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Happy Festivus, the atheist holiday

posted at 1:11 pm on December 23, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Yes, granted, it hasn’t traditionally been limited to nonbelievers. Still: It’s a holiday about nothing popularized by a show about nothing and created explicitly out of antipathy to Christmas. Toss in a rule about celebrating it in French and you’d have perfect existential despair. Even the aluminum pole — unadorned, unsentimental, but unbowed — makes for a fine skeptic symbol. I’m going to e-mail Hitchens and Dawkins and urge them to stake a claim “for the rest of us.” Expect a joint press release shortly.

While the stories of Festivus-inspired laughs are vast — like the woman from Kansas City whose Festivus feats of strength include thumb-wrestling, and the Festivus Pole lot in Wisconsin where the poles are sold like Christmas trees — it has inspired some criticism from pundits who fear it is taking away from traditional religion-based celebrations like Christmas.

”It is odd to me that Festivus would be a part of that debate, because the No. 1 reason this holiday has caught on is that it isn’t exclusive,” Salkin says. “It’s not religious. Festivus means nothing. And something that means nothing is very useful because everyone can agree on it. It excludes no one. It’s the joke that everyone’s in on.”

Today being the day, I’m inclined to take the rest of it off and proceed to the gym for the Feats of Strength, to be followed later by the boss’s Airing of Grievances about why I’m not at work. Celebrants/Seinfeld fans may, if they wish, air their own grievances below; “there’s too much atheist content on the site” has already been duly noted and logged. My own grievance: Did you know there’s not a single copy of Mario Kart Wii available for purchase at a major American chain right now? If you want it under the tree (er, pole), be prepared to be gouged with a 40 percent mark-up by small dealers.

Exit question: According to the episode, Festivus doesn’t end until the head of the household is pinned. Does that mean the holiday must be celebrated with others or, more strictly, that it must be celebrated with family, in which case singles are ineligible? A fine point of theology. Or atheology, as it were.


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I have a question.

Does it bother anyone that if you were to account for every human being that ever lived, the vast majority have died while NOT being Christian or accepting of Jesus? Someone can check my math, but it seems that the majority of all humans that have ever lived have not been Saved.

If this is the case, it would seem that God is missing a lot of souls. How do Christians view this?

ToddW on December 23, 2008 at 3:17 PM

Yes, but wouldn’t you miss Allahpundit??

Rosmerta on December 23, 2008 at 3:16 PM

I would. My first comment in this thread said so.

BadgerHawk on December 23, 2008 at 3:19 PM

Well, in the spirit of superficiality and indulgence that this season has become over the years (yeah, I am a bit cynical, why do you ask?), all I can ask is that in regards to

Festivus doesn’t end until the head of the household is pinned.

If the “head of the household” is the same as “the boss”, can we get a webcast of that?

malclave on December 23, 2008 at 3:21 PM

It isn’t necessary. Abraham didn’t have access to Christianity either, but the Bible still teaches that he’s in heaven now.

Abraham founded Judaism. He’s “fast-tracked” to heaven, as my Christian friend put it. Or so many Christians believe.

Of course, another reason why I’m a skeptic is because so many Christians can’t agree on the basics. Again, God could solve this problem very easily by intervening and clarifying, but he prefers to keep quiet.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Really? That sounds like something you’d want?

According to the Bible, it’s what humanity had initially. That’s what the Garden of Eden was. But God gave them the option of either continuing to live that way or actually bringing free will into the world.

Despite what a paradise they were in, they chose the latter.

I’ve always felt I would have as well.

Descartes said, “I doubt therefore I am,” implying that without that ability, how do you truly know you life is anything other than a dream? Well, how would you?

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:13 PM

Then that means the way we live is all based on the decision of, essentially, one person(given that she made the first choice).

That’s hardly free will. I want a crack at the Garden of Eden and the chance to choose.

I think you’re describing heaven.

BadgerHawk on December 23, 2008 at 3:10 PM

Then why have anything other than heaven? He made this wonderful place called heaven, and then made a horribly flawed little world with the leftover parts? He then decided to put all living beings through a confusing, adversity-ridden existence to see if we’re good enough for his utopia?

That speaks of serious malevolence. Which would make him far from perfect.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Then why have anything other than heaven? He made this wonderful place called heaven, and then made a horribly flawed little world with the leftover parts? He then decided to put all living beings through a confusing, adversity-ridden existence to see if we’re good enough for his utopia?

Yeah, he’s basically running an art farm here, the only purpose of which is supposedly to figure out which ants are good enough to go to heaven and which “choose” extermination. Doesn’t an omniscient God already know which are which?

Anyway, these debates are fun.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:25 PM

If this is the case, it would seem that God is missing a lot of souls. How do Christians view this?

ToddW on December 23, 2008 at 3:17 PM

I just gave my own opinion on that earlier. The Bible says that Moses and Abraham and others are in heaven, so clearly there’s more to the story than simply knowing Christ’s name and knowing what he did here on Earth.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:25 PM

Allahpundit said:

Exactly. Some of you guys are arguing that “well, free will beats living in a dictatorship.” Er, no, not in this case. If memory serves, no less than Friedrich Hayek argued in the Road to Serfdom that in a perfect world a benevolent dictatorship is the optimal system of governance, but since a perfect world is impossible, we can never risk it.

God has indeed taken the risk that love requires in creating man to enter into a relationship with which is the freedom to reject His love.

