Video: New gold standard in moronic Obama conspiracy theories set
posted at 7:10 pm on December 22, 2008 by Allahpundit
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I found it buried at #95 while trawling the YouTube “News & Politics” top 100 and recognized it instantly as a work of such immaculate paranoid comic stupidity that it might never be equaled. This is where it all comes together, baby: The Muslim smear, the birth certificate hysteria, even a little fauxtography mixed in to make it palatable to bloggers.
Legend has it that Eli Cohen got within a few heartbeats of the Syrian presidency. Consider that feat surpassed. Exit question: How did we not see it?
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Oh. My. Gawd.
flipflop on December 22, 2008 at 7:13 PM
This makes a heckuva lot more sense than 95% of the loonie left’s ideas.
notagool on December 22, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Dude
kirkill on December 22, 2008 at 7:15 PM
Now taking bets on what percent of HA commenters will respond with words to the effect of “Well, can you DISPROVE it?”
MadisonConservative on December 22, 2008 at 7:16 PM
Yes yes yes. A thousand times yes.*
*Of course, about halfway through the final “match up” it looks like urkel with a goatee.
greenonions on December 22, 2008 at 7:17 PM
lol
Midas on December 22, 2008 at 7:18 PM
Ha. Pretty funny. Now we look crazy like 9-11 Truthers. I know where the President Elect was when that first plane hit the Towers. It wasn’t in Afghanistan. It was Illinois.
Subsunk out.
Subsunk on December 22, 2008 at 7:20 PM
Too funny.
Well at least we know where Osama is now!
patrick neid on December 22, 2008 at 7:20 PM
So Osama is Malcolm X’s son now.
baldilocks on December 22, 2008 at 7:20 PM
You mean all this time we should have been bombing Illinois?
VanPalin on December 22, 2008 at 7:22 PM
From Hal Turner: A white supremacist, anti-semite, Holocaust denier, opposes the existence of Israel, and supports rounding up and killing Jews.
amerpundit on December 22, 2008 at 7:22 PM
Wonder how many pictures he had to go through to find good match ups like that.
Still, it’s pathetic how many people will buy this.
PurpleWombats on December 22, 2008 at 7:24 PM
Well, I can’t argue against nazel-structure and Kethlon body army.
Bugler on December 22, 2008 at 7:25 PM
HalTurnerRadioShow is the youtube user name. Could it be Turner himself? He’s the biggest troll out there.
Aristotle on December 22, 2008 at 7:26 PM
I have this image of Alex Jones watching this and saying, “Man, that guy’s #$%^ing nuts.”
RightOFLeft on December 22, 2008 at 7:28 PM
Hmm, that means that Bill Ayers is actually Ayman al-Zawahiri.
Notice the glasses, eh?
Same head shape.
SteveMG on December 22, 2008 at 7:28 PM
I am blond. But, this is so silly! Love how people try to scare us. I saw where they had pictures of Malcolm X. To funny! What will they create next? To far fetched but good laugh though! :)
sheebe on December 22, 2008 at 7:30 PM
First thought I had, and the first comment snares it. There really are no other words…
Oh.
My.
Gaaawwwwwwwdddddddd.
Jaibones on December 22, 2008 at 7:31 PM
I have a little more faith in them than that.
malan89 on December 22, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Does this mean if we shaved Chewbacca, we might find out that Luke had another sibling?
Stupid. Of course the next step is going to be Olberman or some other lefty troll trying to make the creator of this bullsh*t sound like a mainstream righty. That wouldn’t surprise me.
austinnelly on December 22, 2008 at 7:33 PM
BTW, here’s a real a picture of Osama without the beard.
amerpundit on December 22, 2008 at 7:34 PM
The video is from HAL TURNER, an attention whoring bigoted crackpot who’s about 5 cans short of a six-pack.
That this even made it to the front page of HA is almost as ridiculous as the video itself.
