This is really no big deal at all.

Does Sgt. Blah report to LT. Jones-Kelly?

So if there is an abundance of “sphincter pain” searches on google, does that mean everyone feels like they’re getting screwed?

DJ from MA on November 12, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Has anyone received their Google RFID tag in the mail? Mine just came in, it’s great, just peeled off and stuck to the back of my neck.

neal7 on November 12, 2008 at 3:47 PM

Cheers for the laugh! It breaks up the monotony of waiting for the next bail out announcement.

How long till conservatism is listed as a “sickness” ?

William Amos on November 12,

Knock Knock!
“Hello?”
“Good afternoon. I am Sgt. Blah from the community division of the National Security Force. We have noticed an alarming change in your Google searches. Would you care to explain?”

I think ya could say that.

So the assumption is that only people *with* the symptoms, *gloogle* the symptoms? Is that valid?

Spanish flu outdid WWI in number of lives claimed.

1918 ‘Spanish Flu’ – Up to 40 Million Dead – a True Global Disaster

The name of Spanish Flu came from the early infections and large mortalities in Spain, where it apparently killed 8 million in May 1918. However, an initial wave of influenza appeared early in the spring of 1918 in Kansas and in military camps throughout the U.S.

It infected 28% of all Americans, according to some estimates. Around 675,000 Americans died of influenza during the epidemic, ten times as many as in the “Great War”. Influenza killed an estimated 43,000 American troops mobilized for WWI.

Half of the U.S. soldiers who died in Europe fell to the virus rather than the enemy, according to Deseret News.

Sure, some good has come out of that cesspool (like Project Chanology) but those guys are f***ed up.

Beyond Chanology/Anonymous, has ANYTHING good come from there?

I appreciate and even encourage Chanology/Anonymous, but the rest of the site can mire in its own refuse, better that way for the rest of us IMO.

*lurks*

The question was “how would we know if a Biological attack has occurred?”

Because some Biological weapons do not kill immediately, the first signs would be cold/Flu like symptoms.
Most people with the on set of a cold will go to their local pharmacy and buy OTC cold meds.

Normal “cold/Flu” patterns are known, along with normal OTC med sales (data mining) for a given area. Buy monitoring sales of OTC meds, an “unusual up tic in sales” of OTC meds MIGHT indicate an attack has occurred.

Well that’s my first wild guess.

The /b/ tards at 4chan are in the process of hijacking googles flu tracking.

manfriend on November 12, 2008 at 5:26 PM

Oh, those sociopathic channers. Sure, some good has come out of that cesspool (like Project Chanology) but those guys are f***ed up. Those a**holes even hacked Chanology websites just for the hell of it.

*eats*

One glimpse of those long, sharp teeth and they would pee their pants.

HornetSting on November 12, 2008 at 5:27 PM
I mean keep it down if he ate it.

redshirt on November 12, 2008 at 5:29 PM

OH, my bad. Well, as long as the liberal is dead. We can use the bones for weapons and the jellyfish-like spine can be used to make soap.

One glimpse of those long, sharp teeth and they would pee their pants.

HornetSting on November 12, 2008 at 5:27 PM

I mean keep it down if he ate it.

I don’t know, I don’t even think a grue could keep down a lib…

redshirt on November 12, 2008 at 5:26 PM

One glimpse of those long, sharp teeth and they would pee their pants.

Here’s three $20 coupons for McDonalds.

HornetSting on November 12, 2008 at 5:11 PM
A Grue wouldn’t last for long on McDonalds shitwiches.

LimeyGeek on November 12, 2008 at 5:15 PM

It’s all we could afford, you know, economic crunch and everything…

Here’s three $20 coupons for McDonalds.

HornetSting on November 12, 2008 at 5:11 PM

A Grue wouldn’t last for long on McDonalds shitwiches.

You are HIRED, my friend. :)

HornetSting on November 12, 2008 at 4:48 PM
Let it never be said that bad puns didn’t get me somewhere in this crazy world :P

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on November 12, 2008 at 5:04 PM

We will erect statues in your honor. Your attic will be a national historic building. We will slaughter 100 fatted calfs in your honor.
Uh, well, we’ll say thank you for your service. Here’s three $20 coupons for McDonalds.

You are HIRED, my friend. :)

HornetSting on November 12, 2008 at 4:48 PM

Let it never be said that bad puns didn’t get me somewhere in this crazy world :P

*eats*

Your mission, if you choose to take it, is to EAT the libs. :)

HornetSting on November 12, 2008 at 4:46 PM
Now there’s a job I can really sink my teeth into.

-Bah-dum, pish!-

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on November 12, 2008 at 4:48 PM

You are HIRED, my friend. :)

Your mission, if you choose to take it, is to EAT the libs. :)

HornetSting on November 12, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Now there’s a job I can really sink my teeth into.

-Bah-dum, pish!-

*eats*