Audio: Laura Ingraham interviews woman auctioning off her virginity
posted at 4:28 pm on January 14, 2009 by Allahpundit
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I’m tempted to call it comedy gold except that there’s no punchline. It’s just 15 minutes of Ingraham trying to shame this woman into regret. And failing utterly.
On second thought, I suppose the phone call from the transsexual prostitute with questions for Alan Greenspan would qualify as a punchline. Exit question: $3.7 million? Really?
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Fifteen minutes should be enough for this stuff in all its aspects.
ddrintn on January 14, 2009 at 5:12 PM
I’m not going to keep on emphasizing your, ummm…. smallness, but maybe we should get you started on Cheerios. THEN you can move on up and play with the whore. Deal?
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:13 PM
Well, you know what you need to do now, don’t you.
redshirt on January 14, 2009 at 5:14 PM
Speaking of which, this chick only gets TWO whore diamonds. The Spitzer gal was at least FOUR whore diamonds.
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:15 PM
$3.7 million?? Better be 14K gold lined poon, plus include a three way with her sis, and an option for a senate seat for that kinda coin.
Spoken like a true whore.
locomotivebreath1901 on January 14, 2009 at 5:15 PM
3.7 mil? Say what?
Hell, for that amount of ducats, I ought get to screw her entire family, and everybody they know. And everybody they ever knew, too. Twice.
mojo on January 14, 2009 at 5:16 PM
This will be a real test of the US Dollar. I see a horny poorly endowed Nipponese nerd who enjoys Manga going home with this whore. Either that or a prince from one of those gulf states we get oil from. Guess he couldn’t wait til the next life for those virgins.
LOL
Sapwolf on January 14, 2009 at 5:18 PM
Wouldn’t it be more fair to first work on getting yours to stick outside of your body? That ladysmith black mambazo just ain’t cutting it for craigslist ads, bucko.
MadisonConservative on January 14, 2009 at 5:18 PM
Look, I’m 27 and a virgin, so I’m not one of those people that think that everyone claiming to be a virgin is lying. Still, the people that remain virgins into their twenties and beyond basically fall into two categories – those that are so socially retarded that they can’t get any and those that have personal reasons for abstaining.
I just don’t buy it that this girl is so cavalier about sex that she’s willing to auction off her virginity to pay for school and yet she made it through high school and her undergrad at college without having sex.
JadeNYU on January 14, 2009 at 4:54 PM
So Jade … how you doin,? ;)
Dukehoopsfan on January 14, 2009 at 5:19 PM
On the plus side, we’ve been complaining that people don’t understand the value of saving yourself, not engaging in teen sex. She clearly demonstrates that value!
hawksruleva on January 14, 2009 at 5:19 PM
True. Though I’d have a hard time convincing anyone but people like St. Olaf that I’m a married virgin.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 5:20 PM
I haven’t had sex MUCH – how about $50,000?
hawksruleva on January 14, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Any verification on the $3.7 million amount, or are we just taking her at face value?
esperpento on January 14, 2009 at 5:20 PM
I was waiting all thread for that.
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Will his coffin be lined with fine Coreeeeeenthian leeeeaaather?
thirteen28 on January 14, 2009 at 5:20 PM
Laura asks if there were other parts of her body…well yes, Laura sold her voice, others sell there brain, some sell throwing a football.
Hey, how many have given up what she is giving up in the back seat of a Buick, for nothing?
She makes a couple of million for what most everyone else gives up for a couple of beers…
right2bright on January 14, 2009 at 5:21 PM
By the way, for more reference to determine “worth”, click here.
Or here, 18+ NSFW.
MadisonConservative on January 14, 2009 at 5:22 PM
Truly a hideous car, truly a masterpiece commercial. I’m still crying from laughing so hard.
We’ll talk more when you figure out a way to do more than have your “little guys” exit single file.
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:24 PM
I’m sure you could get your kids to sign an affidavit or something…
redshirt on January 14, 2009 at 5:24 PM
I’m curious to know, since this would-be whore seems so worldy wise… how she has been pleasing men all these years.?… iow, perhaps if she is indeed a virgin it’s only because she’s such a good, er, talker…
max1 on January 14, 2009 at 5:24 PM
I salute this enterprising young lady.