FlatFoot on December 22, 2008 at 7:34 PM
Obummer!
profitsbeard on December 22, 2008 at 7:35 PM
I wouldn’t be surprised if OBL is BHO’s father, but then that would make feed into this whole Lightworker myth. It’s a total CIA plot.
chunderroad on December 22, 2008 at 7:35 PM
Figures.
Allahpundit on December 22, 2008 at 7:35 PM
How superb,the Leftys voted for Kane,
but got Kodo instead!
canopfor on December 22, 2008 at 7:35 PM
Why? I ridicule Truther nonsense all the time.
Allahpundit on December 22, 2008 at 7:35 PM
That’s priceless. Someone had way too much time on their hands. er, heads.
scalleywag on December 22, 2008 at 7:36 PM
I’m almost done with my video…Bush and Satan comparison. It’s uncanny! Go Obama 08!….
(j/k)
Youngs98 on December 22, 2008 at 7:37 PM
ok truther racist or not that was just to wild.But I want to know just how tall is the O cause from all reports Osama is like 6′6.
tee866 on December 22, 2008 at 7:38 PM
And uses his internet and shortwave radio show to also support the killing of judges, politicians, and other people he considers a threat, by providing their home addresses, contact information, the names of their children, where they attend school, their spouses’ work locations, etc…and then blithely recommends people “make their anger known”.
I’m waiting for the lunatic to finally get nailed on federal charges.
MadisonConservative on December 22, 2008 at 7:40 PM
What is that music? They were playing it at the Giants game last night and both my boyfriend and I were trying to figure out where it’s from.
CookeyD on December 22, 2008 at 7:41 PM
Kinda odd, bet lot’s of photo’s could get messed with.
I’m sure it just matches so well because hussein is Arab.
(I assume that’s why he wont release his B.C)
: o )
christene on December 22, 2008 at 7:41 PM
70%
alex342 on December 22, 2008 at 7:43 PM
Ah, yes, I forgot that. Wikipedia also says this:
Anonymous ended up hacking his site and costing him thousands in bandwith charges. Good.
amerpundit on December 22, 2008 at 7:44 PM
The Liberal Party has had a secret cloning
operation,obviously the work of the Vast Left
Wing Conspiracy!
You just can’t trust those Lefty operatives,
ever resourceful,crafty,sneaky minions!
Now it all fits and comes together,riddle me this!
Why was Hillary picked for Secretary of State?
And why does Hillary want a direct line to Obama?
Now I have seen the light,Hillary will be pulling
the strings and is the real power behind Obama,
dammit,the American voters got swindled done good!
Haha(Snark!)
canopfor on December 22, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Ooh. The coup de gras from his website:
A 9/11 truther, too!
amerpundit on December 22, 2008 at 7:46 PM
Yeah, after watching this, my sense is Trutherism is pretty tame for him.
Allahpundit on December 22, 2008 at 7:49 PM
Well, I guess this finally clears up the birth certificate issue.
:)
katy on December 22, 2008 at 7:49 PM
I KNEW IT!!!
VINDICATED AT LAST!!!
Uh………..er………never mind.
Talon on December 22, 2008 at 7:55 PM
Where is ol’ Jaleal White now a days, anyway?
Count to 10 on December 22, 2008 at 7:55 PM
I’d hit it.
lorien1973 on December 22, 2008 at 7:56 PM
Exactly.
Disturb the Universe on December 22, 2008 at 7:56 PM
But is Malcolm X related to both Obama and Osama?
Disturb the Universe on December 22, 2008 at 7:57 PM
yes!
Buford Gooch on December 22, 2008 at 7:59 PM
Now wait just a second. How does this explain the gray, nordic and reptilian aliens spreading chemtrails to hide their involvement in Princess Diana’s “death”; which was really just a distraction because people were getting too close to the truth that the CIA hired Bigfoot to shoot Kennedy?
trubble on December 22, 2008 at 8:01 PM
I’d like to know if they’ll ever release Osama’s birth certificate…..:-)
Woody
woodcdi on December 22, 2008 at 8:02 PM
trubble on December 22, 2008 at 8:01 PM
Tune in the George Noory’s Coast to Coast radio show. All will be explained./
Disturb the Universe on December 22, 2008 at 8:03 PM
Next up……………. Trutherism will show us how Mr. Obama has multiple “doubles” secretly hidden throughout the world being trained to step in at a moments notice as President Elect, the Office of…………..