You need to read the doctoral thesis of John Sanders that he published as The God Who Risks.

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:27 PM

Anyway, these debates are fun.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:25 PM

They are. I’m kind of surprised you’re so deep into this one. You usually just let us little ones go back and forth.

BadgerHawk on December 23, 2008 at 3:28 PM

Again, God could solve this problem very easily by intervening and clarifying, but he prefers to keep quiet.

Are you listening?

Y-not on December 23, 2008 at 3:30 PM

God has indeed taken the risk

What does God risk?

He doesn’t face eternal punishment no matter what he/she/it does.

Risk free for him.

Us, on the other hand, have to believe or suffer forever. We’re the ones assigned the risk.

Good Lt on December 23, 2008 at 3:30 PM

This statement is objectively false.

No, the peasant in the famine-stricken fields of the prison state of North Korea does not have this chance. Ever. They know nothing except eating tree bark or clay, having no outside information giving to them – EVER – other than the information fed to them from their totalitarian government, which treaches worship of the Dear Leader and his dead father and the Korean Worker’s Party as the “god,” and they do not know what the Bible is, who Jesus is, who the Western version of God is, or anything else except for a combination of propaganda and starvation pains. Then they die after their likely short, brutal lives.

And as such, they’re probably facing eternal damnation from the God who can do all things but somehow or other can’t save “sinners” who didn’t know who he/she/it even was from everlasting “hellfire.”

Good Lt on December 23, 2008 at 3:08 PM

I am Jewish, so I can’t speak to the issue of souls in famine stricken areas where Christianity has not reached. But my understanding is that one would have to choose Christ to be “saved” so that would be true. I have always had issues with that idea. That is what led me to Judaism. I personally believe that not accepting Christ as your personal savior is a reason to turn your soul away from God. As a mere mortal, I don’t have the answer to your arguement about people in North Korea, but it doesn’t provide enough of an arguement for me to deny the existence of God. *shrug*

ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 3:30 PM

Appreciated. I’m here if you want and here even if you don’t. I try to stay away, really.

And there it is. A genuine statement of love and faith. Thank you, Esthier. To you directly, Merry Christmas.

Atheism does nothing to diminish my faith, why should my faith do anything to diminish Atheism. Why must Atheists seek to diminish my faith to validate theirs. That is something I never understood.

ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 2:33 PM

How can I possibly diminish something that is strong within you? Why would I need to force you into questioning your relationship with G-d? Ihas, there is nothing you can do to validate me, just as there is nothing I can, or want, to do damage to your faith- that is your call, not mine.

BillH on December 23, 2008 at 3:30 PM

I have a question.

Does it bother anyone that if you were to account for every human being that ever lived, the vast majority have died while NOT being Christian or accepting of Jesus? Someone can check my math, but it seems that the majority of all humans that have ever lived have not been Saved.

If this is the case, it would seem that God is missing a lot of souls. How do Christians view this?

ToddW on December 23, 2008 at 3:17 PM

Great question…

In Catholic teaching, the main school of thought is that the souls of the deceased went through a waiting period until they were able to be fully cleansed. This is supported by a number of passages in the New Testament…but especially with 1 Peter 3:19… (In 1 Peter 3:19 Peter talks about Christ going to preach to the spirits in “prison”, or Hades)

For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit: By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;

JetBoy on December 23, 2008 at 3:31 PM

Again, God could solve this problem very easily by intervening and clarifying, but he prefers to keep quiet.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Well, he did once, and we killed him.

I’d respectfully disagree with your friend. The Bible says all must come through Jesus and didn’t say anything about founders of Judaism being excluded from that. I believe the verse doesn’t mean what people think it does.

The Bible also says that everyone knows of God’s existence and that God will be available to any who seek him.

Then that means the way we live is all based on the decision of, essentially, one person(given that she made the first choice).

That’s hardly free will. I want a crack at the Garden of Eden and the chance to choose.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Technically speaking, you have a chance to go back there if you really want.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:32 PM

the vast majority have died while NOT being Christian or accepting of Jesus?

ToddW on December 23, 2008 at 3:17 PM

.
Not to worry the Mormons are baptizing them like it’s going out of style.

ronsfi on December 23, 2008 at 3:32 PM

Yeah, he’s basically running an art farm here, the only purpose of which is supposedly to figure out which ants are good enough to go to heaven and which “choose” extermination. Doesn’t an omniscient God already know which are which?

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:25 PM

There’s a saying I remember vaguely from my Sunday School days: “Shall the clay say to the potter, ‘why have you made me this way?’” What I wonder is, what kind of potter would say to the clay, “you didn’t turn out right, it’s your fault, and I will make you suffer for it!” Not a potter worthy of laud and accolades, that much certain.

hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 3:33 PM

What I wonder is, what kind of potter would say to the clay, “you didn’t turn out right, it’s your fault, and I will make you suffer for it!” Not a potter worthy of laud and accolades, that much certain.

Indeed. Evidently the potter cares more about “free will” than his own craftsmanship.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:36 PM

You need to read the doctoral thesis of John Sanders that he published as The God Who Risks.