LimeyGeek on January 14, 2009 at 5:25 PM
Long before Star Trek, Ricardo would come on the TV and my mom would go nuts…ze plane, ze plane…or the Chrysler Cordoba, which dad bought mom…
right2bright on January 14, 2009 at 5:26 PM
Wait people will pay big money for inexperience??? Awesome.
I’ve never repaired a car in my life. So now I’ve decided to auction off my first act of auto repair, whether it be the engine, the alternator, body work, or those pipe looking things, I will (attempt to) fix it for you.
Bids start at 1.5 Million.
justfinethanks on January 14, 2009 at 5:27 PM
Or just for free/love.
I believe the brothel is in charge of the auction.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 5:27 PM
You BASTARD!
thirteen28 on January 14, 2009 at 5:27 PM
LOL… here’s one of Montalban as Khan doing the commercial.
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Hey, I’d sell my sister for 3.7 million! Just kidding. Well. . . . maybe not.
Charles Martel on January 14, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Regret comes later – for being part of a scam. Ingraham did succeed in making the attention whore look like a dork.
Blake on January 14, 2009 at 5:28 PM
Funny how this works, she is selling her body, and Laura is selling her story (with advertising)…so they are both making money off her body…one is the prostitute and the other the pimp?
right2bright on January 14, 2009 at 5:28 PM
I wonder if she’ll get stiffed on the deal?
LimeyGeek on January 14, 2009 at 5:29 PM
Highly doubt she is a virgin, but more power to her if she gets some dope to believe that she is one and pay that amount of money.
I’m a 27-year-old virgin as well, but I’m neither a computer nerd who lives with her parents or really religious. It’s just that I seem to go on quite a few bad first dates with self-absorbed guys. I generally excuse myself with a headache or a family emergency after a few hours of listening to them drone on about their jobs and portfolios.
Illinidiva on January 14, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Good point. Then again, we did just give Obama the White House.
No kids at least. Though I’m trying to imagine a man who’d want to have sex with a married virgin.
On second thought, maybe I’ll just try getting a raise at work.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 5:30 PM
You’re a douche, and your douchebaggery knows no bounds.
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:30 PM
That’s great, melding two generations…
right2bright on January 14, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Just came back from Google and… YOWZA! I bet not even her ears are virgin.
MrX on January 14, 2009 at 5:31 PM
You’d have to be a real bastard to pop somebody else’s party balloon.
LimeyGeek on January 14, 2009 at 5:31 PM
Hi! I don’t have a job OR a portfolio!
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:32 PM
Sort of like your willingness to click whatever I put in front of you, my friend. So lonely…so lonely…
MadisonConservative on January 14, 2009 at 5:32 PM
I read an article about this earlier. This chick will scam the buyer (proof of virginity?) pocket the 3 mil, skip college and make a “career” out of soft porn and posing for skin rags.
crazy texas on January 14, 2009 at 5:33 PM
Doesn’t she admit in the interview that she’s not a virgin when she says “I’ve had casual sexual encounters and serious relationships before…?”
Or did she get her B.S. at the Bill Clinton School of Sexual Definitions?
Sir Corky on January 14, 2009 at 5:33 PM
Now that’s the type of thread entertainment I’ve been seeking!
Anna on January 14, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Maybe not religious, but if you haven’t decided to just “go for it” at this point, I would assume you have “personal reasons.”
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Truer words have never been spoken. This is the free market at work people. And the guys who are bidding are proof that my gender needs serious, serious help. Women may fight over a sweater set, they are fighting to be the first to put their dick in her. That’s actually not about sex, there are lots of beautiful, not prostitute women out there to have sex with. This about conquering and domination, gross.
DeathToMediaHacks on January 14, 2009 at 5:35 PM
Is that what you call those two things you don’t have? I call mine Laurel and Hardy.
MadisonConservative on January 14, 2009 at 5:35 PM
It actually doesn’t matter if she is a virgin or not. What she’s selling is a male fantasy fulfilled. It’s not about reality.
DeathToMediaHacks on January 14, 2009 at 5:36 PM
LOL… Job is kind of an important criteria.
Does dearth of interesting men count?
Illinidiva on January 14, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Nice.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Why? Because they’re old, dead and not worth a damn except bad comedy?
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Well, waiting for an interesting man would.