Seven Percent Solution on December 22, 2008 at 8:03 PM
I’d hit it.
lorien1973 on Dec 22,2008 at 7:56PM.
lorien1973:DUDE!EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW,and ICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha.
:):):):)
canopfor on December 22, 2008 at 8:06 PM
This casts serious doubts on Obama’s “Invade Pockystahn” campaign rhetoric.
innominatus on December 22, 2008 at 8:07 PM
As I watched that, I was thinking it had to be a joke… Apparently it’s not, given that it was posted by whacko Hal Turner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Turner
Now, silliness aside (they obviously can’t be the same man)… does anyone here deny that there is a resemblance?
RightWinged on December 22, 2008 at 8:09 PM
LOL I thought it was well done.
We know the left can dish it out, this will show us how well they can take it.
LOL
allrsn on December 22, 2008 at 8:11 PM
Oh boy,this is very troubling me thinks!
Now,wasn’t there some kind of crazy talk
about Obama,that he was related to Bush or
Cheney,or sumpin like dat!a hem.
canopfor on December 22, 2008 at 8:13 PM
That was the most boring Onion video I’ve ever seen.
snaggletoothie on December 22, 2008 at 8:15 PM
Hmmm…didn’t Elvis “die” about the time that Kim Dung Hill took power?
eea on December 22, 2008 at 8:16 PM
Looks like somthing under 1% at this point.
Thanks Allah for the post. I enjoyed the the vid.
allrsn on December 22, 2008 at 8:16 PM
Obama and our beloved Darth Cheney are cousins.
This can mean only one thing: Rove you magnificent bastard!
trubble on December 22, 2008 at 8:19 PM
LOL
The One and Osama both have eyes, ears, a nose, lips and a face. They must be the same person. WHO KNEW!!!
Lance Murdock on December 22, 2008 at 8:19 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Metro on December 22, 2008 at 8:20 PM
He went from being “the King” to “Dear Leader”.
jgapinoy on December 22, 2008 at 8:22 PM
Hmmm. What if Osama doesn’t have any chest hair either?
My collie says:
CyberCipher on December 22, 2008 at 8:27 PM
That’s not regular stupid.
It’s Special Stupid.
dentalque on December 22, 2008 at 8:27 PM
Wow, that’s messed up. That Hal Turner needs to be shunned to say the least.
aikidoka on December 22, 2008 at 8:36 PM
LOFL!!!!!!
jerrytbg on December 22, 2008 at 8:41 PM
Shunned?
Nah, he just needs a good old fashioned ass kicking.
BallisticBob on December 22, 2008 at 8:43 PM
It’s “O Fortuna” from Carmina Burana by Carl Orff. One of my very favorites.
mrsmwp on December 22, 2008 at 8:44 PM
What? Are you guy’s monitors frosting over from the global warming or what?
It’s clear as night!
Vigilante on December 22, 2008 at 8:45 PM
I love it!! Hey, has anyone really seen obama & osama in the same room at the same time?
keep the change on December 22, 2008 at 8:46 PM
I kept thinking AP wasn’t detecting obvious parody, but then I read the comments about Hal Turner. Unreal. There really are people that delusional.
OneGyT on December 22, 2008 at 8:52 PM
The music is from the Carmina Burana by Carl Orff.
missykat16 on December 22, 2008 at 8:55 PM
I think it is parody. But it does serve a purpose.
keep the change on December 22, 2008 at 8:58 PM
THIS is where the switch was made…………
………………. clone with Osama, or was that Osama for the clone?
This stuff can really make you…………….. what’s that outside my window?
Seven Percent Solution on December 22, 2008 at 9:04 PM
cousins…
trubble on Dec 22,2008 at 8:19PM.
trubble:Thanks for that Intel,and the link!
