NYT columnist needs to read the Constitution
posted at 11:20 am on November 23, 2008 by Ed Morrissey
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Do the editors of the New York Times’ opinion pages ever exercise editorial control over their content? I missed Gail Collins’ ignorant and obtuse entry yesterday while traveling, but it’s worth highlighting for its sheer stupidity. She wants George Bush to resign now so that Barack Obama can start running the country before the inauguration:
Thanksgiving is next week, and President Bush could make it a really special holiday by resigning.
Seriously. We have an economy that’s crashing and a vacuum at the top. Bush — who is currently on a trip to Peru to meet with Asian leaders who no longer care what he thinks — hasn’t got the clout, or possibly even the energy, to do anything useful. His most recent contribution to resolving the fiscal crisis was lecturing representatives of the world’s most important economies on the glories of free-market capitalism.
Putting Barack Obama in charge immediately isn’t impossible. Dick Cheney, obviously, would have to quit as well as Bush. In fact, just to be on the safe side, the vice president ought to turn in his resignation first. (We’re desperate, but not crazy.) Then House Speaker Nancy Pelosi would become president until Jan. 20. Obviously, she’d defer to her party’s incoming chief executive, and Barack Obama could begin governing.
As a bonus, the Pelosi presidency would put a woman in the White House this year after all. On the downside, a few right-wing talk-show hosts might succumb to apoplexy. That would, of course, be terrible, but I’m afraid we might have to take the risk in the name of a greater good.
The problem we have is not a vacuum at the top, but an overactive executive throwing money away like there’s no tomorrow — and which has actually intimated that to excuse their actions. They’ve spent more money in a few short weeks than any time in American history. At the same time, Bush has negotiated a status-of-forces agreement with Iraq and worked with the G20 to coordinate other economic policies. He’s not taking two months off, although Congress might take most of December as a vacation.
Beyond her ignorance of the President’s schedule, Collins shows a remarkable ignorance of the Constitution and of American government. Let’s focus first on the practical implications of her suggestion. The sudden resignation of the duly elected executive would bring government to a standstill. Obama hasn’t had enough time to transition between the Bush administration to his team, and Pelosi hasn’t even thought about it. What happens in the meantime? Congress hasn’t even received the nominations of the political appointees from Obama. The new White House staff hasn’t even been chosen.
And Pelosi will suddenly be able to run the executive branch? Uh, sure. Collins bases this on the fact that she has two X chromosomes and nothing else. In fact, while celebrating the idea of making a woman temporary President, she then says that Pelosi will simply do what another man will order her to do. That little bit of irony somehow escapes Collins, along with common sense and procedural issues.
More importantly, no one voted for Pelosi to be president. The succession act Collins references exists to ensure continuity in case of disaster, not on the whim of a constipated New York Times columnist whose need for instant gratification apparently outweighs the rest of her cerebral processes.
We have representative government with legal processes in place to protect against instability and abuse. Bush has the responsibility to fulfill the rest of his term and to assist Obama in transitioning smoothly between the two administrations in order to ensure the stability of the US government. Our constitutional form of government is strong enough to allow for this kind of transition, which it has for 220 years.
Obama will be President on January 20, 2009, and not before. If Gail Collins can’t wait for that date, then perhaps the New York Times should send her on an extended leave of absence so that she doesn’t further embarrass herself or her paper in the next two months.
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Constitution? What Constitution. I want what I want and I want it now!!!
katy on November 23, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Good Morning, President Cheney!
unclesmrgol on November 23, 2008 at 11:26 AM
You are desperate AND crazy. Is she a comedy writer strapped to an editorial desk?
sherry on November 23, 2008 at 11:26 AM
Nuance
grapeknutz on November 23, 2008 at 11:26 AM
I remember looking in my parents’ closet for my Christmas presents one year. I was 7.
kcluva on November 23, 2008 at 11:27 AM
BDS…it rots your brain.
KSgop on November 23, 2008 at 11:27 AM
OUCH ED! Careful, this could either net you a pulitzer or an argument for the “unfairness doctrine”.
Rovin on November 23, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Maybe women are too stupid to vote. And I say that as a female.
fivefeetoffury on November 23, 2008 at 11:29 AM
In the mortal words of the late Jim Morrison”…we want the world and we want it….NOW!”
They still haven’t grown up.
stu.b.con on November 23, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Right. A few talk radio pundits would be the only ones who object to this scheme.
