Happy Festivus, the atheist holiday
posted at 1:11 pm on December 23, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Yes, granted, it hasn’t traditionally been limited to nonbelievers. Still: It’s a holiday about nothing popularized by a show about nothing and created explicitly out of antipathy to Christmas. Toss in a rule about celebrating it in French and you’d have perfect existential despair. Even the aluminum pole — unadorned, unsentimental, but unbowed — makes for a fine skeptic symbol. I’m going to e-mail Hitchens and Dawkins and urge them to stake a claim “for the rest of us.” Expect a joint press release shortly.
While the stories of Festivus-inspired laughs are vast — like the woman from Kansas City whose Festivus feats of strength include thumb-wrestling, and the Festivus Pole lot in Wisconsin where the poles are sold like Christmas trees — it has inspired some criticism from pundits who fear it is taking away from traditional religion-based celebrations like Christmas.
”It is odd to me that Festivus would be a part of that debate, because the No. 1 reason this holiday has caught on is that it isn’t exclusive,” Salkin says. “It’s not religious. Festivus means nothing. And something that means nothing is very useful because everyone can agree on it. It excludes no one. It’s the joke that everyone’s in on.”
Today being the day, I’m inclined to take the rest of it off and proceed to the gym for the Feats of Strength, to be followed later by the boss’s Airing of Grievances about why I’m not at work. Celebrants/Seinfeld fans may, if they wish, air their own grievances below; “there’s too much atheist content on the site” has already been duly noted and logged. My own grievance: Did you know there’s not a single copy of Mario Kart Wii available for purchase at a major American chain right now? If you want it under the tree (er, pole), be prepared to be gouged with a 40 percent mark-up by small dealers.
Exit question: According to the episode, Festivus doesn’t end until the head of the household is pinned. Does that mean the holiday must be celebrated with others or, more strictly, that it must be celebrated with family, in which case singles are ineligible? A fine point of theology. Or atheology, as it were.
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The Pope has said that evolution, creation, and the Force are all compatible.
However, midichlorians are still bulls***. Seriously.
MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:17 PM
Sure, next you’re going to tell me fire melts steel.
MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:18 PM
A lack of imagination, or inspiration?
We can only imagine a little more than what we have learned from others.
Count to 10 on December 23, 2008 at 4:18 PM
You’re always the voice of reason, contrary to your handle, Zealot! :)
By all means. I appreciate your goodness.
Doesn’t the Hindi “Namaste” greeting mean something like “I salute the spirit of God within you”? Or am I thinking of something else?
Anyway, to everyone here: Namaste … Shalom … and good night.
Rosmerta on December 23, 2008 at 4:20 PM
How can one be an evil-believer? That is not possible. If you are evil, you are NOT a believer. An evil person may say they are a believer, but God knows what is in a person’s heart and soul, so that doesn’t work.
God is merciful. Man can be merciful as an individual if he chooses to live a in the path of God. But society, being secular, is left with pursuing justice within the system. A murderer can be put to death in the name of justice. In a court of law. And he can be forgiven by the family of the murder victim who then defends the murderer against the death penalty, in an act of mercy.
Apples and oranges.
ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 4:21 PM
Unless he means oatmeal, which is considered “hot cereal”.
Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 4:21 PM
Well my Uncle Scrooge Says;
“ If I could work my will, every fool who walks the street with a Happy Festivus on his lips, would be frozen in his own Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream and buried with an Aluminum Rod through his heart! Humbug!”
Festivus a humbug? Well I say that if me an my friends want an excuse to get together and have some fun in this dismal New England weather we will observe every holiday from here to Boxing Day. I say Festivus has done me good and God bless it. Every One.
Dr. Venture on December 23, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Well written. I couldn’t agree more. Hermeneutics helps me with scriptures.
Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism. – Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 4:25 PM
If Jesus is all about judgement along with love, OhEssYou, you can stop with the Neighborhood Watch you’ve set up. That job is covered. From what I understand, Jesus does not need you to issue surrogate warnings for Him.
BillH on December 23, 2008 at 4:25 PM
Scripture quoting has been outlawed on this thread, or I’d cite the verse that talks about salvation through faith and not through works, lest any man should boast. So instead I’ll refer you to a page on the “No True Scotsman” fallacy.
hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 4:27 PM
I’m talking Lucky Charms and 2%. Smoke fills the room.