Dang, Madison. It’s like you’ve been saving these.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 5:38 PM
OK, that’s your best one yet.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 5:39 PM
She does admit to oral sex, so yes she falls into your description.
right2bright on January 14, 2009 at 5:40 PM
Nope, because people still remember their experience with them eighty years later.
I think you should call yours Paulson and Bernanke. People gave in after a lot of desperate begging, only to find out they would regret it for the rest of their lives.
MadisonConservative on January 14, 2009 at 5:41 PM
I will pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today…
right2bright on January 14, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Hell, in this economy you could probably rent out an entire brothel in Nevada for a month for less than a mil and have your pick of 20-30 experienced women (not clueless and clumsy virgins). Yu could have them all at once or 2-5 at a time, or whatever you want and the women at the brothel will know what they’re doing!
Seriously, why would anyone pay that much to have sex with a virgin, my experiences with virgin women (back in the day) was more work than fun, give me an experienced woman over a virgin anytime!
Liberty or Death on January 14, 2009 at 5:41 PM
The first virgin whore in history.
Indy928 on January 14, 2009 at 5:42 PM
I figured someone would ask if I fell into the “so hideous you can’t get any” category first before they made a pass. ;)
JadeNYU on January 14, 2009 at 5:43 PM
Like a moth to the flame, I knew what it was and clicked anyway.
BadgerHawk on January 14, 2009 at 5:44 PM
Have you not seen the number of retards that just have to type “first” in comments sections around the internet? It’s these morons that are bidding.
All of these people should be forced to listen to wccawa and MadisonConservative’s impotent whining and penis competition. Why not just whip ‘em out to be measured, boys?
Abby Adams on January 14, 2009 at 5:45 PM
LOL. Best idea yet. Make her wait forever.
a capella on January 14, 2009 at 5:45 PM
I know I’m in the minority here again but…I don’t see anything wrong with it. =)
It’s a stupid point, I think it’s really dumb for somebody to pay that much, but I don’t think she’s wrong in trying. Why should I care? If she can make money with her body by doing this, great.
One question tho: What if it’s a woman who wins the bidding? =) Or would she be into that? You gotta wonder…
Summer on January 14, 2009 at 5:45 PM
Heh, that reminds me of a bumper sticker I used to have on my car back in my teen days, it read…”virginity is but a bubble…one prick and its gone!”
When I was stopped at a light it was always the girls that would read the bumber sticker, point and laugh their azzes off!
Liberty or Death on January 14, 2009 at 5:46 PM
The only begging going on here is because my girlfriend has a fevah, and the only cure is more Paulson and Bernanke!
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 5:46 PM
It’s okay. We know you’re fantasizing about a menage a trois. It’s flattering, really.
MadisonConservative on January 14, 2009 at 5:48 PM
She seems to have a clause in it that she picks the winner. It’s not an automatic, highest bidder wins deal.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 5:48 PM
I think this explains how she could have had sexual encounters but is still a virgin. Women Studies programs have a high percentage of lesbians enrolled.
Buford on January 14, 2009 at 5:50 PM
I hope the guy at least gets a weekend out of it.
3.7 million? And that’s if she doesn’t get pregnant.
Speakup on January 14, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Ah, she demands another inflated plan with no value whatsoever, which she finds doesn’t leave her crisis satisfied at all. Just hope she doesn’t try redistribution of wealth to allay the situation.
MadisonConservative on January 14, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Yea I read that. I’m sure for enough money tho… =)
Also…would that even count? I mean…virginity is such a hazy concept like that. =) I guess they’ll go by the medical definition or something. Still tho… =) Kinda silly.
Summer on January 14, 2009 at 5:54 PM
I know, I know utterly insane. The winner could bang a boatload of hotter virgins for 1/10 of that amount.
Dritanian on January 14, 2009 at 5:55 PM
I find it impossible to believe that anyone would pay that much money for a prostitute. Nope…no way. And another thing, if she’s selling her “virginity” shouldn’t she at least try to look like a virgin, and not some big-breasted over-used porn star?
McKenz59 on January 14, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Is that what you Brits call it?
TheUnrepentantGeek on January 14, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Hey!!
DrMagnolias on January 14, 2009 at 5:58 PM
I actually thought of those “First!” posters when I was trying to think of who would actually want to do something like this.