Rove you magnificent bastard!,Haha,lol:)
canopfor on December 22, 2008 at 9:05 PM
***facepalm***
Just so I got this straight.
9/11 was setup by Boosh and the Joos as a reason to go after Osama/Iraq, just to get
OsamaObama into power 8 years later?I could see that.
I bet the truthers have been part of the conspiracy since the beginning as well.
/sarc
This is even better the the South Park conspiracy theory.
F15Mech on December 22, 2008 at 9:20 PM
I bet he fathered Palin’s baby to, with Karl Rove as Midwife.
rob verdi on December 22, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Open your eyes, Rove was the architect, have we ever truly asked of what?
rob verdi on December 22, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Only one way to find out. Put Obama on a mattress, put 40 more mattresses on top of him and have Princess Caroline sleep on the top one all night. She will tell you something in the morning.
BL@KBIRD on December 22, 2008 at 9:54 PM
AWESOME!!!!
Props to the maker of this video.
I’m not sure it is the same man – but a very close relative, perhaps?
I’m all for smearing Token with every means possible. This guy has done more to belittle Token than many supposedly conservative websites have done.
Mr Purple on December 22, 2008 at 9:57 PM
This looks to me as a spoof of conspiracy vids.
DethMetalCookieMonst on December 22, 2008 at 10:04 PM
Well the Cats out of the Bag….Okay It was going to be a suprize but Hal had to ruin it…
Dr Evil on December 22, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Come on! Everyone knows Osama isn’t Obama. He’s really Jimi.
JackOfClubs on December 22, 2008 at 10:09 PM
Now that Obama has been elected, the Dale Gribbles of the world are coming out of hiding.
DethMetalCookieMonst on December 22, 2008 at 10:11 PM
hey now, hal turner’s a “real” conservative:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gzP7K0se8o&feature=channel_page
well-regarded by some in this commenting community:
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/01/03/conservative-talk-show-host-to-pro-amnesty-congress-im-going-to-kill-you/comment-page-1/#comments
eh on December 22, 2008 at 10:16 PM
another fan!
eh on December 22, 2008 at 10:18 PM
http://www.morphthing.com/celebrity/4766269-Uma-Thurman-and-Vladimir-Putin
Kill Bill!
Dr Evil on December 22, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Where are the channers when you need them?
mram on December 22, 2008 at 10:20 PM
looks like jude law.
eh on December 22, 2008 at 10:25 PM
If I’m not mistaken, it was also used in the movie “Von Helsing,” though I did not see it. I remember it from commercials.
sondiehl on December 22, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Look… Even Teddy the Swimmer knew way back when that they are one-in-the-same.
.
“Just ask Osama Bin Laden, Osama Obama, Barama O Sama…”
RalphyBoy on December 22, 2008 at 10:51 PM
For the sake of disclosure, I don’t buy a word of it. But…
Dude.
DUDE.
commenter on December 22, 2008 at 11:07 PM
if 5000 scientologists can infiltrate 136 government agencies in over 30 countries to destroy records and influence policy, maybe this isn’t that far fetched…
Osama bin Laden…Obama Biden…hmmmmm
equanimous on December 22, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Funny. Funny. FUNNY.
Thanks so much for the laugh.
Meryl Yourish on December 22, 2008 at 11:16 PM
I was in my polite mode :)
aikidoka on December 22, 2008 at 11:16 PM
I’ve often thought that the safest place in the world for Osama to live would be parts of California, but Chicago? That’s preposterous.
Still though, the video does prove one thing—they’re both human beings.
I have to admit there is a resemblance, but no doubt the same can be said of millions of others.
FloatingRock on December 22, 2008 at 11:26 PM
To me it will always represent Conan the Barbarian.
FloatingRock on December 22, 2008 at 11:31 PM
WOW, they are both human males!
PaKeystoner on December 22, 2008 at 11:39 PM
These people just HAVE to work for Soro’s.
sonnyspats1 on December 22, 2008 at 11:47 PM
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