I give up. Popsicle diet for me.
MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:27 PM
hicsuget said:
No, I mean EXACTLY what I have said. And that is that God knows the world as it really is with real possibilities that MEN have to choose from and not God. God can work to influence the choices men make, but He still can’t make a decision for any other person.
God reserves the right to say He will do something and then not do it BASED UPON changes in a relationship. He showed this over and over again by repenting of what He said He would do in dealing with Israel. God goes out of His way to even give His reason for not doing what He said He would do in Jeremiah 18:7-10.
The only way that God could actually repent of doing something he said He would do is if the future is partly open for things to turn out in a way that makes Him change His mind about doing what He said He would do.
Now, I know you are a biblically illiterate buffoon and will actually try to not understand the simple things I am saying here, so I will go one step further and spell out a few simple things that you ought to be able to grasp but won;t unless I spell them out for you here.
1) God has the right to change His mind based upon His standards (i.e. do evil and I will repent of the good I said I would do OR repent and I will repent of the destruction I said I would do).
2) God has the leeway to determine some things and not others. He doesn’t have to determine everything or nothing. He can choose to determine some things and not others.
3) God has the freedom to determine groups of people where the individuals that make up those groups are not pre-determined by God but determined by the individual’s own choosing.
4) God has the freedom to determine what people must do to enter into a relationship with Him at any time.
TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 4:29 PM
Just to save everyone reading the rest of TheLowlyQueen’s post.
MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:31 PM
Ya know, for once…and probably only once…I’m in full agreement with you.
Merry Christmas, Zealot…Merry Christmas everyone, and may you and yours have a wonderful one!
Happy Festivus to the “rest of ya’s”, Happy Channukha (I’m sure I misspelled that) May all have a great and wonderful weekend.
Peace
JetBoy on December 23, 2008 at 4:31 PM
Well there’s your sign! LOL
Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 4:31 PM
Dude, are you being purposefully being obtuse? Considering your stance, you may find strengthening your faith a more constructive use of your time. It’s just like I told Ihas- I cannot possibly diminish you or your relationship with
G-d- only you can do that.
BillH on December 23, 2008 at 4:32 PM
That is sad. Lucky Charms are my favorite though. Even the non-marshmallow are covered in marshmallow stuff.
Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 4:35 PM
I’m no theological scholar… I don’t even attend church. I have read some, and thought about things like this on my own.
Put simply, I believe that God’s omniscience is at least partially due to transcending time. Yes, He knows which “ants” from this grand experiment we call reality are worthy, but only because He did/does/will create the universe, give us free will, etc.
As far as “extermination” goes, I’m not too clear on my own beliefs on that, to be honest. I don’t believe that being Christian is neessarily the only way of attaining salvation.
malclave on December 23, 2008 at 4:36 PM
I like how the Festivus post is in top picks now with over 300 comments, but the Christmas in Baghdad post could only muster 60.
We do like to get sidetracked, don’t we?
BadgerHawk on December 23, 2008 at 4:37 PM
If that’s the sign, until I can enjoy breakfast without the fire department banging on my door, I’m turning Satanist, dammit!
You gotta try Smor’z. Delicious.
MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:37 PM
I always sort out the non-marshmallows and eat them first, so at the end I’m left with nothing but marshmallows and super-sugar-concentrated milk.
BadgerHawk on December 23, 2008 at 4:38 PM
Really. I suspect Madison is single- the type that burns water. Maybe he needs to switch to Cheerios and 1/2-1/2 :)
BillH on December 23, 2008 at 4:39 PM
Oh, we probably agree on a lot of things, we just seem to only meet each other on discussions regarding religion and homosexuality.
Anyway, here are some things you might agree with:
- Obama was a horrible choice for president and the country will regret its decision.
- the Cowboys and Steelers are overrated (but still may find themselves in the Super Bowl)
- HA is a great place
- a cold blustery evening is a good time to stay inside and curl up with a loved one and watch a movie
- our education system is a wreck
- while it may be hard to find – there is good in everyone.
Religious_Zealot on December 23, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Worse. The little lady burns ice. I keep her away from the freezer.
MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:41 PM
This thread is hilarious.
It escapes me how many, after all this time, haven’t figured out that AP, like most of us, is ok being who he is.
BillH, you’re a good man and please don’t go anywhere. The HA pivot needs you. Find all of hillbillyjim’s comments on this thread. You won’t be disappointed.