Perhaps it’s my gender bias showing through, but, I always assume it’s a guy that’s doing it.
JadeNYU on January 14, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Honestly, thinking about it and all, I wouldn’t have done this when I lost mine. But if I had waited a longer time, long enough to think about it, I would have done it. =)
I guess she just waited long enough. Hehe. =)
Summer on January 14, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Well, she admits to having had oral sex, so I would think it wouldn’t count unless appliances were brought in, but even then…
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 6:00 PM
That sir, is a quality burn.
TheUnrepentantGeek on January 14, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Appliances? This is not the Maytag I thought I knew.
TheUnrepentantGeek on January 14, 2009 at 6:01 PM
I think I tried it once, but by the time I hit submit, I was no longer first.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Yea I mean like if you make out like that and stuff, I just think the whole big “V” thing is over anyway. =)
Summer on January 14, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Damn toaster sex again!
Abby Adams on January 14, 2009 at 6:03 PM
My whole thing is like if it’s done in bed, and it’s illegal to buy and sell it, then it’s sex. =)
Summer on January 14, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Troll.
Liberty Girl on January 14, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Woman auctioning off her
virginitydignity. FIFYsmellthecoffee on January 14, 2009 at 6:08 PM
I’m with you on that. I mean I understand the desire to reclassify yourself, but people should just be honest. Plus, I’d think part of the reason a man would want a virgin is because she has nothing to compare him to and thus judge him.
But she’s already seen a few “Paulsons”.
I won’t judge.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 6:09 PM
She needs deep penetration from her father’s foot in her ass.
marklmail on January 14, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Question for those calling her a whore or worse – when you gave up your V, what did you get for it? Dinner? A couple drinks? Is that person still in your life at all, or is that person long gone, leaving you with nada?
innominatus on January 14, 2009 at 6:10 PM
The thing is, selling your body for money is by definition whoring.
But there are plenty of people who are still with their first/only. I am.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Agreed. My first time was my wedding night. No complaints. I just wonder if stonethrowers here are living in glass houses – having given theirs up for A Lot Less Than $3.7 Million.
innominatus on January 14, 2009 at 6:16 PM
So’s my fiancee. I wish she were mine.
MadisonConservative on January 14, 2009 at 6:21 PM
What I’ve been wondering is this – if Comrade Obama signs a comparable worth bill, does that mean that every 22-year old male virgin is also entitled to $3.7 million for losing their virginity? Because that might just guarantee his re-election in 2012 …
alchemist17 on January 14, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Decent point. They could be jealous.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 6:23 PM
It’s a sellers market. If she’s a whore what does that make him?
A SUCKER! Any asshat that would pay that amt. of money for it deserves to be scammed and lose it IMHO.
JAM on January 14, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Inexperience is the new black. Or so to speak.
InCali on January 14, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Is it just my OCD or does everyone here just HAVE to click on a link in a comment? Thanks MadCon!
superdave on January 14, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Dear Sweet Zog, who gives a crap?? It’s HER freakin’ body.
Liberty Girl on January 14, 2009 at 6:30 PM
My husband feels the same way. I do as well, but I know he had to go through what he did in order for us to be together.
Though he recently told me how much my waiting meant to me. It was a sappy emotional time.
Esthier on January 14, 2009 at 6:31 PM
LOL…when I click on a thread and I don’t see any comments yet, I’m tempted.
I restrain myself for two reasons:
1) Fear of posting it but not actually being first.
2) The knowledge that I’ll never be able to mock another for doing it.
JadeNYU on January 14, 2009 at 6:34 PM
I gave mine up for a cheap, watered down, 3.2 pitcher of Coors beer. Seemed like a pretty fair price.
wccawa on January 14, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Laura also put the attention whore on a national radio show. The exposure helps with the bidding and eventual book deal.
dedalus on January 14, 2009 at 6:39 PM
No one is saying that she should be legally restricted from doing it.
However, if the definition of prostitution is trading sex for money, this qualifies.
If we create a new term “bizzlefluf” and define it as trading sex for money, she’d be a bizzlefluf.
There is a huge difference between having a right to do something and having a right to do it without judgment/comment by others.
JadeNYU on January 14, 2009 at 6:40 PM
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