A Jewcy photo-caption opportunity
posted at 4:00 pm on December 31, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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This is making the rounds this week, from LGF to Right Wing News to Q&O, and what better way to end the year but with a photo-caption open thread that relies on the idiocy of protestors? This comes from a pro-Palestinian demonstration in Manhattan on Sunday, where participants wanted to show both their intelligence and their tolerance. The latter can be found in the small print just above “Juice”, where the protestor managed to spell (Zionist) correctly. It’s a good thing he clarified, because I had a couple of alternate takes on what this meant before I expanded the picture:
- He’s unhappy with the sentence OJ Simpson received in Las Vegas.
- Tropicana was really behind the 9/11 attacks.
- Got Milk?
Feel free to contribute your best caption, and have a safe and happy New Year celebration tonight! We’re still waiting for Granddaughter #2 to make her debut, so with a little luck, perhaps we’ll ring in the new year at the maternity ward tonight!
Update: You’ve laughed at the picture — now get the T-shirt! (via Jammie Wearing Fool)
Update II: Robert Spencer says Pamela Geller had the pic first, so let’s put up a link to Atlas Shrugs. He has another “Death to All Juice” pic and says that the wording is deliberate so as to give the protestors “plausible deniability” from being pegged as genocidists. If so, that makes them even more foolish and comical than first thought.
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Why is it that jihadists are singularly unattractive? No wonder the only females they can find are through arranged marriages with child-brides. No free woman would go near them.
CarolynM on December 31, 2008 at 5:35 PM
“Islamic scholar in Manhattan demonstrates why the Koran should never be translated.”
RedWinged Blackbird on December 31, 2008 at 5:36 PM
Scurvy be upon you!
BrianA on December 31, 2008 at 5:36 PM
With all due respect to Robert Spencer, Altas and HotAir [and I do respect you all a lot] but, I’d like to set the record straight on this photo.
My friend whose blog is Vigilant Squirrel Brigade took this photo but didn’t put it on her main report page.
http://vigilantsquirrelbrigade.blogspot.com/2008/12/day-2-palis-march-against-israel.html
I dug through her slide show, found the pic and sent it to her and Atlas [who is personal friend of mine also] to say how great it was. Atlas put it up, I helped get it up on LGF and the rest is history. I am not taking any credit, I didn’t take it but Pamela Atlas and I both know who did–and she and she alone has the credit for this. It is truly a classic.
Urban Infidel on December 31, 2008 at 5:41 PM
Heh,
You know, of course, that “Death To All Juice” is an anagram of “Actual Jilted Hoe” ?
I find that ironic and funny on oh so many levels :)
AW1 Tim on December 31, 2008 at 5:42 PM
Happy New Year, El Capitano and crew. Best wishes for a New Year baby.
I will be doing the patient watch thing at Walter Reed but never fear, I just got the latest W.E.B. Griffith Presidential Agent book.
El Coqui
El Coqui on December 31, 2008 at 5:44 PM
It also anagrams as “Lethal Toad Juice” which, all things considered, makes a lot of sense too… :)
AW1 Tim on December 31, 2008 at 5:49 PM
Iran is behind this……..
Seven Percent Solution on December 31, 2008 at 5:54 PM
I knew there was a vast fruity conspiracy out there somewhere, thanks for the info. And that damn Toucan is probably the ringleader!
eaglewingz08 on December 31, 2008 at 5:55 PM
How smart do you have to be. to be able to push a button?
POOF.
Da_Hutt on December 31, 2008 at 5:56 PM
What do they have against OJ?
Darthgator on December 31, 2008 at 6:02 PM
They are starting to show their true colors. I am in a good mood though. It is New Years Eve! Happy New Years to HA. Ed, Hope you have a New Year Baby tonight! Grand kids are wonderful to have. I miss mine. Happy New Year To ALL our Military too!
sheebe on December 31, 2008 at 6:08 PM
Death to all (Zionist) Juice…
LOL that this guy expects to be taken seriously!
He must not believe in making lemonade out of lemons, either.
maverick muse on December 31, 2008 at 6:08 PM
A HAPPY HOTAIR NEW YEAR TO Y’ALL!
maverick muse on December 31, 2008 at 6:11 PM
“It’s the juice nazi – No juice for you!”
Religious_Zealot on December 31, 2008 at 6:13 PM
Urban Infidel
Actually, I mentioned the Squirrel in my earlier comment about the true credit due for this picture.