Esthier and hillbillyjim, thanks for providing sanity and balance.
Tanya, no, the dog will be the easier one. Like with women, nothing can be predictable with cats.
Entelechy on December 23, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Well DUH! This has become a discussion of cold cerial bursting into flames :o
BillH on December 23, 2008 at 4:43 PM
Religious_Zealot on December 23, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Great comment – that’s the spirit!
Entelechy on December 23, 2008 at 4:45 PM
People just don’t understand what midichlorians are. They are merely microscopic creatures who are attracted to and permeate individuals attuned to the Force. Taking a midichlorian count as a measure of Force potential merely takes advantage of this fact, as people stronger with the Force will have more midichlorians. A high midichlorian count is an effect of a high Force potential, not the cause.
malclave on December 23, 2008 at 4:46 PM
BANNED!!!
MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Here is a lesson on how to spell Chanukah or Hannukah or…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7JiDBi_v4c
:)
ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Thanks, Entelechy. I just saw some of the first posts on this thread, and, considering how this year has gone, I got just a wee bit angry. And yeah, Hillbillyjim is a good one.
BillH on December 23, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Have a good night everyone. I’m off to finish my Christmas
Festivus shopping. And pick up some Lucky Charms.BadgerHawk on December 23, 2008 at 4:50 PM
Yeah, that’s how I wanted my last post of the day to end up…
BadgerHawk on December 23, 2008 at 4:51 PM
Merry Christmas, fellow rogue. Take snowshoes, there’s more coming.
MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:53 PM
God created us to love us, and that we might love Him. Why is God a Trinity? Among other reasons, because God is love, and love requires an object.
Rosmerta on December 23, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Frightfully smart comment.
chunderroad on December 23, 2008 at 4:54 PM
Ooh, that means I can quote scripture until the time the ban takes effect, right, since there’s nothing to lose?
“Judge not, that ye be not judged.”
Matthew 7:1
malclave on December 23, 2008 at 4:54 PM
Correct on every point.
Again, Merry Christmas to ya…May 2009 find us arguing again in good spirit.
haha, that was good! I think there’s about 8 proper ways to spell that, but I never get it right…
JetBoy on December 23, 2008 at 4:55 PM
Ouch. I hope you guys have good take out nearby.
Hmmm… never heard of it. I’ll have to check it out.
Heh. This conversation makes me feel like a kid.
Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 4:56 PM
Just wants to make me fall off into a sugar-induced coma :p
2:00 pm here in sorta-sunny San Diego. Time to go and do battle with the unwashed masses. Later on, all.
BillH on December 23, 2008 at 5:04 PM
But Rosie’s Cereal Bowl can weaken the structural integrity of any construction.
- The Cat
MirCat on December 23, 2008 at 5:08 PM
Truly annoying are the “Christians” who spew bile and hate in defense of their Christianity. As are the same types on the other side of the argument.
Still, fun to watch, though, and instructive too (when reasoned arguments are made by folks like you and Madison).
Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus to y’all.
hillbillyjim on December 23, 2008 at 5:21 PM
Have you tried a Begium brew called Saint Bernardus Christmas Ale? That’s a treat worth sharing with family/friends. Rich, but very soft on the tongue.
ricer1 on December 23, 2008 at 5:27 PM
I’ve never understood that. Destroying what your faith stands for in order to defend it?
The same to you, and to everyone still here. While this thread did get a little ugly I think it stayed mostly sweet. This is a beautiful time of year. I sincerely hope everyone enjoys this time and hope it only brings everyone closer to family and friends no matter the faith you share.
Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 5:39 PM
Forgive me for tampering, Rosmerta. chunderroad is correct. Rosmerta is “on to something” here.
This thread (purportedly dealing with Festivus) has somehow morphed into a philosophical debate regarding God’s omnipotence and His concept of Justice (allowing po’ little sinners to go to Hell, and what not), and the age-old free-will vs. determinism debate. Greek philosophers were arguing about free will vs. determinism AT LEAST since several hundred years before that first Christmas (somewhere between 2 – 6 B.C.). The problem is, the people participating in this thread are not going to get any closer to the answers than the theologians and the philosophers have for that past 20 centuries. That’s what happens when you start out with false or contradictory premises that you mistakenly accept as true — no matter how flawless the logic, you end up proving that the moon is made of green cheese (which everyone knows is not true). I suspect that the entire free will vs. determinism debate is a false dichotomy to begin with, but I will now argue that here.