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:27 PM

You need to read Thomas Paine’s The Age Of Reason. Not only is it a classic (unlike the obscure academic thesis you cited), but it will also give you a first-hand look at what America’s Founding Fathers actually thought about religion.

hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 3:36 PM

So all sorts of people make all sorts of mistakes — including the mistake of disbelief — and the all-loving, all-forgiving God turns his back on them forever? Doesn’t add up.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:07 PM

AP,
Consider this. If you are the creator god, you make everything that is in existence. You make mankind, and are aware of their decisions to sin, but you also make a way for these sinful creations to spend eternity with you once the “experiment” is over. You send your son to earth to die on the cross as a sin offering to cover all the sins of mankind. All that is required is choosing to believe in the salvation offered through the sacrifice of YOUR son on the cross and to follow his teachings.

Would you be forgiving of that choice? Read leviticus, it is a hard read, but it lays out the sacrifices that were used as a proxy for looking forward to Christ in the old testament times. Very informative of the breadth of what the sacrificial christ means.

Oh and by the way, how does scripture qualify as spam?

Marine_Bio on December 23, 2008 at 3:36 PM

How can I possibly diminish something that is strong within you? Why would I need to force you into questioning your relationship with G-d? Ihas, there is nothing you can do to validate me, just as there is nothing I can, or want, to do damage to your faith- that is your call, not mine.

BillH on December 23, 2008 at 3:30 PM

You can’t diminish my faith, but actions taken by Atheists to “try” and diminish my faith is something I don’t understand. The Atheist statement in WA is a great example of what I am talking about. Instead of posting an uplifting statement in celebration of whatever holiday Atheists celebrate at this time of year. The group chose to post a statement belittling the faith of others. Athiests claim that the mere visage of a chresh or a cross is violent and demeaning to them. How does that work?

You are right,though, those actions do nothing to diminish my faith, but rather diminishes them and their “cause”.

ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 3:37 PM

Allahpundit asked:

Yeah, he’s basically running an art farm here, the only purpose of which is supposedly to figure out which ants are good enough to go to heaven and which “choose” extermination. Doesn’t an omniscient God already know which are which?

Know, He doesn’t already know. If He already knew prior to creating the universe then there would be no point in creating the universe and entering into a relationship with men.

Genesis 22:12 And He said, “Do not lay your hand on the lad, or do anything to him; for NOW I KNOW that you fear God, since you have not withheld your son, your only [son,] from Me.”

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:38 PM

As a mere mortal, I don’t have the answer to your arguement about people in North Korea, but it doesn’t provide enough of an arguement for me to deny the existence of God. *shrug*

I appreciate your comments.

It isn’t so much about denying the existence of God as it is recognizing that some don’t even get the chance to frame their existence to grapple with such a choice or spiritual journey. I just used the average North Korean peasant suffering in a squalid, isolated existence as an example, to demonstrate that it isn’t true that all are even given the choice here.

I’m glad you recognized this. I was raised Catholic but probably have more in common with Jews theologically than I do with Christians. I must admit, thought, that I struggle with the evidence question. Stories handed down through the ages from ancient peoples who didn’t even have running toilets and other assorted legends and tales are not hard evidence of anything, and that’s what I often see as offered as “proof” of the existence of divinity.

Good Lt on December 23, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Oh and by the way, how does scripture qualify as spam?

Marine_Bio on December 23, 2008 at 3:36 PM

When it indicts their worship of themselves, it’s “spam.”

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Know, He doesn’t already know.

So God isn’t an all knowing, all seeing, omniscient, universe-creating being, then?

Strange. Seems like a flaw to me.

Good Lt on December 23, 2008 at 3:40 PM

BillH on December 23, 2008 at 3:30 PM

This is my favorite season.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:40 PM

Know, He doesn’t already know. If He already knew prior to creating the universe then there would be no point in creating the universe and entering into a relationship with men.

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:38 PM

So he is not omnipotent. I feel so much better.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Psalm 14:1 – The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Mark 16:15 – And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. [16] He that believeth … shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
Yeah, listen: I’ve asked you once nicely not to spam the thread with Bible verse. Anyone who’s interested will find the King James right here. This isn’t a bulletin board.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 2:41 PM

I’m for any comments that slap down these inane quotes but I do find it interesting that this person was singled out given the ever-increasing amount of scripture used on HA.

A double standard on HA? Never

grdred944 on December 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Again, God could solve this problem very easily by intervening and clarifying, but he prefers to keep quiet.

No, AllahP.

You’re just not “listening.”

:-)

Good Lt on December 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

There’s a saying I remember vaguely from my Sunday School days: “Shall the clay say to the potter, ‘why have you made me this way?’” What I wonder is, what kind of potter would say to the clay, “you didn’t turn out right, it’s your fault, and I will make you suffer for it!” Not a potter worthy of laud and accolades, that much certain.

hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 3:33 PM

Part of why I would still be atheist, even if I did believe in God.

Count to 10 on December 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

hicsuget said:

There’s a saying I remember vaguely from my Sunday School days: “Shall the clay say to the potter, ‘why have you made me this way?’” What I wonder is, what kind of potter would say to the clay, “you didn’t turn out right, it’s your fault, and I will make you suffer for it!” Not a potter worthy of laud and accolades, that much certain.

Are you just trying to be funny here? Or are you really that thick-headed that you don’t understand this figure of speech?

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:42 PM

What I wonder is, what kind of potter would say to the clay, “you didn’t turn out right, it’s your fault, and I will make you suffer for it!” Not a potter worthy of laud and accolades, that much certain.
=====
Indeed. Evidently the potter cares more about “free will” than his own craftsmanship.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:36 PM

Another faulty premise. The potter’s “finished product” is just that. Complete and no longer maleable, unlike a human. God puts us on this earth as clay, it is up to us to fashion the shape in which we exist…at least as far as our soul goes.

ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 3:42 PM

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Dude, he asked you to stop. Please listen.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:43 PM

Know, He doesn’t already know.

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Funny… I could have sworn that omniscience was one of the things that made God God. (Omniscience, FYI, means knowing everything.)

What you seem to be saying is that, rather than being a sophisticated, sadistic puppet show, this world is actually a mad scientist’s botched experiment.

hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 3:44 PM

When it indicts their worship of themselves, it’s “spam.”

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Why do you have to be like that? Why not just show the love of God given to you freely despite not being able to earn it yourself?

Do you hate people?

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:44 PM

A double standard on HA? Never

grdred944 on December 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM

How is it a double standard that the annoying issue is finally being addressed? Would you prefer it was someone else?

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Dude, he asked you to stop. Please listen.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:43 PM

He who brings up Festivus, in order to mock Christmas, should not be held to answer to Scripture?

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:45 PM

The posting of Scripture is now “hate.”

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

“What kind of God….”
“What kind of Potter….”
“What kind of Saviour…”

uggh.

I don’t ask my mother, “What kind of mother are you? You let me go out and make mistakes and find my own way, when you could have FORCED me to be a brain surgeon. You suck. You’re dead to me.”

Sheesh, have some freakin’ gratitude.

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

He who brings up Festivus, in order to mock Christmas, should not be held to answer to Scripture?

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:45 PM

He who runs the damned website, and has the power to rescind your posing privileges, should be heeded, lest you find yourself doing battle with Charles Johnson.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Using the free will defense in these circumstances seems to me to be Christians’ way of letting God off the hook not only for evil in the world, but for letting people “choose” to go to hell. If he really is omnipotent, he doesn’t have to do anything of the sort.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Well, if you have kids (do you?) you’d be able to cheat against them in a game and win/lose at will. However, you wouldn’t, because you’d want them to learn how to play the game the “right” way, and most likely you’d also know that they’d learn more from losing than they would from winning all the time, so you’d “let” them lose on their own.

I’m not much of a philosopher or much of a practicing __________ (fill in the blank), but I can understand how a benevolent Creator could let us learn from our time here and choose our own path, even if it led us to ruin. If your 18 year old daughter desired to run off with a drug addicted abuser, you really wouldn’t want that for them, but you have to let her take her own path. Even if you had the power to stop her from making that decision, and you knew you could prevent her from suffering from that situation, would you stop her from finding her own way in life and suffer the worse for doing so? I don’t how that would be any different that just controlling us outright, if He is omnipotent, then he could just make us worship and never allow dissent or disagreement….but does that even make sense for an omnipotent being? In His shoes, wouldn’t you get bored of that? Wouldn’t that be a worthless endeavor unworthy of even starting?

Geministorm on December 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Maybe this analogy might help Allah…

There is HotAir (the world) and there is a TOS (the bible) available for all to see. Some see it, and don’t abide by it. Some don’t see it at all. But if one, by their own free will, violates the TOS (the bible) they stand a good chance of being banned (sent to Hell) from which there is no return.

So there is free will…By our own actions, our destiny is made.

If this makes any sense…

JetBoy on December 23, 2008 at 3:47 PM

Sheesh, have some freakin’ gratitude.

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Humans are supposed to be flawed. This god guy isn’t. Therefore, I don’t hold humans accountable. Him, on the other hand…

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:47 PM

As opposed to Christians who think they are the only ones allowed into heaven?

RWLA on December 23, 2008 at 2:21 PM

Not the only ones, but the ones most likely to accept and appreciate heaven.

chunderroad on December 23, 2008 at 3:47 PM

He who runs the damned website, and has the power to rescind your posing privileges, should be heeded, lest you find yourself doing battle with Charles Johnson.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

My “posing privileges” are irrelevant to me, when my faith, my God and my Lord are attacked.

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:49 PM

So much for that atheist/Christian reconciliation…

Religious_Zealot on December 23, 2008 at 3:50 PM

The posting of Scripture is now “hate.”

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

I was talking about your posting of scripture. You know that, as that’s not even what I quoted of you.

Though in this instance, you are using the Bible in an attempt to harm others even after you’ve been asked to stop.

Why not just show love? What’s the matter with you that you can’t just do that?

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:50 PM

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:39 PM

How about when it’s used to clog the thread by self-righteous trolls.

ronsfi on December 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM

Therefore, I don’t hold humans accountable. Him, on the other hand…

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:47 PM

The problem is that even you are flawed, meaning your judgment of a perfect creature is also flawed.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM

hicsuget said

Funny… I could have sworn that omniscience was one of the things that made God God. (Omniscience, FYI, means knowing everything.)

God does indeed know everything THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS. He knows the world as it really is.

God does not “know” what does not actually exist. For example, God did not know and never knew as a certain fact that Phelps won 6 gold medals and 1 silver medal because that did not happen. Before he swam his races God knew what might happen (7 golds, 6 golds and 1 silver, 5 golds and 2 silvers, etc.).

God’s knowledge is not static. It is constantly changing as each possiblity becomes an actuality. Because God knows the world as it really is with all of its possibilities.

Its really very simple.

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM

Colossians 2:8 – Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, … and not after Christ.

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM

I appreciate your comments.

