Finally: The Barack Obama nativity figurine
posted at 5:18 pm on December 12, 2008 by Allahpundit
He’s supposed to replace one of the wise men, I think, but we all know which role Obama cultists have him lined up for. Exit question: What will they do with their baby Jesus figurines now? No Planned Parenthood jokes, please. Click the image to watch.
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I just lost my lunch.
Thanks.
upinak on December 12, 2008 at 5:22 PM
Long overdue, my friends. Long overdue.
Any reported special healing for folks from them?
SteveMG on December 12, 2008 at 5:23 PM
Have we become that predictable?
amerpundit on December 12, 2008 at 5:24 PM
Send the designer and manufacturer to the J.C. Penney doghouse.
PA Cat on December 12, 2008 at 5:24 PM
You mean our jokes have been aborted?
right2bright on December 12, 2008 at 5:25 PM
I can hardly wait for the Obama rendition of “The Drummer Boy” barackkka rack rack…
right2bright on December 12, 2008 at 5:26 PM
Racist!
jgapinoy on December 12, 2008 at 5:27 PM
Nekkid Unicorn-Riding Obama is still way better.
Jim62sch on December 12, 2008 at 5:27 PM
Come on! Share with us! I love it!
Badger40 on December 12, 2008 at 5:29 PM
It actually makes sense since he obviously couldn’t be an action figure.
5…4…3…2..
landshark on December 12, 2008 at 5:30 PM
From DarthRove on Michelle’s site:
A reading from the Book of Obama
5:3 And verily He did descend down unto the manger, bringing with Him the Holy Concubine.
4 They brought with Them gifts of treasure. A seat in the Great Assembly was sent from Lord Helmetlocks of Springfield. The Holy Concubine presented gifts of fresh fruit from Her own table.
5 The greatest gift, however, gave from The One. He raised His arm, and lo! the chill waters from the northern climes receded from the southern shores, and became ice again.
6 Around the world, the air became balmy and temperate and all was made whole and fresh. And the traveling companion of The One, Prince Algore, fell to his knees in supplication and awe.
Here endeth the lesson
GinaE on December 12, 2008 at 5:31 PM
First off,if you do secure one of these Liberal
Hopey dolls,you’ll want to sprinkle holy water,or
dip the ‘doll’,submerge completely into ‘holy water’
just in case!
If after that,you still don’t have any HOPE or
CHANGE occurring,then you must have a dud!(Sarc!)Haha.
canopfor on December 12, 2008 at 5:31 PM
Brows too big.
Lips too thin.
Ears too small.
Caucasian nose.
Wrong skin tone.
Cheek bones too high.
Other than that, looks just like him.
fogw on December 12, 2008 at 5:32 PM
No, no, ya got it all wrong, Obama is Ra the Sun God!
Tony737 on December 12, 2008 at 5:33 PM
That does not look on bit like bho. His nose is no where high enough in the air and he is smiling. I haven’t seen many photos of him smiling.
L
letget on December 12, 2008 at 5:33 PM
I’m still gagging.
ORrighty on December 12, 2008 at 5:37 PM
New Orleans King Cake bakers are reporting a glut of “babies” available this year.
Seriously, I’m more offended with the idea of having a pop culture cafeteria of “wise men” in nativity scenes than I am with anything else. This is as bad as the lawn displays that include Mary, Joseph, Christ, Santa, Snowmen, Elves, etc……
This is a religious holiday no matter how many Christ-haters want to make it all about the gifts. Remember Christ this year and turn your back on this kind of crap!!!
highhopes on December 12, 2008 at 5:37 PM
faraway on December 12, 2008 at 5:37 PM
Why buy them when you can make your own. Mythbusters show how to make ‘em.
petefrt on December 12, 2008 at 5:37 PM
Yeah, this figurine has red lips. WRONG! Everyone knows Obama has lips that are colored the royal purple of the Roman Emperors.
Jim62sch on December 12, 2008 at 5:37 PM
All I can say is, that doll is creepy.
progressoverpeace on December 12, 2008 at 5:37 PM
Looks like they got his nose-mole right, though.
