Hooker to Spitzer’s wife: I feel your pain
posted at 4:05 pm on November 21, 2008 by Allahpundit
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Via Breitbart, evidently Eliot wasn’t the only Spitzer whom “Kristen” felt connected to. Her surprise and sympathy are understandable: The odds that any of her clients might be married couldn’t have been more than, oh, say, five in 10.
An interesting bit comes at the end when they try to flesh out the distinction between “escort” and “prostitute.” Dupre claims escorts offer more than sex, but her rendezvous with Spitz evidently involved nothing more than a few hours in a hotel room. I think she’s actually drawing a class distinction, albeit one that feels sufficiently absurd that she’s reluctant to articulate it: Street-walkers are “prostitutes” but those on call, who command four-figure rates, fancy themselves as something more precious. Blue collar and white collar, if you will. Exit question: Are you ready for Senator Spitzer?
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Exactly. It’s so honorable that 99.9% are junkies.
wytammic on November 21, 2008 at 4:54 PM
Ew, she isn’t even good looking.
grantg on November 21, 2008 at 4:56 PM
This girl messed up in a huge way, obviously. Whatever pain she feels, she earned for herself. That said, she does seem, to me, genuinely contrite.
Maybe twenty years from now she’ll look back on those twenty years and see that they were much better. Even moral and enviable.
People can change for the better. I pray that she has/does.
pugwriter on November 21, 2008 at 4:57 PM
I feel your pain….
Cash or credit with tip
Kini on November 21, 2008 at 4:58 PM
please tell me that you would at least wrap it first..
DaveC on November 21, 2008 at 4:58 PM
If I were to bet her $100 that she couldn’t give me an orgasm, would that be Gambling or Hooking?
(have to give credit to Bob Zany, comedian for that line)
DaveC on November 21, 2008 at 5:00 PM
You’d be overpaying. As Fast Eddie Felson might have said, getting it for free is twice as sweet as paying for it.
MadisonConservative on November 21, 2008 at 5:00 PM
Ashley Dupre is gorgeous? Really? I mean, GORGEOUS? She seems to have a good body, but her face looks kind of generic to me. Maybe you have to be a guy to get it because I just don’t.
Smoothies on November 21, 2008 at 5:01 PM
Very well put. However, I am somewhat troubled that she seems adamant to differentiate between a prostitute and an escort.
terryannonline on November 21, 2008 at 5:02 PM
“Sorry. this video is no longer available>”
sondiehl on November 21, 2008 at 5:03 PM
GORGEOUS?
Money can’t buy you love. It can buy you a Monica
Kini on November 21, 2008 at 5:04 PM
When she can look back and say, “I was a prostitute, nothing fancy, none of these men cared about me, they just paid me and left after I did X Y Z,” then she might change.
Very few people these days seem to truly appreciate that magnitude of that word and how difficult it is to pull off.
This girl thinks there was something glamorous about this lifestyle, seemed to be trying to get her parents’ attention and still thinks she will have a music career. That’s sad.
chunderroad on November 21, 2008 at 5:05 PM
Ashley Dupre looks a lot older than 23. I would say early 30’s at least. I remember there was some dispute over her age initially.
If Ashley is actually 23, then she’s aging exponentially like Lindsay Lohan.
Mike Honcho on November 21, 2008 at 5:05 PM
You don’t pay prostitutes, hookers or escorts to have sex with you.
You pay her to leave after sex.
/jk
cryptojunkie on November 21, 2008 at 5:05 PM
…the worst part of the whole Spitzer thing was his wife’s bit…didn’t she have that “Tammy Wynette moment”, standing up next to him like all the other disgraced politicians wives…McGreevey…Edwards…that lot….
…if I were the governor of a powerful northeastern state, and if I’d've been caught (as we say in Texas) with a dead hooker or a live boy, my wife’d sure be on-camera with me…don’t you doubt it….
…she’d be standing there, grinning like a deranged nun…with my pecker in one hand (they’d have to zoom in at my age), and a rawhide mallet in the other….