Robert Spencer on December 31, 2008 at 6:15 PM
“Want to get a BLT when we’re done here?”
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:16 PM
Actually, if you rearrange the letters……
“Ice Ju to Hell, Data”
I’ve got it!!! It’s anti-Semetic command from Captain Jean-Luc Picard!
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:18 PM
“Joan the Geehawd. Dunt whiree ef ewe bee mar turd. Minny virginians wate in hay van”
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 6:19 PM
His motto, “When life gives you lemons, fire off a few thousand Qassam rockets.”
Jerub Baal on December 31, 2008 at 6:20 PM
Ah yes, of course! The Squirrel!
Have a wonderful Happy New Year to you, Mr. Spencer and all here.
Urban Infidel on December 31, 2008 at 6:23 PM
Here’s the correct squirrel link!
http://vigilantsquirrelbrigade.blogspot.com/2008/12/solidarity-with-heroic-gazawheres.html
Urban Infidel on December 31, 2008 at 6:24 PM
It’s also an anagram for:
Teach Jailed Lout
Hmmm…..I think we should make that one happen.
JadeNYU on December 31, 2008 at 6:26 PM
“Are coming to the future martyrs meeting at Scores?”
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:27 PM
Excellent!
Give that man a free juice smoothie!
mankai on December 31, 2008 at 6:27 PM
“What’s the ruling on the Black Hebrew Israelites?”
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:29 PM
“What? Doesn’t everybody hate OJ Simpson?”
Seriously though: wasn’t there a single red blooded New Yorker around to just smash this dude’s face in?
No, I’m not joking. This photo is funny, but the fact that no one had the balls to punch the guy out is telling, and not very heartening.
fivefeetoffury on December 31, 2008 at 6:30 PM
“Not Louis Farrakhan, again.”
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:30 PM
I am so confused now. So it was Orenthal Jews Simpson ?
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 6:31 PM
He found the phrase in The Protocols of the Sellers of Aurantium
mankai on December 31, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Has anyone noticed Ahmadinejad on the extreme left side of that picture???!!!!
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:32 PM
“Cynthia McKinney thinks u r hawt.”
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:34 PM
Happy and healthy New Year to all at Hot Air, and thank you, Robert Spencer for your insight.
jintrabar on December 31, 2008 at 6:37 PM
I was gonna say the guy holding the sign looks a little like a photo of Theodore Roosevelt in his boxing days. But I haven’t started on the last of the eggnog yet. I bet TR would have had the balls to kick this clown in the balls.
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 6:38 PM
“Wonder if I won the inauguration committee’s lottery drawing for those front row tickets. Haven’t heard from Podesta yet”
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 6:43 PM
Does Orenthal James Simpson know about this?
Amendment X on December 31, 2008 at 6:45 PM
Make sure he tests the suicide bomb pack first out in the desert before he tries to use it on any kids…
DL13 on December 31, 2008 at 6:47 PM
Probably not. He is, should we say, out of the loop for a while ?
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 6:47 PM
Photoshop the Captain Morgan logo.
“Got a little Captain in You?”
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:50 PM
Clearly, Joe Biden made this sign.
loganthompson on December 31, 2008 at 6:52 PM
All in all, this has not been a good year.
I have no job.
I’m deep in debt.
The GOP keeps screwing Joe American.
I blame the penguins. I’ve learned that they are the root of all evil.
Damn penguins!
And what’s wrong with that sign? I can’t stand pomegranate juice myself.
madmonkphotog on December 31, 2008 at 6:53 PM
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 6:55 PM
Here’s hoping that debut occurs soon, Grampa Ed. Remind the expectant mother that delivering before midnight means a great tax deduction in April that will buy a lot of diapers.
And will you post a picture here when she arrives?
Red State State of Mind on December 31, 2008 at 6:59 PM
Madmonk I think you nailed it. It is the penguins that did it. And Al Gore too. A conspiracy at high levels. And BHO is gonna save us all, just as FDR did. Amen.
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 7:00 PM
Oh, never saw the words before. Makes sense now. I always thought it was “Toke”.
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 7:02 PM
madmonk, I started 2008 that way. In fact, on Jan 1 I was in danger of having my family (wife and four kids) tossed out on the street… I had to use every penny I had in my retirement… I went deep into debt to stay afloat… I finally got a job at 20% below the salary of my former job (which I lost seven months earlier)… the NC Zoo added more penguins.