What I WILL argue is that Rosmerta is exactly correct. God created humans for specific reasons, viz. to worship Him and to have a loving personal relationship with them. Jesus summed up the whole of the law with His two commands to love God with all of one’s heart, soul, mind, strength, and to love one another.
So you see, it is ALL about love. If you do not understand love, very little in all of creation will make very much sense. If you ask the average person on the street, “what is love?” it quickly becomes evident that almost no one agrees. They can’t ALL be right, now can they? Furthermore, if you ask people “what is the opposite of love?”, they vast majority of people will regurgitate precisely the wrong answer (usually “hate”). The “why?” mysteries of the universe can never really be understood until one understands love. (Science is devoted to answering the “how?” questions.) Begin by asking yourself what kind of universe and what kind of creatures (capable of reciprocating love to the creator) would God HAVE to create in order for love to exist AT ALL. That is the correct starting point for the debate. Not all of this nonsense about free-will and God’ idea of Justice or the “merits” of those that choose to spend eternity with Him.
My collie says:
CyberCipher on December 23, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Especially when commanded by Christ to turn the other cheek.
Good words Esthier. I hope you have a blessed season.
herrevery on December 23, 2008 at 5:53 PM
Merry CHRISTmas!
No Scriptures. No quotes. Just the fact that He’s the reason for the season. Sadly gone wildly the way of commercialism.
Kokonut on December 23, 2008 at 6:17 PM
All sorts of people say all sorts of crazy things, like this especially insane comment by a prominent Catholic nutcase:
Pope Benedict said on Monday that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behavior was just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction.
thuja on December 23, 2008 at 6:29 PM
I guess I watched 1/2 of a “Seinfeld” episode once. The closest I ever got to Festivus was Ken Curtis’s character on “Gunsmoke.”
Pelayo on December 23, 2008 at 6:33 PM
The subjects of this thread are not Atheists, they are attention seeking idiots.
OldEnglish on December 23, 2008 at 6:52 PM
Io Saturnalia!
DarkCurrent on December 23, 2008 at 6:54 PM
The best I can estimate Eid ul-Fitr (Muslim Holiday celebrating the last day of Ramadan) will fall between Christmas and January 1 in 2027, or maybe 2028. If you are annoyed by atheists, get ready, the real trouble is coming.
Pelayo on December 23, 2008 at 6:59 PM
That was Festus. LOL. But I like the idea of a skinny old dude on a mule singing Tumbling Tumbleweeds as he brings the traditional pole and his bag of grievances.
chunderroad on December 23, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Dude. I can almost hear him now:
“Gorely, Matthew, I got more grievances’n you cin shake uh stick ayat!”
hillbillyjim on December 23, 2008 at 7:11 PM
I added bold and emphasis to “Fest” and “us” I guess it wasn’t noticable.
Pelayo on December 23, 2008 at 7:15 PM
Good thing we aren’t in Minnesota now, eh?
BillH on December 23, 2008 at 8:03 PM
Do I detect actual hostility towards that which is freely available to you EVERYWHERE? You don’t need wi-fi, or an isp, or a telephone, or TV, or anything at all, but a wish and sincere desire to be saved. Just simply ask. The good book is simply a guide, but it is filled with the amazing words of your savior too.
Henceforth, you need not have to be perfect. You need not have to go to church even, although, you’d be better for it if you did so that you may learn and hear the word (hopefully from a righteous person pure of heart and sincere in faith).
Just ask the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart, pray with sincerity for strength and guidance, and all else will fall into place as if God was reading your mind… because he can and will hear you! If you’d just give the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit the opportunity to. But you have to ask of your own free will and sincere desire. Most often it does not happen overnight, but I have seen that happen too with my own eyes.
Seek! And ye shall find! The joy is abundant and it. is. REAL!
FlatFoot on December 23, 2008 at 8:05 PM
Or Dearbornistan.
Pelayo on December 23, 2008 at 8:15 PM
FlatFoot,
It is not quite as simple as asking Lord Jesus Christ into one’s heart. The atheist must first render his mind into a pliable, gullible and emotional child like state so that religious absurdities may pass through unhindered, and only then is he capable of ~sincerely~ asking Jesus Christ into his heart. I suppose getting blind drunk while depressed would go someway to achieving that end, but then there’s that sincerity thing. How did you manage it?
