an afternoon of Lifetime movies

would be enough to make me take a vow of celibacy…

Nothing personal, since I know it’s well meaning advice, but for once I would like to hear what a woman should do to help out in the love department.

DFCtomm on November 25, 2008 at 1:50 AM

Ok. Wives, sex to your H is every bit as emotionally important to him as conversation is to you. So do him often!

And read, His Needs Her Needs by Dr. Harley.

How was that?

We made it to day 17.

Still not bad. Especially considering we both work, and have two young children with Autism Spectrum Disorder.

Anyone here best that yet?

Personally, I love my husband a lot and I feel very loved by him, and so he can have whatever, whenever, as long as I’m not really sick. ;) We’ve only been married 2 years, sure, but we do have a 7 month old daughter and everything is still as awesome as when we were first married. Pregnancy was no barrier even.

If you’re not getting any and you’re married, you probably need to work on your emotional relationship with your wife. And that’s a fact.

Nothing personal, since I know it’s well meaning advice, but for once I would like to hear what a woman should do to help out in the love department.

DFCtomm on November 25, 2008 at 1:50 AM

His Needs / Her needs actually does cover things a woman should do.

been a few years since I read it, but it seemed like sound advice.

If you men want to have more sex w/ your wives, talk to her more. Invest a few hours (yes hours!) everyday just talking w/ her. You will be meeting her number one emotional need and she will FEEL loved by you. And when your woman feels loved, she is more than ready to give it.

I highly recommend HIs Needs Her Needs by Dr. Harley.

Marsh on November 24, 2008 at 6:13 PM

Nothing personal, since I know it’s well meaning advice, but for once I would like to hear what a woman should do to help out in the love department.

The Race Card on November 24, 2008 at 11:22 PM

I agree with Amy on this one. The problem with too many relationships today is exactly that they are based on superficial sex.

The Race Card on November 24, 2008 at 11:22 PM

Hey cavedude! Show some respect for the womenfolk.

Amy Proctor on November 24, 2008 at 10:58 PM

Ask your husband if he would be interested in at least giving it a try. Let us know the answer. (Be sure not to use your Hillaryesque beatdown tone when you ask him.)

The whole point is not the sex-a-thon aspect. Rather it is the collaborative effort at achieving and establishing greater intimacy. If you can’t hump your husband or wife just because, then you guys have more to talk about than humping.

There have been some great ideas tossed off in here. Other than the cat-licking I suggest you give some of them a try. Surprise your husband by jumping in the shower with him or spell something sexy with the ketchup next to his fries…anything.

Bathe in beer and wear his favorite team’s jersey to bed.

Figure it out. Take your tone down a notch. Drop your drawers and hang on for a fun ride.

The whole idea is stupid to begin with. A sex-a-thon doesn’t make a good marriage. No wonder the stupid pastor couldn’t do it himself.

First day (or night), honey.
Second day, strawberries.
Third day, tangy navel orange.
Fourth day, bitter chocolate creme mints.
Fifth day, Amaretto
Sixth day, whipped cream.
Seventh day, champagne.

Yuz gotta bypass the rartional mind, padre.

The id is where it’s oceanically steamy.

True…

but the price they pay is alot higher….

techno_barbarian on November 24, 2008 at 6:50 PM

You actually make more sense than that minister guy. I think he was just looking for an excuse to get in the news. Keep it up (so to speak).

We hit it hard every other day…

Thank you for that mental picture. I need a cold shower now.

Sometimes it’s just safer to cuddle.

Yes, statistically speaking, married men do have sex more often, with more fulfillment.

Also statistically speaking, everybody has one breast and one testicle.

Nothing kills the mood like having a cat lick your forehead while you’re, um, nevermind.

“In Russia, p*ssy licks YOU!”

At the gas station, it is the time and place to fill one’s gas tank.

In the bedroom, it is the time and place for rest and pleasure.

But I am saying nothing any reasonable person couldn’t suss out for himself. The fact that some of the correspondents in this forum seem not to understand this simple principle of time and place causes one to wonder who left the door unlocked at the institution….

Exit question: Beta males 1, married men 0?

AP, whacking off for 7 straight days doesn’t count. Sorry.