…once I got done apologizing to my family, to my party, to the electorate, etc., probably just as insincerely as Spitzer did, she’d cock back her arm and beat that rascal as thin as a razor blade….
“That thing doin’ your thinkin’ for ya, eh, sparky? Well…what’s it sayin’ now?! What’s the “Lieutenant Governor” sayin’ now? OOOOOOOOOOWWWEEEEEEEE? C’mon…talk to me, Gov’nah! Make me stand up here like a lox!”
…then, after the swelling started, the real pain would begin….
…embarrassed? Lost a career? Spitzer got off light.
…hooker on TV? Without a face, maybe….
…your mileage may vary….
Puritan1648 on November 21, 2008 at 5:05 PM
…and, it needs to be said…very informative…accuracy is key….
…needs to be in a tourist brochure somewhere….
Puritan1648 on November 21, 2008 at 5:07 PM
Of course she feels connected to Spitzer’s wife. They share the same strain of HPV.
Kasper Hauser on November 21, 2008 at 5:08 PM
Just think of this as one of the nice home movies she can watch with her kids.
*gag*
BigWyo on November 21, 2008 at 5:09 PM
When it first came out, people she went to high school with were coming forward to talk about her so it would seem she is really 23. But I agree, she does look like she could be at least 10 years older.
Smoothies on November 21, 2008 at 5:11 PM
…and if she does, good…but impressions so far are not promising…she’s still whoring…she’s just doing it dressed, in TV makeup….
…conviction…then repentance…I’d add that it should come before you’re no longer marketable….
…we’ll all be judged…time’s running out, Ms. Dupree….
Puritan1648 on November 21, 2008 at 5:12 PM
oh shes connected to her alright
common denominator = sex partners
tamtam20 on November 21, 2008 at 5:15 PM
Watch out for the hair balls.
My collie says:
CyberCipher on November 21, 2008 at 5:18 PM
LOL.
HornetSting on November 21, 2008 at 5:22 PM
She feels Silda Spitzer’s pain? Not yet. Wait until she’s about 50 and her husband (if she can find one) starts running around.
But she may one day be Secretary of State. After all, Hillary also slept with a Governor, at least once.
Amazing that they actually brought her on TV for an interview. Wouldn’t it be better to let her disappear into the night?
Steve Z on November 21, 2008 at 5:25 PM
Puritan1648 on November 21, 2008 at 4:50 PM~
“so, she’s a whore with oak leaf clusters….”
The awsomeness of Puritan1648!!!! LOL!!!
Brian on November 21, 2008 at 5:27 PM
Of course. In here case, I would use a body condom.
Tru dat. But come on, Jessica Biel. You know that would be the best minute of your life.
Lance Murdock on November 21, 2008 at 5:42 PM
DaveC on November 21, 2008 at 4:58 PM
Of course. In
hereher case, I would use a body condom.Lance Murdock on November 21, 2008 at 5:43 PM
Anyone got her number?
jacrews on November 21, 2008 at 5:46 PM
If I get a whore for that kind of money I am going to make sure, at least, that she doesn’t have man hands.
carbon_footprint on November 21, 2008 at 5:49 PM
I feel your pain
Does that mean he was doing both the hooker and the wife in the rear?
Just asking………
1sttofight on November 21, 2008 at 5:50 PM
…it ain’t the years…it’s the mileage…’cause somebody had to say it….
…odometer behind her right ear…taxi meter behind her left….
Puritan1648 on November 21, 2008 at 5:51 PM
I guess this is just a generational thing, but is anybody but me just massively turned off by babytalk? I mean, admittedly being a whore is enough to make me lose interest, but in combination – Geesh.
I remember lots of 23 year olds who were women; none of ‘em sounded like that.
warbaby on November 21, 2008 at 5:52 PM
*BOWS TO THE RIGHT*
*BOWS TO THE LEFT*
…but, we’re talking about whores here…this is easy….
