Instead of “Banning the Bra” we would “Ban Thugocracy, Environmental Wackos & Liberal Propaganda.”
Instead of Drugs Sex and Rock ‘n Roll it would be Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Instead of tie-dyed shirts we will have Levi jackets; instead of rusty VW mini-vans we will have clean SUV’s. We will even shower every day….

Are you in?

DL13 on November 10, 2008 at 1:22 PM

Maybe its time to start a Right Wing Hippee-like movement, kind of like the Left did during the 60’s. New slogan ideas:
Do not trust any Left Wing elitist!
Power to the Hard Working and Successful!
Truth and Integrity over Lies and Slime!
Down with the “Filtered Man’s Thinkers” of the Left.
What if they had Money Redistribution and nobody came?

Instead of “Banning the Bra” we would “Ban Thugocracy, Environmental Wackos & Liberal Propaganda.”
Instead of Drugs Sex and Rock ‘n Roll it would be Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Instead of tie-dyed shirts we will have Levi jackets; instead of rusty VW mini-vans we will have clean SUV’s. We will even shower every day….

Are you in?

DL13 on November 10, 2008 at 1:22 PM

UPDATE:

We will be planning our own Million Man March on Washington, DC to protest the upcoming plans of the new administration to “Sock-it-to the Wealthy” with their “Steal from the Hard-Working” programs. Their “Potato in Every Pot and Hand in Every Pocket” plan is just going too far. Instead of the ceremonial burning of the American Flag we will be burning the works of Karl Marx instead. Everyone is encouraged to bring a copy for the burning. For those having difficulty locating a copy of the Communist Manifesto they might try their local library; I understand that each library has at least 15 or 20 that were placed their by the DNC. Just remember to bring back the ashes so you wont be charged for losing a book. You will have reduced it to its common denominator so there should be no charges. See you in Washington….

jp on November 10, 2008 at 12:53 PM

My wife and I both talked about that at length..

best hopes is that he is voted out in disgust and the stench of failure in 2012..

or something so horrible that an impeachment will proceed..

but I’m not holding my breath on that one..

For the so called conservatives criticizing this here at Hot Air, you are a bunch of dinosaurs. The Republican party needs a house cleaning and you are part of the group who have to be swept out into the dustbin of history.

It’s time for my generation of Reagan conservatives to take over the Republican Party. The Sean Hannity generation.

The people will be too busy voting for “bread and circuses” to care.

Wyrd on November 10, 2008 at 1:59 PM

Yep, very well stated.

They do not have to shoot you now.
kybowexar on November 10, 2008 at 12:52 PM

I forgot. I have to wait until they round up dissidents.

i also hate the fact that i met this tool back in college before anyone knew him…

lmwyman on November 10, 2008 at 2:33 PM

Who was he shilling for then?

*eats*

i also hate the fact that i met this tool back in college before anyone knew him…. oh wait, i dont think anyone really knows him now anyway!

Obama won’t be able to change much in their eyes, so in the end, they will be disillusioned with Obama, and conclude that he sold out to the dark side, which ironically, to them, would be his white side. The solution: Elect a “real” black man next time.

keep the change on November 10, 2008 at 2:11 PM

Yeah, maybe I’m being too optomistic I guess and you’re right they should elect a real man next time, someone with some actual experience and character instead of a pop icon!

Chickens will be coming home to roost alright and I hope they crap on Obambi and all the ilk that helped him get elected!

The scene was a sunny fall day with moderate temperatures and colorful—but fading—autumn leaves.
Their arrival had the look of a foreign head-of-state state visit—although there were no fife and drum bands, speeches or official pageantry.

Lovely prose, Ben. Maybe come January 20 the leaves will magically return to the trees.

“Kennedy, Lincoln and King”

Democrat, Republican and Republican

Liberty of Death

Well, let’s hope it doesn’t get that bad. Still, remember to save the last bullet for yourself.

Simonsez on November 10, 2008 at 1:44 PM

I figgered, like, you know, my man Benji Franklin watn’t even a prezident, see? So you know its like how my homies and I like to rap on spending our benjamins. Man, we need to take that whitey off that bill and replace him with Obama.

when they are now “the man”) is no longer a valid excuse!

Oh, it won’t be difficult for them to spin this as only one black man that got a fair shake, while millions of his brothers are still in virtually slavery. What this will do is increase calls for affirmative action from the one brother that has the power to do something.

Of course, Obama won’t be able to change much in their eyes, so in the end, they will be disillusioned with Obama, and conclude that he sold out to the dark side, which ironically, to them, would be his white side. The solution: Elect a “real” black man next time.

Should read:

Liberty or Death…

What’s the band/artist? I’ll add it to the Barack Obama Official SoundTrack.

*eats*

Grue in the Attic on November 10, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Hey Grue, I see you found it already. Sorry for not responding sooner I was posting another response to this thread.

Also, I didn’t realize you lived in Arizona until a few weeks ago, me too! I live in Maricopa.

*Liberty of Death…Don’t Tread on Me*

Since it’s a new day, let’s keep any demands by the black community OUTTA MY FACE !!

Just venting. Feel better.
Thanks.

pambi on November 10, 2008 at 1:09 PM

I hear ya pambi, we need to abolish affirmative action right now! As a nation we have come to the pinnacle of race relations after having just elected a black man president, therefore the same old excuses by some minorities that it’s “the man keeping me down” (when they are now “the man”) is no longer a valid excuse!

The time for excuses is over and it is now time for some minorities to step up…I won’t hold my breath on that one especially since some of the minorities are already clamoring for their free gas, having their mortgage paid, etc.

Also, I can’t wait until the first minority tries to play the race card with me, I’m going to tell them “the man” isn’t keeping you down anymore, get off your azz, get a job, and be a constructive member of society, no one owes you shitte anymore!

THE OFFICIAL BARACK OBAMA ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK (As of 11/10/08)
1.) Metallica – “Leper Messiah”
2.) Nine Inch Nails – “Head Like a Hole”
3.) Dean Martin – “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head”
4.) Living Color – “Cult of Personality”
5.) Marilyn Manson – “The Nobodies”
6.) Carly Simon – “You’re So Vain”
7.) AC/DC – “Dirty Deeds [Done Dirt Cheap]”
8.) George Michael – “Brother Can You Spare a Dime?”
9.) Nine Inch Nails – “Closer”
10.) Garth Brooks – “I Got Friends In Low Places”
11.) Afroman – “Because I Got High”
12.) Puddle of Mudd – “Control”
13.) Flotsam and Jetsam – “Suffer the Masses”
14.) Toby Keith – “How Do Like Me Now?”
15.) Metallica – “King Nothing”
16.) Marilyn Manson – “Dope Show”
17.) Bone Thugs-n-Harmony – “Thuggish Ruggish Bone”
18.) Michelle Branch – “Are You Happy Now?”
19.) Creedence Clearwater Revival – “Bad Moon Rising”

Keep adding :)

*eats*

“will.i.am?”

locomotivebreath1901 on November 10, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Actually, his new name is ‘we-willi’, as per Dear Leader.