I think this column if first among many examples of how insular MSM journalists have become. They are completely surrounded with other left wing, big city, pseudo intellectuals and don’t even realize how ridiculous they sound to normal people anymore.
forest on November 23, 2008 at 11:30 AM
It will be great when Obama actually does take office just because the world will have to face the fact that he cannot deliver on everything he promised and he will have to continue a bunch of policies already in place. He will find that by making as many promises as he did, a whole lot of people will become disappointed.
DAT60A3 on November 23, 2008 at 11:31 AM
This is so sad. I used to have so much respect for Gail Collins, when she first joined the New York Times.
I know my political views have changed since 9/11, but really—was she this bad all these years and I only started noticing it lately, or was she once a good editorial columnist?
Meryl Yourish on November 23, 2008 at 11:31 AM
Has Ms. Collins ever heard of Crest White strips?
katy on November 23, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Of course she ignores the Constitution. That above is Socialist Speak, they want to undermine the Constitution. “In the Name of a Greater Good”
Print is dead, people like this woman above whats er name, killed it.
Dr Evil on November 23, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Another Bimbo writer. Like Ed said. She has to wait till the 20th. I hope that there is a way to turn the dates back another year, or two…………….But, must wake up to the nightmare soon.
sheebe on November 23, 2008 at 11:32 AM
A better idea, Obama could renounce the election and select John McCain to assume the presidency.
It makes as much sense from a constitutional standpoint, which is to say, none.
redshirt on November 23, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Paging Nurse Ratched
Rovin on November 23, 2008 at 11:33 AM
It’s long past time that we conservatives re-take our public education back and put in teachers that actually teach what is needed…
…and Civics would be near the top of that list.
Seriously – what ARE they teaching in Civics class today? Whatever it is, is certainly ISN’T the Constitution and how the government works.
Religious_Zealot on November 23, 2008 at 11:33 AM
and to think this paper is at junk bond status.
rob verdi on November 23, 2008 at 11:34 AM
The sheer stupidity is really getting to you, Ed? Just wait. This ain’t nothing.
Well, at least there’s still the birth certificate/citizenship cases running through the courts. One last hope … because Gail Collins is not alone in lacking even a 5th grader’s understanding of our Constitution or our country. That stupidity runs all through the incoming “administration” – all the way to the Indonesian kid at the top.
progressoverpeace on November 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Ah, a totalitarian move by a totalitarian newspaper in support of a totalitarian, cult of personality president.
Yes. I am being repetitive.
rlwo2008 on November 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Perhaps Collins and the rest of the lefty liberals could get themselves cryogenically frozen until inauguration day. At least it’ll be peaceful and quiet for a couple of months…
JetBoy on November 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM
I have a better idea: Osama Obama should resign now — for safety’s sake, let Biden and Pelosi go first — and then Bush can call for a new election.
If we hustle it up a bit, we can have the whole thing done by Jan. 15, the electors can meet on the 19th, and the next President can be sworn in on the 20th.
No reason for the record to show that a brain-dead American public almost saddled us with an inexperienced, arrogant Marxist.
MrScribbler on November 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Wasn’t this line of thinking posted from some Iranian guy a few weeks back. She’s too dumb to come up with her own ideals
Gwillie on November 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM
That was a good one!
sherry on November 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM
The New York Times is an embarrassment for the whole country. Gail Collins needs to spend more time worrying about doing her job properly and stop worrying about President Bush. Geez.
conservative_in_texas on November 23, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Neither sweetie, just uneducated.
Zorro on November 23, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Resolved: Liberal thought leaders in the United States are mature adults and not impulsive children acting out a protracted adolescence.
jeff_from_mpls on November 23, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Considering that Obama is turning out to be someone different than many on the far far left envisioned I don’t think he is the same man they elected. Therefore, Obama should pass on the Presidency.
Jamson64 on November 23, 2008 at 11:37 AM
They teach civics these days??
/snarc
Seriously, the problem with idiotic writers like her is that they actually believe what they are writing.
And sadly, there are rubes out there that would agree with her, the Constitution notwithstanding.
Gothguy on November 23, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Wow, get over it already. The election was 3 weeks ago.
(and holy crap is she ugly)
Ronnie on November 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Frozen til inaugeration day 2089 sounds more like it
Jamson64 on November 23, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Actually, Obama’s resignation wouldn’t change anything. He has — in all seriousness — made himself an impotent figure head with his appointment of the Clinton administration to oversee every critical aspect of his tenure.
He’s a puppet. Cute and articulate! But a puppet.
jeff_from_mpls on November 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Constitution? Liberals don’t need no stinkin’ Constitution.