FierceGuppy on December 23, 2008 at 8:53 PM
I don’t know why the atheists have to try to horn into christmas, they already have plenty of holidays:
Darwin day (hairygod day)
Lenin’s Birthday (otherwise known as earthday)
Stalin’s Birthday
Hitler’s Birthday
Mao’s Birthday
May Day
right4life on December 23, 2008 at 9:02 PM
I got it. :o)
Tanya on December 23, 2008 at 9:11 PM
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Ev’rywhere you go…” I love singing… “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, …mm….mmm…. Soon the bells will start.”
apacalyps on December 23, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Thank you, my friend, for your kind words in the other thread….as far as those other clowns, I will let the Lord Judge between us.
I have had that happen in some very interesting ways in my life before…and I trust His judgement, and Him.
May the Lord bless you and keep you, and may He make His face shine upon you and be gracious unto you….
right4life on December 23, 2008 at 10:38 PM
right4life,
Lenin, Mao, and Stalin were Communists, and all atheists here despise Communism both in its theory and practice. We are not ~ever~ going to celebrate these God v1.0 like megalomaniacal savages and are more likely to accept Jesus into our hearts than become Communists. Does any atheist here celebrate May Day? No? Neither do I. Not even the lefties in my workplace do. Only unions seem to give a stuff about May Day. Hitler was neither a Christian nor an atheist but a religio-pagan who only admired the Catholic church for its ability to capture and retain the hearts and minds of millions of people. No atheist is going to celebrate Hitler’s birthday. Darwin on the other hand was a benevolent figure, an honest man, had a powerful intellect, and was a boon for the science of biology. I suppose any theists and atheists into the science of biology would care to celebrate Darwin’s birthday. It doesn’t rock my boat. Aside from normal birthdays, I celebrate days like Victory in Iraq Day, The NZ dollar goes Up Day, Flame a Lefty weaner on the Net Day, and Basking in Material Comforts Day.
FierceGuppy on December 23, 2008 at 10:52 PM
Happy holidays all, from your resident Buddhist.
My you and your loved ones have joy and happiness.
jim_collins on December 23, 2008 at 11:28 PM
No problem, right4life. Just remember, I can support you when you do Godly things. If you are not doing Godly things (like swearing and calling people “trash”) I cannot support you. It’s that simple. And I expect the same from those supporting me. Is what I am doing in lineM;ate Bible. And I think that’s the attitude we should always keep on everything, okay, are we conducting ourselves according to Scripture. Is what I’m doing or saying pleasing to God. Christians should conduct themselves at a higher standard than the world does. Jesus said, “Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him” (1 John 2:15). This is a command, right4life, not a suggestion. It does not say, “Don’t love the world too much,” but “not at all.” The “world” means the world as a “system,” it’s posessions, positions, and pleasures — and this surely includes refraining from cursing and cussing. I know the frustration in debating the scoffer and the reprobate, however, just speak the truth as it is revealed in God’s word and you’ll have no use for “Christian cursing”. I can’t stress this enough. I’m not trying to pick on you or make you feel bad. I wanna help you become an even better servant of God that your rewards in heaven may be great! You have a lot to offer the kingdom of God right4life, don’t spoil your testimony with a few angry words. Don’t give the enemy a reason to attack you. They are looking for a crack in your armor. And don’t be fooled. Satan knows where that crack is. “My brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil” (Ephesians 6:10-13). If not, then you cannot win the battle. Well, I’ve said enough on this. You get the picture. Like I said, we gotta help each other see the light some times. Everybody needs help. Merry Christmas to you too. My favourite Christmas song.
apacalyps on December 23, 2008 at 11:37 PM
On the contrary, it IS that simple, exactly. That’s all I had to do when I decided to choose.
I can see you’re itching for a fight, so I’ll not entertain your desire to pick one further but for this final observation of you, and atheists in general.
Despite knowing, or at one time having known differently within yourself, in the consciousness of the truth you have chosen to perceive, you now see everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence accompanied by faith… and loathing has seized you.
FlatFoot on December 23, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Hmmm…calling me a Nazi, a Communist or a heretic. That is a splendid way to make me see your point, Right4life. Oh yeah, baby, I want to repent and convert RIGHT NOW!!!