Jim62sch on December 12, 2008 at 5:39 PM
Meanwhile back at Team Hillary Ranch,HilRod
is by the fire in her favorite rocking chair,
enjoying a fine glass of Canadian whiskey,and
is trying to figure out how to turn her’nativity’
‘Obama Hopey/Changey doll,into a political voo-doo
doll!!!—————————(Snark!) A hem haha.
canopfor on December 12, 2008 at 5:39 PM
Obama is so cool. He’s the Frank Sinatra of politics. Of course the Italians love him.
Paul-Cincy on December 12, 2008 at 5:42 PM
Oh boy! I want the one with the dead moose!
unclesmrgol on December 12, 2008 at 5:43 PM
Know what’s ironic?
His brother sleeps in a real manger.
fogw on December 12, 2008 at 5:43 PM
What’s with the red cheeks and Gin-Blossum nose? Looks like W.C. Fields standing in for Al Jolsen.
thomasaur on December 12, 2008 at 5:43 PM
Why do I get this feeling that some clown
somewhere is removing the ‘Angel’ from the
top of their Christmas tree,and are replacing
it with a ‘Nancy Pelosi’,”IT just might take
a women” nativity doll!——-(Sarc!).He he.
canopfor on December 12, 2008 at 5:44 PM
Maybe it’s just my monitor color profile, but that really looks like a white dude to me.
What’s with the pink Ted Kennedy nose and cheeks?
dinobalz on December 12, 2008 at 5:44 PM
…one of the legendary wise men is usually represented as being black…let him stand in for that guy…he looks to be sculpted too large to fit into the manger itself, so the Baby Jesus should be safe….
…in fact, you could probably lose one of the stable animals which usually come with a manger scene…a donkey, perhaps, to get the party affiliation right….
Puritan1648 on December 12, 2008 at 5:45 PM
Looks like a ventriloquist’s puppet. Oh, that’s right… someone is pulling the messiah’s strings. My bad.
It doesn’t look the the Zero. The cheeks are too pink, eyes are defo wrong, and it isn’t the right color.
OK. 5,4,3,2,1 Scream “Racist!!!”
Cody1991 on December 12, 2008 at 5:46 PM
Kinda looks like that Octavio dude in Scarface…from the nightclub scene where Lopez’s hitmen try to cap off Tony.
Mike D. on December 12, 2008 at 5:46 PM
It looks just as fake and stupid as the REAL messiah.
HornetSting on December 12, 2008 at 5:48 PM
Actually, in the original “Dude” link in the headlines yesterday to this site, the picture did look rather pale to me, and a lot more like Tony Blair than Barack Obama.
flipflop on December 12, 2008 at 5:49 PM
…good point…he should talk that up, promote the whole “elected to save the world from its sins” angle….
…if he and/or his minions want to play up the messiah metaphor, I say that we fast forward to Easter…see if he can pull that one off….
Puritan1648 on December 12, 2008 at 5:51 PM
They got the ears right!
Hey Allah, can you give us a full frontal pic to see the ears? If they’re too big, we might be in for a doll-banning.
Cody1991 on December 12, 2008 at 5:51 PM
Introducing the Whore of Babylon, coming to a Nativity Scene near you.
BKennedy on December 12, 2008 at 5:52 PM
Will the Obama Baby Jesus be anatomically correct????
Blake on December 12, 2008 at 5:53 PM
Oh Boy,wait till the Ministry of Blaspheme
goon squad catches up to these ‘Hopey doll’
makers,and their websites,
gonna be a whole lot of scrubbing go in on!
Oh da horror of it all!!! Ha ha.
canopfor on December 12, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Those are some big teeth.
“I did not have senatorial discussions with that governor.”
Harpoon on December 12, 2008 at 5:55 PM
Does the doll box carry the seal of the “OFFICE OF THE PRECEDENT ELECT”?
progressoverpeace on December 12, 2008 at 5:55 PM
I’d settle for Good Friday.
warbaby on December 12, 2008 at 5:55 PM
Has anybody actually seen these advertised? Or, are they selling like hotcakes to the euroweenies?
