30 AM
There’s no way that this girl is still a virgin. With such a lax attitude about the whole issue, she surely hasn’t kept herself pure to this age.
.
She’s probably betting that the winner won’t let on that this is the case.
FactsofLife on January 15, 2009 at 12:29 PM
If she’s a virgin, I’m the Pope.
The decline of western civilization has commenced.
HornetSting on January 15, 2009 at 12:54 PM
How about a life time supply of “Ho-Cakes”.
Zaire67 on January 15, 2009 at 12:59 PM
I don’t know if she is a Virgin or not.
She better have some security, as the Sheik that is the winning bidder will most definitely try changing her permanent residence.
PappaMac on January 15, 2009 at 1:20 PM
you can buy better for that money… You could buy a harem of higher quality for weeks in fact… maybe much longer…
If she actually gets 3 million for this… I’ll be very surprised.
Karmashock on January 15, 2009 at 1:36 PM
And then you ate it? Er, no thanks.
juanito on January 15, 2009 at 1:37 PM
Chastety is the power of spiritual innocence, and wisdom. It is the fundamental essence of self-respect and the basis for the family and marriage institution.
I hope she will include this fundamental truth in her masters thesis on family and marriage.
Monas on January 15, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Her parents must be so proud!
USMCDevilDog on January 15, 2009 at 1:45 PM
Not to put to fine a point on it, but how does this not meet the legal definition of prostitution?
PJ Emeritus on January 15, 2009 at 1:47 PM
This is dangerous though..
I mean if she wants to do that ok its her body her choice..
BUT and i mean BUT..
Supposing the final bid winner is some criminal or really bad due
Who is infected with AIDS..
Lies about it
Has stolen the money (dont tell me it cant happen) from stocks or 401ks
Pays her
Gets what he wants
and then she finds out that
A. She now has aids
B. She cant keep the money (because its stolen or drug money)
C. OR lets say she does get to keep the money but causes a divorce
So then the ex wife, their laywers and her children all start suing her from now on until the end of time..
Awfully horrible consequences for a one night stand to loose your virginity..
jcila on January 15, 2009 at 1:50 PM
If that nightmare scenario unfolded, upinak would be able to hear my roaring laughter
LimeyGeek on January 15, 2009 at 2:08 PM
So, so true.
Zog? Didn’t say I cared. All I said was that it is prostitution. I think it’s interesting to talk about, but I don’t care about what she does with her body anymore than I care about a TV show I find entertaining.
Is that alright with you?
It’s legal in Nevada.
Good point. I didn’t realize this had been going on since September. With that much time having past, it doesn’t sound like she even wants to go through with this.
From what I’ve read, she isn’t required, but she has offered to take a lie detector test and be tested medically.
Eh, she’s still a technical virgin, but I doubt most people would call that “pure”, especially not after Clinton.
I’ll have to take your word on that. Though, I hear there are things you can throw into the mix that’ll get it there.
Esthier on January 15, 2009 at 2:35 PM
What the holy hell?
LimeyGeek on January 15, 2009 at 2:37 PM
They sell… supplements. Is that too much for this thread?
Esthier on January 15, 2009 at 2:53 PM
/shrug
I hope she enjoys the money.
spmat on January 15, 2009 at 2:57 PM
Hand on heart – I have no idea what you’re talking about. I really am a naive country boy.
LimeyGeek on January 15, 2009 at 3:05 PM
True That.
Chaz706 on January 15, 2009 at 3:13 PM
The originating people pushing this PR stunt:
It is a brothel in Reno, Nevada – the bunny ranch.
(So much for the innocent college girl angle.)
NSFW…of course.
There is a photo and link to a flyer about the bidding.
There is no auction – soon to be announced after the media tour….
All a brothel PR scam – she is most likely a new hooker that works at the Bunny Ranch. Read somewhere her sister does.
albill on January 15, 2009 at 3:39 PM
OK, I guess I was being too vague. Just think of chocolate syrup, only chocolate syrup that has no other uses than to affect the taste of “cookies”.
Esthier on January 15, 2009 at 3:55 PM
Are Cheech & Chong still working? If not, this might draw them back out.
argos on January 15, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Let’s just install a hibachi grill down there and open a restaurant – “Chez Minge”
LimeyGeek on January 15, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Install a grill down there at your own risk.
Esthier on January 15, 2009 at 4:26 PM
They don’t work.
Take my word on that.
MadisonConservative on January 15, 2009 at 4:42 PM
I won’t lie. I tried apple, but that was when I was a “virgin”.
Esthier on January 15, 2009 at 5:03 PM
Watermelon is the best bet, but don’t get your hopes up.
MadisonConservative on January 15, 2009 at 5:24 PM
Thanks. I’ll keep that in mind.
Esthier on January 15, 2009 at 5:27 PM
Given that she’ll be a millionare as a result, I suspect most guys could live with it. Especially if she bought them a Corvette.
Hollowpoint on January 15, 2009 at 5:36 PM
I can think of a few things I regret- and some involve sex. Would a few million have made it less regrettable? Absolutely. All I ended up with was a hangover and having to screen my calls for a while.
Hollowpoint on January 15, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Dude, it’s a sloppy joe with melted cheese on grilled bread – what’s not to love?
The disgusting part is the name and the … indelicate association with this young lady and the suggestion that she … er … never mind.
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 5:43 PM
This thread has gone to a remarkably dark and tangled place.
Jaibones on January 15, 2009 at 5:44 PM
Isn’t the punchline that she is doing this for a degreee in Family and Marriage Therapy?
JackOfClubs on January 15, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Guys, better check the carton for an expiration date”) I’m just sayin, I would be lookin for a money back guarantee….some kind of – if already broken when opened warrantee. Good Girls Don’t but Ebay Girl does, for the highest Bid…..
Good Girls Don’t, The Knack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc3KXwd8ZWQ
Dr Evil on January 15, 2009 at 6:01 PM
I would definitely have my doctor probe her, before laying out that kind of cash. And, if I wanted to, I might be able to find an 18 year old virgin somewhere for free. Why spend all that money, when a man can just flatter his way to her virginity?
Flattery is cheap, I hear. That’s the idea.
anti-boomer on January 16, 2009 at 12:52 AM
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