…just so you didn’t get it, hon, that was low-grade sarcasm. Oh, and that bit about Hairygod Day? Not very inspired. I expect better from someone who holds their religion like a talisman instead of as a personal quest.
One last thing- your comment forces Godwin’s Law. I win.
BillH on December 23, 2008 at 11:45 PM
Is it just me or are there more atheists threads in the last few days than Christmas posts? What is this!? Talk about poking Christians in the eye.
apacalyps on December 24, 2008 at 12:03 AM
Plus 10.
Speakup on December 24, 2008 at 12:23 AM
If you’re not satisfied, go to christmas.com, or some other site that might sate your hunger.
MadisonConservative on December 24, 2008 at 12:28 AM
Will anyone remember Jerry Seinfeld two thousand years from now? We need a better future generation.
Merry Christmas everybody.
mike_NC9 on December 24, 2008 at 12:39 AM
Heh- what’s funny is I’m not a Seinfeld fan. I normally wouldn’t have even bothered with the thread, except I was thinking it may provide a bit of desperately needed comic relief. But with having lost my job in July, my fiancee in end stages of ALS (she is now in a persistent vegitative state), another good friend of mine in the hospital because her ex decided to beat her with a pipe then set her on fire- all that on the negative side of the ledger. For the plus side, I have been true to Vickie all through her disease, despite the fact we aren’t married, that woman who was beaten I put 400.00 in the kitty for her AND I’m trying to arrange for a car for her (hers was destroyed in the fire), there was another friend of mine (single mom, 2 kids) who desperately needed new tires for her car (cord coming through? not good)- whew. Most of this coming after I lost my job. I’m also dealing with the Usual Christmas Depression- it seems to have struck our family with a vengeance this year- and, to top it all off, I am stupidly considering a business in a very limited, specialized field.
So, yeah. I was looking for a laugh. Instead I get told I’m a bad guy (admittedly, not directly) because I don’t hold certain faiths. I’m glad saner heads like yours, Esthier, Entelechy, Hillbillyjim, et al showed up. Me going off like a thermonuclear device would not have been pretty.
BillH on December 24, 2008 at 1:06 AM
Nothing you say or do will ruin my Christmas. For the 4th time, please restrain from responding to me. Thank you.
apacalyps on December 24, 2008 at 1:23 AM
I’m with you. Will anyone remember “festivus” two thousand years from now? Uh,….lol… no.
Right back at ya, Mike! Glory to the King of kings. Merry Christmas.
apacalyps on December 24, 2008 at 1:31 AM
When you apologize for your insults to me and Esthier, and admit you jumped to conclusions that you were utterly wrong about, I will. Till then, I don’t care what you want, you smear-mongering narcissist.
MadisonConservative on December 24, 2008 at 1:32 AM
Right now I feel that you need to take a deep breath and step back from worrying about all of this. Let it go.
apacalyps on December 24, 2008 at 1:49 AM
I hope you don’t find it glib if I give you a hearty “hang in there!” The holidays are the absolute worst time to have the #$%^ hit the fan. It probably doesn’t mean a whole lot to have the sympathy of a complete stranger, but you have mine, as well as my deep respect for the honorable way you’ve dealt with your fiancee’s horrible illness. Here’s hoping better times are ahead for all of us
RightOFLeft on December 24, 2008 at 2:29 AM
RightOFLeft, not only is that not glib, it is most appreciated. +1 on the wish for better times. It seems a number of commenters here are going through a rough patch, and a bit of relief wouldn’t go amiss. Now, if I can get the parts suppliers I need to talk to me…
BillH on December 24, 2008 at 2:45 AM
I couldn’t parse most of what you wrote so I’ll rely on gut instinct.
No, loathing has not seized me. For Western atheists, our ~day to day~ lives are not nearly so replete with superstitious pap to give just cause for loathing to become the dominant emotion, and that does not change with the addition of secular absurdities pushed by Marxists. There’s lots and lots of good-natured people about who do at least ~act~ rationally most of the time. Surround oneself with such people and there really is no reason why one should suffer from dark emotions throughout one’s life.