It isn’t so much about denying the existence of God as it is recognizing that some don’t even get the chance to frame their existence to grapple with such a choice or spiritual journey. I just used the average North Korean peasant suffering in a squalid, isolated existence as an example, to demonstrate that it isn’t true that all are even given the choice here.

I’m glad you recognized this. I was raised Catholic but probably have more in common with Jews theologically than I do with Christians. I must admit, thought, that I struggle with the evidence question. Stories handed down through the ages from ancient peoples who didn’t even have running toilets and other assorted legends and tales are not hard evidence of anything, and that’s what I often see as offered as “proof” of the existence of divinity.

Good Lt on December 23, 2008 at 3:38 PM

Thanks, I appreciate your comments as well. And the question you poses is one my husband and I discuss often. He’s a Baha’i so he has an even different perspective on that issue. I guess to me, the evidence for God’s existence has always been greater to me than any evidence against it. Even in instances where a person does not have access to knowledge and understanding of God and survives horrific circumstances, there are those cases where you hear that the person had strength throughout the ordeal because of some unknown understanding of a “higher power” or “guardian” they felt with them. Is that a soul open to the sound of God’s voice? Who knows. Those are definitely issues that someone who doesn’t have all the answers grapples with.

ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM

Him, on the other hand…

So you don’t deny the existence of a higher being? Or, because humans (whom you say are supposed to be flawed) are flawed, you do deny the existence of a higher being?

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 3:52 PM

My “posing privileges” are irrelevant to me, when my faith, my God and my Lord are attacked.

Planting a seed of doubt or inquiry is an “attack?”

You sound like a radical zealot of another religion whom I shall allow to remain nameless that sees anything other than fawning adoration of their God as a threat to be met with attack…

Good Lt on December 23, 2008 at 3:53 PM

My “posing privileges” are irrelevant to me, when my faith, my God and my Lord are attacked.

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:49 PM

Okay then, keep up your crusade to strike down typos and destroy those who dare have their own opinions about your god, and make up their own holidays and religions.

After all, this country isn’t about religious freedom. It’s about you quoting piece after piece of the bible, and nobody freaking caring.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:53 PM

The problem is that even you are flawed, meaning your judgment of a perfect creature is also flawed.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM

…which would also mean that any description of him and how he operates is also flawed.

So why should I trust what any human has to say on the subject of him, hmmm?

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Jesus isn’t just about “love.” Jesus is about judgment, too.

But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

I can understand how a benevolent Creator could let us learn from our time here and choose our own path, even if it led us to ruin.

Geministorm on December 23, 2008 at 3:46 PM

One could concede that point without conceding the rest of the argument. If it were God’s intention to create a just world where people could learn from their mistakes and eventually achieve enlightenment, he’d have foregone the whole Messiah thing and created Purgatory. According to Protestant Christianity, good un-believers go to hell, evil believers go to heaven, and billions of people have lived and died without ever having heard the alleged rules of the game—that is most certainly not just.

On a related note, if mercy, rather than justice, is such a good idea, why do conservatives get so upset when progressives try to implement such a system in the criminal courts?

hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

So you don’t deny the existence of a higher being? Or, because humans (whom you say are supposed to be flawed) are flawed, you do deny the existence of a higher being?

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 3:52 PM

I don’t confirm or deny it. I haven’t seen any myself. I’d like to, if they get the chance to drop by, or at the least leave me a post-it note.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:53 PM

Nah, I think he’s just confusing Christmas with Easter and looking to achieve martyrdom by getting himself banned.

I have the nails if someone has the lumber.

/sarc

Y-not on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Indeed. Evidently the potter cares more about “free will” than his own craftsmanship.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:36 PM

No. You’re just completely missing the point.

That’s not what God is.

You just don’t have the guts to pursue an ascetic path and find out what He really is like.

SaintOlaf on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Y-not on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

I’d prefer he get off the cross. We need the wood.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:56 PM

Exactly. Some of you guys are arguing that “well, free will beats living in a dictatorship.” Er, no, not in this case. If memory serves, no less than Friedrich Hayek argued in the Road to Serfdom that in a perfect world a benevolent dictatorship is the optimal system of governance, but since a perfect world is impossible, we can never risk it. With God, a perfect world is possible, though. So what’s the problem? Using the free will defense in these circumstances seems to me to be Christians’ way of letting God off the hook not only for evil in the world, but for letting people “choose” to go to hell. If he really is omnipotent, he doesn’t have to do anything of the sort.
Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:11 PM

But is the above comment accurate?

Christian theology does not define “perfect” in the way you are doing so.

For example, God can’t make a human person a stone at the same time and in the same relationship. Or, God’s can’t make a circle a “square” at the same time and in the same relationship.

There are logical constraints on God, because God is a being constrained by his nature.

ColtsFan on December 23, 2008 at 3:56 PM

SaintOlaf on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

You can’t talk to AllahPundit or me or any of us heathens. We’re all part of the “Illuminati”. We buried those bodies under Ben Franklin’s house, and that bit about the anatomy school was just silliness.

And we’re coming to get you.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:57 PM

So much for that atheist/Christian reconciliation…

Religious_Zealot on December 23, 2008 at 3:50 PM

It’s a Christmas Miracle…a jokey HA post turned into the eternal Christian vs. Atheist shitfest. Never woulda believed it.

