Further proof that there’s nothing “Dark Side of the Moon” can’t be synced to. I’m embedding the standard format clip because I know some of you are lazy and won’t click, but trust me when I say that you’ll want to watch this in widescreen HD. Preferably tonight, after you’ve imbibed some holiday cheer. Extinction events never tripped so hard!

Exit question: Looks like ground zero is smack dab in the middle of the Pacific. Japan just can’t catch a break, huh?