FierceGuppy on December 24, 2008 at 3:56 AM
If God is all knowing, and He must be, because he supposedly sent his Son to earth to be executed for a crime he didn’t commit, 33 years beforehand, why did He create a flawed humanity, then dictate that the penalty for such a flaw is death, only to know that He would have to make His Son flesh to pay the penalty for the violation of a law that not only did He Himself write, but the penalty for such would be death – by His own decree? I went to church as a kid, was confirmed, but no one ever explained that.
Why create a race of beings, condemn them to death by your own dictate? Then after having done so, why change your mind later if you are omnipotent? Then after changing your mind, why decide that instead of rescinding the death sentence as easily as you imposed it, you get your pound of flesh from somewhere else and make someone else die instead? Where is the logic of that? Then, after deciding that you have to have your pound of flesh, why take it out on your Son? Why would God use his own son as a whipping boy to pay for a crime which didn’t even exist until He invented a rule to be violated?
As far as free will is concerned, even that makes no sense according to the story. Stay with me now: God supposedly sent his Son to earth for the explicit purpose of being executed on the cross to die for humanity’s sins. (Why that would wipe out humanity’s original sin, I have no idea.) However, that therefore means that all the actions of those who persecuted Christ and executed Him were all predetermined, including the actions of the diciplies who followed him and wrote the scriptures. They had to do what they did or else the whole idea of sending His son to save man would have had no point. Right? What if Christ was not railroaded and crucified and nobody bothered Him? What if everybody loved Him and His message? What if everybody respected Him and let Him live a full life? By definition, that would mean the humanity could not be saved? Does that make sense? The only conclusion is that free will was not present, the whole thing was rigged from the moment Christ was born. The whole outcome had to be predetermined.
If there are any real Christian eschtalogical scholars here that could explain this I would like to understand what it is that I am missing. I believe that God is a rational being and functions according to logic, so I have trouble accepting the story of Christ as it has been traditionally told. There must be more to the story, or it has been mistold in the centuries following His death.
keep the change on December 24, 2008 at 4:09 AM
Hi keep the change:
I think Acts 2:22 may provide some help.
I believe the Bible teaches that God’s ultimate purpose is to reveal his character. In that, at the time of creation God foreknew the introduction of sin and He conceived of a solution. The penalty for the flaw (sin) in free will Humanity has to be death because God’s holy nature requires it. Death is the punishment for sin. The eradication of all humanity would have been a just penalty for our sin. God’s solution is to ordain for the Second person of the Trinity –Jesus Christ—to pay for the penalty, by becoming a perfect and acceptable sacrifice in the eyes of a holy God who does not tolerate sin. The Book of Hebrews in the New Testament deals with this further.
The atheist may respond, “but I don’t agree with this.”
And my response is that as a Bible-believing Christian, I accept this Biblical account or meta-narrative on the same epistemological ground as the atheist does for his meta-narrative: on faith.
I accept the Scriptures and the accompanying meta-narrative it teaches on faith. Just like the atheist accepts his naturalistic meta-narrative and storyline of the “in the beginning was nature and nature alone….” on pure faith alone.
However, the difference between our 2 competing meta-narratives is that I believe the atheist cannot account for the usage of the laws of logic in his worldview. My Christian worldview can and does account for the laws of logic. Hence, there is evidence for pre-supposing the truth and validity of the Christian theistic worldview. The laws of logic show that there is a philosophical defeater contra atheism, because atheists have to borrow from the Christian world view in order to “do any heavy philosophical lifting at all.”
You are correct that the Christian God is defined as “omniscient.” But there is no philosophical tension and no contradiction between a divine being knowing in advance what free will human beings will choose to do without constraint with their own decisions.
The existence of God is a separate issue from the doctrine of God or the separate issue of the decree of God, i.e., “why did God permit the introduction of evil or sin into the created realm?”
The above point is one that many atheists or skeptics tend to forget. Personally, I may disagree (and I do) with the philosophy of Noam Chomsky, but the issue of my disagreement with his dogma or principles or nature or perspective is a separate issue from the question of, “does Noam Chomsky even exist?”
Far too often, an atheist or skeptic will argue in a fallacy:
“Well, I don’t agree with why God did XYZ or why God allowed evil. Therefore, I am an atheist.” But the matter of you disagreeing with God’s plan or God’s will is a separate matter altogether for the ontological issue of, “does God exist?” Atheists overlook this point far too often.
But I digress……sorry………….returning to your question above:
God created human beings with free will.
That means that God could not have created a world where free will human beings did not sin.