;-)

hillbillyjim on December 23, 2008 at 3:58 PM

ihasurnominashun,

Just how do I make you understand? Look, atheists see your religious faith as you would probably see scientology. When you write about how you look upon atheists as anti-war moonbats for saying your deity does not exit, we see what is akin to a Scientologist call us moonbats for dismissing his belief that the extraterrestrial dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, Xenu, flew down in his spacecraft planting human populations around volcanoes, bombed them, with the few remaining survivors becoming the ancient ancestors to Earth’s populations. After all, it is about ~relgious~ ~faith~. Ahura Mazda is as likely as Lord Vishnu who is as likely as Allah who is as likely as Jehovah who is as likely as Xenu which is because religious faith is all the same epistemologically, useless as an instrument for leaning stuff, specious and an anti-value, which is the reason I never bothered with it.

FierceGuppy on December 23, 2008 at 3:58 PM

The problem is that even you are flawed, meaning your judgment of a perfect creature is also flawed.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM

I was trying to find a way to say exactly what you said. Well done. :)

ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 3:58 PM

I don’t confirm or deny it. I haven’t seen any myself. I’d like to, if they get the chance to drop by, or at the least leave me a post-it note.

Fair enough. So a higher being must seek you instead of you seeking a higher being?

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 3:59 PM

I would imagine that if you are omnipotent/scient, you could turn off your “power” if you wished, and not know something. I’ve heard it said that only God could imagine nothing (a lack of Himself), but in doing so would destroy Himself. But, what if there is no such limitation on God. After all, if God is all powerful, does that mean that God would cure the world of all evil because he holds that power? Evidence suggests not. Likewise, would God “know” all of your thoughts and actions just because He can/does/could? Just because I can rob a bank, doesn’t mean I have to. So, can’t God “not” know a man’s heart/thoughts because of a contract to let man do as he chooses without interference?

Geministorm on December 23, 2008 at 3:59 PM

A double standard on HA? Never

grdred944 on December 23, 2008 at 3:41 PM
How is it a double standard that the annoying issue is finally being addressed? Would you prefer it was someone else?

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:44 PM

The double-standard is slapping this guy (who I could care less about) while others regularly quote scripture in multitudes of threads that AP starts without anyone in a position of moderation accusing them of spamming.

If HA would like to institute a policy that members will not quote scripture, then fine, I’m definitely on-board. But if it continues with only schmucks like this guy being accused of spamming, while others who cliqueishly ‘+1′ certain commentators here can quote all they wish, it will remain a double-standard.

grdred944 on December 23, 2008 at 3:59 PM

hillbillyjim on December 23, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Teacher says, every time a bell rings, a fight breaks out on Hot Air.

However, I don’t listen to public school indoctrination. Christmas-hating bastards.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:59 PM

A Festivus, for the rest of us, Adams Morgan style, enjoy.

Lance Murdock on December 23, 2008 at 3:49 PM

Ahh, Adams Morgan. I remember it well…Good luck getting a parking spot in that part of town tho!

JetBoy on December 23, 2008 at 4:00 PM

So why should I trust what any human has to say on the subject of him, hmmm?

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Don’t. Christians who put all their faith into words humans have written turn out like right. You’d break my heart if you became him.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

It’s a Christmas Miracle…a jokey HA post turned into the eternal Christian vs. Atheist shitfest.
hillbillyjim on December 23, 2008 at 3:58 PM

What a wasted thread. Especially considering we could all be discussing something important like the merits VH1’s 100 Greatest Songs of the 80’s which is on even as we speak.

Y-not on December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Fair enough. So a higher being must seek you instead of you seeking a higher being?

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 3:59 PM

If they created the earth, and humans, and transport, while I can barely make a bowl of cereal without burning it, that higher being should have enough cash for a taxi ride over to my apartment.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Yeah, listen: I’ve asked you once nicely not to spam the thread with Bible verse. Anyone who’s interested will find the King James right here. This isn’t a bulletin board.

Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 2:41 PM

You’re acting like a child with his hands over his ears saying “La La La La La.” Your remark is as hypocritical as someone who would make the case for young-Earth creationism and then accuse commenters of “spamming” if they cited published Darwinists.

If you’re going to throw down the gauntlet as you have in this thread, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself if people quote Scripture in support of their beliefs.

L.N. Smithee on December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

I can’t keep up here, so I’ll answer a few in one go.

Esthier, about heaven as one long church service, I think nothing will be further from the truth! Try reading A Travel Guide to Heaven, in which Anthony Destefano discusses the Christian idea of what heaven is (the beliefs most Christian sects hold in common). Heaven will be a lot more exciting than it might seem. (Better than flying cars even!)

Of course, another reason why I’m a skeptic is because so many Christians can’t agree on the basics. Again, God could solve this problem very easily by intervening and clarifying, but he prefers to keep quiet.
Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM

Jesus founded one Church, which has continued from that day to this, the oldest continuous organization in the world. The splintering off of other sects doesn’t diminish the reality of the one church. God still speaks to us through his representatives on earth.

Yeah, he’s basically running an art farm here, the only purpose of which is supposedly to figure out which ants are good enough to go to heaven and which “choose” extermination. Doesn’t an omniscient God already know which are which?
Allahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 3:25 PM

You think Christians believe this is all some experiment run by a mad scientist who knows the outcome in advance? Far from it. God created us to love us, and that we might love Him. Why is God a Trinity? Among other reasons, because God is love, and love requires an object.

