On the photo he’s the one with the dashing mullet!

Be still my beating heart, one for the American ladies,
I think he could shake it in front of us and get no sexual response.

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getting first crack at this story.

Was that intended to be a play on words?

I’m surprised the claim of not being sexually stimulating was met only with skepticism. I would have been ROFLMAO!

This explanation doesn’t pass the Wife Test. Imagine coming home from an evening at the strip club and telling wife (or for our female readers, hearing from your husband) that naked women grinding their hips within a couple of inches of their face isn’t meant to be sexually stimulating. It’s an insult to the intelligence, if hanging out at the strip club wasn’t bad enough.

Well, the Smartest Woman in the World bought that story about blow jobs and anal sodomy in the Oval Office, didn’t she?

But somehow I have a sneaky suspicion that the Dumbest Bimbo In America would feed Todd Palin’s nuts to a Polar Bear if he tried to “insult her intelligence” like that.

It isn’t surprising to see yet another example of a situatino where people are comfortable to discard their principles.

Private property rights aren’t subject to what you find ‘tasteful’. Zoning laws are a disgrace.
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LimeyGeek on November 25, 2008 at 5:22 PM

I concur. Rights must be enforced absolutely, or they become mere privileges, subject to revocation at the whim of any offended moralizer. A government that can enforce conservatives’ standards of morality and decency at the point of a gun is just as capable of enforcing progressives’ standards of morality and decency at the point of a gun.

Private property rights aren’t subject to what you find ‘tasteful’. Zoning laws are a disgrace.

If you object to the adult club or porn store near you, start photographing people, in public, that frequent it. Then publish online and post the address in the local rag. If somebody livess opposite one of these establishments, why not set up a live webcam too?

Even better, when you hear about such a store being planned, tell the prospective owners what your plans are.

Sure, it’s nimby bullying and makes you look like a total prick, but at least it isn’t unconstitutional.

I’m generally libertarian about grown adults getting naked in front of crowds, but I’m also inclined to allow communities to zone for that kind of activity. This attempt to mislead should get laughed out of Parliament.

Yep. Me too.

This is where the libertarian and the social conservative in me get into arguments.

(And boy, are those jerks loud. Trying to sleep, guys.)

This could only help to embolden jerks like him. Yay. Thank you hos of the world.

mauioriginal on November 25, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Glad we’re here to help…that would have cost you $150 bucks from a counselor…

Try this: “Honey, it’s just like looking at a Corvette; I might look at a fancy car, but that doesn’t mean I want to drive it.”

Pelayo on November 25, 2008 at 4:21 PM

No, you just want to get in it…

Considering the dismal state of British dental hygiene, they are correct. It’s not sexually stimulating. Nor profitable.

locomotivebreath1901 on November 25, 2008 at 4:48 PM

Toothless is good….less chafing.

I’ll bet they only have one chair.

Cicero43 on November 25, 2008 at 4:31 PM

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BWAAAHAHAHA!

How does one get to be chairman of the Lap Dancing Association?

danking70 on November 25, 2008 at 3:34 PM

I’ll bet they only have one chair.

This explanation doesn’t pass the Wife Test.

My wife only gets upset if I don’t bring her and buy her lap dances too. But I’m one of the lucky guys…

I agree, with strong emphasis on the notion that lust is about doing damage to yourself.

I speak from sad experience.

She asked me if I had joined the fire department.

Damn…