Beats me, but I do still need a gag gift for Christmas this year.

Esthier on December 19, 2008 at 12:31 PM

Ding ding ding. BKers are marketing geniuses.

- The Cat

P.S. And they know the King is Creepy and playing it up.

Coming soon: Eau de Blog, featuring the magical essence of whiskey, Chinese food, and unwashed pajamas.

You’re the only guy online that can crack me up like that, AP. You’re the man.

So ladies, is grilled meat a turn on?

rbj on December 19, 2008 at 12:36 PM

60% of the time, it works every time.

But that is really, really, really WEIRD.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

…or, you could make a spray that smells like bacon…that’s work for 99.9% of the men and 100% of the dogs…a related species….

Puritan1648 on December 19, 2008 at 1:43 PM

I want my man to wear a cologne that smells like BACON.
I looovvveeee bacon…….

Badger40 on December 19, 2008 at 3:02 PM

…damnation…it’s almost spooky….

…maybe I should’ve suggested “smells like chocolate”….

…no…let’s save chocolate scent to spray on our zippers….

So ladies, is grilled meat a turn on?

rbj on December 19, 2008 at 12:36 PM

I want my man to wear a cologne that smells like BACON.
I looovvveeee bacon…….

I thought my original comment was tasteless enough.

catmman on December 19, 2008 at 2:20 PM

…”tasteless”, yes…but “enough”?

…consider the subject of the thread and your current company and tell me more about “enough”….

Puritan1648 on December 19, 2008 at 1:48 PM

To answer the question of ‘where to rub’, does it matter?

I thought my original comment was tasteless enough.

Of course depending where you rub it, the pickle might get picked up later for a bit of a snack…

Why not just buy a Whopper Jr. and rub in on your body?

You get the scent and a meal for .99 cents…

catmman on December 19, 2008 at 1:37 PM

…OK…pray, where would you rub it, exactly, that you’d then eat it?

(setting up a tasteless reply)

…and where would you rub the pickle?

Wait a sec! I’m at seven months, and just the thought of that smell still makes me sick! Aargh!

(Cover my mouth. Gone again…)

Perhaps they need a version for women to wear.

Count to 10 on December 19, 2008 at 12:40 PM

It’s called beer

rbj on December 19, 2008 at 12:53 PM

…beer…good idea…thrown in the scent of vomit and that of a wet ashtray, and add a chemical string that fools my brain into thinking that it’s 2:00AM, and it’d make me feel like I was in my twenties again…I could repopulate the Sahara….

…or, you could make a spritz that makes the lady, fresh from the shower, smell like she’d smell after a night of hard, box-spring twanging sex….

…or, you could make a spray that smells like bacon…that’s work for 99.9% of the men and 100% of the dogs…a related species….

…and, I still think that the optimum stink for men out and about in the quest for horizontal refreshment is a spritz that make one smell either of leather upholstry or of old money…it should be sold with a taser, to help the fellow better organize his harem….

You get the scent and a meal for .99 cents…

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Kevin71 on December 19, 2008 at 1:24 PM

:o)

Smells like a turd with burnt hair. heh.