Hang in there… here’s to a better 2009!
mankai on December 31, 2008 at 7:03 PM
Death To All Tokes!!!
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on December 31, 2008 at 7:03 PM
I wonder what the outrage would be if the sign read:
Seven Percent Solution on December 31, 2008 at 7:10 PM
I lost my job, about a third of my retirement savings and about a quarter of the value of my condo. I can’t wait to see this miserable year end.
RedWinged Blackbird on December 31, 2008 at 7:13 PM
…the guy to the right rear of our spelling-challenged hero is saying, “Yo, holmes…put down the sign…you’re making us look ignorant….”
…yeah…like talking retarded kids into blowing themselves up to murder commuters isn’t ignorant….
…like taking to the streets in strident outrage whenever somebody so much as forgets to add “peace be upon him” after mentioning their poxy prophet….
…like trampling their own people to death during expressions of strident outrage when someone prints cartoons — cartoons, for pete’s sake! — making fun of Mohammed’s headgear….
…like being the first ones any thinking person suspects when an act of mindless violence with no practical purpose is perpetrated anywhere on the planet….
…ignorant? Need I go on?
…I’m waiting for CAIR to express strident outrage at folks making fun of the spelling gaffes of the poor, ill-tutored rag-chapeau….
…after all, if you’re already numbered among folks who practice female genital mutilation, polygamy, who codify and calcify misogyny, and who’re always within a hair’s-breadth away from going postal, what’s a little spelling….
Puritan1648 on December 31, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Black Marker: 99 cents.
White construction paper: 50 cents.
Angry Jihadist spelling juice instead of jews: priceless.
Or…
Handler (guy in glasses): Dang it, Hussein! You’re the fifth person to spell Jews wrong today. If you can’t even spell JEWS right, how can we conduct our suicide attack? HOW?!?!
Or…
These Guys know how to make bombs!?!?
theboss on December 31, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Happy New Year Ed, and a safe delivery for the newest member of your family.
Dr Evil on December 31, 2008 at 7:15 PM
Well..since BHO is now titular head of the Donks, your sign would be considered racist, and it would be the lead story on CNN.
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 7:16 PM
I think you misunderstand the religion of peace and are overstating your case a bit. It may help if you have someone remove your tongue with a Bowie knife. Enshala.
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 7:20 PM
…no…most of the penguins I know vote Green…lefties…but not Dems…Greens….
…what’d'ya expect of a flightless bird? Ostriches, emus, kiwis and titmice all vote Green, except for those in zoos in Minnesota, who vote Farmer-Labor-Doofus…titmice, while techically a flying bird, vote leftie because, face it, TITmice…if there was a species of avian called “asshat”, they’d all be pining for Ted Kennedy….
…penguins…when we’re not tossin’ ‘em herring and those nondescript little green pellets at the aquarium or zoo, they’re in their little artificial ice houses watching re-runs of “West Wing” and listening to Joni Mitchell CDs….
…pinkos….
Puritan1648 on December 31, 2008 at 7:21 PM
What is the alc content of Lethal Toad Juice?
Kristopher on December 31, 2008 at 7:21 PM
………… I didn’t know the penalties were so harsh against cats.
Seven Percent Solution on December 31, 2008 at 7:21 PM
…see…you’ve been taken in by another lapse in spelling by our mohammeden neighbors…it’s “religion of piece”…”ie”, no “ea”….
…as in “lemme take this steak knife, only used once on Danny Pearl, and I cut you into leetle pieces”….
…the only peace in Islam — and forgive me for stepping with muddied boots all over the rules of the blog — is the peace of slaves….
Puritan1648 on December 31, 2008 at 7:24 PM
Oh gee I am sorry. I misread. No offense intended. Cats are nice. Never to be confused with Donks. I think my vision is blured by all of the stale Christmas snickerdoodles I have been trying to finish off this evening.
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 7:27 PM
No worries…………….. I was just trying to be clever.
……………. not too good at it, maybe in 2009 I’ll get more practice.
Seven Percent Solution on December 31, 2008 at 7:29 PM
locomotivebreath1901 on December 31, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Similar to lesbonics.
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 7:33 PM
Ebonics is a made up “black” language that educational fascists use to increase funding to Black Studies departments.
JonRoss on December 31, 2008 at 7:37 PM
Bonics online.