What does God risk?
He doesn’t face eternal punishment no matter what he/she/it does.
Risk free for him.
Us, on the other hand, have to believe or suffer forever. We’re the ones assigned the risk.
Good Lt on December 23, 2008 at 3:30 PM

He risked it all when he came to earth as a helpless baby, when he later died on the cross. He takes risks every moment, when he chooses to love his people to the point of feeling for their pain, however self-inflicted it might sometimes be.

For all that we can’t understand how or why the innocent can suffer the way they do, I have to believe that beyond all this is something – at the heart of God – that makes all these questions seem so unimportant. The love of God more than heals all wounds.

Rosmerta on December 23, 2008 at 4:02 PM

The Atheist statement in WA is a great example of what I am talking about. Instead of posting an uplifting statement in celebration of whatever holiday Atheists celebrate at this time of year. The group chose to post a statement belittling the faith of others. Athiests claim that the mere visage of a chresh or a cross is violent and demeaning to them. How does that work?

Speaking for myself, I honestly don’t know how having a cross or a chrech can be a problem. Then again, I don’t view it as a mean-spirited insult, either. Those morons in WA don’t seem to get the point- I guess they think if you shout long enough and loud enough, Christmas will disappear. I don’t think that’s going to happen anytime soon. I don’t have an uplifting message, but then again, I prefer to be quiet about my views, and just act out as best a person as I can be. Sometimes I fail, sometimes I succeed.

BillH on December 23, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Don’t. Christians who put all their faith into words humans have written turn out like right. You’d break my heart if you became him.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

*looks sternly at Esthier*

You…

…think I would become like him?

I’d sooner join Code Pink.

Refreshing to hear that sentiment, though. A Christian who can recognize that the bible is just a book, and the words writings of flawed human beings, is the most enlightened Christian of all. I admire you for that.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:04 PM

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:51 PM

So you are alleging that God does not know the future? That means that every Biblical prophecy that has yet to come true, including the entire Book of Revelations, has no more validity than a compendium of Nostradamus’ predictions. Further, if the entirety of human history up ’til now has been unplanned and unscripted, then the prophecies that have come true only did so by accident, not by design. Further still, if God did not plan to have people right the Bible the way he intended, he had no way of knowing that it would be written correctly, or even at all. You seem to be attacking the very philosophical foundations of Christianity.

Is not God also thought to be omnipotent? Couldn’t he, if he didn’t already know how the world would end, put the whole mess on fast-forward, watch the ending credits, then rewind back to the present? Some God you have—most monotheists worship the Almighty, but it seems you believe in the Partially-Mighty.

hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Jesus isn’t just about “love.” Jesus is about judgment, too.

OhEssYouCowboys on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

He also said that every commandment can be summed up with either loving God or loving others. If you’re not doing one, then check yourself, before you wreck yourself (his exact words I’m sure).

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 4:04 PM

JetBoy on December 23, 2008 at 4:00 PM

No Shitte, but don’t forget the rats, oh so many rats.

Lance Murdock on December 23, 2008 at 4:04 PM

God has indeed taken the risk that love requires in creating man to enter into a relationship with which is the freedom to reject His love.

You need to read the doctoral thesis of John Sanders that he published as The God Who Risks.

TheMightyQuinn on December 23, 2008 at 3:27 PM

Why cast things in terms of “reject[ing] His love?” I mean, suppose someone is born, looks around, and tries to decide what’s true and what’s not, among the things people believe. He says “ok, these buildings are real. These guys who say they were probed by aliens are not telling a true story. I’m thinking this Ben Franklin guy really lived. And this shared story about God that the Christians have, it seems to have given them a nice community of belief, but as far as I can tell, God doesn’t exist, he’s just a story people tell each other.”

Such a man can’t be said to be rejecting God’s love. He doesn’t believe there’s such a being in the first place, so there’s nothing to reject. And with Christians apparently opposed in principal to the idea of God providing definitive proof of His existence, that’s not supposed to change.

So the part that puzzles me is not so much the one about eternal torment in hell for people who reject God’s love, but the one about such punishment for making a simple epistomological error about the nature of the universe. Seems fundamentally unjust.

Splunge on December 23, 2008 at 4:05 PM

Just how do I make you understand? Look, atheists see your religious faith as you would probably see scientology. When you write about how you look upon atheists as anti-war moonbats for saying your deity does not exit, we see what is akin to a Scientologist call us moonbats for dismissing his belief that the extraterrestrial dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, Xenu, flew down in his spacecraft planting human populations around volcanoes, bombed them, with the few remaining survivors becoming the ancient ancestors to Earth’s populations. After all, it is about ~relgious~ ~faith~. Ahura Mazda is as likely as Lord Vishnu who is as likely as Allah who is as likely as Jehovah who is as likely as Xenu which is because religious faith is all the same epistemologically, useless as an instrument for leaning stuff, specious and an anti-value, which is the reason I never bothered with it.

FierceGuppy on December 23, 2008 at 3:58 PM

I didn’t compare Athiests to anti-war moonbats for not believing, I based the comparison on the attendant behavior. The left’s hatred of the war doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. It’s more about the proactive desire for their position to be right, so they take it that next step and actively belittle believers…just as antiwar activists worked to make the war a failure so they could say “told you so”. I don’t care that you don’t believe in God. I really don’t. I care that YOU care that I (meaning the collective I) do. That the majority of people on the face of the earth believes in God really peeves Atheists, from my perspective and I really don’t understand why. I don’t think the fact that a relatively small group of people believe in Scientology or don’t believe in God peeves Christians or Jews or even most Muslims to the extent that Atheists are peeved by our belief in God. That is all that I am saying. I don’t think Atheists are moonbats, just that their peevishness against “belief in God” is similar to the far left’s peevishness against the war.

ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 4:07 PM

If they created the earth, and humans, and transport, while I can barely make a bowl of cereal without burning it, that higher being should have enough cash for a taxi ride over to my apartment.

While I’m surprised you don’t have more intellectual curiosity regarding a higher power (as your wit would lead me to believe), I do like your style.

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 4:08 PM

…don’t forget the rats, oh so many rats.

Lance Murdock on December 23, 2008 at 4:04 PM

cripes, the size of cats they were!

JetBoy on December 23, 2008 at 4:08 PM

You just don’t have the guts to pursue an ascetic path and find out what He really is like.

SaintOlaf on December 23, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Since when did internet access become acceptable under ascetism?

hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 4:08 PM

While I’m surprised you don’t have more intellectual curiosity regarding a higher power (as your wit would lead me to believe), I do like your style.

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 4:08 PM

I wore it out during my Catholic school years, discussions with my best friends who were Seventh-Day Adventist and Wiccan, and during my philosophy and theology classes in college. I’ve come to terms with the basics of believing what I perceive, and being open to more.

For now, I am a Jedi. Like my father before me.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:10 PM

grdred944 on December 23, 2008 at 3:59 PM

Well HA isn’t a democracy after all. Besides, it is getting a bit out of hand imho.

ronsfi on December 23, 2008 at 4:12 PM

VH1’s 100 Greatest Songs of the 80’s which is on even as we speak.

Y-not on December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Funny, I was just on You-Tube last night thinking how crappy some of those videos were. The coolest songs, but the worst videos!

Rosmerta on December 23, 2008 at 4:13 PM

Merry Christmas HA! And yes, 12/25 will be Christmas whether you believe in Jesus or not, and 12/26 will be Kwanzaa. Why? No one knows.

kirkill on December 23, 2008 at 4:13 PM

It’s more about the proactive desire for their position to be right, so they take it that next step and actively belittle believers…

ihasurnominashun on December 23, 2008 at 4:07 PM

Atheists belittle believers for the same reason everybody belittles Nader voters and investors in dot-com bubble stocks. You bought into the hype and made a bad choice, and we are trying, for the sake of society at large, to pressure you into avoiding similar bad choices in the future.

hicsuget on December 23, 2008 at 4:13 PM

If you’re going to throw down the gauntlet as you have in this thread, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself if people quote Scripture in support of their beliefs.

L.N. Smithee on December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Anyone who thinks the “gauntlet has been thrown” because AP posted a thread about Festivus, needs to step back from the keyboard and take a deep breath.

(Better than flying cars even!)

Rosmerta on December 23, 2008 at 4:02 PM

No such thing. :) I get what you’re saying, but my point is simply that the joy comes from worshiping God, not from lying on a beach sipping Dark Russians. It’s the kind of joy you can find in church.

…think I would become like him?

OK, that was unfair of me.

A Christian who can recognize that the bible is just a book, and the words writings of flawed human beings, is the most enlightened Christian of all. I admire you for that.

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Thanks. I don’t know if I could be considered enlightened, but I just think people place the importance of words over what it’s really supposed to be about, having a relationship with God.

I wouldn’t say the Bible is incorrect or isn’t worthy of study, but even if it’s completely perfect as is, written down exactly as God wanted it to be, it still becomes flawed in our hands when we as flawed creatures try to understand it, as you can see with the multiple fights Christians have here on Hot Air.

Esthier on December 23, 2008 at 4:15 PM

For now, I am a Jedi. Like my father before me.

Understood. Well, at least you’re open. Until then, use the force!

Matticus Finch on December 23, 2008 at 4:15 PM

So the part that puzzles me is not so much the one about eternal torment in hell for people who reject God’s love, but the one about such punishment for making a simple epistomological error about the nature of the universe. Seems fundamentally unjust.

Splunge on December 23, 2008 at 4:05 PM

play the game, take your chances…if you lose, don’t complain.

right4life on December 23, 2008 at 4:16 PM

I’ve been online for a long time – something close to 15 years.

I’ve been involved in Bulletin board, Usenet, irc, newsboard and now blog discussions and debates.

In all that time and all the debates/discussions concerning religion I’ve yet to see anyone either gain faith or lose it because of the discussion.

Personally, I think that’s because faith is something to be lived and shown.

I believe that there IS reason and rationality in faith, but one doesn’t find God with your mind – you find Him with your heart.

Anyway, I’m getting away from the point I’m trying to make.

While I enjoy a good discussion about faith and it’s history and precepts…

…I also know from experience that an online discussion tends to create more divisions then it heals.

As such, I wonder if maybe we should stop insulting each other and, instead, appreciate the goodness in each other.

Surely, that’s part of the spirit of Christmas?

Religious_Zealot on December 23, 2008 at 4:16 PM

I like it that when you write “Merry Christmas, HA!” no one can tell if you mean HA=Hot Air or a big sarcastic laugh.

Rosmerta on December 23, 2008 at 4:16 PM

I can barely make a bowl of cereal without burning it

MadisonConservative on December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Heat/ fire aren’t neccessary to make cereal. There’s your problem right there.

BadgerHawk on December 23, 2008 at 4:17 PM

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