Sir Corky on November 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM
The left does really believe in the Constitution anyway. The vast majority of Obama supporters in a poll said the Courts should not rule based on it.
Jamson64 on November 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM
A new movie idea:
The U.S. Constitution: An Inconvenient Truth
redshirt on November 23, 2008 at 11:41 AM
There were a couple of humorous posts over at Ace regarding Gail Collins article:
Bush resigns
President Cheney
Vice President Steele
President Cheney resigns
President Steele
Vice President Palin
Steele resigns
Palin President
Obama no longer a “first”
jcheney on November 23, 2008 at 11:41 AM
The vast majority of
Obama supporterspot-smoking slackers in a poll said the Courts should not rule based on it.Jamson64 on November 23, 2008 at 11:40 AM
jeff_from_mpls on November 23, 2008 at 11:42 AM
Just another example of why liberals are always having to tell
people how smart they are,
BECAUSE IT DOESN’T SHOW!!!
Baxter Greene on November 23, 2008 at 11:43 AM
Well, we know at least one who is too stupid to be given space in a once major newspaper.
johnsteele on November 23, 2008 at 11:44 AM
The Constitution is so 1787…
Wade on November 23, 2008 at 11:44 AM
This is just one more example of the hypocrisy and total cluelessness of the left.For years all we have heard is how George Bush is shredding the Constitution from the NYT’s and here is one who screamed the loudest ready to do it at the drop of a hat when it suits her purpose.
Be afraid…be very afraid as she is not alone on her side when it comes to disregarding the Constitution.
The left never really had a problem with shredding the Constitution but only that they weren’t the ones who got to do it.
Be prepared for a wave of outcome based rulings from the sort of people that Barack will put on the bench irregardless of what the law says.
Obama’s new AG pick Eric Holder already has a history of flagrantly violating laws that get in his way.Also a White House filled with Clinton era left-overs doesn’t make me feel to Hopey-McChanged.
Who gives a damn about the law when it just gets in the way of Obamatopia.
NeoKong on November 23, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Wow. Stupid, ignorant, AND ugly. What a great combination.
I wouldn’t even use this column as toilet paper.
Red Cloud on November 23, 2008 at 11:46 AM
This is the kind of stuff liberal women write because they can’t get a date.
It would be stupid if it weren’t so infantile.
She wants her free pony now dammit.
These are the same people that won’t vote in 2012 and will say they knew Barry was a disaster all along.
DeweyWins on November 23, 2008 at 11:46 AM
I used to have respect for NYTimes op-ed columnists. Back in the 1970s & 80s. They now are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
rbj on November 23, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Why did I immediately think she was a crackpot, uptight, either single or long ago divorced, Upper West Sider when I saw her picture?
kcluva on November 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM
gazing at that ‘Face Made for Print Media of hers, I’ll hazard a guess that she is already quite frigid.
Red State State of Mind on November 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM
We should go back to landowners being the only ones able to vote. Or at the very least… people with jobs for god’s sake. That would drop the voter pool down to uh…. well when Obama takes the helm it will drop the voter pool down by another 2million.
katy on November 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Constitution? According to lefist legal geniuses like Dr. Lani Gunier (just shows they will give Doctorates to anyone) the courts should make decisions based on contemprary situations. Well, if this is the case why do we have a constitution, why not just make it up as we go along.
Moron.
johnsteele on November 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM
Umpteen years from now when economists write about the demise of the whole NYT Corporation, they will cite the internet, Republicans, intolerance, the economy, and other meaningless stuff. They will not look into the content of the NYT reporting and editorials. I believe that this woman epitomizes the rot that has seeped throughout the MSM. She is an idiot who has not done basic reading before exposing her thoughtless rant to the genral public.
There is no mechanism that I am aware of that would allow Mr.0 to take office before January 20, 2009. If Bush does resign we would have several weeks of President Cheney.
Pelayo on November 23, 2008 at 11:48 AM
ROFLMAO.
progressoverpeace on November 23, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Ed, Ed, Ed…. You forget that the Constitution is a “Living Breathing Document(tm)” It says what the Grey Lady WANTS it to say…
Sheesh! You’re a slow learner!
hburns on November 23, 2008 at 11:48 AM
The essence of what really bothers the left. Counterbalance with all you’ve got. This is what they want to get rid of.
Gail Collins doesn’t represent me as a woman. It w/b too embarrassing to be spoken for by such amoeba.