Blake on December 12, 2008 at 5:58 PM
thomasaur on December 12, 2008 at 6:00 PM
Excellent. This is going to make a lovely centerpiece as I eat my Christmas dinner off my commemorative Obama plate.
meltenn on December 12, 2008 at 6:00 PM
grapeknutz on December 12, 2008 at 6:01 PM
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
grapeknutz on December 12, 2008 at 6:01 PM
Racist! Just ask that man-hating shrew Maureen Dowd.
highhopes on December 12, 2008 at 6:04 PM
Is that before or after you gather the family around the altar and beg forgiveness that you ever doubted “the one” is the true and only Messiah?
highhopes on December 12, 2008 at 6:06 PM
They did a nice job toning down the ear-to-head ratio on the doll. The real things can probably pick up the Spice Channel.
Chuck Schick on December 12, 2008 at 6:07 PM
What? No Cigarette hanging from the lips?
PappaMac on December 12, 2008 at 6:08 PM
After, of course.
meltenn on December 12, 2008 at 6:09 PM
DUDE!
It is a Black NIXON! Look at it, I swear to GOD!
upinak on December 12, 2008 at 6:11 PM
Bwahaha. ‘Tis the season to Dip the Doll!
Gilda on December 12, 2008 at 6:16 PM
Man,
This is Just Wrong, in so many ways.
I ain’t seen nothing like this since my sister got an Elvis ornament the year after he died. Then I had a step-son get a Goldberg (wrestler) in a Santa hat ornament.
I wonder if he’ll fly his brother in for the inauguration?
(just askin’)
kingsjester on December 12, 2008 at 6:18 PM
It looks more like Bill Clinton with Jimmy Carter teeth, with a darker skin tone.
ThePrez on December 12, 2008 at 6:20 PM
‘Tis the season to Dip the Doll!
Gilda on Dec 12,2008 at 6:16PM.
Gilda: Hey Gilda,no joke I was going to put up a
‘Gilda SOS’!
Hey,you need to work your magic on some ‘doll’
pictures of the ‘One’ in your photoshop skillz’s!
That would be cool!!!!!!!!!!:):):):)
canopfor on December 12, 2008 at 6:22 PM
Damned if you aren’t right. Those crafty Italians simply took their left-over surplus of Jimmy Carter figurines from the 1970s and gave it a darker wash.
highhopes on December 12, 2008 at 6:25 PM
Hmm Nixon, Carter, Clinton-esqe feel. I just got the yucky squirmy feeling.
upinak on December 12, 2008 at 6:26 PM
where’s the cigarette?
BobH on December 12, 2008 at 6:26 PM
Looks like a Caucasian, back from vacation. The election is over.
Entelechy on December 12, 2008 at 6:27 PM
Any guesses on what Barry will send him for Christmas? New straw for the roof? New dirt for the floor?
petefrt on December 12, 2008 at 6:27 PM
Do they have one with a suction cup on the bottom for dashboard mounting? That way when you come up beside a car with one on the dash, you could say to yourself “Boy, I sure HOPE that idiot doesn’t CHANGE lanes!!”
drunyan8315 on December 12, 2008 at 6:30 PM
This is not funny not sad this is plain SICK.To you Obama people he is not the second coming he will not heal americans souls he is just a loud mouth know nothing Ill.snake oil saleman.Another in a long line of the windy city street thugs.
thmcbb on December 12, 2008 at 6:33 PM
Creeped.
Out.
baldilocks on December 12, 2008 at 6:33 PM
No, but they make a pine scented deodorant one you can hang from your car’s rear view mirror.
petefrt on December 12, 2008 at 6:35 PM
Is Blago going to be the wiseman that’s been thrown under the bus and couldn’t make it; just like Uncle Jeremiah?
neptunium_X on December 12, 2008 at 6:36 PM
LOL at the kid.
baldilocks on December 12, 2008 at 6:37 PM
The camel, the oxen, the sheep and now the jackass.
Hening on December 12, 2008 at 6:37 PM
ROTFLMAO! Bravo!
highhopes on December 12, 2008 at 6:37 PM
Well, I certainly don’t want to offend anyone – heehee – and anyway Obama’s supporters are doing a great job of that on their own.
Speaking of dolls though, here’s an old one. Starring one of the Jesse Jacksons, from an incident you may remember. Mild content warning but hey, it’s a direct quote!