…threads about economics, the legal tangles of overseas relations, the machinations of the Minnesota recount…there’s just no material there….
…gimme a good hooker thread any day…it brings out the Beavis and Butthead in all of us….
Puritan1648 on November 21, 2008 at 5:54 PM
What’s the difference between Ashley and the Titanic?
We know how many people have gone down on the Titanic.
DaveC on November 21, 2008 at 5:56 PM
Why do these Diane Sawyer interviews always look like soap operas?
warrenmr on November 21, 2008 at 4:14 PM
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Yup !! Everytime I see Sawyer I have images of “Food Lion”
and 1970s Chevy pick-up exploding gas tank rigged for the cameras.
Texyank on November 21, 2008 at 5:57 PM
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and Ashley Dupre when she has the runs?
The Farmer shucks between fits.
DaveC on November 21, 2008 at 5:58 PM
The Titanic only went down once.
Ashley ?
thomasaur on November 21, 2008 at 6:00 PM
I was traveling through a little town a while ago and stopped in a cafe to get a bit to eat.
the sign above the counter said:
I asked the lady behind the counter if she was the one who supplied the handjobs.
“Yes,” she said.
“Then wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich.”
DaveC on November 21, 2008 at 6:01 PM
…wait a minute….
…feminists’ve been p*ssin’ in our ears for 40 years now about glass ceilings, pay equity for unrelated professions, and generally kvetchin’ about now nobody likes ‘em….
…and we have an election where the most prominent woman on the American political scene is thrown under the bus for a more ideologically fashionable candidate, after being portrayed as old, tired and bitchy….
…and in that same election cycle we have a woman who’s done exactly what they’ve always said women should do — get out and take command, get educated, get elected, govern and kick ass — and she’s portrayed as unqualified, loopy, lightweight and unelectable…even after having been elected to stuff several times….
…where’re the feminists here?
…you have a woman who subordinates herself to men for money…interviewed by one of their team-mates on one of the networks purporting to have their interests at heart…a skank, who brings down a powerful player on their “reinvent America” team…and bupkiss! Not a peep out of ‘em….
…wait! A word is beginning to form in my little reptilian mind….
“hyp…”
“hypo…”
“hypoc…”
“hypoc…r…a…c…yyyyyyy!”
…so…they can talk the talk, but can’t walk the walk…not even in sensible shoes….
…what a waste of 40 years….
Puritan1648 on November 21, 2008 at 6:02 PM
just like Mc Donalds…over 40 BILLION served
UNREPENTANT CONSERVATIVE CAPITOLIST on November 21, 2008 at 6:02 PM
I’m with you, and I don’t even get those who seem to be angry at her. She’s a prostitute. That’s what they do. There’s no reason to believe she even knew he was married, and there’s no reason for her to care anyway.
Plenty of people are uneducated about governors. Before this scandal broke I’d barely learned who he was. And, unless I’m mistaken, he wasn’t even her governor either. Can you name all 50 (without looking)?
Esthier on November 21, 2008 at 6:03 PM
I think she’s gained a lot of weight, at least enough for it to show in her face. The first pictures I saw of her made her look completely different.
If Madonna can have one, why can’t she?
Esthier on November 21, 2008 at 6:07 PM
In a Clinton-ridden Obama administration, get used to these Continuing Soap Operas. It’s funny until you realize that some of the Players have the power of government in their clammy sweaty hands
Janos Hunyadi on November 21, 2008 at 6:12 PM
Whore jokes – what a surprise.
Jaibones on November 21, 2008 at 6:22 PM
If you have to pay for it… then it’s not worth it.
Ummm…I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you always pay for it. Dinner. Movie. Dancing. Shoes. Engagement ring. Need I continue?
I R A Darth Aggie on November 21, 2008 at 6:31 PM
Allah posted this after the Hillary thread so we wouldn’t be tempted.
thomasaur on November 21, 2008 at 6:33 PM
That’s nice.