Entelechy on November 23, 2008 at 11:49 AM
A clear and concise demonstration of not only BDS but of the anti constitutional position of the NY Slimes. In better days she would be carted off as a traitor.
Viper1 on November 23, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Did she write a similar article when Reagan won in 1980?
lorien1973 on November 23, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Defeated.
johnsteele on November 23, 2008 at 11:49 AM
That photo of Collins is about 20 years old. I imagine her teeth must have completely rotted by now and it’s infecting her brain.
JammieWearingFool on November 23, 2008 at 11:50 AM
I like this idea. One last bout of nutroot rage as President Cheney is sworn in.
lodge on November 23, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Straight from LaLa Land…….
DL13 on November 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Tangental and off-topic:
In my experience I’ve found that I can usually recognize an idiot just by looking at them, and I get that impression looking at Collins’ photo. It’s not hate, just a strong signal I get that says “this person looks like an idiot”. I can’t point out any specific features, it’s just an intuitive reaction.
I know it sounds like a sort of prejudice, and it probably is. But I still wonder if over time, stupidity somehow ’sculpts’ the features of the faces it presents to the outside world? I’d love to see a scientific study done to determine if there is any correlation between low intelligence and being perceived by strangers as looking stupid. There would be a clear evolutionary advantage to humans having such an ability, so I can’t discount the possibility out of hand.
DarkCurrent on November 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM
What are these idiots going to do after 21 January?
Time to dust off that old “counseling” shingle and get my certification renewed.
Overheard a discussion a few evenings ago…adults (allegedly)…one a faculty member at a large midwestern university…bemoaning the fact that Obama was not allowed to move right in to the Oval Office on 5 November.
coldwarrior on November 23, 2008 at 11:55 AM
I don’t really see anything extraordinary about what she’s suggesting. Left-wingers always want elected Republicans to resign simply because they’re not rabid, left-wing liberals.
perroviejo on November 23, 2008 at 11:56 AM
It’s the Times…unless the Dems throw the newspaper industry a bailout from Uncle Santa’s magic sleigh, these tools’ll all be out of a job in two to three years.
What am I saying?
It doesn’t matter what she thinks!
SuperCool on November 23, 2008 at 11:57 AM
I can wait for the bathroom longer than this lady can wait for Obama.
Shy Guy on November 23, 2008 at 11:58 AM
Gail writes, with demand. And she will get change. Yes, the right is beaten but it is still the civilized one.
Driving this morning, I passed an ultra liberal’s car, with all the ‘appropriate’ stickers on it, with at least 3 of GWB monkey-like images. I was imagining what would happen if any rightie would dare to affix a sticker of the O in the image of a primate on his/her car…
We are a country with two distinct everythings, and for sure I’d never wish to be a rat, happily and ignorantly, dwelling in the other latrine. And Gail considers herself, and hers, to be part of our intelligentsia. That is truly sad and dangerous for our country.
Entelechy on November 23, 2008 at 11:59 AM
An apt description of the whole MSM, except for those times when they have a token bona fide conservative on board.
But whoa, it must be a scientifically provable fact that conservative women are just better-looking than lib ones.
ddrintn on November 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM
The snark in this comment totally ignores the fact that we don’t really have a free market and never will with the Dems in charge. Free markets, real free markets, don’t have the FN-FM meltdowns.
Longhorn Six on November 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM
And she’ll be very disappointed in his performance.
Entelechy on November 23, 2008 at 12:00 PM
I wonder how long it will take for the Times to either wake up and discard many of it’s people and policies or fade away into history? However, while it deserves the vendetta mounted against it here–I, personally, would prefer never to have to stumble across anything except its crossword puzzles again.
jeanie on November 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Blame Bush. Bringing in Obama earlier would only bring the blame-fest sooner.
ddrintn on November 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM
How is this stupid fool have a New York Times column? There must be 275 million more qualified people in America.
indythinker on November 23, 2008 at 12:04 PM
-heh-
How about this:
President Bush grants preemptive pardons to everyone who is serving or HAS served in his administration.
Then he resigns.
President Cheney appoints Karl Rove as VP, then pardons President Bush.
THAT should make a few lefty’s heads explode.
Religious_Zealot on November 23, 2008 at 12:08 PM
And Bimbo Betty doesn’t take into account what a double executive resignation would do to Wall Street.
Think the DJA have tanked? What would you think a double resignation would do?
Bimbo Betty the Screeching Goose.
Amendment X on November 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Well, when it’s TIME TO CHANGE…
JetBoy on November 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Oh, oh…I just had a thought: do you think she already has children?
