Besides, if the country’s going to have to go through hell before we come to our senses, I say let’s get on with it then. Put this Aristocrat (D) into the Senate. Us peons deserve it.

Yes, I wish she had the looks of Jackie O or, better yet, Marilyn… just so us boys could handle the drivel. But it is what it is.

With her, at least, the MSM will totally ignore Shumer, something even the Billary could not pull off.

And now for a “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” moment quoting Dennis the Peasant;

“Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives itself from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power, just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you. Why if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!” “…Help, Help, I’m being repressed.”

George W. Bush became President and Saddam-Bush exchanges began. Next we (along the with world) invaded Iraq.

JFK cut taxes.
GWB cut taxes.

JFK was assassinated. OK, I feel bad a POTUS was killed but what else did the man accomplish? He wasn’t exactly known for the Husband of the Year, he was a ho.

So, because Mrs. Schlossberg’s daddy was killed, that qualifies her? I don’t get it.

I’ll stand here and hold my breath until Uncle Ted gets me a senate seat!

So there!

Bishop on December 23, 2008 at 10:41 AM

You know what happened to the last girl that held her breath and waited for Ted to do something…. Right?

Through a spokesman, she said she would not disclose that kind of information unless and until she becomes a senator.

This reminds me of those obnoxious spoiled brats on that Mtv show, Sweet 16 i think is what it’s called.

Once she’s in, no credible Dem will “go against The Royal Family”

Butters on December 23, 2008 at 1:04 PM

Please excuse the rhetorical question but what exactly is a “credible Dem” these days? Would that be with a “pay-to-play” scandal or revealed infidelity, or without?

CAROLINE KENNEDY DENIES PROBE REPORT
Caroline Kennedy has denied reports that she might have entered the hotel room of cousin David Kennedy shortly before two employees found him dead of a drug overdose. The 26-year-old daughter of President John F. Kennedy prepared a statement late Tuesday after documents made public last week revealed that she and another woman were seen at the Brazilian Court Hotel about 90 minutes before David Kennedy’s body was discovered.

Buddahpundit on December 23, 2008 at 1:12 PM

You know, I’m sure Olberdouche will just salivate at the “guilt by association” possibilites that HRH Caroline presents….

We can use the Caroline Kennedy/ Neil Diamond Political Aspiration Gauge TM

moxie_neanderthal on December 23, 2008 at 12:52 PM

“This next song I wrote after killing a drifter to get an erection.”

Well, Princess Caroline: We, The People are not amused either.

Of the many things she ain’t, homely ain’t one of them.

smellthecoffee on December 23, 2008 at 10:22 AM

k, horsely then.

“Let them eat cake.”

Hmm, we all know how the tale of Versailles ends.

nor on December 23, 2008 at 12:07 PM

The world may be ugly, but each man must do what he must
Give in pretty dear, in a year you will be pretty dust
Now come let our lady possess you
In her breathtaking, hair-raising bed
She will tingle your spine
As she captures your heart and your head
Sing, swing
Savour the sting
As she severs you, Madame Guillotine
Slice, come paradise
Our Delilah will shave you razor clean

The constituents she would represent at least have a legitimate expectation to have access to that information before she gets granted a Senate sinecure.

I really think she doesn’t believe that she would be representing anyone other than the elite of the Dem party were she to become Senator.

I hope Paterson sticks to his guns on this one.