Now, you and I or anyone else may disagree with God’s original decision to create or not, but my only point is:
the introduction of free will human beings in the created order raises the
problem of evil .
And Scriptures, which I accept on faith (just like the atheist accepts his meta-narrative “on faith”) provide an answer to the problem of evil.
ColtsFan on December 24, 2008 at 4:47 AM
This website and philosopher does a far better job at explaining cogent answers to your excellent question.
ColtsFan on December 24, 2008 at 4:50 AM
That is a relevant question (s).
I believe, on faith in the Scriptures, that God wanted to reveal His nature and character to humanity.
The Scriptures do not portray God changing His mind.
Sin against a holy and eternal God pre-dates humanity.
That is, before God created humanity, sin was punishable by death. That is due to God’s just nature which requires death for transgression.
Personally, as a Bible-believing Christian, I would not invent such a conception of God. I would invent a rather invent a God of my own choosing, a God made in the image of Colts Fan.
But would we together not agree that I would then be guilty of engaging in anthropology, and not theology? Because I would then be guilty of making God in my own human image, instead of moving from what God’s putative revealed word says about His nature or character.
ColtsFan on December 24, 2008 at 5:00 AM
Christian doctrine does not teach that “God sent his Son to earth in order to wip out humanity original sin.” Rather, Christian doctrine teaches that the Son’s death on the Cross wipes out or negates the punishment due to humanity for their own sins.
We are punished not for Adam.
We are punished for our own sins.
God’s omniscience and foreknowledge is not in tension or in conflict or in contradiction with what free will human beings and their choices. God knew what free will humans will do with their decisions.
To say it is a contradiction, is really to confuse issues of philosophy of time with other different issues in Metaphysics.
May I encourage you to keep on asking and raising those excellent questions?
Here are some websites to encourage you:
http://www.desiringgod.org/
http://www.str.org/site/PageServer
http://www.rzim.org/USA/Resources/Links.aspx
Thank you again.
ColtsFan on December 24, 2008 at 5:11 AM
Keep the Change:
You have raised deep questions.
May I point you to this author , or perhaps this book by a different theologian?
Both are good surveys.
Your questions may find cogent answers here or, particularly, on this book dealing with the Incarnation.
Your question involving Philosophy of Time be found here.
ColtsFan on December 24, 2008 at 5:27 AM
Merry Christmas, Allah..
Remember the Reason for the Season
:)
DaveC on December 24, 2008 at 7:43 AM
oh yeah Darwin was REAL benevolent…
and here is the hairyone himself:
all darwin did for science is make science = atheism. evolution is a joke. natural selection a tautology…if its fit, it survives…
and given the attitude of many atheists on this web, I have no doubt they would follow the footsteps of Stalin or Lenin in elminating those they disagree and hate….especially christians.
right4life on December 24, 2008 at 8:48 AM
you atheists are REAL TOUCHY!! it was low grade sarcasm there hon
actually you’ve lost…more than you realize…but someday you’ll find out..the hard way….
right4life on December 24, 2008 at 8:51 AM
remember, don’t cast pearls before swine.
right4life on December 24, 2008 at 8:54 AM
That might work on a normal person. It’s beyond that. It’s a mental illmess.
wise_man on December 24, 2008 at 10:22 AM
Learn to choose your battles not create them.
The only person attacking a God here is you and that’s one you made up.
People who go from on battle to the next only have themselves to blame.
Speakup on December 24, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Still obsessing? You should stop.
MadisonConservative on December 24, 2008 at 10:36 AM
I hope Allah doesn’t ban me for this, but during my devotions this morning I read some scripture that I think may be applicable to some of the things going on here.
This is from Titus, chapter 3 verses 9 -11 and is addressed to, and concerns, members of the church:
Religious_Zealot on December 24, 2008 at 10:47 AM
lighten up. the reaction of the darwiniacs shows that darwin is their god.
right4life on December 24, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Hey Allah,
What About this? How Do You Explain This One Away? Remember I stated before the “Soul” is not made up of Matter so it can’t Decay like the “Body” you know we shed our mortal coil at death….Oh yeah and a Happy Festivus to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aEMFVNJY_8
Dr Evil on December 24, 2008 at 11:06 AM
anyway Merry Christmas, even to you pagan/atheist dogs!!
right4life on December 24, 2008 at 11:18 AM
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