Comments on: Video: Negotiations with Attractive Girls Union break down

By: diogenes

diogenes — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:55:35 +0000

And what’s wrong with the Giants. They would prefer the Detroit Lions?

By: neal7

neal7 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:23:41 +0000

now that’s the type of union I can get behind =)

By: El Coqui

El Coqui — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:12:16 +0000

Well, it does explain so much of my love life. Good Grief!
:)

By: Jules Crittenden » When The Going Gets Tough …

Jules Crittenden » When The Going Gets Tough … — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:37:46 +0000

[...] Labored issues: Mike Greenman’s talks with Attractive Girls Union break down. The cargo pants were just the latest issue. “At this point these demands are going to be impossible for Mr. Greenman to meet.” Hang in for the bonus clip: “I really don’t remember the incident you’re refering to. Any other questions regarding my smile or my wave need to be directed to my office.” [...]

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:44:28 +0000

That’s one union that doesn’t need ‘card check’.

By: Tanya

Tanya — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:49:16 +0000

Haha. Awesome.

By: CyberCipher

CyberCipher — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:48:38 +0000

I’ve already moved all my operations off-shore. I’ll never regret that I did, either. For all I care, it could be the American Girls Union (American woman, stay away from me-ee…).

My collie says:

Of course, you realize that the pornography industry continues to negotiate with the AGU.

That’s because they think that AGU stands for augmented girls union.

By: karl9000

karl9000 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:12:52 +0000

I took advantage of the little known (at that time) card check rule. I got her to admit that she might consider me as a candidate to date. So I whipped out the card check rule and showed her that 51% of her fellow women considered dating me, not that they actually did. By card check rules, she was forced to amrry me.

It’ll be 34 years next Wednesday!

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:47:32 +0000

Only in the U.S. can humor resemble real life.

By: Passed

Passed — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:27:34 +0000

I am ashamed to admit that when confronted with the AGU… I caved in… and gave in to all demands. I kind of feel like the Big 3 auto makers must feel with the UAW.

There is a bright side though… Once married I managed to gain ground on video game talk.. and wearing cargo pants.

By: James

James — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:01:55 +0000

And to top it all off, he has decided to let his bald head be graced with hair again. And he plans to grow it long.

pcbedamned on November 17, 2008 at 11:59 PM

Nooooo, no skullets.

By: Always Right

Always Right — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:10:00 +0000

I am sure our new president, the Messiah himself, can get the AGU girls to soften their stance…. uhhh.. maybe they can get Mike to harden his approach…. uhhh…

Sanctuary!!!!……

By: paul1149

paul1149 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:02:12 +0000

Good grief.

By: Rod

Rod — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:54:50 +0000

I dated only non-union attractive girls until I married one.

One of the benefits of dating a non-union attractive woman was the picket lines that would form outside my condo. Back then, short mini-skirts were all the rage.

Gotta tell ya, there’s nothing better than sitting on your own balcony with a few friends, a cooler of near-frozen beer, and 20 to 30 hot and angry attractive girls in mini skirts parading back and forth not 20 feet below you.

It was like our own personal Mardi Gras, except they’d never show their … uh …raise their tops. But who cared? I’ve always been a leg man, myself. Right?

By: fossten

fossten — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:28:28 +0000

Has Allahpundit recently bought stock in the Onion?

By: Right_of_Attila

Right_of_Attila — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:37:16 +0000

I have a nonunion spouse, and do not need the AGU.

One wife is too much for any man. At least the union leaves after their work is done.

By: ricardoz

ricardoz — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:19:05 +0000

Those women weren’t attractive

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:29:41 +0000

I’ve been a member of the Extremely Wealthy Dudes Union (EWDU) since the 80′s and I have refused to negotiate with the AGU for years. I prefer the MILF Union. More bang for the buck.

By: Blogs For Victory » Attractive Girls Union

Blogs For Victory » Attractive Girls Union — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:19:58 +0000

[...] Heh (content warning). [...]

By: Tzetzes

Tzetzes — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:45:11 +0000

Insecure Ugg-Boots-Over-Jeans Union

Ha!

By: DL13

DL13 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:44:05 +0000

Good…

By: baldilocks

baldilocks — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:19:16 +0000

Hey AP…
Isn’t that you in the ‘FRO’, there in the back?

shooter on November 17, 2008 at 11:34 PM

Tee hee!

By: Yoop

Yoop — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:08:47 +0000

I am Joe the Greenman…

By: pcbedamned

pcbedamned — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:59:45 +0000

Favorite line – “He f**ks up everything, why even try anymore”…
As for the facial hair bit, when hubby ‘accidentally’ takes a little too much off of the goatee and ends up having to shave it off, I can’t even look at him for about 2-3 weeks (shallow bitch that I am). And to top it all off, he has decided to let his bald head be graced with hair again. And he plans to grow it long. Uggh, his mid-life crisis – I don’t know whether to laugh, or cry (and that depends on whether or not I am having a hot-flash) :)

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:43:32 +0000

GM wants to get bailed out after giving away the store to their unions. Mike needs to up the bling quotient and go for broke.