RedWinged Blackbird on December 31, 2008 at 7:41 PM
…an excuse for linguistic and educational underachievement….
…expecting achievement from a black child was once the norm, prior to President Johnson’s assault on the black community…when that community was savvy enough to expect to work twice as hard to achieve the same result on an uneven playing field…which, examine it as you may, was the case pre-1965….
…now, forty years and a bit on, blacks are achieving but are being told that they’re not…and kids, once told to be very particular in how they spoke in mixed-race public — the old “credit to our race” thing — are given an out, and excuse for incorrect grammar and lazy ennunciation….
…ebonics is a pidgen…and, historically, what sort of people speak a pidgen…the upperclass?
Puritan1648 on December 31, 2008 at 7:44 PM
That’s hilarious! Reminds me of my students, after reading Julius Caesar, one said that in his will Caesar left the Roman citizens 75 drachmas or “3 months celery” (salary).
http://soitgoesinshreveport.blogspot.com/2008/12/on-celery-and-shakespeare.html
paustin110 on December 31, 2008 at 7:55 PM
Guy in the glasses: “Man, this is the best we’ve got? All the good suicide bombers are gone and this is all we’ve got left”
AZfederalist on December 31, 2008 at 8:11 PM
…’and moose limbs’!
shooter on December 31, 2008 at 8:11 PM
I’m pretty sure he meant camel juice.
SouthernGent on December 31, 2008 at 8:15 PM
Ay! What, what!?
Speakup on December 31, 2008 at 8:17 PM
He meant to say “Death To All”
The entire word “Juice” was a typo.
This pretty much sums up the message of Islam.
Mojave Mark on December 31, 2008 at 8:20 PM
I think it is really a love note. It means “Squeeze me, baby!”.
kcarpenter on December 31, 2008 at 8:23 PM
Can we get more of Robert Spencer in 2009?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
TheFamousOne on December 31, 2008 at 8:26 PM
Crap,ahmed,its 8:30PM,your still holding that
stupid sign,and were going to be late for the
New Years Party at Ramadans house at Backa
Lacka Acka street!
canopfor on December 31, 2008 at 8:30 PM
“Oh come on, really? ‘Angel of the Morning’ wasn’t that bad.”
Tanya on December 31, 2008 at 8:33 PM
It’s similar to eboneering.
thomasaur on December 31, 2008 at 8:36 PM
He clearly must have meant, “All steroid-using people who desire a Jewish state”.
threeCents on December 31, 2008 at 8:38 PM
. . . and others. Y’all are hilarious!
Alana on December 31, 2008 at 8:41 PM
Better living through phonics.
Mutnodjmet on December 31, 2008 at 8:45 PM
Happy New Year all!
xplodeit on December 31, 2008 at 8:46 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO CAPT’N ED,ALLAHPUNDIT,MICHELLE MALKIN
AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL CREW MEMBERS OF THE U.S.S
HOT AIR POLITICAL WARSHIP ON THE NET:)
AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN AND FAMILY,
AND TO BRISTOL’S NEWEST EDITION:)
canopfor on December 31, 2008 at 8:47 PM
I would like to wish everyone here at HotAir a Happy New Year……………… but instead, just “New Year”.
We are going into the new year with a Democratic President, Senate, and House, along with the Media TOTALLY in bed with the Democrats, and a Justice System that will be filled with selective enforcement of the laws based on political ideology, and a State Department equally infested…….
The cause of the financial crisis (Democratic Social Engineering policies and regulations forcing bad business) is still in full swing, and with a new Democrat director at HUD, expect it to go into overdrive……..
Right before our eyes, our society was changed from a “Free Market” to “Socialism”, and no one complained, even when Trillions were thrown at the problem and it was discovered that no one is accountable as to where any of the money went……..
Yeah, 2009 is going to be a great year……. if you are a Democrat political bureaucrat and part of a union and are paid regardless of what you do by ever increasing taxes……….
……………. the rest of us are royally fu#ked!
Once in place, even if a Conservative gets elected, how big of a problem do you think “bureaucrat resistance” will be in trying to fix things?
Here’s to the New Year people……………….
………………… not holding the media accountable and elections do have consequences, don’t they?
Seven Percent Solution on December 31, 2008 at 8:53 PM
It needs someone with a Mercedes sign in the background.
