Microchip, a tiny transponder the size of a grain of uncooked rice
Gotcha. I had horrible visions of “Fargo” for a moment there….not that I mind woodchipping terrorists, but not dogs.

Except shelties. Chip those F’ers.

LimeyGeek on December 11, 2008 at 12:31 PM

Thank you RushBaby for the explaination before I could get back. Yes, I did mean microchip them. As to their disposal I do prefer the option of leaving them in the middle of the desert.

Blaise on December 11, 2008 at 2:05 PM

They should be housed in the college dorms around America.

…where will they go?

I have an idea.

The government should buy a house in Justice Breyer’s and/or Steven’s neighbourhoods (with all the foreclosures these days, I am certain some nice properties are available at reasonable prices) and put them there.

If the arguments of the Justice Department are unpersuasive, let’s try a little reality.

Have you tried the split goose heads? The little brains are the best part. They’re like little grey nuggets of unpasteurized cheese that’s been slowly roasted over a low flame.

DarkCurrent on December 11, 2008 at 1:26 PM

Sounds interesting, but I don’t (knowingly) eat brain/spinal matter for reasons of caution.

Then again the country is literally filled with Christian icons, statues, churches (hardly filled of course), monuments to their liberation from muslim oppression, and Christian place names, that it would drive a jihadi nuts.

Iblis on December 11, 2008 at 12:00 PM

My personal favorite in all of Portugal, and one that REALLY makes jihadis nuts!

It’s found here, and has the following text: “The ornate sarcophagus of Don Juan of Austria, inside the Royal Pantheon. In 1571, the 24-year-old illegitimate son of Charles V led a Christian fleet to victory over the Turks in the naval battle of Lepanto.“

A report shows that Israeli police discriminate quite a bit against Jews living in Judea/Samaria. Pure disgrace, and isn’t that something: they consider them worse than even some of the gangsters who are running rampant in Hertzlia and Netanya….

Mmmmm….I’m partial to chicken feet myself ;)

LimeyGeek on December 11, 2008 at 1:18 PM

We got ‘em!
Have you tried the split goose heads? The little brains are the best part. They’re like little grey nuggets of unpasteurized cheese that’s been slowly roasted over a low flame.

I get duck neck chunks with spine filling served at our staff meeting on Fridays. I’m living the dream!

DarkCurrent on December 11, 2008 at 1:06 PM

Mmmmm….I’m partial to chicken feet myself ;)

America is way too anal about sterilizing the soul out of everything it eats. Live a little! Cheese is supposed to have a flavor, y’know ;)

LimeyGeek on December 11, 2008 at 1:02

I get duck neck chunks with spine filling served at our staff meeting on Fridays. I’m living the dream!

I’m sure it’s safer than the seafood I get in China. There’s many times here I’d go for a block of unpasteurized cheese as an alternative.

DarkCurrent on December 11, 2008 at 12:46 PM

I guess it’s much like home-canning – provided you know what you are doing, are sanitary and cautious, the product will be fine. Europe has been making the stuff since forever, and we didn’t all drop dead.

America is way too anal about sterilizing the soul out of everything it eats. Live a little! Cheese is supposed to have a flavor, y’know ;)

One hijacked plane later and the detainees are free to go.

Actually I have. Watched my own endoscopy live.

There’s nothing wrong with unpasteurized cheese. Perfectly safe. Very good for your gut (flora) too.

LimeyGeek on December 11, 2008 at 12:38 PM

Now you’ve really got my appetite going :-)
I’m sure it’s safer than the seafood I get in China. There’s many times here I’d go for a block of unpasteurized cheese as an alternative.

Better hope Entelechy isn’t reading this thread!

RushBaby on December 11, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Throw a few papillons in there for good measure ;)

What the hell…..chip all the ‘toy dogs’ and recycle them as cat treats.

DarkCurrent on December 11, 2008 at 12:34 PM

Actually I have. Watched my own endoscopy live.

There’s nothing wrong with unpasteurized cheese. Perfectly safe. Very good for your gut (flora) too.

But our cheese….the FDA bastards have screwed it all up…until you’ve eaten unpasteurized cheese, you haven’t eaten cheese.

LimeyGeek on December 11, 2008 at 11:13 AM

or seen what the inside surfaces of your guts look like.

Except shelties. Chip those F’ers.

LimeyGeek on December 11, 2008 at 12:31 PM

Better hope Entelechy isn’t reading this thread!

Microchip, a tiny transponder the size of a grain of uncooked rice

Gotcha. I had horrible visions of “Fargo” for a moment there….not that I mind woodchipping terrorists, but not dogs.

Except shelties. Chip those F’ers.

Chip them like we do dogs

Translation?

LimeyGeek on December 11, 2008 at 11:54 AM

Microchip, a tiny transponder the size of a grain of uncooked rice. This is a permanent radio-frequency identification (RFID) chip implanted under the dog’s skin and read by a chip scanner or wand. Implantation is done with an injector that places the chip under the loose skin over the dog’s shoulder. If the dog is separated from its people, any veterinarian can scan the chip for owner information.