That means, genetically, there may be another generation of this. And they’ll vote!
Amendment X on November 23, 2008 at 12:11 PM
I’ve come to the conclusion that the left have absolutely no grasp on the concept of cause&effect as it pertains to a free market economy.
For example – they don’t seem to understand that businesses won’t simply EAT higher taxes – they will pass along the cost to their employees and customers.
Religious_Zealot on November 23, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Liberalism seems to degrade brain function and the ability to exercise one’s free will … a necessary change to convert American media into the New Pravda.
darwin on November 23, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Collin’s succession act might be follwed by the secession act if Nancy ever put in as POTUS w/o portfolio.
Limerick on November 23, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Doesn’t the Constitution also say that the general public will ALL VOTE ON THE SAME DAY (not days)?
We gave up on the Constitution about 10 years ago.
stenwin77 on November 23, 2008 at 12:16 PM
This opinion piece finally brings into clarity what is actually occurring. As the SS NYT is rapidly sinking by the bow the management and so-called-journalists are rearranging the deck furniture while they allow the staff from the supply room to write the columns.
Yoop on November 23, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Stuff like this reminds me of that great quote from Animal House:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life,
sonGailReligious_Zealot on November 23, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Like it hasn’t already?
grapeknutz on November 23, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Comparing Ms. Collins’ intelligence to a sack of rocks would be an insult to sacks of rocks everywhere.
hunter on November 23, 2008 at 12:19 PM
A minor nitpick, but you’re reversing the causal relationship. ‘liberalism’ doesn’t cause degraded brain function. Degraded brain function causes ‘liberalism’.
DarkCurrent on November 23, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Get your guns, pitchforks, and torches ready.
marklmail on November 23, 2008 at 12:22 PM
she obviously does not know Nancy Pelosi
BobH on November 23, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Gail Collins took a wrong turn on the yellow brick road. If only she had made it to the Great Wizard he may have granted her wish.
NYT hiring policy ….. liberal first, ignorant second.
fogw on November 23, 2008 at 12:24 PM
No, the problem we have is a vacuum between Ms. Collins’ ears.
Del Dolemonte on November 23, 2008 at 12:26 PM
NYT and other important-to-the-left media organs are not going to go out of business.
They will be state-supported, via bail-outs or whatever it takes. They are Pravda.
I remember when NYT was respectable. It’s purely sorrowful what it has become. As an editor, I would never allow that piece to be run. At the very least, I would send it back to the writer, telling her to consider constitutional and societal implications, and address those seriously.
It’s extreme derelict of duty and abdication of responsibility to allow a piece like this to be published.
But that would be in a sane world. We’re living in the Twilight Zone now.
Alana on November 23, 2008 at 12:29 PM
I watched Gail Collins prove her ditziness before a room full of journalists in the run-up to the 2000 presidential election, to the point she got called out (though not to her face) by the top AP guy in the room. So any stupidity here is just business as usual.
jon1979 on November 23, 2008 at 12:30 PM
“Ignorant and obtuse” says it all.
petefrt on November 23, 2008 at 12:33 PM
We’ve been hearing lately how America is really great because this election proved that ANYONE can become President of the U.S. We’ve also learned that ANYONE can write for the NYT…and WaPo, NBC News, CBS, ABC,…..
TugboatPhil on November 23, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Ah, that NY Times sure likes to promote stupidity.
nor on November 23, 2008 at 12:37 PM
I for one, welcome our exceedingly unattractive, quasi-lesbian, liberal intelligentsia hack journalist overlords.
keep the change on November 23, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Damn you Jetboy! I would rather be Rick Rolled than watch that.
thekingtut on November 23, 2008 at 12:40 PM
She doesn’t seem to have any problem passing sh1t, to me, Capt. Ed.
andycanuck on November 23, 2008 at 12:41 PM
Desperate liberals craving power in eager anticipation to “do something”…what could possibly go wrong?
Wyznowski on November 23, 2008 at 12:48 PM
The New York Times…. Hmmm. They’re still around?
n0doz on November 23, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Collins is like the spoiled kid who doesn’t want to wait til Christmas morning for the presents…instead wants them NOW.
When she only gets coal in her stocking, the tantrum and outrage will be most enjoyable…no deliberate symbolism, by the way.
PC14 on November 23, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Who IS this idiot?
Reminds me of why I don’t go to the NY Times unless someone links to an interesting article (the one on Citibank linked at top of HA is an example–good piece; very revealing about how the current mess developed).
MrLynn on November 23, 2008 at 12:52 PM
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