Hey, do you know how Whoopi got her name? She got her name because she would fart so much before, during and after her comedy acts that people started calling her whoopi (as in the whoopi cooshin that makes the fart sound when you sit on it).

Just disgusting and disgraceful in every way.

Click the image to watch.

Sorry, Allah, you’ve burned me enough times with this rubbish that I am going all Smokey the Bear on you.

“Kids, Smokey says, Don’t play with Allah’s video excerpts of THE VIEW. Remember, only you can prevent Allah from doing more damage to our brain cells.”

Viet Nam Vet, 1966-67

“GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes!”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by. “I’m waiting God, if you’re real, knock me off this platform!” Again after a few more minutes, the professor taunted God saying, “Here I am, God! I’m still waiting!”

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a NAVY SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold.

The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent ….. waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: “What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

“God was really busy protecting America’s soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an idiot. So He sent me.

What are the symptoms of Behar-VD?

the first symptom is usualy a rash
… of tired leftist rhetoric

if not treated, the afflicted will feel pain
… when trying to elucidate

and in it’s advanced stages, it’s been known to kill
… incentive, personal responsibility, and liberty

I refuse to watch this. Ms. Bey-hah has done something I though impossible: she is far more annoying than Rosanne Barr.

cannonball on November 11, 2008 at 5:15 PM

but both are equally beautiful, don’t you think?

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how do you live life being bitter about everything?

Joy, you stinking lefist hack, get a hairdo that doesn’t resemble 1983. You are useless, offensive and petty. STFU.

I know it’s totally childish and stupid, but when I put my mouse over the picture to click it to watch the video, I hovered for a moment and saw that the video was labeled “behar vd” and it made me laugh.

Esthier on November 11, 2008 at 5:19 PM

I did it too, and it made me giggle.

What are the symptoms of Behar-VD?

I love your mother.

Cindy Munford on November 11, 2008 at 6:06 PM

+1