Who is the idiot ad exec that came up with that?

I’m eating my lunch.

Burger King doesn’t serve steak, dumbass.

CherokeeJack on December 18, 2008 at 6:22 PM

What is hamburger? Chopped ham?(just reflecting back to another old commercial). :)

P.S. I wonder how long before they take the king’s head off and reveal Bruce Campbell as the man behind the mask.

I’ll always remember where I was at the exact moment Irony died.

Jim Treacher on December 18, 2008 at 7:37 PM

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
how irony used to make me smile

And I knew when I took my chance
That I could make a leftist wince
And maybe, they’d be quiet, for a while…

I used to like the Whopper opposed to the Big Mac. Not anymore. Thanks Burger King.

Coronagold on December 18, 2008 at 11:24 PM

I’ll bet if you moved to a remote part of Thailand, you’ll change your attitude right quick ;)

Just the pic for the video was enough for me, thankyouverymuch. The videos were a hit b/c they can be played on Xbox; I got some of those and the kids enjoyed them for a bit.

As far as ruining the presidential celebration, I say get gallons of this thing, violate the no-fly zone and shower the thousands of fanatics with this scent. Pepe-Le-Pew would be proud. Too bad no pheromones in it; like the song, “Let’s get it on!”

My kiddo would love to have Chicken Tenders scent with fries and an Icee. That would save me some money after school; just spray that junk IN HIS BEDROOM and he is set for the afternoon.

Let me just cut you off, because I don’t want you to waste your question.

Jim Treacher on December 18, 2008 at 8:33 PM

Heh.

Now that I think about it, that retort could come in very handy.

The King might be a bit creepy, but it’s advertising gold. The campaign has worked very well. Last year, there were 3 (I believe) video games featuring the King sold at BK, and were an instant hit…selling out in no time.

Just imagine if you will…Eau de Michael Moore

JetBoy on December 18, 2008 at 8:24 PM

There was a Halloween costume available of the BK “King”, with that mask and the whole bit. I have to admit, I thought about it…

Do NOT go to that website.

The goggles- they do NOTHING!!!

Are you sure you want to bring this up at this time in our Messiah’s future history?

Let me just cut you off, because I don’t want you to waste your question.

Just imagine if you will…Eau de Michael Moore

One reporter’s reaction summed up our disappointment: “I don’t smell steak.”

…………. how about

“Funky Un-Kept Mysterious Crotch Rot?”

While the notes of the body spray do not specifically refer to the scent of meat, it can’t be denied there is something seductive and manly about meat being grilled over an open flame.

Hmm. I think I smell ripoff.

Demeter’s been selling their Bonfire fragrance (my favorite after Ginger Ale, personally) for several years. Is that what they’re describing here?

Eh, I’ll wait for Liquid Big Mac to come out.

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Duh