Quote of the day

1.

…have we helped this economy recover from what is the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression?

No, you’ll have worsened the economy and possibly dragged us into a deep depression. However, you’ll never revisit this issue again because you’ll succeed on your stupid social policies/issues, which are the cause of the deepening depression. This metric will be never brought again, especially not by the sycophantic media.

2.

Have we instituted financial regulations and rules of the road that assure this kind of crisis doesn’t occur again?

I’m sure you’ll have regulated the hell outta all businesses, making the private sector shrink while growing the government, and thus the government based jobs. A sure fire road to ruin, congratulations moron.

3.

Have we created jobs that pay well and allow families to support themselves?

Again, I’m sure you’ll have ruined the private sector with over regulation and interference. A larger percentage of people will be dependent upon the government either through employment or social programs (welfare), giving Dems more and long-lasting power. Oh, and you’ve ruined the country, in case you didn’t get that memo.

4.

Have we made significant progress on reducing the cost of health care and expanding coverage?

Socialized medicine, YAY! /sarc. Hey, you know what, if I nationalized a car company (hint, hint), and thus made them cheaper, that wouldn’t necessarily mean a good car was built. So, when our only option is crappy healthcare, at least we can say, “Well, its cheap and everyone has it!”. There has got to be a special place in hell for politicians, otherwise, I just won’t be able to handle how you’ll be destroying the greatest nation in the history of mankind, what a legacy…

5.

Have we begun what will probably be a decade-long project to shift America to a new energy economy?

Oh sure we have, I’m sure you’ll be busy ruining the economy in every possible way you can imagine. The mind boggles. Its like America has become George Castanza and decided to do the exact opposite of everything that we know works…insanity.

6.

Have we begun what may be an even longer project of revitalizing our public-school systems so we can compete in the 21st century?

Compete? What’s that? You’re too worried about hurting anyones’ feelings to do any competition in the school system. Oh, I didn’t understand at first…by education, you meant *indoctrination* of our children into mindless drones continually voting idiot Democrats back into office to continue expanding government and driving the country into the toilet. If you’re lucky, in 30 years no one will remember how the country was supposed to work in the first place and we can return to the early 20th century when communism was all the rage, never mind that its doomed to fail, we’ll be used to being a 3rd world (global citizen…yay!) by then.

7.

That’s on the domestic front.

Oh, is that all?

8.

On foreign policy, have we closed down Guantánamo in a responsible way…

Don’t underestimate yourself, of course you’ll have Gitmo closed by January 11th 2009. Then, you can say, “See how much progress I’ve made on my plans so far?”. Beautiful, and if we’re really good boys and girls, the detainees will be released on their on recognizance into the US while they await trials and/or pending their lawsuits against the US government seeking restitution for their “illegal” incarceration. It will happen, just watch.

8.

… put a clear end to torture

No, you’re too big a pansy to possibly confront any of those middle-eastern or African countries that practice torure….OH, you meant *us*…oh, in that case, yeah, you’ll stop all of the waterboarding. Way to go you stud!

9.

…and restored a balance between the demands of our security and our Constitution?

Huh? You’re #1 job and mandate is to uphold the Constitution and protect the citizens of this country. Are you doing that, or have you sold us down the river?

10.

Have we rebuilt alliances around the world effectively?

We’ve broken alliances? With whom, the Russians? You mean, have we garnered acceptance by those rogues in the UN again? Sure, you’re a paper tiger, live up to the name and glory in the wimpiness revolution that you will lead.

11.

Have I drawn down U.S. troops out of Iraq, and have we strengthened our approach in Afghanistan — not just militarily but also diplomatically and in terms of development?

First of all, huh? Strengthened our approach in Afghanistan diplomatically? What does that mean, do you think we’re weak diplomatically in Afghanistan? Secondly, you don’t know enough to make a military judgment like that about Iraq or Aghanistan.

12.

And have we been able to reinvigorate international institutions to deal with transnational threats, like climate change, that we can’t solve on our own?

Re-invigorate international institutions? Are you seriously saying that the UN (I’m guessing here) needs re-invigoration on Global Warming (not climate change, that will occur regardless of whether [no pun intended] man is here or not)? Or, do you mean that by spending billions on the hoax of Global Warming that you will re-invigorate the ability of the morons to drown out all opposition to the hoax and continue dismissing any alternative viewpoints? I’m sure a few billion in their direction will suffice.

Overall, I think Obama’s plans will come to fruition nicely. He’s got a willing Congress and plenty of fawning media to pimp his every moronic decision. I don’t think anyone could possibly ruin the country faster than Obama, so in that vein, I’d say he’ll be successful.

/I’m moving to Ireland.

Geministorm on December 23, 2008 at 9:00 AM