Kvetch amongst yoahselves….
drjohn on November 21, 2008 at 6:38 PM
I’m verklempt…
drjohn on November 21, 2008 at 6:38 PM
A Native American gal gets on a bus and sits next to two other gals. The two gals had never seen an American Indian before and ask her what she was.
“I am an Arapaho” She responded.
One gal responds….”Well shut my mouth…she’s a Dallas Ho and I’m a Fort Worth Ho!”
csdeven on November 21, 2008 at 6:52 PM
No. They both asked Eliot to give them 9 inches and make it hurt. So he screwed them three times and punched ‘em in the mouth.
csdeven on November 21, 2008 at 6:55 PM
Whore is the correct word. Much like flight attendant is a stewardess and assistant is a secretary.
grdred944 on November 21, 2008 at 7:04 PM
A Lieutenant Colonel?
So Spitzer likes it rough?
Well, yeah, they say that when you have sex you’re actually having sex with everyone your partner has had, so…
malclave on November 21, 2008 at 7:04 PM
All these comments and I have not seen any good jokes about about…
You, Me, and Dupre?
Viper on November 21, 2008 at 7:22 PM
She’s definitly Babe-O-Liscious!
Her Mom’s not half bad either!
epluribusunum on November 21, 2008 at 7:27 PM
Esthier on November 21, 2008 at 6:03 PM
Thanks.
HotAirJosef on November 21, 2008 at 7:29 PM
I’m glad to see this thread is still going….kind of like the scandal.
Too bad I don’t have any whore jokes, but I do like the slight against the richest whore…..MADONNA.
HornetSting on November 21, 2008 at 7:32 PM
Barney is waiting to see what’s behind Door # 3.
If you are familiar with Rep. Frank’s past, I am sure you’ve heard of the ‘call boy’ scandal, yes?
Red State State of Mind on November 21, 2008 at 8:10 PM
Calling all Moms and Dads: Educate your daughters so that they have skill sets other than that of prostitutes and worthless ding-a-lings. And don’t let them out of your sights until they do. This young woman and her parents are pathetic. And Elliot Spitzer is feces..rich..but still feces.
gracie on November 21, 2008 at 8:48 PM
just in the nick of time….we’d almost forgotten.
Calypso Jones on November 21, 2008 at 9:04 PM
Sucks for Spitz. He would’ve been the no-brainer Dem choice for AG was until he got caught with his pants down. He may well still be a dark horse.
Kid from Brooklyn on November 21, 2008 at 9:13 PM
She had no idea that the man she was servicing was the Governor of NY.
No idea WHAT-SO-EVER…..
Ziegler needs to get his a$$ over to her place as soon as possible to interview her for his movie,this is definitely an Obama voter.
Baxter Greene on November 21, 2008 at 9:49 PM
No. NO. no. nO. NOOOOOOOOOOO!
4shoes on November 21, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Uh…new guy? She isn’t in the top 100 of lovelies who have been considered on this page. Plus, she’s a hooker and all.
Jaibones on November 21, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Just once, I’d like to see a wife appear at one of those things only for the chance to publicly slap the face off her philandering husband.
angelat0763 on November 21, 2008 at 11:35 PM
…But enough about Diane Sawyer.
Captain Scarlet on November 22, 2008 at 3:33 AM
Skank.
Coronagold on November 22, 2008 at 7:38 AM
Well, she’s got the Genital Herpes part for prostitution down.
Tim Burton on November 22, 2008 at 11:25 AM
She says she was only 22 years old -so that’s why she did’nt know what the governer looksed like.
Sort of like all the young people voting for BO. This time they knew what he looks like on the outside, but without having a clue what BO looks like on the inside.
CertainVictory on November 22, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Peering into empty suit space would not clarify much though, I submit.
BKennedy on November 23, 2008 at 5:23 AM
What is she selling now?
Sounds like we are at the 14:30 minute mark for Ashley.
RobCon on November 23, 2008 at 11:28 AM
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