Gilda on December 12, 2008 at 6:41 PM
To me, O looks like that sometimes and why not, considering.
baldilocks on December 12, 2008 at 6:43 PM
rimshot!
tru2tx on December 12, 2008 at 6:44 PM
Ya know,if there’s enough of these dolls made,
and various types,like a Rahm’Rambo’,Hopey’the
one’,Hillary’Secretary of State’hit doll,
someone can make a twisted sick version of
‘Team America’,the ‘Chickens comin home to roost’,
‘G-d Da-n American’ Lefty version!—(Sarc!).A Hem!
canopfor on December 12, 2008 at 6:44 PM
Looks like a gay retard.
MaiDee on December 12, 2008 at 6:47 PM
+1
Califemme on December 12, 2008 at 6:50 PM
Gilda on December 12, 2008 at 6:41 PM
An oldy but goody.
My personal favorite is the Barackalopolis Toga shot complete with arugula. Perfection.
tru2tx on December 12, 2008 at 6:57 PM
Speaking of dolls though,…….
Gilda on Dec 12,2008 at 6:41PM.
Gilda: Ha ha,ya that caption of Jesse Jackson appears to
be right up to date,current like,especially that
Jesse Jackson Jr. seems to be caught up in the
Senator seat for sale ‘SeatGate’ ordeal!
Ya,I would imagine,Jackson Sr. would like to blank
Hopey’s family jewels now that his son is caught up
in this ‘buying a Senators seat debauchery’,A hem!
Gilda,thanks for the memorys,haha,oh sh#t,I’m ripping
off Bob Hopes line from USO tours!:)
canopfor on December 12, 2008 at 6:58 PM
As if he could afford one. He sleeps on a pile of hay.
Chuck Schick on December 12, 2008 at 7:00 PM
Awesome.
BallisticBob on December 12, 2008 at 7:01 PM
“His confident smile and kind eyes are an inspiration to us all!”
LOL
Jim62sch on December 12, 2008 at 7:01 PM
First, this headline is exactly why I love HotAir so much. Made me laugh as I opened the link…good stuff.
Second, Who didn’t see this coming? Just wait until Easter! ;)
BiasedGirl on December 12, 2008 at 7:07 PM
I think they recycled their Evander Holyfield mold. Look, you can see where Tyson bit off a chunk of his ear.
Jim62sch on December 12, 2008 at 7:13 PM
Seriously Get a clue
upinak on December 12, 2008 at 7:18 PM
Can an Obama voodoo doll (a la Sarkozy) be far off?
Christien on December 12, 2008 at 7:19 PM
+1 upinak. Where’s the hammer AP?
meltenn on December 12, 2008 at 7:22 PM
Like the Cabbage Patch Dolls, does it have
a birth certificate in the box?
IlikedAUH2O on December 12, 2008 at 7:24 PM
I just thought they were hinting at a ear tuck.
thomasaur on December 12, 2008 at 7:27 PM
a ear tuck=an ear tuck
thomasaur on December 12, 2008 at 7:28 PM
a birth certificate in the box?
llikedAUH2O on Dec 12,2008 at 7:24PM.
llikedAUH2O: Birth Certificate,Brilliant,Ha Ha.:)
canopfor on December 12, 2008 at 7:31 PM
One of the Three Wise Men is holding out with his gift, because it’s “F@#$ing GOLDEN!”
/
Christien on December 12, 2008 at 7:33 PM
NICE
thomasaur on December 12, 2008 at 7:39 PM
blaaaah This changes my opinion of Italy.
becki51758 on December 12, 2008 at 7:40 PM
It looks like Jerry Mahoney, the puppet of Paul Winchell.
Will this new Christmas icon take the place of Hillary nutcrackers as a must-have gift?
onlineanalyst on December 12, 2008 at 8:32 PM
CREEPY..like the chucky doll!!
christene on December 12, 2008 at 8:58 PM
Really. I smell a Moby.
Gilda on December 12, 2008 at 9:47 PM
The teeth look kind of big in proportion to the face.
fireweednectar on December 12, 2008 at 10:54 PM
They took a Mr.Bean statue and added dark paint.
Buddahpundit on December 12, 2008 at 11:14 PM
It doesn’t even remotely resemble Obama…… someone’s pulling our legs.
But hey, it’s Capitalism in its dying throes! Celebrate it while you can!
KendraWilder on December 12, 2008 at 11:27 PM
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