Kevin M on December 31, 2008 at 8:54 PM
Death to all dem rats!
Cheshire Cat on December 31, 2008 at 8:56 PM
Free Blago !!!!
clinker46 on December 31, 2008 at 8:59 PM
What? Death to all Hummus too? No juice, no hummus. Well, there goes my diet for 2009. I hate Islam……
Some fun Huh?????
clinker46 on December 31, 2008 at 9:05 PM
LMAO
paustin110 on December 31, 2008 at 9:07 PM
Hong Kong 107 Korea, South 106 Japan 105 Taiwan 104 Singapore 104 Austria 102 Germany 102 Italy 102 Netherlands 102 Sweden 101 Switzerland 101 United States 100 Belgium 100 China 100 New Zealand 100 U. Kingdom 100 Hungary 99 Poland 99 Australia 98 Denmark 98 France 98 Norway 98 United States 98 Canada 97 Czech Republic 97 Finland 97 Spain 97 Argentina 96 Russia 96 Slovakia 96 Uruguay 96 Portugal 95 Slovenia 95 Israel 94 Romania 94 Bulgaria 93 Ireland 93 Greece 92 Malaysia 92 Thailand 91 Croatia 90 Peru 90 Turkey 90 Colombia 89 Indonesia 89 Suriname 89 Brazil 87 Iraq 87 Mexico 87 Samoa (Western) 87 Tonga 87 Lebanon 86 Philippines 86 Cuba 85 Morocco 85 Fiji 84 Iran 84 Marshall Islands 84 Puerto Rico 84 Egypt 83 India 81 Ecuador 80 Guatemala 79 Barbados 78 Nepal 78 Qatar 78 Zambia 77 Congo (Brazz) 73 Uganda 73 Jamaica 72 Kenya 72 South Africa 72 Sudan 72 Tanzania 72 Ghana 71 Nigeria 67 Guinea 66 Zimbabwe 66 Congo (Zaire) 65 Sierra Leone 64 Ethiopia 63 Equatorial Guinea 59
Cheshire Cat on December 31, 2008 at 9:09 PM
Death to the Judea Peoples Liberation Front!
And Death to the F*&^&^$&ken Judea Peoples Liberation
Front of Judea!Haha (From the life of Brian)A Hem:)
canopfor on December 31, 2008 at 9:15 PM
Caption:
We where unable to get a response from OJ Simpson before press time.
I R A Darth Aggie on December 31, 2008 at 9:16 PM
No, they are the ones that wear them. The ones that make them are Obama’s friends in Chicago.
Johan Klaus on December 31, 2008 at 9:23 PM
Happy New year everyone, It has to get better, and it will, if you believe, and your name is tinkerbell. Ha, just kidding. Have a safe New Years Eve and lets keep our chins up. It will be a good year, in spite of Barry, Bonnie, Nancy, Blago, Stinky Reid, HRH Hillary of Clinton, Caroline ‘You know’ kennedy, Rev Wright, oh shit, I just depressed myself. This year is going to stink as bad as last year. You all have a great evening…..Some fun huh????
Happy New Baby Ed…HNY MM, Allah and everyone at HA..thanks
clinker46 on December 31, 2008 at 9:26 PM
Lets make a t-shirt.
Gwillie on December 31, 2008 at 9:38 PM
Death to all muslims who carry signs that say death to anyone.
Johan Klaus on December 31, 2008 at 9:40 PM
Isn’t the guy on the left an evil Harry Potter wannabe?
Seriously, here in Michigan we’ve had protests where Muslims are jumping on this event to attack Jews without any admission that perhaps the Israelis wouldn’t be dropping bombs over Gaza if their (and Obama’s) relatives weren’t blowing up innocent teenagers eating pizza.
highhopes on December 31, 2008 at 9:40 PM
Congratulations ahead of time.
hillbillyjim on December 31, 2008 at 9:42 PM
Saving the wardrobe choices for later in 2009 when the “Impeach the filthy bastard” shirts come into vogue.
highhopes on December 31, 2008 at 9:43 PM
My 2008 didn’t suck other than that whole STFU and vote for McCain stuff from faux Republicans. I enter 2009 without a job (just retired from the Navy after 23 years), with a filthy Chicago politician entering the White House, and with deep concern about the future of this nation because of the aforementioned gangster about to take office. 2009 is going to be an awful year.
highhopes on December 31, 2008 at 9:51 PM
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